"Come here quickly, my gun will go off if you try too hard." The young master saw the two girls walking at a snail's pace. The three-meter distance had already been covered for three minutes and they hadn't covered even half of it. Could it be that these two girls were walking at a very fast pace?
Are you taking three steps forward and two steps back?
"No, please don't, why don't we go faster!" Yu Xiaobei, who had seen this kind of battle, was so frightened that the young master Zhong pointed the muzzle of the sand eagle at him from time to time, and almost cried.
"Don't be afraid. What are you afraid of? I don't want to eat you. I just want you to play the trumpet for me so that an old man can push a double cart."
Young Master Zhong Lian had already taken out his gun and fell out with everyone. Of course, he was happy this time. Anyway, after finishing this job, he would fly away immediately, go to Bangzi Country, change his face, and live happily in the world.
The shamelessness of this guy was beyond the expectations of everyone present. Just now Wu Li was just joking about making circles and crosses, but this guy actually dared to take out a bird and blow the trumpet for others in public!
"Police, put your hands up! Don't move!"
Yu Dan, a violent girl, always hated evil, but when she saw that Young Master Zhong could be so shameless, she couldn't help but yell loudly and prepared to shoot this guy.
Young Master Zhong heard such a loud shout, and his hand holding the gun trembled in fright. When he heard the bad police lines in the movie and TV show, he almost threw the gun away.
"Pull your rocks away. I don't want to help you drag back a pile of bricks and waste my money on dissolving the stones."
But when he was about to throw away the gun and raise his hand, he accidentally saw the policewoman claiming to be a policeman touching the thigh of her leather pants, and saw the shadow of a gun there!
"You idiot, dare to scare the labor and management! You are impatient, right? What are you going to pay for? There is no use in paying for it all the time. You only have a bird's nest, so what about the gun? The labor and management now have a gun in their hands.
Only a pistol,* a meat gun. If you don’t want to eat the peanuts from the pistol, just come over and drink the thick soy milk from the labor gun.”
Young Master Zhong saw that Yu Dan didn't even have a gun on him and dared to pretend to be a policeman to scare people. He was furious. When he saw that Yu Dan was wearing a tight black leather jacket and leather pants, his figure was so hot and sexy.
, this* actually set up a small tent.
In this situation, only he can get hard without any pressure. After Yu Danjiao shouted, she habitually touched the gun on the outside of her thigh. Unexpectedly, she touched it.
My own tight and slippery leather pants.
Yu Dan was dumbfounded on the spot. When he went on a trip, his gun had already been handed over to the gun warehouse. It was the pistol he had brought here.
"You violent girl, you have no brains, and you still raise your hands. Do you think this is a comedy trilogy played by a short guy?" Wu Li was being pointed at by a gun, and he seemed to be okay, and he even thought about killing him.
Use your words to tease Yu Dan, a violent girl.
"Labour and management didn't ask you to speak, but you dare to speak casually, Ni Ma, slap you to death!" The young man Zhong saw that he had put the pig horns aside and forgot to deal with them. He didn't know how to pretend to be a grandson before he dealt with them, and he still dared to do so.
He pretended to be an uncle at gunpoint.
So Young Master Zhong raised his hand and slapped Wu Lihei on the face.
"OK, stop pretending to be an uncle here, I won't play this childish little game with you!" Wu Li firmly grasped Young Master Zhong's forearm and slapped him in the face.
If you slap me, you will really lose face.
"It hurts... it hurts me to death! Let me go, if you don't let me go, I'm going to shoot you!" Young Master Zhong's left hand was held so hard by Wu Li that the bones seemed to be pinched and it almost hurt.
It's gone deep into the bones.
"Idiot, you didn't even turn on the safety, you fired a gun!" Wu Li quickly grabbed the sand eagle in front of him with his right hand and pulled it away from Young Master Zhong!
Then he held a few guns and fired six shots into the sky.
"Little Beiniu, little Xinxin, I will stew pigeon soup for you tonight to calm your shock." Wu Li shot six times and shot down eight pigeons from a group of pigeons that were flying overhead.
"My grandson, you are a little too young to play with a gun in front of grandpa! There is still a bullet in this gun. Grandson, tell me, do you dare to shoot my head full of sperm? I just need to be gentle.
Just pull the trigger lightly, and with a bang, your red and white brain will explode like a watermelon shot by a gun, it will explode brightly!"
In just the blink of an eye, the person under Sha Ying changed hands.
"Bang... Blow the hell! There's a use for being cool with a gun. Killing someone will pay for life. You bastard, if you kill labor, labor and labor will make your life worse than death."
"Let me go, you are a very talented kid. You can't be fooled by your coolness with a gun, but this gun can make you look useless! Do you want to try, do you want to try to be the last eunuch in China?" Wu
I couldn't help but feel happy when I saw that Young Master Zhong was so stubborn and dared to speak so harshly. Are you trying to play tricks with grandpa? Then just play it!
"You...you dare!" Young Master Zhong knew that this country bumpkin would not dare to blow his own head off. With so many people watching, intentional killing must be punished with life.
But if you blow your own little head, it might be impossible!
As long as there are no dead people, everything can be settled with money. Of course, even if there are dead people, everything can be settled with money.
But I'm afraid this country bumpkin still wouldn't dare to blatantly kill his father's energetic self.
"I said, do I dare? I'll destroy your little toothpick with one shot. As long as it doesn't kill you, I can at most pay some medical expenses, lost work, mental loss and so on. If your father is afraid that he won't have a grandson to hold, I will
I can do it for you. Besides, the gun just went off, and I didn’t do it on purpose. By then I can even get rid of the charge of intentional injury! Besides, didn’t I bring someone here with me, so why do I have to do it myself?
Well! Monkey, come here and cut off this guy's little toothpick with a small nail clipper! Finally, throw the two eggs to the ant nest, crush them and feed them to the ants." Wu Li has always been a bad guy.
Yes, if you don’t mess with him, he will still mess with you if he doesn’t like you.
If you make him smile at you, you deserve to be in trouble.
"Well, I forgot to bring my nail clippers, but I brought a knife with me! I'd better use it for cutting. This knife is a bit blunt, but if you pull it back and forth hundreds of times, you can always cut off a small toothpick!"
Monkey is such a noob. He took out a jet black knife from somewhere on his body and quickly played with the shining black knife in his hand. It seemed that he was really worried about the act of cutting someone's machine.
So interested.
"No, don't come here! You bastard, what are you going to do before you let me go?" Young Master Zhong was really frightened this time.
Wu Li's bald head didn't dare to shoot, but it really didn't mean that the thunder monkey who came towards him didn't dare to use the knife. If the little machine's little balls were really cut off and fed to ants, then he really wouldn't be alive for the rest of his life.
!
Is it possible that I have to go to Thailand, change from a young master to a young lady, and then come back to sell chrysanthemums?
Don't even think about this matter, not to mention that all these guys have murderous looks on their smiling faces. It's obvious that my performance was too successful just now and has angered these guys.
This person who was angered would definitely not dare to cut off his family heirloom!
I am a single seedling, so I cannot live without this thing.
"It's nothing. I'll give you three heads for everyone to keep you company, and then you can get out. I'm warning you not to play tricks, otherwise..."
There was a loud "Bang!" sound that scared Young Master Zhong to the point where he almost wet his pants!
This bastard bald guy shot himself in the crotch!
"I'm leaving. I'm leaving right away!" Although Wu Li's sand eagle no longer had bullets, the knife in the monkey's thunderous face could not surpass his own penis and he was gesticulating about it. It really made people urgent.
ah!
Seeing that this guy was leaving as soon as he said he was leaving, Wu Li couldn't help but shouted: "Stop!"
"What else do you want to do? Isn't my card there?" Master Zhou didn't expect that he wanted to leave, so why didn't he let him go?
This is the same guy who just told me to go away.
"Take your stone away. I don't want to take a bunch of scraps back and waste my money on dissolving the stone."
Wu Li really looked down upon this guy's 200 million stone. He said it cost 200 million, but the jadeite extracted was worth tens of millions.
Now Wu Li looked down upon these rubbish stones. This batch of stones included top-quality jadeite stones, but he had picked them all out.
There is another one in the evening. Now the old farmer is working overtime and smashing flowers. The current position on the flower list is very popular. The old farmer still wants to stay on it and even explodes the old chrysanthemum in front of it. (