Wu Li felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, otherwise he might lose control of his big hands and do something inappropriate for children.
Let's wait until she wakes up to talk about beating Madaha.
Wu Li came with a big hammer and was ready to hit Ma Xiaoxiu's ma Daha. When he left, he held a big hammer between his legs and retreated under Ma Daha's lazy sleeping posture and her naked pajamas.
Let me go, I came here at the wrong time today. Now I am holding a hammer and have nowhere to vent my anger. It is really not the right time to come to this place.
I really didn’t expect that the way Ma Daha sleeps is so charming.
But the problem is, this girl is not someone he wants to mess with.
Looking at the weather, it was hot to work and sleepless when sleeping. Wu Li felt that as one of the people's teachers of Wujiacun, it was time for him to go to school and show his face.
Wu Li was actually bored and wanted to see what Yuan Fei was like in class.
Wu Li drove an environmentally friendly motorcycle, turned on the switch a few times, and arrived at the village primary school.
It was class time, and you could see several classrooms where children were either being taught by their teachers or studying by themselves. Although there were not many students in the sixth grade of the elementary school, there were five classes and only four teachers.
Yes, there is a serious shortage of teacher human resources.
Wu Li thought about whether he should find some more serious substitute teachers. It would be a big sin to not burden his future wife-in-law.
Wu Li walked through the first classroom, which was a large classroom. Wu Li saw the little white flower girl Qin giving dance lessons to everyone.
This group of people, Wu Li discovered, clearly consisted of three grades, about 20 little kids of different sizes, and a few little ones who were obviously not old enough to go to school and were mixed in among the students.
Because Wu Li not only saw the second-grade children Xiaohuzi and Xiaobisniu, but also saw several children who had just entered the first grade and those who were about to graduate from the sixth grade, as well as Nannan and Wawa, who were three, four, and five years old.
The little baby was also mixed in the crowd of students, twisting his little butt and waist in a weird way. Although the twist was really not that big, Wu Li stopped outside the window and was stunned by the little appearance of Nannan.
It's so funny.
"Uncle, old uncle, why did you come to school today?" Nannan seemed to have a telepathic connection with Wu Li, the old uncle. Wu Li looked at her happily for a while, and then Nannan discovered her.
"Uncle, I'm here to see if my daughter is good at school, and if she has listened to the teacher's words." Wu Li saw his daughter running over with open arms, and quickly squatted down and hugged her with open arms.
"Uncle, my daughter is so good. She always listens to Teacher Qin. Let me tell you, uncle, that little naughty little tiger put a frog in Teacher Qin's desk today to scare Teacher Qin. Hehe, Qin will come later.
The teacher was not frightened. Teacher Qin called Xiao Huzi’s little bad brother into the office and taught him a full lesson before letting him out.”
Nannan and Wu Li were showing off their affection on one side, and many of the twenty or so little kids were distracted. Especially the little kid Xiao Huzi, who looked at Teacher Xiao Baihua again after thinking about it, and his shrunken look showed that today
The training clearly left something called a psychological shadow.
"Students, let's take a break first and welcome our teacher Wu with warm applause, okay?"
When Xiao Baihua saw everyone seeing Wu Li's bald head heading towards the back door of the classroom, he obviously lost his concentration, so he simply stopped teaching and prepared to take the students to play some fun stuff.
The little kid Wawa was having fun learning how to dance just now. When he saw Wu Li coming, he didn’t come running over with his daughter to compete for his favor. Now as soon as Teacher Qin herded the sheep, he opened his little hands and rushed towards Wu Li screaming: "Old uncle
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The little tiger looked at it and kept pouting.
Originally, having a baby girl brought all of my uncle's love and affection into one person. Now this little girl is imitating Nannan and pretending to be cute, to the point where I almost don't even know what it feels like to act coquettishly to my uncle.
Three years ago, when there was no such thing as a little girl, I would have been the treasure in the palm of my uncle and my mother's hands. But now, I am just an uncle who doesn't care about me, and my mother doesn't love her like a dog's tail grass next to me.
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No matter if Xiao Huzi is envious, jealous or hateful, it can't change the fact that he has lost his beauty.
"Teacher Wu is really a rare visitor. It just so happens that it is a talent class for a large class, so Teacher Wu will teach the students some talent." Xiaomei Qin, a young white flower, takes dozens of children to class by herself, and is both a teacher and a nanny. It is tiring.
Very good.
After finally catching Wu Li and visiting the school, I thought of putting this guy on the shelf and helping me hold the tank first so that I could rest and catch my breath.
"Uncle, old uncle, let's do magic tricks for everyone." Little Huzi learned two little magic tricks from Wu Li, but he has small hands and small hands, so he can do whatever he wants to do. His face was not shown, but he was teased several times by his friends.
Wherever you lose face, you must ask your uncle to get it back for you.
"Teacher Wu, can you do magic?" Qin Xiaomei asked with a little suspicion.
"You can't get on the stage if you can do a few tricks." Wu Li promised Mayor Zhou not to show off his magic skills everywhere, but he had never done such a thing at home to show off to the little kids.
For example, suddenly turning into apples, pears, peaches, etc. for his girls to eat is what he is most happy to do.
It's okay to hide good things from others, but it's completely okay to let your daughter and Xiao Huzi often enjoy the good things with you.
"Classmates, please give me a warmer applause. Teacher Wu is welcome to perform magic tricks for you, and then teach you how to perform magic tricks." Qin Xiaomei has no resistance to magic.
Although everyone knows that magic is fake, most people really don’t know where the fakeness lies.
Just because we don’t know where the lie is, everyone has the desire to find out. Therefore, it is very popular now to explore, and then everyone thinks they have found the answer, but whether your answer is right or wrong, those masters are not fools.
, will tell you whether you are right or wrong, right?
The mystery of magic has become more mysterious and more attractive because of the increasing number of revelations. Curiosity killed the cat, and everyone gets caught up in the mystery.
Childhood is the most valuable time. It is because of this that Wu Li hired Qin Xiaomei, a young girl with a rich family, to teach in primary school with a high salary.
She was not asked to teach the children how to read, but to let Xiaobaihua make these ignorant children happy.
Yes, it is happiness.
Anyway, no matter what Xiaobaihua’s class teaches, as long as it brings happiness to the children, it is a success.
And what Xiaobaihua is good at is making everyone happy.
Whether it's dancing, singing, or playing the erhu, these miscellaneous subjects are actually the most able to attract children's attention in their studies.
Just like Xiao Baihua showed off a short hip-hop dance just now, let everyone dance a little bit based on their memories.
Because the rhythm of hip-hop and music is very improvisational, these guys just follow their feelings, and the little dance they performed is really very creative.
Looking at those little kids who are dancing seriously, those who are covering their mouths without front teeth and laughing secretly, or simply covering their bellies and laughing, it makes them twitch. Isn’t this the result that I want?
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Wu Li does not refuse to give children a happy childhood. We are also good teachers and can bring happiness to everyone.
"Students, don't blink, look at me."
"Change...change...change"
After Wu Li said three changes in a row, he actually transformed into an outfit.
The clown's red nose was put on his own nose, and then he transformed into a clown hat with red and white polka dots and put it on.
In the end, he turned out to be a one-piece costume with red and white polka dots and put it on.
In the blink of an eye, Wu Li underwent a super transformation, transforming from a weird uncle into a comedy clown.
"Hey... Uncle, uncle, your red nose is so funny. Why don't you give your daughter one too?"
Nannan, a little kid, happily let out a string of laughter like silver bells, jumped up to Wu Li, raised her head and stretched out her hands to ask Wu Li for the clown's red nose.
Wu Li has always responded to baby Nannan's requests.
I saw him pretending to touch left and right, and then he took out a red nose and put it on his daughter. Then with a shake of his hand, a mini clown hat suddenly appeared in his hand, and he gave it to her.
Nannan is a little treasure on her yellow haired head.
A little cute baby appeared in front of everyone.
"Uncle, I will bite you if you don't give me."
The little kid Xiao Huzi rushed towards Wu Li, and he had already learned the bad habit of biting people at every turn.
Wu Li couldn't help feeling that the power of idols is infinite. Now in Wujia Village, you can hear a little kid in a certain corner. If you don't follow his will, he will say, "Believe it or not, I'll bite you."
Anyone who is good and doesn't learn from bad things will definitely learn faster than anyone else.
Wu Li crossed his hands and flashed, and his hat and nose appeared again.
As a result, the little tiger pup immediately became beaming, and the speed of his face change was quite impressive.
"Uncle, just give me a red nose. I don't want a hat." Little Snot also ran to Wu Li, sniffed away his signature long nose, pulled Wu Li's trousers and begged Wu Li pitifully.
"Ask Teacher Qin to help you pull out the snot from your nose and wipe it clean, and I'll give it to you again." Wu Li flashed his hand, and there were four red noses between his fingers.
"Whoever wants a red nose, come and get it."
When Wu Li saw the little snot, it was as if he saw that guy Wu Yong when he was a child, who always sniffed a long snot and followed him.
We climbed trees together to dig out bird's nests, went into the water to find screws together, climbed up the widow's door together to peek at the little widow taking a bath, stuffed cauliflower snakes and toads into the female teacher's drawer, competed with each other to see who could pee farther with a gun, and hid together.
He hid in a straw pile and slept all night. The adults in the two families thought that the two little farts fell into the water and were washed away or something, so they all went crazy looking for them. Then Wu Li and his little follower Wu Yong, the slug, came out rubbing their eyes and yawning.
, the parent who was red-eyed and couldn’t find anyone all night came across him.
So, these two little beggar-like guys wearing patchwork clothes and covered with straw shavings were each pressed on the thighs by my mother and gave their asses a good beating.
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Almost twenty years passed in the blink of an eye, and there was even a naughty and mischievous successor.
Little Huzi and Little Sniffles are simply replicas of myself and Wu Yong.
Yesterday was a bit embarrassing, there is another chapter today, it is a must, please give me a reward and I will give you at least three chapters tomorrow.