"Boss, you see, I, Lao Heng, still have some uses. I can be the boss's human shield, and I can also entertain the atmosphere. You can use Lao Heng as your little brother, that's right!"
Lao Heng helped Wu Li get slapped twice. It can't be in vain, right?
After a performance, it’s natural to take credit when it’s time to take credit.
"You just don't do this, you think our sunflower acupuncture skills are all in vain! Looking at your figure, apart from a big belly, I really don't see anything special about you! You have a big belly
Guy, in addition to being a guy with a big belly like you, with a big belly like yours, he is just a foodie! Let me tell you, if I bring a dwarf foodie home, my sister-in-law will have to call me a bloody bitch
The head is not good! Let me tell you quickly, apart from playing with treasures, being able to eat them, and having a big sex demon living in the melon seeds in your head, what are the disadvantages and advantages?"
Wu Li doesn't just accept it by himself. He has no use value at all. He just wants you to make a living.
"My shortcoming, Lao Heng, is that I have so many advantages! I don't even know where to start. I just talked about my advantages a few times, but in fact there are many unknown advantages. For example, I am as meticulous as my hair.
Therefore, I know how to thread and patch! For example, if you have short hands and short legs, if you want to dig a cellar or something, it will be very useful to me. For example, I am as strong as an ox. If there are no oxen at home, it will be difficult for me to plow the fields.
I'll just pull it..."
Lao Heng seemed to be a child of a poor family from the countryside. Not only could he plow the fields, hunt and produce game, but he could also handle him as a cow.
"Stop! Since you said you are as strong as an ox, let's give it a try! If you can beat us, we will admit that you are a real strongman, and it is not impossible for me to take you in."
Didn't you say you have strength? Then let's practice.
If your strength is really great, I can accept you as a coolie.
Wu Li was proud that he could hold his breath with all his strength, and he still had the strength of four to five hundred kilograms with one hand. If he still couldn't handle this small file, then wouldn't the miraculous improvement of his physical condition through space water be in vain?
"Boss, I told you that I am as strong as an ox. If the boss wants to arm-wrestle with Lao Heng, I am afraid. I am afraid..."
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have something to say, let it go." Wu Li saw that this guy had no sense of being a bitch at all, and was still hesitating when he spoke, so he couldn't help but speak in a bad tone.
"I'm afraid the boss's thin arms and hands won't be able to hurt him." As soon as Lao Heng said these words, the lethality was really too entertaining! Wu Li's arms and hands were originally thick and muscular, but unlike Lao Heng's
The muscles are so tangled that they are thicker than other people's thighs, which makes people want to cry out even if they are not happy.
"Young man, even though my muscles are not as thick as yours, my muscles are all about strength! That guy like you looks like a deformed flesh at first glance. I don't know if it is inflated.
It's because you charged it too much or injected too much water that you got the current effect." Wu Licai didn't think much of this Lao Heng's airs. He said that he was also a member of the supernatural family. Ordinary people wouldn't bully you Heng Heng just by talking.
The growth of deformed people is not as simple as adding the word "yong" to the word "yong"!
"Boss, I must make it clear that I am neither an inflated chicken nor a water-injected pig, nor have I gone to Bangzi Country to fill my body with silicone. I have naturally grown muscles that have been naturally carved!" Lao Heng flexed his arms.
He has thick and short arms, and his biceps are as bulging as a hill.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's go see the real deal on the stone table!" Wu Li felt that it was a very unwise choice to compete with Lao Heng, a man with a deformed muscular body. His inner strength is not yours.
The external muscles of the body can be compared! Only after wrestling with the wrist, you will know what is the existence of the highest realm of power that hides power in the invisible.
"It's a competition. If you're comparing strength, don't think that if you are the boss, I will let you go!" What Lao Heng is most proud of and cares about is his brute strength, which is as big as an ox. In other aspects, he doesn't care.
As for strength, no one can insult his beautiful name of Hercules.
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"I'm going to call one, two, three o'clock to start, you two get ready." Yu Dan is very familiar with the refereeing of arm wrestling.
The Interpol Team holds an arm-wrestling competition from time to time every week, and every time the job of refereeing always falls on Dan, a beautiful policewoman. There are dozens of people in the Interpol Team, including the internal staff, and Dan is the only one.
It's the mother's.
However, this is really the first time that we have encountered a pair of opponents with such a huge disparity in their entertainment spirit.
Lao Heng's arms were strong, thick, and short. They were stretched out on the white stone table, and there were big, thick muscles piled there.
Wu Li's hands are relatively thick and fat-free compared to ordinary people, but when you look at the front of the old model's thick hands, they are as slim as a bean sprout.
This, the temperature comparison between bean sprouts and old tree roots makes Yu Dan very happy just thinking about it!
It would be best for Lao Heng to use his strength and break Wu Li's bald hand directly. That would be very heartbreaking for my aunt!
Who told this bean sprout to overestimate his ability? Who told this gangster to dare to anger my aunt?
Yu Dan couldn't help but feel even more happy when he saw Wu Li pulling his hand long and lowering it a lot, so that he could hold it on the same level as Lao Heng's hand.
Anyone who has ever broken arms knows that those with short hands always have the advantage, because if someone with long hands wants to hold the short hand, the verticality of the arm will not be enough.
If your arms are not vertical enough, you will suffer a lot if you raise your wrists.
Unless the guy with long hands has the absolute power to suppress the guy with short hands, otherwise, if the strength is not even close, the guy with long hands will just wait to lose.
"One...Two...Three...Start!" Yu Dan let go of his hand. In front of Lao Heng, a muscular guy, Yu Dan didn't even bother to cheat and beat Wu Li, a stinky gangster.
"Hey! As soon as Yu Dan started shouting, Lao Heng shouted loudly, preparing to use absolute strength to perform a muscle-expanding technique without giving any face to the bald boss!
"I'll go! Do you still want to mess with me? Why are you using so much strength? Why don't you let us go?" Wu Li was violently beaten by the old dwarf. Really?
He almost broke his hand off from that guy, but he was prepared too early for his opponent to sneak attack and win. He used a very familiar and bad move. He had also used a fierce force just now. He didn't expect that the power of this little dwarf was really strong enough.
Able to compete head-on with his own brute force without falling behind.
However, he groaned for a long time and let out a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, Lao Heng held his breath and pushed hard with force continuously. Wu Li's hand was tilted at thirty degrees.
"Come on, big beard, what are you doing here? Wouldn't it be nice to slap this girl to death? Listen to my aunt, you don't have to give face to this shameless guy." Yu Dan saw that Lao Heng was blushing and had a thick neck.
He even exerted all his strength to eat, but the acting was a bit too fake, wasn't it?
You can't even break off the bean sprouts that you keep holding on to in your mouth. Are your muscles really fake?
Is it completely blown out or injected with water, or is it simply worn outside with a muscle jacket?
"It's not that I don't want to, but the boss's strength is really too great." Lao Heng couldn't help but explain, and the breath he was holding was released. He was immediately pulled back by Wu Li, and he even passively counterpressed.
the trend of.
"I'll fight you, boss! I will never lose to anyone in terms of strength!" Lao Heng saw that he couldn't take any advantage in his own absolute field, so he couldn't help but become anxious.
When Lao Heng launched his attack, the muscles all over his body swelled several times, and his strength became more and more arrogant.
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"Isn't this drama too fake? You even used the dwarf warrior's madness technique, but you still can't beat this bald guy?" Xinxin passerby said.
"Didn't you hear this old dwarf keep saying that he wants to hang out with this bald guy? If he loses the bald guy's face in front of everyone, he will still mess around." This is a passer-by level analysis expert.
"The big guys all have their own bastard spirit. Ordinary little guys will succumb to this bastard spirit and have no power to fight back. I think this little dwarf is now shocked by the bastard spirit."
This situation occurs only after the brain is injured and becomes disabled."
"Brother, are you saying that this old dwarf is still a human being on the surface, but in fact he is just a brainless person now?"
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The Internet cafe in the factory has not been open in the past two days, so the update is not very timely. There will be another chapter soon, two chapters in the early morning, and another chapter before six o'clock tomorrow night. As for whether it will be available tomorrow night, it depends on Huahua