Chapter 648: Time and space smugglers are still plane slave owners!
It's a new day, and the fresh and slightly cold air blows through the Wu family courtyard.
"Aqiu!"
"Let me go, who is thinking about me or something!" Wu Li stretched himself and said to himself in a very stinky and stinky way.
"Boss! It's definitely not that someone misses you! It's just that it's been a cold winter, so it's time for you to put on more clothes!" Lao Heng was busy cleaning the yard. Yesterday, the eldest sister-in-law of the Wu family gave him a
My wife Qiaoshouhua made me some tailor-made clothes. Last night I asked myself to take off my tiger skin skirt and put on new clothes.
If you don't show off in front of the bald boss with your bare arms and colorful trousers, why don't you wait?
"I'll go! If you have any new clothes, I'll ask your landlady to dress me a few times. I'm so jealous of you, a single old man."
"Boss, how many boss ladies do you have, and which one is good at making clothes?"
"I'll go! I'll kill this multi-cellular organism like you with a mouthful of salt soda water! With such a harmonious social law now, there may be a few boss wives! Boss ladies, you have to get a certificate from the boss to be considered a boss lady.
You have a stupid head and you don't know?"
"Is the boss planning to give the other boss wives to Xiaomi's mistress or something?"
"I'll go! Since when did I have several boss ladies? Only that girl Yuan Fei is the reserve boss lady! If you continue to talk nonsense in the future, I will deduct your rations and make you half-full every meal. Believe it or not?"
"But I clearly smell the scent of several boss wives in my boss! Grandpa told me that children who lie are not good children!"
"Poof! What a pure old boy! Are you born in the year of dog or pig? Not only are you so edible, but your nose shouldn't have so many sensitivity bonuses, okay?"
"I am born in the Year of the Pig! A pig's nose is naturally much more sensitive than a dog's nose! There is no need for acquired bonuses at all."
"I'll fuck your three-and-a-half pig nose! I won't talk nonsense with you single-celled organisms! Clean the yard quickly, and after breakfast, as a reward for your nonsense today, you will go to the farmhouse today.
Go work as a garbage collector for a while."
Wu Li was so depressed by Lao Heng that he turned around to brush his teeth and wash his face without saying a word.
Lao Heng was also depressed by Wu Li, the bald boss. He just made a few jokes and sent himself to the reservoir to pick up garbage!
"Boss, I heard that there are a lot of watery odors over there in the reservoir. Our company doesn't stipulate that employees of the same company are not allowed to fall in love, right?" Old Heng Nian trotted all the way with his short and thick legs, and then he caught up with the coquettish man riding the black horse king.
Bao the bald boss.
On the field road in Wujia Village, Wu Li, a black man, rode a black horse leisurely. Lao Heng, an old dwarf, followed closely behind the black horse king and his wife with a few small wild boars and a group of large rex rabbits. Such an unharmonious scene would of course happen.
It was recorded for the world to admire! I saw the number one photographer in Wujiacun lurking in the fields, treetops and ditches, taking countless photos of certain backs from different angles! There was no way, Wu Li
He had already said harsh words that he was not allowed to take pictures from the front, otherwise he would be beaten until he couldn’t get out of bed! If he couldn’t take pictures from the front, then let’s take some photos of side leakage and back leakage!
I also followed Wu Li’s back and became popular! Today I took another group of pictures of the alien dwarves from the front, back and side.
I can’t help but think about the photos and videos I’ve posted this time and become popular again. How about this title?
Bald Brother: A time and space smuggler or a plane slave master!
As long as this red-bearded old dwarf goes there, the independent imagination and enthusiasm of the vast number of netizens will naturally be mobilized. The tenants on the 19th floor and the old water bugs in Youkong, don't drown my posts!
Wujiacun's number one official photographer took advantage of his free time and immediately spread out his notebook, connected the data cable to backup and save the photos and videos, then copied them and started pasting them to several standing front positions.
After finishing the work, I closed the book and continued to follow the rare dwarf in front of me.
"I'll go, I want to get on top of that beautiful woman's turbulent waves!"
"If you don't want to miss lunch, put that old pervert in your mind into a small dark room and don't embarrass me here!" Wu Li was speechless for Lao Heng!
As soon as Lao Heng arrived at the reservoir and saw some pretty waitress girls, the old pervert in his head immediately dragged Lao Heng into the small dark room. The old pervert was not really perverted.
Since I have no boundaries, I dare to indulge in oral pleasure, and I don’t have the habit of a pervert to touch beautiful women at all.
But even so, the words and deeds of this old pervert are too contrary to all the fundamental purposes of a harmonious society, which is based on harmony.
"Boss, it's none of my business! It's all that old pervert's fault. I can only stay anxious in the dark room." When Lao Heng heard that he would be hungry if he let that devil continue to perform.
belly, so he fought hard, and finally the east wind overwhelmed the west wind. Hunger was still much more lethal than hunger and thirst.
"I don't care if you are acting or not. If you don't conquer that old pervert, you may have to live with the fifth girl for the rest of your life. Lao Heng, if you clean up all the garbage in the strawberry garden this morning
If it's clean, then you can eat in the strawberry garden at noon until your big belly is full. Lao Hengqian still doesn't want to do this job. If he doesn't do it, I'll call someone else. You won't eat even a big grain in the future.
There are strawberries." Wu Li is holding it with a stick and tempting it with delicious food.
"I'll do it! Why don't you do it! If you don't work, then you can eat the food." When Lao Heng heard that he could eat all-you-can-eat these sweet and fragrant strawberries at noon, he immediately took over the job of picking up garbage.
Lao Heng had work to do and was busy picking up garbage. Wu Li had nothing to do and was patrolling the mountains with a cigarette in his mouth.
Along the way, most of the old leaves of the trees and grass on the mountains have begun to turn yellow. Autumn is already more than half over, and it seems that winter is not far away.
There are enough hotspots in the farmhouse in summer and autumn, enough for tourists to dance and have enough freshness.
But when winter comes, the lush green grass is gone, the swimming pool is no longer fun, the fishing fish are not very willing to go to the ditch, the chickens, ducks and quails are not willing to lay eggs in the cold weather, and there are few fresh natural fruits and vegetables.
There is nothing to pick, and there are no interesting things, so there will naturally be fewer tourists.
The lack of tourists certainly doesn’t matter to me. But to the villagers of the farmhouse and Wujia Village, Wujia Village became popular because of Wu Li’s bald head! But I was able to take photos of Wu Li and some animals together from time to time.
The back was a major blow.
It seems that now is the harvest season for greenhouse vegetables and fruits, and there are some empty fields and forests, so a batch of greenhouses must be built quickly.
Of course, we have to continue to think of other solutions. Just relying on the fresh vegetables and fruits in a greenhouse can attract some people to come and play, but we can't have too high expectations.
As the saying goes, if you can't walk on one leg, then you can walk on two or three legs.
"Chef Jia Xiaoxiao! Come out after your work, I have something to discuss with you." Wu Li thought about it and finally came up with an idea, so he did it as soon as he thought of it, so as not to forget it later.
It's not good if it's not.
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After Wu Li shouted to the fat girl Jia Xiaoxiao who was busy in the kitchen, he found a seat in the restaurant and sat down.
"Boss, have some tea! If you want to have some snacks, just ask, I will bring them to the boss right away."
Xiao Jingjing, a girl with a snake-like waist, is really eye-catching. As soon as Wu Li went to the cafeteria on the second floor, she had already brewed a private collection of tea. As soon as Wu Li sat down, the tea was already delivered to her.
"Just bring me some sugar-fried chestnuts. I haven't eaten enough at home, so I came here to taste the chestnuts fried by the master."
"Wait a moment, boss, the chestnuts will be delivered soon." Xiao Jingjingqian smiled and twisted her waist to fill Wu Li with candied chestnuts.
"Boss, the roasted chestnuts are here!" Xiao Jingjing twisted her waist and held a blue and white porcelain bowl, which contained a bowl full of roasted chestnuts.
"You guys can go ahead, I'll just sit here for a while." Wu Li was not used to girls being too enthusiastic towards him, and now that he had little free time, he could just sit by himself.
"Boss, please sit down. If you need anything, just call me." Xiao Jingjing was really alert. Seeing that Wu Li didn't want to be disturbed, she stepped back knowingly.
There will be another chapter tonight! The old farmer is asking for Huahua. If Huahua works hard, it is not impossible to have three chapters today.
Please give me flowers and votes. If you have the money, please throw it at me. (To be continued)