If you want people to perish, you must first make them crazy!
"Sister Yuyu, what's wrong with these people? Why are each one weirder and scarier than the other?" Seeing that Wu Li couldn't find the answer, Yu Xiaobei suddenly thought that they were a family five hundred years ago.
Next to Bingniu, Yu Bingqing, who was very familiar with it, took Yu Bingqing's Bingbing hand and prepared to ask the knowledgeable Sister Yuyu whether the jadeite had gone up or down.
Unexpectedly, I inadvertently looked towards Jade and saw Chairman Bao, whose face was as dark as ashes on the bottom of a pot!
The blushing buyers were as red as monkey butts!
The old man Shangguan is as pale as snow! And the young master Zhong Qing is as pale as a green devil.
Of course, my brother-in-law, who has a calm face, has dark skin, but there are gray and white stone chips all over his face. It is really speechless to see his calm face mixed with black and white, and still pretending to be funny.
It doesn't work.
After Yu Xiaobei glanced at a large number of brilliant facial expressions, although she felt a little bit, she still couldn't help but want to know the exact answer from Sister Yuyu.
"So the jadeite has gone up!" Although Yu Bingqing has always been cold and unwilling to talk to strangers, her relationship with Yu Xiaobei is not so good. Since Yu Xiaobei is so thirsty for knowledge, I can help her solve her doubts with one sentence.
She still won't shirk things.
"Brother-in-law's gambling has gone up? Is it true? Sister Yuyu!" Yu Xiaobei's ears are not faulty, she is just a little suspicious. Even if she doesn't confirm it, she still feels panicked.
Two billion, how many bags and lollipops would I have to buy if I gave it to myself?
"Really, the bet has gone up." Yu Bingqing repeated with certainty.
To be honest, she never gambles herself and hates others gambling.
I even hate businessmen like Wu Li and Young Master Zhong, who gamble huge billions to gain wealth through opportunistic means even if they don't agree with each other. Businessmen have to use business methods to gain wealth, like
In this way, the money gained from gambling comes easily and goes quickly, but in the end it is all in vain.
"Impossible. This jadeite has only been broken into such a small piece. It is impossible to count it as broken! If this jadeite were completely broken down to one level, it would be just a piece of porridge. Other places are even more rubbish than shit. This jadeite
It still collapsed! President Bao, I ask that we continue to untie it!"
Young Master Zhong's young face turned white and blue, blue and purple, purple and black, and then pale in the black, pale and flushed. The speed of this change of face was extremely fast, which made people pay attention to this guy all the time.
Many people marvel at the magic of nature. It is so mysterious that a chameleon can disguise itself as a human.
"Boss Wu, look, since Boss Zhong said this, you should also understand that it is said that it has already increased, but this increase is still very risky. The bet is that all the land inside will be evenly converted into
It's porridge, and the color distribution has become more rational.
Look, is this jadeite going to continue to be unraveled? If you don’t understand it, I’m afraid Boss Zhong won’t be convinced even if we say it’s been unraveled.
Because what Boss Zhong said is also true, and it is extremely possible for that situation to exist. So whether the jadeite really rises or collapses, the best way is of course to continue to unravel it by a few centimeters, and there will be enough chances.
Determine whether the jadeite has risen or fallen."
Although President Bao's face is still dark at the moment, and there is nothing that can be done about it. Who can say that his face is naturally dark, but when he talks to Wu Li, he already shows a pleasant look.
Attitude, present facts and reason to prevent Wu Li from using the topic to get angry and continue to embarrass himself and those buyers.
"Just solve it! This jade will only rise and fall as it is solved. There is absolutely no reason for it to rise and collapse now! Master, do you still have the strength to solve it? If so, I will be optimistic about your craftsmanship and help you.
This jadeite will be cured after a weight-loss and fat-removal surgery." Wu Li saw that President Bao was soft, so he didn't be sharp-tongued towards this guy, but instead scolded the master who was still bundling local cigarettes that cost five yuan a pack.
He waved and motioned for this guy to come over and continue to untie the jade.
"No problem. But boss, the waisted part in the middle of the jadeite must be removed with a grinder. It's better to cut the two flat ends with two knives. Not only is it faster and saves time, but it can also cut out two pieces of jadeite.
Come on. Even though the jadeite from the shit land is only worth hundreds or even thousands of dollars, no matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still pure natural meat!" This stone-exfoliating master looks like a smart guy!
"You're right! I'll draw a line and you can just cut it off. Then I'll take these two large pieces of natural jade meat from mosquito legs and make a small cut of it for you."
Wu Li originally wanted to tease the guys for a while, but it turned out to be a bit late. Staying up late was not only detrimental to the physical and mental health and beauty care of a large number of girls, but it also made several guys who were worried about themselves worried.
Those guys who look down on us countrymen have been complacent for too long, which is not good! If you want your enemies to perish, let them go crazy first!
Wu Li raised the corner of his mouth and smiled mischievously. He traced the two ends of the pillow-like jade back and forth for a long time before drawing a black line on each end.
This pillow-like jadeite is completely symmetrical. To the naked eye, the two lines drawn by Wu Li are as if they were measured with a ruler. Not only are they incredibly straight, but the symmetry on both sides is even worse.
A high degree of perfect consistency is maintained.
This guy is pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger!
It turns out that this guy is the last fisherman!
That Mr. Zhong and the old man Shangguan, this time I am afraid they are going to follow the old saying, hunting geese all day long, one day they will be pecked and blinded by geese.
"Master, just follow these two lines. If it goes up, I'll give you a big red envelope."
Wu Li has always liked the feeling of being a money-splitting boy.
He himself had also thought that by being able to obtain such a space ring, this thief might have wanted to use his kindness and hatred of the rich to perform charitable deeds by helping the rich and helping the poor.
If you are used, then you will be used. Anyway, you have done more good deeds, spread wealth and accumulated virtues. If there is an afterlife, you can always use your merits to offset some of your bad words in hell, so as to avoid the tongue-twisting hell.
Be miserable.
"Boss Wu is really a good guy. Just look at it. I'll make sure that when I apply these two swords, they will be exactly the same as the line drawn by Boss Wu." Master Jie Shi heard that the two pieces of mosquito legs were his own.
After receiving the bonus, there was still a big red envelope, and the mood was so high that even his sallow face, which was a bit overworked, looked a little flushed.
Wu Li did not expect that he would accidentally get a good guy card, but fortunately, this card was not sent by that girl Yuan Fei.
If that girl Yuan Fei had given her a good person card, saying that she was only suitable for being a normal friend or a little brother, then she would definitely want to die.
Is there anything else in this world that can make a person more sad than heartbroken if being sent a good guy card by the woman he loves?
"Little brother, the two lines you drew are really straight. Have you practiced before?" Brother Afu found an excuse and wanted to explore the background of Wu Li, a bald country boy.
"I learned some simple mechanical drawing before. When I was young, I liked to draw circles and crosses on the sand when I had free time." As soon as Wu Li was free, he still became poor.
"Uh, making crosses in circles? You can also make crosses in circles? Isn't that for making?" Look at the way Brother Afu winked and winked, and it looked like he was making crosses in circles.
He is also a person of lust.
"My circles and crosses are always drawn, not made. If you don't believe me, I'll show you now?" Wu Li said, "I am a good person because my head was full of melon seeds just now. I want to do good deeds and accumulate virtue. All of a sudden
He also failed to switch from the mode of a moral superior to a wretched nature, so he made a serious mistake.
"No, no, no, little brother, let's go back to the hotel and close the door with your girlfriend before doing this kind of thing. It's really indecent to perform live in front of a large audience! But, little brother,
If you insist on doing it on the spot, it’s quite exciting.”
I go!
What is this?
Wu Li was immediately brought back from the fantasy of being a moral superior by Brother Afu's words that he would die if he was not obscene. He cursed in his heart that his brain was really rusty, and he actually imagined that he could become a Taoist priest or something.
, what are you talking about, I am a mortal, I am wretched, and that is what a serious person should do.
"Well, since Brother Afu wants to see it, then I will perform it for you!" Wu Li smiled at Brother Afu, then turned to wave to Zhou Xin and Yu Xiaobei and said: "Xiaobeiniu, girl Xin
, come here for a moment."
Oh my God! Could it be that this little brother wants to broadcast a live broadcast of a double flight?
Brother Afu looked at Wu Li in disbelief, feeling like he wanted to kneel down and worship the great god.
This guy is so tough. How dare he want to have sex with two big girls in broad daylight?
"What are Brother Afu thinking? His expression is so crazy?" Wu Li couldn't help but feel happy when he saw Brother Afu's dumbfounded look.
"Little brother, are you really going to make a circle here?" Brother Afu still didn't believe that what he heard was not an auditory hallucination, so he wanted to confirm again whether he heard correctly.
"Yeah, what's the problem?" Wu Li replied nonchalantly.
"I can only say, little brother, you are so awesome! My brother really admires your fearless spirit!"