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Chapter 510: Kill a pig and make a joke

Butcher Lao Liu was already sharpening his knife to kill the big fat pig in Wu Li's pig pen.

Well, the two big fat pigs of Wu Li's family seemed to know that death was imminent, and the one full of pigs in the pig pen kept howling and barking.

That scream could be clearly heard by the whole Wu family village.

"Fox, are you ready to catch that fat pig?" Wu Yong and Wu Meng jumped into the pig pen and were rolling up their sleeveless arms to catch the pig's ears.

Wu Li and Dumb also jumped in. The two pigs looked at the crazy energy of the pig pen and their energy was not much different from that of wild boars.

With such wild strength, it is estimated that even the two strong men Wu Yong and Wu Meng will not be able to subdue either of these two guys.

It is said that Wu Li's big fat pig has only been fed for a year, and its frame is really strong and big enough.

"Xiao Li, you pig, I'm afraid you can kill 400 kilograms of all the meat! My pigs are from the same litter as yours, and now they only weigh 300 kilograms. Why is there such a big gap?

Where are you?" The pigs from Uncle Liu, the butcher's family, were the offspring of old sows from the same litter on the same day. The difference was more than a hundred kilograms of meat, and the difference was not as small as usual.

"My family's feng shui is good, so it will naturally grow faster!" Wu Li now uses his family's feng shui as an excuse whenever something happens, which makes other people tired of hearing it.

"The feng shui, the feng shui, is not caused by your nutritious water! The two pigs in my house are not as big as the ones in my uncle's house. What does feng shui have to do with raising pigs? They will just mess around with eggs here! Come on!

To put it more bluntly, are you going to kill the boar or the sow today?" Wu Yong didn't have many good things to say about Wu Li. This pigsty is not a place for people to stay.

It’s better to catch this pig early and get rid of it early!

"Catch the mother, this guy is getting wilder and wilder, the pig pen is about to be overturned by this guy." Wu Li's words decided the fate of the two pigs!

One will definitely die today, and the other will die slowly, and will be slaughtered for meat after the Chinese New Year.

"Wu Meng, I'll catch the wind and you catch the tail. I still don't believe that we two strong men can't cure this little guy." Wu Yong is ready to show off his strength. This is it.

"Uncle Six, prepare the iron hook. The three of us will kill this fat pig and eat its meat." Wu Yong, who has gained so much strength these days, is ready to steal the show. He has been being beaten by Wu Yong in various ways these days.

I tried all kinds of methods to control this kid, but it was quite uncomfortable to hold back the bad breath in my heart.

"Hey, if you two are really good at it, Brother Big Bear and I will stand by and applaud you, and we will never try to steal your reputation as a strongman." Wu Li felt that Wu Yong and Wu Meng could defeat him with their two minds.

This big boar, this matter is very important!

Sure enough, as soon as Wu Yong touched the left ear of the big white pig, the big boar shook its head violently, leaving Wu Yong with no face at all.

Wu Yong was thrown so hard that he almost fell into the pig pen.

Before he could stand still, the big white sow swung its tail again and threw its fat butt on Wu Yong's big butt. Wu Yong's butt flew directly onto the bluestone wall of the pig pen.

"I'll go! This plagued pig, why don't you give grandpa face? Wu Meng, what's the matter with you? Didn't I tell you to catch the pig's tail? Why didn't you catch it? It's harming your brother.

You've lost a lot of face, and you're still happy about it. You deserve to be cut off!" Wu Yong has lost a lot of face now, and of course he will use some people as a punching bag.

"Yongzi, this is the first time I saw someone catch a pig and put it on the wall of the pig pen! Well, the first person to catch pigs in Wujia Village must be you!" Wu Li was so fond of someone who added insult to injury.

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"Fox, if you dare to make fun of labor and management again, I will give up my job! This pig will catch whoever he wants to catch the ball." Wu Yong was so angry that he was ready to quit.

Of course, this is just an act.

"You go, you go, you don't have to work here today." Wu Li didn't give any face to Wu Yong.

"Well, then I'd better stay here and work as a coolie for you. Today, the two elders are ready to come over and have a meal. The family is no longer together. You can't let me go home to eat raw rice!" Wu Yong

As soon as I heard that I didn't have to work without taking care of the food, I immediately changed my mind and decided to carry out the pig catching business to the end, vowing to be willing to put today's meal in my mouth.

After seeing the powerful butt skills of Wu Li's big fat pig, Wu Yong no longer tried to show off and had to fight the big white boar with Wu Meng alone. Four strong men came together, two pulling the ears and one holding the tail.

Lifting it forward, there was another person who kept pushing the big fat pig's butt. Uncle Six also used a long iron hook to catch the pig's chin and pull it out violently.

However, the big fat pig pushed back with all four legs, and his buttocks almost sat on the ground. Five people and one pig had a river-drifting competition, and the big fat pig turned out to be a sure winner!

The big fat pig howled sharply to indicate that I was dying, so I screamed and sat back with all my strength, trying to move back for a so-called death struggle!

But the harder this guy struggles, the more people it attracts to try to kill it!

Wu Shan opened the door of the pig pen and came in to pull his ears. Monkey Bean Sprouts also heard the sound in the front yard. The Eight King Kongs wanted to kill the big fat pig, and the big fat pig had to obey even if he didn't want to!

In the end, the big fat pig was dragged to the front yard by eight people. He lifted it up and pressed it on the chopping board made of the wooden door. Uncle Liu, the butcher, saw the spot and stabbed it in with a big sharp knife.

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Finally got it in!

No matter how savage you are, you are still going to suffer from the sharp knife of our pig-killer!

When Uncle Liu, the butcher, was feeling proud, the big fat pig that had been stabbed in a vital part howled wildly and used brute force to pull away a few times and throw away all the guys who were holding down the pig's body and legs.

He drove away, rolled and jumped to the ground, buried his head and rushed out of the yard while bleeding!

"I'll go! Fox, what kind of pig did you raise? How can you raise a pig that's wilder than a wild boar?" Wu Yong looked dumbfounded at the big white pig that ran so fast with its head buried, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Outside the courtyard gate, I was really a little dumbfounded now!

Damn, this is still a pig. It can jump faster than the lame Liu Fei after being stabbed with a knife. If this guy could turn into a human, maybe he would use a pig-killing knife to sign in front of him every time he competes.

Bolt can only get the fart from behind this pig!

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Why don't you hurry up and chase the pig!" Wu Li also didn't expect that killing a pig could lead to such an accident. This pig was killed and ran away. This was probably the first time for the butcher, Uncle Six!

By the time Wu Li and the others came to their senses and chased after him, the little black little flower was already barking wildly and chasing the big white pig from the front, back, left, and right, chasing and intercepting it!

However, the big white pig acted like a dead pig and was not afraid of being boiled by boiling water. It relied on its fat body weight to run towards the road with its head buried. As soon as there was a vicious pig in front of it, a pig's snout would push through, and it would immediately run unobstructed.

Sunshine Avenue.

As soon as the pig ran away, it went to Shaiguping, the center of Wujia Village. It became lively now. The villagers saw a dozen dogs chasing a big white fat pig all over Shaiguping. What happened next?

A large group of guys came after me, ready to catch pigs.

Wujiacun has also discovered that pigs were killed and ran away!

However, that was just before the knife was used. The wild pig ran away before the knife was used due to lack of manpower. The pigs like today can still run from Wu Li's house at the west end of the village to Shaiguping with blood on their necks.

This is the first time that a live tiger and a pig are so powerful.

"Xiao Li, what are you doing? Are you catching pigs to kill or killing pigs..." Wang Po is a woman who can watch the excitement, and she can always show up with melon seeds to take a direct look at the excitement.

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With such potential, it would be a waste of talent not to be a paparazzi with such a super sense of smell if he were born twenty years later.

"Grandma Wang, this guy is really too wild. Why don't you, old man, come and coax it? Maybe you can talk about living things even if you are dead, and you can talk about death even if you are alive. Maybe this

This guy can still listen to your old man's advice." The monkey guy ran very fast, and happened to be the first to pass by Wang Po, who dared not let anyone get close within ten meters. A gust of breeze blew past his thunderous face,

The smell of the old woman's body was so strong that it almost knocked his breath away.

"Little Thunder Monkey, you are getting impatient, aren't you? You are going around the corner and calling your aunt a pig, right? It seems that if you don't give you some good advice, you don't know how powerful your aunt is.

It’s over!”

"Uh, pretend I didn't say anything, I'm going to chase the sow!"

"Come on, monkey, even if you catch this pig woman, you will be much better than the person introduced to you by Wang Po!" Douya is not a safe person, but this guy dares to openly challenge Wang Po's authority.

I’m afraid there’s nothing good to eat!

"Little bean sprouts, you just wait for me. Otherwise, if I don't give you a blind date with a fairy who touches the ground first, my surname will not be Wang, nor will I be called Wang Po!"

"Chasing sows! Chasing sows! Grandma Wang, you are so terrible! I feel that chasing sows is much better than wanting to kiss!" Wu Li flashed past Grandma Wang and left her behind.

Just shut up and snort like this and run away. This chemical attack is amazing. It hits one, two, but not three. Just be prepared early so you don't suffer any disadvantages.

"Xiao Li, don't forget to give me, the great matchmaker, a big red envelope when you marry Erya!"

When Wu Li heard Wang Po's howl, he immediately staggered and almost made a fool of himself.

Nonano’s bear!

Everyone in the village knew that they were chasing after Principal Yuan, but Mrs. Wang always liked to talk about when she and Erya would get married, and arrange wine and so on, just for the big red envelope.

The whole village and many tourists have realized that they are very clever, or the rich man is like a cow. He actually has two boats and can drive them steadily!

"Come on, bald! Once you catch the sow, it's yours!" A tourist who got up early to exercise roared, making the villagers of Wujia Village burst out laughing!

Damn it, this pig killing is really a big joke!

Uncle Liu, the butcher, was carrying a long iron hook and ran over with a look on his face. He saw no less than a hundred and eighty adults and children in Shaigu facing the big man who had stabbed him but did not hit him.

The fat pig chased and intercepted him, feeling that this man was a shame and had been thrown into his grandma's house. This old face was so hot that he had a burning fever.

PS: There will be another chapter soon. If you have Huahua students, please stop tormenting the old farmer! The old farmer is almost dying today, so let’s add some more flowers to comfort the old farmer’s frustrated fingers. (To be continued)


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