No matter how happy the fish is when it lands, no matter how ferocious it is, no matter how big it is, it can't escape the clutches of humans.
"Lao Yang wants to use this strange eel to treat illnesses and save people, so I have to give up this golden blood eel to you! However, please two people, please catch this guy, I will take a photo with this golden blood eel! This guy
It must weigh several dozen kilograms, and these are the fish I caught."
Fishing friends and collectors do have something in common.
A saying that collectors often say is, once you see it, you can use it.
Fishing friends often like to say that once you catch something, you own it. It doesn’t matter whether you take it back and kill it and eat it, keep it for display, or release it on the spot.
Now that Lao Yangtou has asked for it, what else is there to say?
"Old Yangtou, the blood of this strange eel can cure the mute disease of a mute? You are not a deceiver, are you?"
Wu Li stabbed the so-called golden-threaded blood eel's weird head with a fork. This guy was rolling on the beach. Eels are originally covered in mucus. Although this guy has scales all over his body, the mucus on this eel is really not.
You know, after just a few rolls on the beach, your whole body is already covered with a layer of sand!
If Lao Yangtou hadn't been here just now, and happened to have a bad eye and discovered the characteristics of the blood eel, the blood eel would probably have been photographed to death by Mayor Zhou. It can also be photographed in vain.
Wu Li forked the eel's head very skillfully. The guy immediately put the eel on the stick. The whole eel body suddenly twisted and was wrapped around the wooden fork, and then it was wrapped around the stick handle.
In Wu Li's hand, the eel body swung around and wrapped around Wu Li's black neck!
I went, and Wu Li felt that the wrapping force from his right hand was so strong that it was as if he was wrapped around his neck.
So I pulled the left hand down...
Well, the neck is not wrapped, but the upper body is wrapped all the way to Wu Li's butt, and the long body of the gold-threaded blood eel is completely wrapped!
Let me go, this guy may be more than three meters tall!
Wu Li was also in bad luck. He didn't expect this guy to be so ferocious. If he had known it, he would have tamed this guy in the space before releasing him. Then nothing would have happened!
Let me go again, where is the limit of this guy’s strength?
"Xiao Li, please hold on for two minutes. Once we take the photo, we will untie this guy for you as soon as possible!" Director Xiao asked his driver to bring a basin of water over, and poured it on Wu Li to drain it.
The sand on the body of the golden blood eel, and then asked several people to pinch the blood eel's neck and kill it...
Mayor Zhou clicked a few cards, and then Mayor Zhou and a group of people clicked dozens more. Several minutes had passed. Wu Li felt that he had so much brute force that he was about to be beaten by this ghost.
The stuff is choking my lungs. If these guys move any slower, my life may be in the hands of a fish.
Fortunately, Wu Li, who was still breathing, could finally sit up and act like a hero again after lying on the beach and panting for a few minutes.
"Are you OK?"
Yuan Fei asked Wu Li, who had just recovered from his stress, with rare concern.
It's not that Yuan Fei doesn't care about Wu Li at ordinary times. Wu Li is usually strong enough to beat an ox to death. It's not a waste of expression to care about this guy.
"I did almost get into trouble just now. Fortunately, I am a Xiaoqiang. As long as I can take a breath and regain my strength, I will be a good man again."
Wu Li was afraid of his chest and said that the real man is me, and I am Xiao Qiangqiang.
"If you have nothing to do, why don't you go wash up and put on clothes? You don't smell the horrible smell on your body!" Qin Xiaomei appeared out of nowhere, wrinkled her little nose but stared at Wu Li fiercely,
Obviously, this girl has a great desire to explore the anatomy of men.
"Hey, it's impolite to look like this. It makes people almost feel embarrassed!"
Wu Li felt that Qin Xiaomei's little white wolf-like eyes were very aggressive, so he quickly got up and prepared to go to the lake to take a bath.
"Why don't you just go and die!" Qin Xiaomei hit Wu Li's big butt that was curvier and plumper than her own, causing Wu Li to stumble and almost fell into a dog's poop.
Wu Li knew very well that when competing with women, a man's chance of winning was extremely slim, so he took advantage of the situation and took a few big steps forward, then jumped into the water to wash away his opponent.
"Sister Fei, this guy's muscle lines are really great. Sister Fei will definitely be extremely happy from now on."
Qin Xiaomei obviously understands that a man's ability is closely related to his physical fitness. If a man doesn't have any muscles, his explosive power, sprinting power, and endurance are just clouds. Do men like this want to use their fingers and tongue to make women happy?
, I am afraid that if I use my hands, a guy with no stamina will not have the strength to last too long.
"You guy, what are you talking about? Where did you, a grown-up girl, learn these nonsense things?"
Yuan Fei blushed because of Qin Xiaomei's boldness. In an age where information is so developed, how could she not understand what this girl Qin Xiaomei meant.
Maybe Wu Li is really capable, right?
Yuan Fei shook her head to get rid of these damn thoughts.
According to expert statistics, men will subconsciously think about sexual things in their minds every seven seconds, but what about women?
Because the structure of women's talents is X and Y different from men's in the genetic chain, women's world is too complicated, and women's thoughts are even more complicated. Therefore, in this project, experts are completely unable to come up with effective results.
Data comes.
However, there is an old Chinese saying that sums it up very clearly: That girl is not pregnant!
It can be seen that young women are not at all inferior to young men in exploring the mysteries of men's bodies.
It's just that men are more showy, while women are relatively dull.
"Old Yangtou, you said the blood from this thing can cure Brother Bear's mute disease. Is that possible?"
Wu Li and Lao Yangtou were sitting on the edge of a large puddle that had just been dug out, puffing away smoke while looking at the golden-threaded blood eel that was so excited in the puddle!
"It is said that the blood of the golden blood eel can cure all diseases. Look at this guy's mouth. Just now, a long blood groove was pulled out by the fishhook. Now it is almost gone! So even if this blood
It has no other functions. If this blood is mixed with some traditional Chinese medicine and mixed into wine, it will definitely have a good effect on treating injuries and promoting muscle growth."
As Old Yangtou talked, his eyes could light up.
"But what you want to cure is Brother Big Bear's mute disease. When you run out of blood, you still need to use your fart to make medicinal wine!"
Wu Li couldn't see how Old Yangtou didn't care about Da Xiong's mute disease. If the mute disease was cured, he would definitely be one of the best real men in Wujia Village. He was afraid that he would not be able to find a beautiful little girl as his wife.
Well, look at what the old lady Wang and the others are introducing to Brother Mute now!
He is either blind or lame, deaf or mute. If he is none of these, he is just a mentally retarded and insane lunatic with brain problems. It doesn't matter if he is dumb or mute like this, as long as he has a woman to sleep with him, but Lao Yang
This old guy is quite reliable at this point!
As long as it's this kind of thing, Old Yangtou will always have whatever he has on hand, and he will chase Mrs. Wang around the village!
It’s not like the mute disease in our family can’t be cured, so there’s no need to use disabled people to disgust people.
"You know nothing! For such a big gold-threaded blood eel, a small bowl of blood can be used to make a large pot of medicinal wine! With this guy's recovery ability, if you give it a bowl of blood every three to five days, then
There must be nothing wrong at all. If you feed it some good food then, this guy will still be able to live vigorously."
"Let me go, you are just like those plague-stricken guys who raise bears to extract bile, you are raising this golden-threaded blood eel to brew medicinal wine with its blood!" Wu Li never thought that he could do this in this way.
Where is the eel in the pond? A second of silence for this guy’s future!
It seems that this golden-threaded blood eel will definitely not be able to escape from the clutches of Old Yangtou.
"You are more professional in fish farming! From now on, I will keep this golden blood eel at your house. When it is time to bleed it, I will just go to your house to do it."
What Lao Yangtou thought was pretty good, Wu Li was raising fish, and he would prepare the medicine and be a good person to gain benefits.
"Old Yangtou is not like you. How dangerous is it to keep this monster at home?"
Wu Li's family has a baby, but it is specially designed to attract children. It is really not a wise thing to have such an aggressive and powerful guy at home.
"When the time comes, dig the pond a little deeper, build it entirely with large bluestones and cement to prevent it from making holes, and put guardrails on top, wouldn't it be great?
Let me tell you, this golden blood eel must be kept in your home to be safe. The person who kept it in the reservoir was stolen, so it’s too late for us to cry.
Although this thing is an eel, do you see its scales and the two small bumps on its head?
According to old legends, this golden-threaded blood eel is an authentic species of dragon!
I just don’t know why the ascension failed, and now I am wandering around the rivers and lakes. The reason why the blood of these golden blood eels is said to be extremely powerful is because they have the legendary dragon blood in their blood.
Even if this guy's blood can't cure all diseases, it must have some miraculous effects, so you have to raise this golden blood eel, Xiaoli."
"Why do I have to raise it? Why don't you just dig a big hole over there at the reservoir and let the little wolves watch it every day?"
"It's not wrong to say this, but do you think it's reliable for me, a person who can't even support himself, to raise something? Don't expect a mute, he won't do enough work for you. Don't you want to
The mute must have aged prematurely by working for you."
"Well, I'll take care of it then. I just don't know what to eat. Whether it can be fed or not is still a question."
After all, Wu Li knew that this would be the result.
In the evening, there may be another chapter, Huahua is there! (To be continued)