"Didn't we just talk about cars and tea and wine? How can we say that nothing happened..."
Before Wu Li finished speaking, he felt a strange force coming from his butt, and he involuntarily jumped into the air and threw himself into the pond.
"Go to hell, you stinky scoundrel"
These were the vicious words Wu Li heard uttered through gritted teeth by a certain senior colonel before he fell into the water.
Wu Li fell into the water, and when he emerged, he was already at the edge of the cement platform on the other side.
Wu Li glanced at the back of the beautiful senior colonel who was hurriedly walking towards the front yard, and shook his head. This week, the senior colonel seemed to be too shy to kiss or anything.
Could it be that this female officer, even at such an old age, is still a baby?
It doesn't matter whether she is a young girl or not, just don't be obedient when you get an advantage. From now on, the world between the two of you should end here and there will be no chance of physical contact.
You said, if there is no chance, you have to be strong to create opportunities.
Children's shoes, cherish life and stay away from them
Seeing that he was already wet, Wu Li ignored the group of beautiful koi and small arowanas following him, and took a few strides to the pond next to him to dig out a few old lotus roots.
"Hey, bald brother, your lotus roots have grown so white and fat." Zhou Xin, a beauty who is overly energetic and overly energetic, was tickling the dozing little briquettes when she saw Wu Li carrying his hands.
Several large lotus roots came over, and I couldn't help but be a little surprised.
"Would you like to have a session? It's quite delicious when eaten raw." Wu Li put the old lotus root into the pressing well, preparing to wash it thoroughly.
After a while, if those guys who like to chew lotus root joints wake up and find that they have dug lotus roots without washing them, then their skin is really itchy, and someone will naturally come to relieve the itching.
Moreover, I feel very guilty now. The beautiful senior colonel is engaged in a terrorist activity that is outrageous and outrageous. It is inevitable that the guy who has lost his precious car will vent his anger on me.
Who said that the stern-faced Colonel Bingshan, the commander, is not so easy to mess with. In the end, the scapegoat must be the one who dominates me, quack, you know the result if you think about it with your butt muscles, you can't even think of running away.
It was up to me to support the explosion of their small universe.
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Be angry
Now is the eve of the storm, so it's better to tighten your tail and stop the ostrich.
Zhou Xin squatted next to Wu Li, biting the old lotus root joints that Wu Li had peeled for her. They were crispy, tender and sweet, and had a refreshing fragrance like the original lotus root. It tasted very refreshing and sweet.
The lucky fellow, Coal Ball, was sitting on the side holding a lotus root joint and chewing on it with a smile on his face, and wailed from time to time to express his little mood.
It's a pity that this lucky guy is only about one month old and can't chew the lotus root. He just bites it and spits it out and licks a small amount of the sweet juice for fun.
However, the little golden-haired monkey heard the noise while taking a nap in the orange tree. He immediately ran over and snatched the lotus root. He placed it randomly in the basin a few times to show that it was clean, and then jumped up to the orange tree.
Sitting on the big branch just now, holding a big fat white lotus root joint in his arms, he continued to take a nap.
"I'm going to squeeze some lotus root juice for the little briquettes to drink." Zhou Xin finished gnawing a piece of big fat white lotus root. After he was satisfied, he saw that the briquettes were struggling to chew, so he whimsically came with a piece of fat lotus root.
Went to the kitchen to make lotus root juice.
Zhou Xinxiao excitedly brought out a large glass of milky white lotus root juice for draft beer, taking a sip from time to time as she walked. Looking at her cheerful face, it seemed that not only was the lotus root juice made by her,
It seems to taste pretty good.
"Girl Xin, have you seen where your cousin has gone?" Seeing Zhou Xin and Qianqiu happily feeding and drinking, Wu Li pretended to ask casually.
After listening for a long time, he didn't hear any movement outside the courtyard, which made Wu Li wonder if the female colonel and the soldiers had already violently started the car and drove away.
"She said that she was sweating all over and was taking a shower." Zhou Xin answered casually and continued to be her happy bear mother without thinking deeply about what Wu Li meant when he asked. Wu Li heard that Colonel Zhou was taking a shower and the car was not in the shower.
It was not lost quietly. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time I was extremely confused.
Chief Zhou, this icy girl, her name should be Trouble
If you don't care about your own feelings, you will cause yourself a lot of trouble, and you still have to take the next step.
Who calls me an angry young man? Who calls me some awesome friends?
Just be troublesome. Since you have taken over the problem, you have to solve the problems one by one. This is the right way in the world. What needs to be solved at the moment is to deal with the guy who wants to lose his car.
This, in fact, is simple. It's not just a few carriages and horses, but there are plenty of them in the space.
However, if it is too simple and childish, I am afraid that solving this small trouble will cause unnecessary big trouble.
After Wu Li washed the lotus roots and put them in the basket, and after cleaning up the garbage beside the water well, Zhou Ming, an ice girl, suddenly came out of the hall wearing a white gauze dress with a thousand wrinkles. She looked like the legendary Snow White, which really impressed Wu Li.
My eyes lit up and I was very surprised.
This female officer just changed her outfit. How could her murderous aura turn into a temperament?
"What are you looking at? Then I'll kick you away."
When Wu Li heard this, all his enthusiasm for appreciating the iceberg-like beauty was completely gone.
No matter how you change your vest, a violent officer will still be a violent officer
As the saying goes, a country is easy to change, but a character is hard to change.
To put it more simply, it means that the native dog has changed its habit of eating poop.
"When you're done, come with me to choose a car." As soon as Colonel Zhou spoke, Wu Li felt that the temperature around him instantly dropped by several degrees Celsius.
This human-shaped air conditioner is very nice to have her by your side to cool you down on this hot day.
"Let's go, we're done." Wu Li clapped his hands to express that he was very free and ready to be dispatched by his superiors at any time.
"Is there something lively to watch? Me and Qiu Qiu are going too." Zhou Xin's temporary mama bear thought she was addicted. Watching her cousin and the bald head asking and answering questions, the atmosphere was very strange. Her desire to find out the whole story immediately burst out.
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"Which car is the fastest?" Colonel Zhou was not ambiguous at all. As soon as we arrived under the newly built parking canopy, I asked you to answer. Otherwise, don't blame me for using my power to suppress the people and turning your back.
Human posture.
"That jewel-silver sports car." Wu Li said truthfully.
“That one is the strongest”
"This is black and bulletproof." Wu Li observed a second of silence for the sturdy and solid car that Lao Jia had only tried to drive once and was still parked here.
However, Comrade Lao Jia should be more reasonable and just let him choose another one when the time comes. It shouldn't be a big problem.
"Except these two, this, this, this, these four, as well as those heavy trucks, and the ones you can't use for the time being, take them all away. Is there any problem?" The beautiful senior colonel pointed her delicate fingers.
"No problem, no problem at all," Wu Li said, but the corner of his mouth felt a little bitter.
As expected, his Hummer, Ouyang's Land Rover, Fatty's Daqi, the Shaolin abbot born in the 1980s, all
Now Wu Li is one of the top two, and he doesn't follow the rules well. He chose both of Sister Ma's darlings in the first choice. How can he face the aggressive behavior of Sister Ma, who is known as Ma Xiaogangbao?
Where is the girl?
If you don't do it right later, you will inevitably bleed internally.
"It's no problem. Just bring the keys. I'll ask someone to drive the car away." Colonel Zhou was acting too vigorously.
This is putting Wu Li into a blind corner.
"Well, there is no problem with other cars. These small cars already have owners. I have to discuss it with them. I can't forcefully requisition them, and let the originally friendly relationship between the army and the people turn into hatred between the army and the people."
"Why are you so long-winded? I'll give you an hour to deal with this matter, but then we'll forcefully requisition it."
After saying these few words, Colonel Zhou made a call on his mobile phone and went out: "Come here in half an hour and drive away."
Wu Li couldn't help but his head was as big as a bucket. Fatty's kid would definitely be able to defeat that kid in minutes. Who told him to take advantage of his own weak hands and his own short ones?
Ouyang's temperament could actually ignore her. Every time she went home, she would sit in Sister Ma's passenger seat and cut fruit leisurely, without ever seeing her drive.
Of course, the only person who gave Wu Li a headache was Sister Ma, who was known as the little steel cannon.
Where do you think this little steel cannon got its nickname?
It’s not because this girl has such huge lethality.
Otherwise, do you think that her old man, nicknamed Ma Dapao, can create a small steel cannon?
Isn't that just nonsense logical thinking?
With Sister Ma's fierceness, can I defeat her strong defense covered with thorns in an hour?
Is it possible?
It can't be possible
"Fat man, get up and tell you something."
Wu Li poked under the grape trellis several times. The fat man, who was sleeping like a dead pig and snoring, glanced at Wu Li with half-awake eyes.
"Talk about something when you have something to do, don't be annoying when you have nothing to do, I'm sleepy." It is said that in February, April and August, you need someone to walk with you. This guy, Fatty, now explains this sentence vividly. Otherwise, you can let him get up and try to walk a few steps.
, maybe I can fall asleep even while walking or standing.
"Let's discuss it with you."
"explain"
It's enough to save time.
"Chief Zhou has taken a liking to your car, right? Give it to her?"
"Well, if she wants to take advantage of my people, I have no problem at all. If she wants to take advantage of my car, there is no way." The fat man opened his eyes when he heard that someone was trying to take advantage of his precious baby bump.
His eyes are as big as pig eyes.
Ahem, no matter how much you open it, it's only a little bit bigger. Of course, all the intimidating things are just clouds.
It just makes people feel extra happy when they see it.
"Hehe, Brother Fatty, what did you say just now? I didn't hear you clearly? Do you want to say that again so that I can go talk to my cousin 818?"
Zhou Xin, the girl, saw that Wu Li was about to use his magical tongue, so she immediately followed her to watch the fun with her briquettes.
Seeing how excited the fat man was, this girl couldn't help but want to tease this guy.
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