Wu Liru said this like Guanshiyin who rescued people in distress.
"Hmph..."
Naturally, the little wild boar's eyes were red and he didn't understand this.
"Don't force me"
Wu Li's fox tail has been partially exposed
"Hmph"
The little wild boar raised its head and flashed its long, shiny teeth.
"I'm a good person and don't be afraid of evil. The monkey is ready, but I don't believe that I can't cure you, a little pig like you."
Wu Li wanted to communicate with this little pig just now with his natural heart, but he didn't expect that this guy just refused to fall into his trap. He acted like if you dare to get close, I will fight you for the pig's life.
A pig's head is a pig's head. He clearly understands what he is saying, but he still doesn't believe that he is here to save the pig.
"Aw...aow..."
The pig-like screams resounded through the forest sky, frightening the birds that had just settled down and flew away again.
An orangutan on an old tree was holding a grain of sand fruit, tilting his head and looking at the two people below filling a pig with water. The pig screamed non-stop at first, and soon the screams stopped.
Weakened.
Could it be that the wild boar is going to be poisoned?
Thinking of this, the orangutan immediately jumped a few times and hid himself tightly, leaving only his small head and big eyes to continue curiously watching the movements of the people and pigs below.
"This pig's shoulder blade must be cracked. It's passed out now. It's time to tie it with a clamp to fix it. Carry this guy back and throw it into the pig pen. Whether he lives or dies depends on his fate."
Wu Li saw that the pig persisted in struggling for a few times, and it might have caused the wound, but he rolled his eyes and fainted.
Fortunately, the air was coming out and coming in. But if this guy died, I would probably get a lot of blank stares.
The monkey went to cut down some wooden sticks and some vines, and blindly beat the little wild pig into a vest.
Then he put his nose in front of the sow boar's nose and tried to breathe. This guy had gone to the pig's paradise to meet the pig God in peace, leaving only his body for everyone to eat meat.
"Everyone, please come down and pay attention."
Wu Li waved his hand to indicate that there was no danger and he could come down. There was a gentle slope on one side of the bluestone cliff. With everyone's help, a few weak women finally reached the bottom of the valley safely.
"Poor little Piggy was not killed by her brother-in-law, right?"
As soon as Yu Xiaobei reached the bottom of the valley, she ran towards the little wild boar that had been trapped and was in no danger even if it woke up.
Wu Li ignored Yu Xiaobei, who was overflowing with sympathy, but quietly approached the fairy sister.
"Sister, you weren't scared."
"Don't worry, I'm not a child." The fairy sister waved her hand to let Wu Li get out of the way. The smell of pigs made people want to vomit.
"It's getting late. Let's pack up the receipts, find a small boat to light a fire to cook, and go back early after dinner. There were three wild boars today, which is already a big harvest."
Wu Li checked the time. It had been five or six hours since he had been in and out. It was already getting late. He had to eat and rest before heading back. There was no need to go back too late. It was extremely unsafe to walk on this mountain road in the dark.
Wu Meng didn't seem to have any trouble carrying the big wild boar on his back. Wu Shan and Dumb each carried a small wild boar on their backs. Wu Li was also not idle. He had the wild boar with a clip on his shoulders. It seemed that these four guys didn't carry it at all.
Most of the people in the group were secretly speechless as they took two to three hundred kilograms of stuff seriously.
This time Wu Li asked Dahuang and others to spread out and guard nearby. The monkeys were exploring the way in front. Wu Yong and Douya protected everyone. Yu Dan, Brother Fantong, Brother Yali, Smith and other men took the initiative to protect several girls and women.
Okay, Wu Li and the others are dragging the wild boar behind, and at the end are Four Flowers who are sweeping up and keeping watch.
There are many streams on the mountain. After a while, the monkey took everyone to the edge of a mountain stream.
The mountain streams are gurgling and white water splashes are flying endlessly.
Water plants and shrubs grow along the stream, and unknown wild flowers, yellow, white, pink, and purple, are dotted on both sides of the mountain stream.
"Let's go under this old camphor tree. It's good to enjoy the shade under the big tree." Wu Li gently took the wild boar and placed it close to the root of the tree. Today's lunch will be served here.
After deciding to cook and eat here, everyone will perform their duties. Those who should rest will rest, those who should gather firewood will gather firewood and make a fire, those who should kill chickens and rabbits will kill chickens and rabbits, and those who should remove wild boar legs will do so.
Remove the boar legs.
The mute brother was led by some greedy girls to find a nest to fish in the creek.
As long as you have drunk the wild fish soup cooked by the mute brother once, you will always want to drink it again if you get the opportunity.
Going up the mountain, wild fish soup, bamboo tube rice, beggar pheasant, roasted hare, and stir-fried wild vegetables have become must-have delicacies that everyone must have.
Wu Li whistled and heard the sound of horse hooves running over from a distance.
When we were watching the show just now, we released the black horse king and his wife. They were playing and grazing not far away. When they heard Wu Li's call, they arrived under the old camphor tree by the mountain stream.
The black horse king carried a load of kitchen utensils and rice seasonings on his back. As soon as he got on the horse, he started cooking the rice immediately.
Wu Li touched the long horse face of the Black Horse King and let it play by itself.
Wu Li's task today is quite heavy. He has to roast rabbit and wild boar, and he also wants to eat grilled fish and roasted pheasant.
Wu Li said, if you want to eat it, bake it yourself and make it yourself. It will taste even more delicious.
So Yu Xiaobei and Hu Mei each took a wooden stick and started to shake it like Wu Li did.
Two very boring women chatting about boring things.
He was so bored that he gave the little wild boar on the ground a name: King Kong.
The reason is nothing more than that the orangutan from King Kong dared to stand on the Empire State Building and kill a gray chicken for the woman he loved.
And this little wild boar dared to grunt at Wu Li, a barbarian, for the sake of his beloved female pig.
Because Therefore…
Then…
This pig has become a King Kong pig.
When Wu Li heard them talking about hunting gray chicken, he shook his hand and cut off all the meat from the wild boar's leg and dropped it into the fire.
The wild boar meat was sizzling in the fire, making the fire even more intense.
"Please, can you, the two beauties, speak more reservedly and gracefully? Otherwise, it will be easy for the men around you to bleed internally."
Wu Li calmed his mind and continued to slice the pork hind leg, but when he saw the cold light of the knife, even grooves appeared on the pork.
"Hmph, my thoughts are not pure, and you blame us. Come on, give me a few cuts. I can't make you look good." Hu Mei punched Wu Li several times with her small fist, saying that she wanted Wu Li to look good, and others
Seems like it's more of a flirtation.
"It's the pheasant you want to film, not you, please, please tell me more clearly in the future, vixen, otherwise I won't understand what you mean, and I'll accidentally film the chicken on you..."
Wu Li laughed a few times, then used a knife to mark Hu Meimou's two protruding parts.
"You're going to die, you bald guy, if you're not wretched, you and I depend on these two balls for a living. If you dare to destroy my job, my sister will depend on you and won't let go until death." Hu Mei said this, but
That's not the case anymore.
I saw that she deliberately made waves in the two big balls in front of Wu Li, which made Wu Li's eyes go straight.
"The consequences are so serious that I can't help but want to try it."
"You two guys are so shameless, Xiaobei, don't listen." Yu Xiaobei covered one ear and smiled slyly, pretending to be a pure angel. But like this, she was planning to put it in with her left ear, and she definitely couldn't let it out with her right ear.
It takes a while to cook for so many people.
Wu Li thought that the little black flower chasing the black blind man had been chasing him for a while, and the black blind man should be far enough away, so he put his right index finger in his mouth and blew a loud whistle.
It's time to eat. Let's see if we can summon them back to eat some bones and meat.
It seems that these guys are really a little too wild. I just ask them to drive this black blind man away, so that this group of people will not drag their family and their families to a place where they can't hear their whistles.
went.
Wu Li didn't worry much about these guys. He was just a hunting dog. He could mess with anything, hide from anything, fight for his life under any circumstances, and run for his life under any circumstances. In terms of these abilities, they were ranked second, I'm afraid.
There are few animals in the world that can claim to be number one.
When the meat-flavored rice was cooked, Wu Li started the meal. Not only did everyone rush to grab the rice and soup, but the King Kong Pig, which had been unconscious all this time, suddenly opened its narrow eyes.
Pigs are indeed foody animals.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I kept rolling my eyes, my nose kept twitching, I kept humming, and my three powerful feet kept digging around, trying to stand up and find the place.
It's like eating delicious food for one, two, three, four, five or six times before giving up.
It's a pity that the clamp made this guy unable to exert any strength at all, and there was no possibility of standing up at all.
Yu Xiaobei had just grabbed a bowl of fragrant wild boar rice in a bamboo tube, and then heard the sound of a pig grunting behind her. She turned around and found that the King Kong pig had woken up. She was very happy now.
"Look, look, King Kong is awake. King Kong is awake."
"It's a blind chicken. It's better to eat your food quickly, otherwise all the delicious food will be snatched up by your brothers and sisters. This pig can't die. It must be a disaster. Let's just let my brother-in-law stab it to death.
Forget it, kill the delicious meat. Look, the fragrant wild boar meat in this bamboo tube rice is so chewy and flavorful."
Wu Li was teasing Little Beiniu while he was eating. Damn it, a dead pig is easy to carry but a live pig is hard to carry. This undead King Kong pig that suffered from the plague really came back to life. It will take a lot of money to get it back later.
How much strength do you have?
"Brother-in-law, if you dare to touch a pig hair, I will bite you." Little Bei Niu bared her teeth. The two tiger teeth were so cute.
"If I don't touch its bristle, little Beiniu can carry this stupid pig back later by herself?"
"Brother-in-law, you are a big bad guy. I'll carry it. I'll let my mute brother carry it on my behalf later. I'll let you carry that dead pig with no legs."
"Hey, little girl, your King Kong is hungry, why don't you give it some food quickly?" Wu Li is really so bad, he even asked Beiniu to feed the wild boar with wild boar rice.
This guy is really bad to the core.
"Really? Is King Kong Piggy really hungry?" Yu Xiaobei is just a silly girl.
"Of course, if you don't believe me, you can tell if it's hungry just by feeding it a mouthful of food."
Yu Xiaobei was probably thinking with her pectoralis major muscles, and sure enough, she ran over with a bowl and scooped up a spoonful of rice, with a greasy and fragrant piece of diced wild boar meat on top.
"No, Xiaobei"
It's a pity that someone's scream couldn't match Yu Xiaobei's speed. That mouthful of rice and piece of meat had already been taken into the mouth by the King Kong Pig, who was chewing vigorously like a pig with intoxicated face.
Today is another 3 chapters of less than 10,000 words, plus yesterday it was just over 20,000 words. Old Farmer Huahua still really wants it, but unfortunately it is a bit weak.