The rain keeps falling, and the fish in the yard seem to be overcrowded, with more and more fish jumping out of the water.
The fat man was so proud at this time that he almost fished it out with the net. There were several fish of various sizes in the net.
Not only was the fat man having fun in the water, but there was also a lot of excitement under the eaves. Because the army of wild river crabs seemed to have taken a fancy to this feng shui treasure land under the eaves, more and more crabs were crawling on the stone ground under the eaves.
Come up.
Even Wu Li was too busy shooting the bow left and right with both hands.
These crabs marching into the eaves in large numbers not only frightened the timid guys into retreating into the hall, but also blocked the way of those arrogant guys with a tall bluestone threshold that was extremely smooth because of the children's butts.
, so he was not so frightened that he jumped up and down.
The timid people hid in the hall, and the chickens and birds that couldn't be harassed also swarmed into the hall for peace and quiet. It was finally cool in the rainy day in the middle of the night, and we chickens were not allowed to sleep.
I feel like I have a sweet dream of eating insects and meat.
The chickens have already gone in, and the big white geese are just drifting in the water and pecking there.
The big yellow and small black wolves also took shelter from the rain under the eaves at first. Later, they transformed into righteous dogs and teased the arrogant crab for a while. However, they saw more and more, and finally more and more.
It's almost stacked up into several layers, and there's no room for even the dog's legs, let alone the vicious dog's mouth.
Wu Li quickly caught two and a half barrels of crabs. Seeing the big guys catching more and more, Wu Li grinned.
Grandpa, I'm not afraid of you having too many people, I'm just afraid that you don't have enough people.
Wu Li moved a large clay vat used for fermentation, filled half of it with clean water, poured crabs into it, and continued his great work of catching crabs.
When Wu Li was grasping vigorously, he suddenly heard the sound of a heavy object falling into the water in the yard. He thought it was the fat man who accidentally overplayed and tripped and fell into a drowned rat.
I raised my head and was about to praise the fat man for his fearless spirit of sacrificing his life to entertain everyone, but who knew that the fat man continued to jump in the water vigorously.
However, he seems to be a little abnormal.
"Oh my god, you bastard, don't ask for labor for your grandma's legs."
The fat man screamed and jumped up to the crabs under the eaves. Then he accidentally pinched his toe, and started howling like crazy.
This is the so-called specific and typical incident where extreme joy leads to sorrow.
"Yeah, I was scratched and bleeding by that old bastard. I wonder if there is a vaccine for mad turtle disease. Otherwise, I will have a mad turtle disease or something, and none of you can even think of running away."
The fat man turned his head and twisted his left leg to see that there were several bloody scratches on his left calf, which were caused by a sneak attack by a big tortoise in the water just now.
Wu Li carried a bamboo hat and went to the water tank where the fierce tortoise was kept. As expected, the tank was already empty. Except for a few small fish, there was no trace of the big and fierce turtle in the full tank.
The traces of the tortoise.
Obviously, the sound of heavy objects falling into the water just now was because the big bastard was not willing to be controlled by the tank. He took advantage of the God-given opportunity of today's heavy rain to escape from the tank. When he fell into the water, the guy seemed to feel that his resentment was hard to get rid of, so he gave it to the fat man behind his back.
After a paw, the girl ran away contentedly and disappeared without a trace.
Wu Li glanced around and found that the guy was very eye-catching. He had escaped from the prison and was the first scene of the crime. Thirty-six strategies were the best strategy. This guy had finally learned the essence of it.
If you leave early, you won't have to feed it all the time in the future.
This guy killed his sister-in-law and refused to let him go because he was afraid that the feng shui would be ruined. He refused to let her go because he was afraid that the feng shui would be lost. Finally, Wu Li found that he seemed to have invited an ancestor back home.
We are provided with small fish, shrimps, vegetables and fruits every day, and we cannot kill them for meat. They are often taken into consideration by the rich man Wang and some guys with ulterior motives. Now that we are here, we will leave a hundred times. I miss this old Wang.
You can search Wujia Village, rivers and streams all over the world.
"Is Sisi gone?" Erya and the others saw that the old bastard liked to hiss and scream at people, so they even named him Sisi.
I gave this guy such a feminine name without even confirming who it was. If this guy were a male bastard and realized how feminine this name was, I wonder if he would be furious and furious.
"He's leaving. He's leaving anyway. I'm too lazy to serve him like an old bastard."
"It's easy to say that, if my sister-in-law doesn't nag you tomorrow, you'll be dizzy and confused." Classmate Erya understands very well how obsessed Wu's sister-in-law is with Feng Shui.
Pay attention to let it slip, then Wu Like will be nagged.
"If sister-in-law really dares to chatter endlessly, I will find something to go out and have some peace and quiet." Wu Li said in full approval of the old bastard Sisi's escape.
After concluding the story about Sisi's big tortoise, Wu Li's attention returned to those big crabs under the eaves.
There are so many big river crabs. If you catch them all, it will be a small windfall. Who said that a bastard can only make a fortune when he enters the house, but can't he still make a fortune if he escapes?
Besides, with Fugui’s super shabby house king here, what other feng shui problems can there be?
Everyone was extremely happy when they saw Wu Li catching crabs. They all wanted to imitate Wu Li and throw crabs into the tank one by one with just one hand. However, not many people knew the correct way to catch crabs. Everyone felt like a tiger biting a hedgehog.
, the feeling of having nowhere to chew.
Except for Wu Li, Sister Lin was the only one who could catch crabs with bare hands. The other people stretched and shrank their hands and stretched their hands for a long time, but no one dared to provoke these domineering guys.
With.
I don’t know who first caught a big crab with a small wooden stick, so everyone followed suit. Anything that could fit into the big crab’s claws was used for catching crabs. As long as it was caught, it was released.
Big crabs will usually loosen their mouths when they get into the water tank. Once they loosen their mouths, they will continue to fish. If they don't let go, they will throw wooden sticks or other crabs into the water tank and continue to find a way to catch these bad-tempered big crabs.
go.
I don’t know which one of these evil-minded guys actually brought a big broom made of bamboo branches over. I’m not afraid that the broom will sweep away chicken feces, duck feces, bird feces, human feces, smelly dog feces, etc. Everyone is trying to do it.
I'm having fun fishing for crabs. Who cares whether it's shit or not? Fishing for crabs is the real thing.
"This one will be steamed tomorrow, this one will be fried the day after tomorrow, this one will be braised the day after tomorrow, and this one will have spicy braised crabs in a few days..."
The fat man turned around and forgot about being scratched by the tortoise. At this moment, he was humming an unreliable tune and used a small bamboo branch to go straight up to the claw of a big crab.
These big guys may look fierce, but they are actually just a bunch of stupid crabs that are caught one by one with small bamboo branches and wooden sticks.
The rain continued to fall endlessly, and crabs continued to gather at Wu Li's house, filling more than half of the jar. Everyone said that there were too many crabs.
When the second and third cylinders were more than half full, everyone was a little speechless.
When there are big clay pots everywhere, everyone is already interested in fishing for giant crab trees.
After playing for so long, it’s time to eat and take a shower and change clothes.
It's time to go to bed. It's time to go to bed.
Only Wu Li, a money addict, is still struggling.
Wu Li kept mumbling about ten yuan and ten yuan, ten yuan and ten yuan, not bothering at all about catching crabs.
If you catch one, it will cost you at least ten yuan.
So many large river crabs are automatically delivered to your door for you to catch. How is this different from the God of Wealth spreading wealth?
I caught the crabs today and saved some for my farmhouse. I'll give Mr. Wang a call tomorrow. He will definitely be very happy to do such a small business.
The rain was still falling endlessly, and Wu Li was still picking up money endlessly.
ps: I’m so sleepy that I just finished this chapter and went to sleep. Please give me some support.