Yu Dan waved his hand in a very heroic manner, announcing the official opening of the second hunting season!
"Brother Bald, are you going to focus on attacking that kind of beast today?"
As the chief hunting activist and the initiator of this hunting season, Yu Dan’s enthusiasm cannot be mentioned.
"Today we have to go a little further and go hunting for birds in a big lake!"
The big lake mentioned by Wu Li is called Bird Lake by the people of Wujia Village.
How big is this lake?
Anyway, no one in Wujiacun has made it clear.
The big lake not only has big fish, but also supports countless water birds. There are animals running around it all year round.
The reason why Wu Li didn't take everyone there before is because the older generation in Wujia Village had already issued a hunting ban on Bird Lake in spring and summer hanging above their heads!
Only after the beginning of autumn, when the fish in the bird lake are full of fat, the wings of the poultry are full, and most of the baby animals have been weaned, can the hunting ban be declared invalid.
People in Wujia Village should not think that Niao Lake, with its many fish, birds, and wild animals, is a paradise for hunters. There are many opportunities there, but there are more dangers.
Therefore, although Wu Li is going to take everyone to Bird Lake to experience the beautiful natural scenery this time, he does not dare to be careless about safety.
This time the escort was organized by the village chief. All the young adults at home in Wujia Village were dressed in hunting attire, carrying dogs and eagles, and were fully armed with bows and bows on their backs. They only needed braces.
With the acquiescence of Mayor Zhou, a big civil servant, dozens of muskets in Wujia Village were brought to light openly and openly, being carried on the shoulders of dozens of middle-aged and elderly people.
Wu Li and Yu Dan carry double-barreled shotguns, which is a sense of superiority!
Look at those ghost guys and ghost girls. When they heard that they were going hunting, they all shouted to go. If they want to go, let’s go together!
However, these guys heard that they could experience the thrilling atmosphere of hunting together, but they found that because they were completely unprepared, the hunting weapons were all in vain.
So the anxious ghost-eyed ghost guy and ghost girl fucked when they saw the easy guy. Anyway, with such a weapon in hand, this hunting can be regarded as a participant rather than just a bystander.
Furthermore, a stick used for carrying burdens can be a weapon, a hatchet can be a weapon, the slingshots of little bastards like little Huzi can also be weapons, or if you are lucky enough to find a broken bow and a tube of feather arrows, so can
arms!
The most outrageous thing is that there is a ghost girl who carries a backpack, which is also said to be a weapon. She said that when there is danger, she can put the backpack on her head and she will become invisible. The danger will not see her anymore. This ghost girl's logic
It's so powerful. It turns out that not only ostriches can bury their heads to hide from danger, but devils can also do it smoothly!
However, compared to the blind people in China, it is obvious that the ostrich and the ghost girl are playing a little too childish.
Along the way, there were white reed flower tails fluttering in the wind. It was obvious that autumn had really arrived.
Yellow and brown spots have appeared on the leaves of many trees. The wild flowers on the roadside have become wild chrysanthemums. The fruits on the trees are already full and full when they should be filled. They are already hard when they should be hard and soft when they should be.
You can squeeze the water out of it.
When autumn comes, the little squirrels are very lively and busy, and they are busy storing food for the winter.
Migratory birds are also busy storing fat and gaining weight. During the long-distance migration that will soon cover half of the earth, the energy consumed will be very huge. Birds that do not store enough fat will end up with only one road to the underworld.
Wait for them.
"Bald head, is that a wild hawthorn?"
Zhong Hong, a foreign girl, has good physical strength. She can climb a mountain road as if she were walking on flat ground. This girl has always been like a curious and excited baby, asking questions around Wu Li.
What kind of grass is this, what kind of flower is this, what kind of bird is this, what kind of tree is this, what kind of thing is this...
This girl is simply a curious baby with hundreds of thousands of reasons. Compared with the girls who had hundreds of thousands of reasons before, they are obviously inferior by dozens of levels!
Wu Li's head was as big as a bucket when he was asked, and Yu Danniu, who was walking side by side with him, was also splashed and ran away.
"That's really a hawthorn, monkey. Fold over those hawthorns and let the foreign devils have a taste of our pure nature!" Wu Li had to tell others to do this or that, otherwise if he moved, Zhong Hong would definitely follow.
Let's move together. There are no roads everywhere in this mountain.
The roads on the mountain are all trampled to look like the bush-covered hilltop now, so the frequently traveled road at the foot still looks like a trail. If you want to walk to both sides of the trail, you have to completely re-tread the trail.
Come.
People in the mountains are thick-skinned and rough, so it's not difficult to open a road, but people in the city can be injured by the thorns all over the place even if they follow the person who opened the road!
If you are accidentally scratched on the face by a thorn and bruised, it would be a serious sin.
"Mengzi, go and fold a few handfuls of Maoli. I'm so bored on the road. I can bite the Maoli to pass the time and distract the attention of those who are not diligent in their limbs, lest there are too many people who can't walk and become the mop king."
, then when can we get to Bird Lake today?"
The Maoli that Wu Li mentioned is a fruit grown on a small shrub. Its appearance looks like a several times smaller version of the chestnut, and the small chestnut inside is exactly an N times smaller version of the chestnut!
Generally, they are about the size of peas, and those with longer and stronger Maoli will be much bigger, but they can only be said to be pitifully small. They are as big as broad beans and are as big as the sky.
Although this Maoli is small, it tastes sweeter than wild chestnut!
Not to mention it tastes crispy and sweet when eaten raw, but after taking it back and peeling it off a lot, just put it in a casserole and stir-fry it like peanuts and melon seeds...
I go!
The taste is really great!
It’s so much more delicious than the candied chestnuts sold outside!
Among the Wujiacun snacks, fried pine nuts and fried Maoli have always been the top two most popular among women and children. It can be seen that Maoli is actually a mouthful!
Although Maoli is delicious, peeling Maoli is like peeling chestnuts. You have to step on them with your feet. So, let Wu Meng and Wu Yong step on them slowly from behind, so as not to disturb the guests.
I saw the scene of trampling on grass chestnuts and couldn't eat this famous Wujiacun delicacy.
It also prevents those two guys from always staring at Yang Ma's eyes, which is really embarrassing and has been thrown to grandma's house. These two guys still have a nonchalant look on their faces.
"I said fox, there are quite a few wild jujube trees on the hilltop in front of us. Do we want them? Do we want them? Well, you know."
The monkey guy came over looking for a bunch of hawthorns. All the guests had one in their hands. The tops of the bright red hawthorns were as big as a thumb. The newly ripe hawthorns had not yet reached the stage of powdering. If you took a bite, your mouth would be full of them.
It has a sweet and sour jujube flavor.
What Wu Li heard was that his back molars were filled with sour water!
If it's yellow and ripe, it will be sweet and sour, but if it's green and chewy, if you dare to bite it, I guarantee that the sourness will be stronger than the sourness of an overturned vinegar bottle.
Much more!
And the reason why the monkey said you understand is definitely not to use the ripe yellow jujubes to sell you, but to use the green jujubes to deceive the devils.
"Then what are you waiting for? Just do it if you think of it, you know it!" Wu Li glared, saying that you, monkey, have too little eyesight. You can say whatever you want about such a fun thing. What if the devil sees through it?
Play with a ball of wool.
With Wu Li's acquiescence, the monkey immediately went to work in front of him. Wu Li held back his teeth and thought about the scene where he stayed for a while, which was a secret joy.
"What are you enjoying, Xiao Li? I want to make you happy."
Mayor Zhou also came to join in the fun today, firstly to provide guidance for the service inspection team, secondly to exercise up and down, and thirdly to go to the big forest on the mountain to breathe oxygen and do some aerobic exercise like mountain climbing.
, improve the physical ability of this increasingly shabby body. Anyway, everyone is willing to do something that can achieve many things with one stone.
"There is a small stream in the woodland ahead. Please work harder. You can wash your face and drink mountain water there and take a nap before leaving." Wu Li saw that Mayor Zhou had sweat on his forehead, and some weak women were panting and sweating.
Even though we were dripping wet, it was a bit difficult to move forward, so I gave everyone a reason to go to the wild jujube forest to rest.
In a large broad-leaved forest of wild jujubes, the hunting team stopped.
A small stream ran through the forest. The beauty-loving girls soon occupied the favorable terrain beside the stream, drinking water and washing their faces, wiping sweat and busy themselves.
The smokers also gathered together, puffing on one to relieve their stress.
Many ghosts and ghost girls are like curious babies, very interested in the trees and grass all over the mountain. If there is a clump of small wild flowers or something, it will attract their attention.
"Everyone come and try it. Laolinzi's special product is jujube. Don't regret it if you don't eat it!"
Monkey didn't know where he got a big wild taro leaf, wrapped a bag of green jujubes, and ran to the ghost girl and ghost guy, yelling nonsense.
When Erya saw that Monkey's guy was bringing out green and jujubes to entertain Yang Maozi, he couldn't help but open his mouth slightly and was about to say something, but a sudden burst of sour water came out of his mouth, so he had to swallow the sour water before talking.
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Yuan Fei naturally knew that there were wild jujubes growing everywhere in the hundred-mile broad-leaved forest. At this moment, she was also annoyed by the green-skinned wild jujubes and her mouth was filled with sour water. She just wanted to remind some people who were already rushing to catch the wild jujubes.
You foreign devil, you really can’t open your mouth!
The young and old people in Wujiacun are all so naughty that they don't even turn their heads to look at the green bayberry. Otherwise, the saliva in their mouths will be like looking at the green bayberry and it will keep popping up.
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Even if you don't look at it, just thinking about it subconsciously makes you drool a lot.
Those foreign devils just ate the hawthorn that Monkey folded for them. It tasted really good, so they subconsciously thought that Monkey was a good and kind person, so one, two, and then a large group of people were eaten by Monkey.
What a mess!
"Ah, my God! Bald head, how can these wild dates be so sour! Hiss..."
Zhong Hong also fell into the trap. Seeing that she was running very fast, Wu Li also grabbed the green and jujubes to eat. It was hard work for him to laugh and endure while eating.
"Hey, jujube. As the name implies, jujube or not is not the point. The key is definitely the word sour. Well, sourness is normal." Wu Li deliberately smiled like a little fox.
Of course he has a pair of big white eyes.
"Try it for yourself and see if the sourness like this can be tolerated by normal people?" Zhong Hong not only rolled her eyes at Wu Li several times, but also kept the fingers of one hand silently after the cunning plan succeeded.
The proud Wu Li caressed several legendary soft parts on his waist!
Wu Li immediately changed from snickering to secretly laughing, and then his face fell into disgrace!
How come all the straight little bitches have mastered the magic skill of Nine Yin White Bone Claws? Just like a breeze blowing through their waists, bursts of severe pain will involuntarily occur in their waists!
Yes, it is true that people cannot be too complacent. If they are too complacent and show their emotions, they will be punished.
There are quite a few people who were tricked by Qing Suan Zao this time. Even the quick-handed and quick-tongued Sister Ma and the violent girl Yu Dan were sore that their teeth were sore that they gasped and spat wildly.
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After the culprit was robbed of all the green jujubes wrapped in taro leaves, he laughed strangely in front of everyone, threw the wild taro leaves away, and disappeared from everyone's sight in a few flashes.
Not to mention other people's reactions, Sister Ma and Yu Dan are absolutely a pair of super violent girls. They shot around and found no sign of the monkey, so they unanimously transferred all their anger to the bald man Wu Li.
Already.
"Tell me, what's going on!" Sister Ma came in a fierce manner. The principal culprit had already escaped. Wu Li, the accomplice or instigator, had to have the courage to carry all the anger on one shoulder!
When Who Called the Monkey asked Wu Li for his opinion just now, Wu Li said: You know!
Let me go, now everyone understands the meaning of this sentence, that is to encourage the monkey to do bad things.
"What's going on? Isn't this jujube very special and delicious?"
Wu Li opened his eyes wide and pretended to be innocent. Unfortunately, no matter how wide his eyes were, he still couldn't act like Nanako's natural cuteness, let alone the cuteness of his daughter and doll.
"You have the ability to eat ten or eight by yourself. If you don't say it is sour, I will take it YOU! Otherwise, you know the consequences!" Yu Dan poked Wu Li in front of Wu Li with a handful of extremely green jujubes.
They want Wu Li to die.
"Well, it's not impossible to eat. However, let's talk about how serious the consequences are first. I'm deciding whether to eat or not."
Wu Licai didn't feel uncomfortable with this step of green jujube!
Although you can turn on the cheat device and throw jujube into the space. However, even if you don't eat jujube, just looking at it can make your mouth burst into sour water.
There is another chapter in the evening, please give me some flowers and votes! (To be continued)