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Chapter 655: Ugly Eight Eccentrics

"What the hell is this?"

Yu Xiaobei held Wu Li's arms and shook them for a while, and her voice sounded like a combination of anger and coquettishness!

"Don't shake it, I'll faint if you shake it any more! This thing is a pecan! Don't tell me that you haven't eaten walnuts." Wu Li was shaken helplessly and had no choice but to reveal the mystery.

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"This is a walnut? How come it looks like this? How could such a smooth skin be the walnut shell covered with pimples?" Yu Xiaobei couldn't imagine how these green fruits could be walnuts.

Well.

"Whether it's walnuts or not, we'll find out later. You can't miss a good thing. Monkey, let's have a tree each. We have harvested these two walnut trees. When we go back, we will share some with each other. There will be more snacks for entertaining guests this winter in the fruit plate."

It’s a kind of thing.”

Wu Li and Monkey each had a rope tied to a bamboo pole. The two walnut trees were a bit tall and there was no way to pass the bamboo pole up from below. They had to climb up first and then use the rope to pull up the bamboo pole.

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Wu Li and Monkey climbed the tree at such a high speed. The two guys used their hands and feet together, and dragged two ropes below. It was a bit like a big lizard climbing a tree.

Wu Li and Monkey climbed up to the top of the tree, pulled up the slender bamboo pole, and then each found a tree trunk and climbed over.

"Brother-in-law, be careful!" Yu Xiaobei saw a gust of wind blowing on the treetops, and the leaves on the treetops were blown and the branches were swaying. Wu Li and Monkey were also on the tree swaying with the treetops.

Seeing the situation, the girls below were very upset.

"Don't worry, those two guys don't do this kind of work only once or twice. This walnut tree is strong enough, so you don't have to worry about them. What we have to worry about is ourselves. We should stay away and don't get hit by the rain of walnuts.

His head was full of buns." Wu Yong raised his head and observed the distance and wind direction, and realized that the place where he was standing was not very safe!

As soon as Wu Yong finished speaking, he looked up and found that walnuts were raining from the sky. Lao Heng was too active and stood too close to the tree, and the area occupied by this guy was really larger than ordinary people.

Several times the area!

This guy is a loser. The monkey guy made a spoof of a shower of bursting walnuts, which made Lao Heng become a little stiff. Wu Meng couldn't stand Lao Heng's stupidity, so he used

He put a sack on his head and took a few steps forward, dragging Lao Heng, the stupid rat, out of the range of the walnut rain.

"Let me go, Lao Heng, were you knocked unconscious or something? Your head was almost covered with hits and you didn't know how to go outside!" Wu Yong was hit twice on the shoulder and leg, and he felt raw and painful.

It hurts. I don’t know how many walnuts were smashed on the old boy’s shoes that the monkey guy focused on. I’m afraid he was hit at least seventy, eighty, ninety times on his head alone.

Monkey, please don’t take this joke too seriously. If it really smashes Lao Heng’s IQ of just 70 points into 20 or 30, then this joke will not be funny at all.

"Well, the hit wasn't too painful, right? I was thinking just now whether it would be safer to run under the tree or this way. Later, Brother Meng helped me make a choice, so I had to go this way.

Once we run away, we won't have time to think about where it is safer." Lao Heng was indeed Doqi Ba, and his state of mind was so clear that others could not fathom it.

"Lao Heng, your skin is really thick. I don't know if rhinoceros skin or elephant skin is as defensive as yours!" Several people below asked about how thick Lao Heng's skin was.

A fierce war of words ensued. Some people said that Lao Heng's skin was as thick as the skin of an elephant or a rhinoceros, and that the skin of a buffalo was nothing more than a cloud in front of Lao Heng's face.

Some people say that Lao Heng's skin is as thick as the long walls of the Great Wall, because Lao Heng's skin is like the walls of the Great Wall, thick, strong and strong enough to withstand large forces.

And some people say that the walls of the Great Wall are nothing. At the very least, they have to start with the walls of Chang'an City to have something decent. It is extremely possible that it can compete with the protective walls of the military fortress. It is not a fantasy.



The guys below are getting more and more ridiculous. Several girls can no longer maintain the temperament of pretending to be ladies. They are so happy that they are swaying around and losing their image.

That guy Lao Heng looked up at the sky at an angle of eighty-five degrees. Of course, this guy raised his head almost at a right angle not because he was afraid of tears, but because he was looking at the two guys swaying swaying on the high treetops.

If, like me, I fainted from a tree and suddenly had a short-circuit in my head, I was afraid that I would fall down with a squeak, and my elephant would be shattered even if I didn't die!

Lao Heng looked dizzy from below. In fact, the two people above Wu Li and Monkey only saw the walnut in their eyes. With such a small height, they could only be considered to be of average height.

Some nut trees are three or three times taller than this walnut tree, and are not as strong as the walnut tree. These two monkey-like guys can play on the treetops like a fish in water.

"Zhizhi...zhizhi..."

Wu Li was hitting walnuts in response to the wind and the swaying of the branches, when a heavy blow hit his right shoulder, and a little golden-haired monkey jumped on his shoulder.

"Why are you here to join in the fun? Don't mess around. I'm doing high-risk work here." Wu Li quickly warned the golden-haired monkey not to mess around.

"Zhizhi...zhizhi..."

The little golden-haired monkey curled his lips on Wu Li's shoulder and squeaked a few times to express his extreme disdain for Wu Li's behavior of lying without making a draft without blushing.

"You little bastard, you can play with yourself and don't interfere with my work. I can't take these walnuts back and I won't give you any to eat."

There is naturally a reason why Wu Li wants to drive away this little golden-haired monkey.

Regardless of how small this little guy looks, the power contained in his body is on the level of Lao Heng. If he suddenly used a few moves like the Powerful Vajra Palm and the Earth-shattering Palm, he might be like a broken man.

The string kite fell to death with a loud clang.

"Zhizhi...zhizhi..."

After the golden-haired monkey despised the ruthless Wu Li, he turned around and found something more interesting. With a slight jump, he landed among a pile of green walnuts and grabbed one with his paws.

, and smashed down the old red-bearded face that looked up at him at an 85-degree angle!

I told you to grab oranges and dates from me. If this doesn’t hurt you, then you, the ugly fellow who can’t even climb a tree, have to grab persimmons and peaches from me!

"Ouch! It hurts!"

When everyone was discussing that Lao Heng's skin might be equivalent to the defense value of the interstellar battleships that would shuttle through the universe in the future, Lao Heng let out a very shameless voice and was covering his nose with eyes watering!

It depends on Huahua’s situation whether she will finish one or two chapters at night. (To be continued)


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