Today is the weekend, everyone who should go out to play has gone out, and those who should come to play will come
Wu Li was warning the little golden-haired monkey not to pick little melons to use as bombs, but there was someone in the front yard loudly looking for her bald little brother.
Wu Li gave the little monkey a serious warning and went to the front yard with the coal briquettes. Perhaps the golden-haired monkey felt that there was no audience, so he swung his arms and stretched out his body.
It fell on Wu Li's shoulder.
He remembered that there was something delicious in the front yard, but he was so playful that he forgot to eat it.
"Brother, your jujubes are so crisp and sweet. What kind of jujubes are you? Once I find out, I will dig some small jujube trees under the tree and plant them. The more I eat these jujubes, the more I feel them." Wang's family
My sister-in-law is bold and sweet-natured, and always has something to say.
"What kind of tree do you plant in the sun? If you want to eat, just come over and eat. You came so late today. Have you eaten this breakfast?"
"Haha, everyone went to the hospital with your fairy sister for a fetal check-up. We all have empty stomachs, so hurry up and buy a few bowls of egg noodles to fill our bellies. Lao Zhao and I are rushing to the reservoir to fish.
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Rich Man Wang and Lao Zhao are extremely addicted to fishing. On weekends, as long as they don't have to resort to knives, the two families will drive to Wu Li's house to report the news and eat something to calm their bellies. The two grown men will go there.
Went fishing, and the Wang family's sister-in-law walked around with the big-bellied fairy sister.
"Bald head, are my big teeth obedient?" Sister Fairy leaned at the door of the kitchen, watching Wu Li boiling water, cutting meat and beating eggs, touching his bulging belly with a happy face, and having sex with Wu Li.
They were talking gossip.
"Okay, those lucky guys were very timid and hid in the cave at the first sign of trouble." Wu Li was chopping scallions.
"Sister, um, is everything okay with the doll now?"
Wu Li's sly look on his face as he secretly looked at his belly made the fairy sister burst into laughter.
"Looking at your virtue, you went for a routine check-up today. If our baby is fine, you can just wait and become a godfather."
Sister Shenxian deliberately said the word "gan" very softly and the word "daddy" with an accent, which made Wu Li have the urge to cover this big beauty's mouth with a zipper.
"Sister, please keep your voice down. This kind of joke can't be made often. You still have to give Lao Zhao a little face."
"Humph, I'm so timid now. How could I be so brave when I fucked my sister?"
"Then if it hadn't been for my sister telling me the invincible beauty trap, even if I had that lustful heart, I wouldn't have had that lustful courage.
"Men are not good things. You hurry up and cook it for us two. I want to eat two poached eggs and two fried eggs. I want more meat and more noodles. Since we have our baby, sister
I'm almost turning into a little piggy. I have to eat for two people, and I'm so hungry. It's all your fault." If a woman is unreasonable, there is no reason at all.
"Well, just blame me. My sister should go to the yard and sit under the grape trellis to peel a few oranges and eat them. Excessive fumes in the kitchen are not good for the baby."
"It's good to know. I'll wait until the baby is born. As a godfather, you must be good to the baby."
"Don't worry, sister. Who is following the other, the baby and I? If it's not good for him, who should we do good to?" Wu Li felt very good now. He had done all the things he wanted to do as a father.
You shouldn't feel a little happy.
Wu Li watched the fairy sister finish a large bowl of shredded pork noodle soup, two poached eggs and two fried eggs. He couldn't help but wonder whether the sister's slightly bulging belly was bulging because she had a baby.
Yes, it was because I ate too much.
"What are you looking at to eat such a bowl of noodles? I will definitely be hungry again in less than two hours. Remember to start lunch early today, otherwise the baby will be hungry by then, and you will be so incompetent as a godfather.
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"Oh my god, we just had breakfast. My sister has already prepared lunch. Why don't you tell me that you are the one who disgraced our godson?" Wu Li expressed that he was completely impressed by the good appetite of his sister's baby with a big belly.
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"Who said he is his godson? Maybe he is his goddaughter." The fairy sister doesn't care about Lao Zhao's feelings. She finally got pregnant, so it would be more practical to give birth to a caring little Mianzhu.
"Xiao Li, just let the greedy girls guard the house. Your kid hasn't gone fishing with us for a long time. Recently, my fishing skills have improved greatly. Let's compete together today?" Wang Darich put down his hands.
I just wanted to go fishing at the reservoir.
"Anyway, there's nothing to do, so just go. If the two sisters-in-law are bored, they can go to the reservoir to play together. Xiao Hei is watching this yard at home, and no one dares to just follow things, otherwise he will have to
You can't go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine." Wu Li put away the dishes and soaked them, and it won't be too late to wash them when he comes back.
"On a hot day, if you want to play, you have to go there after five o'clock. We can just stay at home in the morning. There is wind here, there are flowers, oranges, dates, lotus bark and other things. It's okay if you are bored.
Make a cucumber mask or something, it will be much more comfortable than sunbathing at the reservoir. But Xiao Li remembers to pick some strawberries and pull a few handfuls of raw peanuts when he comes back. Eating strawberries and peanuts in moderation is good for pregnant women."
The eldest sister-in-law of the Wang family is obviously much more attentive to caring for the fairy sister than these elders.
On a whim, Rich Man Wang drove Lao Zhao to the reservoir in his solar-powered tricycle.
Wu Li's motorcycles and pickup trucks have all been transformed into the space. They are just superficial. In fact, they have been transformed into energy-saving and environmentally friendly solar battery electric vehicles.
Anyway, he had the mentality to reduce the pollution as much as possible, and he could get rid of any oil-guzzling problems at home. Wu Li followed him in a modified pickup truck.
The two guys were just enjoying the novelty of sitting around and enjoying the three rounds. They threw the fishing gear, vest, bucket, and mesh bag in front of Wu Li, and then turned on the switch and rushed towards the village.
"These two old kids," the Wang family's sister-in-law laughed and cursed, then she and the fairy sister turned around and entered the yard.
Wu Li even carried the three people's fishing gear with his shoulder straps and carried them under the big camphor tree of Wu Zi Bao Mu. This is a rare natural fishing spot in the reservoir. Every day, many fishing friends set up their nests here to fish.
Since it is the weekend today, there are a lot of people under the shade of the big camphor tree.
The three of them found a fishing spot that wasn't that great. It was just for recreation anyway. As long as there was shade above the trees and a folding chair with horse clips on the ground, it would be fine.
"Xiao Li, I heard that you did a lot of work when you went out this time, and you did it beautifully. Is there such a thing?" Rich Man Wang swung a few fishing rods down to fix them, and then fixed his own.
More than two hundred pounds of fat meat were thrown into the folding chair.
Looking at those thin alloy brackets, Wu Li was worried about them.
"Where did the rich man Wang hear the news? I just went out to relax and play for a few days, so why did such a version come out?" Wu Li was ashamed. Why didn't he become a human for a day after something happened?
We all know it.
"Come on, you kid, just try your best to pretend that you're not the only one who knows about this. If you don't believe me, ask Lao Zhao, and he will definitely know about it." Rich Man Wang knew that he could get the news, so Zhao
The manager must have known the news before he did.
"I know, but I only know a general idea. I don't know exactly what happened." Manager Zhao also threw himself into the folding chair, blowing a small breeze from nowhere, and glanced at the fish from time to time.
Is there any fish eating the hook on the pole?
"Let me tell you, what on earth is going on that Mayor Xiao Zhou entertains you alone in the Imperial Palace?" I'm bored and find some gossip to pass the time in 818. It's quite a good one.
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"It happened that my friend did a small favor for Mayor Zhou. My friend was out of town, so Mayor Zhou specially treated me to a meal to express his gratitude to my friend. That's it. I just wanted to show my friend's glory.
That's all." What Wu Li said was half-truth and half-false. Since the true version has not been circulated yet, let's continue to prevent it from spreading.
"I know you are talking nonsense, and you will definitely not tell the truth to me. This time I heard someone said that some of the bosses above were extremely satisfied with what Mayor Xiao Zhou did. This time, I told Mayor Xiao Zhou
Having a long face has also added a strong mark to Mayor Xiao Zhou's political achievements. I am more and more confident that I will make further progress next year when I change boundaries."
Of course, Rich Man Wang hopes that Mayor Zhou will go further and lean against a big tree to enjoy the shade. The bigger the tree, the more luxuriant branches and leaves, which is of course the most pleasing to the eye.
"Even if Mayor Zhou doesn't have my friends, he is 90% sure to be able to make further progress. It doesn't matter what abilities or background Mayor Zhou has."
"That's what I say, but if I add a sentence and don't look at Zhou Shi's political achievements, wouldn't it be more deserving of the title?" What the rich man Wang said certainly makes sense.
"Haha, I caught fish. I didn't expect that in such a place where fish don't poop, you can catch fish." The reason why Mr. Wang said that this is not a good fishing spot is because the water here is not only clear and shallow,
There happens to be a clear spring down here
The water is clear and ice-cold, and you can see a lot of small crabs and shrimps, but not a few fish.
Seeing that the fish in the water was not very big, Mr. Wang didn't even bother to walk the powerful fish. He swung the fishing rod and threw the four-finger-sized silver-gray wild crucian carp onto the shore.
Rich Man Wang took two steps forward to take off the crucian carp. Suddenly, a cool breeze blew past his head, and he saw a big heron landing in front of him. He quickly pecked at the crucian carp on the ground a few times, and then raised his head.
The first fish was swallowed.
Mr. Wang was dumbfounded as he watched the big heron land on the ground, pecked the fish head to pieces to separate Diao Diao and crucian carp, then swallowed the fish in one gulp, flapped its wings, flew up, circled and landed on the big camphor tree above his head.
, the buttocks were puffed out and tightened, and a stream of thin bird droppings fluttered towards him and fell down.
"Let's go, this big bird is almost a sperm, right? It even knows how to set a fishhook before eating fish. What else can this bird not do?" Rich Man Wang quickly moved his fat body to the side,
Avoided the attack of soaked in bird excrement.
"Hehe, no matter how talented he is, he can't lay eggs." Wu Li chuckled, and the rich Wang Bird Shit got out of the way.
But when my foot slipped, I landed on a piece of duck shit.
There will be an extra chapter tonight, because the old farmer guesses that Huahua will definitely be over 150.