The three grown men caught fish for a long time and had a lot of thoughts. Wu Li thought that there was still a guy at home who would scream hungry in two hours, so he packed up his tools and went home to cook.
"Xiao Li, I want to eat something spicy. Do you think I'm pregnant with a girl or a baby girl?"
"This is what we say about sour boys and hot girls, but we can't do it accurately."
"But I actually like to eat sour food as well as spicy food. Could it be that I am pregnant with the legendary dragon-wind fetus?" The fairy sister sat opposite Wu Li, peeling the tender peas.
She didn't even peel off a few bits, and basically all of it went into her own mouth.
The main force is still the sister-in-law of the Wang family who is sitting on the side. Looking at her nimble hands and feet, it is only a pair of deft hands that a real housewife can have. Like the fairy sister's skinny and slender hands, she is peeling
Peanut shells and orange peels are easier to use when working?
Come on, I hired a nanny at home. Normally, apart from eating, drinking, having fun and resting, I never do any housework.
"Put it down, it's still a fetus. Sister, you are a greedy cat. You want to eat everything in sight. I don't think it has anything to do with conceiving a boy or a girl."
Wu Li was trimming a bighead carp head, and was planning to make a fish head with chopped pepper for dinner at noon. The fish segment was a bit too punctured, so he might as well chop it into a dozen small pieces and throw them to the thugs for them to snatch.
Today’s lunch was a little simpler, there were only five adults and one baby, parentheses: unborn.
Adding in a little bear and a little monkey, there are only eight people and animals working overtime. This is the smallest number of people in Wu's courtyard in more than three months.
Wu Li only made a few dishes for lunch, including the nutritious osmanthus and red mushroom meat and egg custard, the spicy shrimp that focuses on the taste, the refreshing cucumber that focuses on the cool loofah and egg drop soup, and the fragrant fried leek.
Egg pancakes, featuring fish head with chopped peppers, plus a bowl of milky white fish soup and a plate of pure green water spinach in sauce, and then the Wang family made a sweet and sour tomato sauce sweet and sour pork ribs, which is said to be
The fairy sister likes to eat this dish the most.
It can be seen from this that the fairy sister is actually a carnivore.
Add peas, shredded pork, chicken claws and mushroom soup, and it will be complete.
It was said that it was a simple preparation, and a table full of small plates and large basins of vegetables was set out.
Although the weather is still very hot, it is extremely cool in the air-conditioned hall.
When eating, it's better to be cooler before you have an appetite. If it's too hot, you'll always think about pouring water into your belly. Once your belly is full of water, you won't have any appetite at all.
"Xiao Li's cooking skills are really good these days. The table is made of red, bright green, and emerald white. It will make you appetite just by looking at it. It's good, it's really good."
Rich Man Wang has never had any banquets, so it is indeed quite good to get a good comment from him.
"I just make do with it as long as I can eat it." Wu Li was very self-aware. If the ingredients were not good, he would not be able to make any decent meals. This guy, Briquettes, has to be on the table every day now.
To join in the fun, Wu Li gave it a wooden bowl with a bowl of egg custard in it for it to scratch and lick.
The little golden-haired monkey didn't have such a bad habit of eating at the table. Today I saw briquettes standing on a square stool and leaning on the table to eat. This monkey gave up and insisted on eating at the table.
Wu Li was afraid that the monkey would not do what he wanted, so he jumped directly on the table and started throwing food, which would have wasted a table of dishes that he had spent more than two hours preparing.
The little golden-haired monkey stood on the stool and pointed at the wine in Sister-in-law Wang's bowl and kept barking. It seemed that this little monkey still had a soft spot for wine.
The eldest sister-in-law of the Wang family couldn't help but feel happy when she saw that this little monkey knew how to ask for a drink.
So he poured the wine in his own cup into the wooden bowl of the Syumao Monkey, then turned around and took another cup.
The little golden-haired monkey took a sip of wine from the wooden bowl, smacking his head and hissing with excitement, making the whole table amused.
Wu Li had seen this guy drink better, but the other four people had never seen this little monkey look so cute when he drank.
So Wu Li spent a long time cooking a table of dishes that no one could comment on. Everyone was focusing on pouring wine for the monkeys and filling the little black blind man Qiu Qiu who screamed happily.
On top of the dish.
The joy that these two little beasts bring to people when they eat together at the same table is incalculable. The briquettes are silly and cute, and the stingy monkey stretches out its paw with its little monkey paw like a little man.
Pointing to this and that which wants to eat and drink, one can't help but be amused by their small appearance.
Rich Man Wang was so naughty that he put a spicy crab into the golden-haired monkey's bowl when the little monkey wasn't paying attention.
The little golden-haired monkey, who always welcomes anyone, put down the wooden bowl, grabbed a fork, and put the bright red spicy shrimp into his little mouth...
Quack... The rich man Wang suppressed his laughter for a long time. When he saw the little monkey shrimp entering the monkey's mouth, he couldn't help but laugh a few times.
If a monkey eats chili pepper, you can imagine the consequences.
As soon as the little golden-haired monkey chewed the spicy shrimp that was so oily and shiny, his face turned as red as his butt. After spitting out the shrimp a few times, he kept hissing in his mouth.
, kept jumping around and scratching his ears and gills, not forgetting to shout a few times at the culprit, the rich man Wang.
"Really, why are you acting like a child?" The eldest sister-in-law of the Wang family gave Rich Man Wang a slap on the back of his head, and quickly got up to get a spoonful of cold water for the little monkey.
The golden-haired monkey spit out the shrimps and screamed incessantly. He completely hated the big bad guy, the rich man Shang Wang.
Monkeys also have a habit of imitating the rich man Wang and using a shrimp to make him become an elephant. This little monkey is not an easy guy to get along with.
Firstly, one guy got spicy, and secondly, his belly was filled with cold water and he couldn't eat delicious food or drink wine. These three hatreds were combined together, which shows how much the little monkey doesn't want to see the rich man now.
So, when the rich man Wang and everyone were not paying attention, the lucky guy threw a shrimp into the rich man Wang's wine glass.
"Pfft...ahem..."
The rich man Wang didn't pay attention. He was extremely happy and sad, and he choked on his trachea with a mouthful of chili wine.
"Damn it, you monkey, how can you hold a grudge so much?"
After coughing for a long time and bursting into tears for a long time before he regained his composure, Mr. Wang was still thinking of reaching out and giving the little monkey a slap on the back of his head, but unexpectedly, his big ears were twisted by the Wang family's sister-in-law.
"You are still young. How can you compete with a little monkey?" The Wang family's sister-in-law showed off her power, so that the rich man had to obediently bow down under the tigress's tiger skin skirt.
The rich man Wang was suppressed, but no one could make the golden-haired monkey submissive.
Wu Li knows this little monkey's ability to hold grudges very well.
I think it was because I was resented by it that I followed it to my home to cause trouble.
Rich Man Wang was on guard to prevent this lucky guy from throwing anything into the label of his wine. The monkey threw a chicken bone into his rice bowl while he was not paying attention.
When the rich man Wang, who was dumbfounded, and the Wang family's sister-in-law changed places and moved away from the place of right and wrong, the monkey grabbed and threw it with its claws...
Looking at the number of water spinach hanging on the rich man Wang's head, he looks so funny that it's really hard not to laugh.
Not only were everyone happy, but the lucky guy Mei Qiu was also laughing at everyone's sneers.
"This monkey is so helpless." Wu Li saw that the monkey was laughing so hard that he didn't even want to talk anymore. He quickly communicated with the little monkey with his eyes and finally calmed down the little monkey for a while.
However, this guy is not really afraid of Wu Li.
Because Wu Li told it with a natural heart that if the quarrel continues, there will be no peaches to eat, no wine or liquor to drink, and it will no longer be able to go to the table and eat with everyone like briquettes.
The little monkey was quiet for a while, but when everyone finished eating and took a lunch break, the guy became restless again.
As soon as Rich Man Wang lay down on the recliner and closed his eyes, his big fat face was suddenly attacked.
"What am I going to do?"
The rich man Wang touched his fat face with his hand, and the red water in his hand
There are also a few watermelon seeds.
The little monkey was swinging back and forth on the grape trellis, squeaking and shouting proudly, obviously telling the rich man Wang that I was the one doing this job.
Rich Man Wang feels a little like crying now.
Why did I provoke this little monkey? Now it seems that the number of times I have received retribution is obviously not a matter of once or twice. This lucky guy is obviously targeting me.
The little golden-haired monkey really set its sights on the rich man Wang. After throwing the watermelon bomb and showing off his power to a few other guys, he then went to hang out on the orange tree and eat oranges.
Rich Man Wang thought it was over, so he washed his face, threw himself into the recliner, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
As if he had just fallen asleep, Rich Man Wang was woken up by the impact.
"You guys are not done yet."
Rich Man Wang acted like a shrew and pointed at the little golden-haired monkey on the grape trellis and cursed loudly.
"squeak squeak squeak"
The little golden-haired monkey also looked like a shrew and pointed at the rich man Wang with one paw and shouted.
Shunzhao also threw a handful of dates on the head of the rich man Wang.
It seems that the hidden weapon just now was these dates. No wonder it hurts my head when I hit it.
The rich man Wang is going crazy. It's noon and he can't let anyone take a nap.
The little golden-haired monkey doesn't care about the life or death of the rich man Wang. He was played by this guy once today. If we don't play with him a few more times today, how can we live up to our reputation as monkeys?
There are a lot of things going on today, so there are only two chapters, and there will be another chapter tonight.
Huahua has been blown away. If you have flowers, please support the old farmer.