Chapter 527: When you're bored, just tease the little white flower
Contestant No. 88 did not enter the finals, but the storm he created overshadowed all the contestants!
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Morning News: This is the latest news from Diaoyutai. Here is a news about fishing.
It is reported that at a fishing competition held at a rural farmhouse in a certain city in a certain province, a contestant was surprised to catch dozens of top-quality koi carp, which were worth over 10 million Chinese coins!
According to officials from the tournament organizer, due to the rules of the tournament, the ownership of these koi belongs entirely to the individual players. The tournament officials have no intention of changing the rules because of huge profits. The following is a detailed report of this news.
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Provincial Taiwan Focus Commando News: Now we once again interview our lucky star player No. 88.
"Hello, Mr. No. 88, how do you feel about the fact that you went from being unable to afford a house to being able to buy a villa and drive a luxury car in two days?"
"I have a lot of thoughts, but why do you have to buy a villa and drive a luxury car? Why do you have to give money to black-hearted real estate developers and those devils? Personally, I have always supported domestic brands, so even if I buy a car, I will buy a domestic one.
Cars. Everyone knows the situation of domestically produced cars. There are luxury cars, but we can’t afford them and can’t buy them..."
"Let's stop this topic immediately. Although we claim freedom of speech, we still have rules and regulations and should not talk about sensitive topics."
"Then why can the country use the Diaoyutai incident to deceive people?
If the country is really tough, it should take back Taiwan. It should take back more than one million square kilometers. It should just send troops to occupy a small island, and then do so many things to show off, so as to show off.
Are you a hardliner?
To be truly tough, you need to do things in a high-profile manner and behave in a low-key manner, but now, it's all the other way around.
When it comes to boycotting, you should speak with actions, not words.
It is a free island now. The big islands have been destroyed. Why do we need to waste so much saliva if we want to occupy a small island? If we occupy it, we will occupy it.
So what if the island belongs to Taiwan? Doesn’t Taiwan belong to China?
Folks, when it comes to boycotting, it doesn’t mean that I am already boycotting a certain product just by talking about it. It means that we are boycotting with actions, and government departments should also boycott from the source!
Anything that should be boycotted should not be imported. In this way, even those foreign-loving guys can’t buy it if they want to. Even those guys who dare to buy it from abroad will be caught at the customs and sentenced to smuggling contraband.
If you put on such a big label of treason, I won’t believe that the goods of the American imperialists and the remnants of the island country, as well as the sticks and European devils can still enter our big market!
China has a population of 1.45 billion, and its domestic demand is a huge super market. If everyone supports domestic brands, can't China have a few big companies like rotten apples? Can't China have its own Ferrari and Mercedes-Benz?
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Are the government departments just clinging to Audi Santana’s lap?”
"Children's shoes, don't be jelly! If it weren't for this special period, your words would have been ignored!
Well, actually I have been holding it in for a long time. The root of China is that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!
As long as those officials lead by example, we Chinese people are the best group of lovely people to fool. If you say you want to boycott, then everyone will definitely follow suit.
So please trouble those big guys, in the future, be more low-key when using foreign products, and be more cautious when using domestic products. To be honest, we ordinary people really can’t afford those imported things.”
This location reporter is crazy. He dares to tell everyone's inner thoughts. He doesn't want his job anymore.
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Wu Li looked at a sports weekly in his hand, grandma!
The headline on the front page turned out to be that of No. 88, with a silly face that grinned up to his ears!
Now the fishing competition in Wujia Village is a big deal!
Even the sports weekly newspaper put the gossip news on the front page. Now it is difficult for the Wujiacun fishing competition to be popular.
Because those gossip newspapers have already made it clear to No. 88 and Wujia Village fishing competition with various gossips. Wu Li has been closed since last night and refused all strangers to come to the door.
Four vicious wolf dogs guarded the courtyard gate, Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua guarded the backyard and the wall. Wu Li, the so-called mysterious boss behind the scenes, could now quietly laze around under the grape trellis.
Whoever wants to watch the damn final can watch it. Anyway, I am not going to join in the fun.
In the eyes of everyone, a very stupid and naive rich man, in the eyes of the paparazzi, he is now a piece of cake in the eye of the storm, and everyone is happy to come and take a bite.
Wu Li is now worried about the big gathering of the whole village in the ancestral hall in the evening. Today's finals are over, and he still has to give awards to the contestants. This can be postponed, but the old patriarch gave a death order. In any case, this big gathering tonight, Wu Li
Li is a pig's horn and must be present. If he dares to hide at home and never go out, then don't blame him for being rude to the younger generation. The fight will be carried to the ancestral hall.
Okay, let's just wear a hair cover and go out at night. Anyway, everyone knows that the owner of the farmhouse is a bald man. He grew a head full of black hair overnight. Wow, I don't know how many paparazzi can believe that I am that person.
Very silly and naive with a big bald head.
"Big brother, let Yaya turn into three peaches for breakfast!"
Well, early in the morning, the greedy little white flower Qin Lan instigated her little cousin to come to Wu Li to beg for peaches. Who knew that the peach Wu Li conjured last night conquered her all at once.
Of course Wu Li knew that this little girl was not so greedy, and it was impossible for little sister Qin to be so greedy. It must be Qin Lan's little white flower who wanted to eat it but was too embarrassed to go and beg for it, so he had to send this little girl over to run errands.
Already.
"Big brother has no magic power today, so I'm not going to do any tricks."
"Ah, then the eldest cousin can't eat peaches!" Yaya was exposed when Wu Li tried her.
"It's okay. My brother has already prepared peaches and snacks for Yaya and your eldest cousin." Wu Li took out a basket from the other side of the rocking chair, which contained several large peaches and some melon seeds.
There were pine nuts and sugar-roasted chestnuts, etc. The basket was a bit big and there were too many things, so it was obvious that Yaya couldn't lift them.
"Oh, I can't lift it." When Yaya mentioned it, she couldn't lift it at all!
"Brother, I have lost all my magic power today and I have no strength at all. Yaya, go and ask your eldest cousin to come over and carry the basket. We can't let that little golden-haired monkey see so many delicious things and have to snatch them all away.
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"Yaya is going to call the eldest cousin right now. Brother must keep watch for us and don't let that greedy monkey come and steal food." Wu Li couldn't help but feel happy when he saw Yaya running staggeringly into the hall.
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I don’t know if Qin Lan, who has always been at odds with me, would have a wonderful expression on her face after hearing that Yaya was having sex with her!
In less than three minutes, Qin Lan, the little white flower, rushed out of the hall and walked towards Wu Li with her almond-shaped eyes wide open. Yaya, who was behind, had to trot to keep up with the steps of the cousin in front.
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"What do you mean, you lazy guy!" Qin Lan, the little hot pepper, had already arrived before he arrived.
"What do you mean? It's not interesting! I can't stand it just because you're such a glutton and you want to eat, and Yaya comes over to run errands. So, whoever wants to eat can take it. I've always been
He is very generous and always responds to requests."
"You! You are such a greedy and bad guy! You really piss me off. Who cares about your things?"
"Well, Yaya accidentally let it slip just now, saying that her eldest cousin wants to eat peaches. I don't know who Yaya's eldest cousin is!"
"You're the lazy one!"
"Hey, little white flower, do you really not want this basket of snacks?"
"Who said no? Yaya hasn't had breakfast yet. I'll bring it back to Yaya for breakfast."
"Children at the reservoir can receive free milk. If you pretend to be Yaya's parent, you can also receive a free cup of milk. Otherwise, even if you want to spend money on it, you won't be able to buy pure milk.
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"There are peaches, I don't want any pure milk." Xiao Baihua accidentally let it slip.
"Tch, you don't want it. Yaya is just growing up, so she can't let you ruin her body like this. Yaya, go to the reservoir with your little cousin later to get milk to drink. If you drink that pure milk, you can
It makes the skin soft and supple.”
This guy Wu Li just wants to tease the little white flower Qin Lan, so this boring morning is not so boring.
"You guy, you might as well die if you don't go ahead!" Xiao Baihua said angrily, then turned around and walked towards the hall with the basket in hand.
"Hey, bald brother, didn't you enjoy teasing my sister just now?"
Another little white flower, Miss Qin, soon sneaked up to Wu Li who was concentrating with his eyes closed, and suddenly patted Wu Li, making Wu Li startle and laugh.
Wu Li's Seventh Sense is very good, but it's a pity that Miss Qin has already arrived by his side. He didn't realize that this girl was going to do something mean to him.
"Ah! What are you talking about, little white flower? How could I, a gentleman like me, molest a little girl?" Wu Li couldn't admit that he had just molested Qin Lan, that little white flower.
"Tch, I don't know what kind of person you are, Brother Baldhead! Although that little girl Yaya understands what the adult world is like, her imitation ability is superb."
"Even if this is the case, I will never admit that I have molested your sister! Whoever likes to molest Little Pepper can molest her. Even if I want to molest, I am more willing to molest you, a genius little white flower.
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"Humph! If you dare to tease me, I will report you to Sister Yuan Fei tomorrow."
Little sister Qin is not afraid of Wu Li, who is a talkative guy. She has a super trump card in her hand.
"Quack, that's all you did. If I teased you, a little white flower, today, would you really tell that girl Yuan Fei?"
"Well, I guess I will definitely do it! But, bald brother, you just have a more powerful mouth. I'm not afraid of you teasing me with your mouth. If you dare to touch me, huh, then, then
The anti-wolf skills I learned will come in handy. I would like to see if it’s your balls that are harder, my bald brother, or my knees.”
"I'll go, there's no need to think about it! It seems that you can't touch me casually, little Baihua, but I still like to tease little girls with my mouth. How about we have a kiss?
In this way, kissing is not within the scope of touching."
"Bald brother, you are so evil! I will ignore you. I am going to the reservoir to get free milk."
At night, there may be no more. If it’s not there by 11 o’clock, don’t wait. (To be continued)