"This is Teacher Qin, the most beloved teacher in our Wujiacun Primary School." Wu Li pointed at Miss Qin and said.
"This is my girlfriend, Yuan Fei." Wu Li introduced Yuan Fei to Zhong Hong with a little pride. Of course, she got a big look from Yuan Fei.
"This is Ms. Zhong Hongzhong who came to invest in the city and came here to have fun." Wu Li's introduction was too simple and Zhong Hong was not very satisfied.
Wu Li's introduction made several pairs of eyes roll.
What does it mean to be the most beloved teacher, who can’t introduce talented musical talents to others?
What is a girlfriend? I haven’t admitted it yet?
What is Ms. Zhong called? If you say "Sister Hong" you will die!
Wu Li is so thick-skinned now that he can even look at him with a blank stare.
"You guys chat first, I'll ask Sister Lin to add some dishes. Sister Hong, do you think your taste is light or heavy?" Wu Li was really feeling a little cynical now.
He dared to say all these things.
"You're the one who likes flavors! Personally, I prefer lighter flavors, spicy ones are fine too." Zhong Hong's big eyes looked like she was throwing money and energy at Wu Li, but it was a pity that Wu Li got hurt.
It's really too thick and doesn't break the defense at all.
"Hey, there was a slip of the tongue. I understand what style Sister Hong likes. I'm going to get ready." Wu Li saw that the aura between the three women was really subtle, so he quickly withdrew.
Let them resolve the war between women themselves. I still love picking vegetables and fishing.
Of course, Wu Li couldn't care less about what Yuan Fei, a girl, would think about his ostrich policy.
"What are you doing?"
Wu Li was fishing for crystal shrimps when the beautiful girl Zhong Hong suddenly popped out again.
"Why don't you just sit in the front yard? There's dirt and mud here, so there's nothing interesting about it."
"It's not enough to talk about it. The two teachers didn't say a few words to me. They just went into the room to correct their homework and ignored me. Bald head, are you trying to catch shrimps?" Zhong Hong saw Wu Li.
Use a net to fish out the aquatic plants. When you close the net, you will find a lot of small fish and shrimps inside, especially a large number of transparent shrimps.
"Yes, if you are not afraid of the fishy smell in your mouth, the shrimp tastes quite good when eaten raw." As Wu Li spoke, he grabbed a crystal shrimp from the net, twisted his head, and squeezed it down.
After sucking the tail, a small lump of shrimp meat with the fishy smell of small shrimps went into the mouth.
After chewing it, the taste is so fresh.
"Yeah, if you eat the shrimps caught in the ditch raw, wouldn't those bacteria and parasites be too much?" Zhong Hong saw that the food Wu Li was eating was delicious, and she wanted to try it, but, hygienic
This thing made it difficult for her to eat the shrimp raw.
"You are really particular. If you are afraid of bacteria and parasites, go to the kitchen and ask Sister Lin for a bowl of soju. Soak the shrimps in the wine for a few minutes to kill bacteria and insects. The taste of drunken shrimps is also quite unique.
The taste is in the mouth."
There are three ways to eat Wujiacun Crystal Shrimp: raw, drunk, and fried!
Each has its own merits.
"Bald head, you're talking about eating drunken shrimp, right? I've heard of it, but I've never really tasted it. Just wait, I'll get some soju right away to see what the legendary drunken shrimp tastes like.
?”
Women are very curious. When they heard about the famous drunken shrimp, they had never tried it before. Zhong Hong, a beautiful girl, twisted her long legs like a race walker, making Wu Li look at her back.
, of course, mainly because of the exaggerated twisting arc of the hips, which makes me feel a little stunned.
If this girl could twist like this at that time, she would be able to twist an iron rod into twists!
"How is the taste?"
Wu Li fished out a prawn that had passed out or died of drunkenness. He pulled off the head and threw it into the ditch. He pinched his mouth with his hand and sucked it, and a small lump of shrimp meat went into his mouth.
in.
"I didn't expect the drunken shrimp to be so delicious! It's bouncy and fresh, with a strong aroma of soju, mixed with the umami flavor of the shrimp meat. The more you chew, the more delicious it becomes. Bald, I really didn't expect it.
"This drunken shrimp can be so delicious." Zhong Hong obviously loves the drunken shrimp too much.
After this beautiful girl carefully tasted one, she could no longer hold back her little mouth.
The drunken shrimps were pushed into her mouth one after another. It was obvious that this drunken shrimps really caught her fancy.
"If it's delicious, eat more. Anyway, I've caught enough here. No matter how hard Sister Hong eats, she can't finish such a small bucket of prawns." Wu Li's family just said too much. What if you say
I dare say if his crystal shrimps are short, he can get you several buckets to last you till death.
"Go, you sister is a loser! Didn't you say this shrimp is called crystal shrimp? Why did the bald man call this shrimp prawn?" He said that he was not a loser or something, but Zhong Hong didn't stop talking.
Come over here.
"We have always called shrimps small prawns or prawns here. The managers at the reservoir gave the crystal shrimps such a foreign name in order to sell them at a good price. Anyway, no matter what the name is, they are all Wu
It’s just shrimp, a specialty of Jiacun.”
Anyway, the name is just a symbol, it doesn't matter what you call it.
"Hey, you two greedy cats, what are you hiding here to eat? I can smell the fragrance in the front yard."
Wu Lizheng and Zhong Hong were sitting on an evergreen stone of a big willow tree by the ditch, eating drunken shrimps and enjoying themselves. Mr. Zhou, an old man with a long nose, was intoxicated by the aroma of wine.
If this old man says that his nose is not long enough, Wu Li will not believe it even to death. The front yard is at least 180 meters away from here. He can smell the aroma of wine all the way there, which shows that this old man's nose is not
They are generally about the same length.
"Mr. Zhou, don't worry about this bowl of wine today. You can have as much drunken shrimp as you want." Wu Li was really afraid that this old man would be too hasty and dim-sighted to grab the wine bowl and drink the wine and shrimps.
, it would be a big sin if the shrimp's spines got stuck in the throat.
"It turns out that the two of you are cheating here and eating drunken shrimps! No wonder I heard you two chattering here from a distance. It made me so embarrassed that my old man didn't even want to come over.
"This old man's words are really interesting. What is called stealing, what is called chirping, what is called chirping non-stop, what is called "stealing, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, chirping, etc."
Didn't this old man come over without even blushing?
It seems that in Mr. Zhou's current world, except for old wine, everything else is like a cloud.
"Well, the drunken shrimp tastes really good. It's fresh, fragrant, elastic and chewy. Why didn't Xiaoli tell me it's so delicious earlier?" Mr. Zhou's mouth was like Zhong Hong's mouth with this shrimp.
I can't stop talking.
"Well, I haven't eaten drunken shrimp for a long time, and I forgot about it for a while. If Sister Hong hadn't been afraid that eating raw shrimp today would be unhygienic because of bacteria and parasites, I wouldn't have thought of eating drunken shrimp for a while.
It’s from above. The old man also knows that the guys at home like to eat fried, spicy and blanched shrimps, and I’ve never heard anyone say that anyone likes to eat drunken shrimps, right?”
There are so many delicacies at Wu Li's house these days that he never thought of drunken shrimp.
"This is your fault, Xiao Li! No matter how delicious something is, if you don't recommend it to everyone, how can everyone know how good it is! I can guarantee that this drunken shrimp dish tonight will definitely steal all the food.
If you don’t believe how popular the food is, let’s make a small bet and the winner will drink three more bowls of soju.”
"Old man, I'm a fool to make this bet with you! You want to take this opportunity to drink. I'm not sorry for my few bowls of wine. I'm afraid that Zhou Xin will be unable to take advantage of the old man and spend all his anger on it.
If I spill it on my head, then I’m not going to get angry because of the soju. I will never do this kind of thing.”
"You kid can also sneak around and play tricks! You can be considered smart. Since this bet can't work out, let's eat a few more drunken shrimps now. Otherwise, our arms and legs will be too old when we get to the front yard.
Isn’t it the food served by those little girls?”
Mr. Zhou is very self-aware. It's okay to say that there are only three of us now. Each of us can eat one shrimp slowly and taste the taste of the drunken shrimp. It's time to go to the dining table in the front yard. Then he is an old and experienced person.
There is no drama at all, just standing aside.
"Grandpa! What are you doing?"
The three of them were eating drunken shrimp in silence, when two girls, Zhou Xin and Yu Xiaobei, suddenly jumped out.
"It's nothing, we are playing with shrimps here. Why don't you go to the greenhouse to pick cucumbers to eat?" Mr. Zhou actually deceived these two girls in order to eat more drunken shrimps!
"No! Grandpa, open your mouth!" Zhou Xin is not that easy to fool.
"I drank too much, and when I opened my mouth, I was afraid that the smell of alcohol would smell like my dear Xin'er."
There was still a small lump of shrimp meat in Mr. Zhou's mouth that had not been swallowed. He spoke squeakingly, which aroused Zhou Xin's suspicion even more.
These three people all look very weird!
"Brother Baldhead, open your big mouth immediately, as big as a hippopotamus yawning, otherwise, you will look better! Hum hum, think about who my backers are, you will know what to do,
Obedient……"
The longer the little girl Zhou Xin hangs out with Yu Xiaobei, she no longer has the big-breasted and brainless type, but becomes more and more like Wen Jing's vixen.
Wu Li swallowed hard, destroying all traces of the shrimp meat in his mouth, and then opened his mouth wide. What he showed to Zhou Yatou was a big scarlet tongue and a mouth full of back molars!
"I just took a sip of wine, but I haven't done any bad things. Girl Xin, please don't come in front of our leader to put on my little shoes if you're fine."
"Xiao Bei, are these guys suspicious?"
"Very suspicious?"
"Have you found anything suspicious?"
"Their smiles are so fake! And they are eager to get us away. If I say there is no love interest between the magicians and horses in this, would you even believe it if I beat you to death?"
"Why don't you beat me to death for a little girl? But what you said makes sense. It's just about catching thieves and catching dirty things. Xiaobei, think about it with your big breasts, where are the dirty things of these guys hidden?
If you go, what on earth is it?"
"Well, I don't know! Xinxin, it's better to use your grandma to think about it, and see if you can figure out the difficult and complicated diseases with just this gadget?"
Yu Xiaobei hates people saying she has big breasts the most. That is a common saying that is associated with being brainless. We are not the girl with big breasts who has no intelligence.
"Forget it, I know that all your IQ has been converted into chest fat, so it's useless to ask you! This unfamiliar sister, I think you are as happy as a little fox who has succeeded in stealing food.
, sister, can you tell me what you are doing?"
What this girl Zhou Xin said immediately hurt several people!
There should be some consequences of this!
"Zhou Xin! All your IQ and EQ have been transformed into fat on your breasts! Otherwise, why would yours look so much bigger than mine?" Yu Xiaobei didn't want to be accused of having big breasts.
The big brainless hat is on the head.
"Little sister, I won't tell you? It doesn't matter if I don't tell you. You can guess. I will shake my head if I guess wrong."
"What if I guessed it right?" Zhou Xin is not a fool.
"You guessed it right? Of course it's also a way of shaking my head to express praise for your incredible imagination."
"Let me go, you've shaken your head whether it's right or wrong, so I can't make any guesses! Grandpa, tell me the truth, what are you and Xiaoli doing here?" Zhou Xin said
The girl doesn't know why, but her fierceness during this period has really grown so much that she can really say anything.
"Xiao Bei, Xiao Xin, I have picked cucumbers. Why don't you come and get them? If you are late, don't blame my sister for not leaving them for you." At the well by the pond, Hu Mei and Er Ya were each carrying a small
Basket, I am using a bucket to fetch water from the well to wash the cucumbers.
"Two sisters, we caught a bunch of dishonest old foxes. These guys are not honest anymore. Sister, hurry up and help us interrogate what's going on with the three of them?"
As soon as Zhou Xin finished speaking, Hu Mei quickly took over the task of being the sole judge. She handed a basket to classmate Erya to wash together, and trotted over quickly.
Fortunately, for the sake of image and temperament, this enchanting girl always wears high heels without leaving her feet, so how can she still run so fast here! She can't even sprain her feet. It's really unforgivable!
"Sister Vixen, since you and I are the same thing, we should be able to understand what kind of mystery they are doing, right?" Zhou Xin saw Hu Mei coming over and asked a few questions about the situation just now, so she touched her chin and acted like a detective.
So and so!
"This, a bowl of wine, a sunset, a woman, two men...could it be that they...are planning to have a drink together here..."
Since the word "日" that Hu Mei said came from the mouth of this little coquettish vixen, at least four out of the six people here understand that the word "日" has multiple meanings!
"You're so big! You don't have to pretend to be a detective. When your mouth is full of stubble, you may have the potential to become a detective. Now, just like what Xin Yatou and Xiao Beiniu said just now, you
All your IQ, EQ, and EQ have turned into fat and grown on your breasts. How else would you explain why your two lumps of flesh are so huge!" Wu Li couldn't help but spit on Hu Mei's face.
"Damn bald man! How dare you tease me like this! Are you impatient or something?" Hu Mei couldn't help but get angry when Wu Li talked about her big breasts and breasts.
no!
Her breasts are naturally big, not made for men to play with!
Why do you keep talking about this?
Wu Li's bald head is really hypocritical. He obviously wants to play with his perfect big breasts, but he pretends to be innocent and innocent but dare not take action. Humph, this guy better not fall into our hands that day.
Oh, otherwise this guy would be so good-looking.
"What's going on with you guys? Why are you all staring at each other here?" Erya came around with two baskets of cucumbers and saw these six people here playing a very ambiguous game of staring at each other.
, I couldn’t help but feel a little happy!
These guys are all grown up, so why are they still playing tricks like children, where they stare for a long time without blinking or turning around?
"Hey, my sister, you saved Xiaobei's eyes! I was so dumbfounded just now that my eyes almost cramped. Let me tell you, it was like this just now, and then it was like this again.
It’s the same thing, Sister Erya, look at what’s going on here!” Yu Xiaobei’s jabbering explanation made Erya understand the beginning of the matter.
I understand that I would be extremely happy to give it to her.
"You guys have been speculating about such a trivial matter for a long time! Didn't you see that there are some crystal shrimps in this wine bowl? They are eating drunken shrimps. Don't tell me, you three city dumplings, that you even
I’ve never heard of Drunken Shrimp!” Erya revealed the secret in just one sentence.
"Sister Erya, you are the urban dumpling! Who doesn't know about drunken shrimps? But, can this crystal shrimp also make drunken shrimps?"
Yu Xiaobei doesn't admit that she is a city steamed bun, but she has occasionally heard people talk about this drunken shrimp. As for eating it, let alone eating it herself, she has never seen it even when she sees others eating it.
"Of course you can eat it! Hmm! The taste is much better than the drunken shrimp made from the crystal shrimp at my home!"
Erya put down the basket, fished out a crystal shrimp with his hands, flipped the head quickly, then pinched and sucked it. This cheerful style was exactly the same as Wu Li's shrimp-eating style.
When Mr. Zhou saw that someone had seen through this game, he quickly used his hands to kill all the remaining drunken shrimps, leaving only one broken shrimp leg in the bowl!
"Grandpa! If you dare to eat alone, I will report it to grandma later!" Zhou Xin stopped!
There was something delicious sitting in front of me for so long, but I didn't even know it.
This is something you absolutely cannot tolerate!
"Girl, you ask Wu Li's bald brother to pick up a few more, and there will be some to eat! My old man's hands and feet are not flexible anymore, and I will definitely not be able to snatch them from you ingenious little girls." Zhou
The old man had already prepared to divert his attention and was waiting there.
"Well, give me one first so I can have a taste. If you wait a little longer, I'll give Grandpa two, no, five!" Zhou Xin said that he was not fooled so easily.
"I won't be fooled by a little girl like you..." Mr. Zhou protected a few drunken shrimps and fled in a hurry.
Well, neither of these two grandsons will be fooled by the other!
PS: I have been feeling very unwell these past few days, and the old farmer is almost exhausted.
PS: Please donate 5,000 words today. It’s really a waste of a lot of push. (To be continued)