The night before, we had a home-cooked meal and had a great time eating and chatting. We drank, ate, chatted and spanked from about seven o'clock until about one o'clock when we finally broke up.
At around eleven o'clock, Wu Li got up and fried a plate of peanuts, fried an egg pancake, and took out a large plate of cucumbers.
I cooked a table full of dishes in the afternoon. After a few hours, there was no food to eat. There was only some soup, water, and dregs left on the plate, bowl, and soup basin. Not a single bone was left.
It went into the bellies of Big Yellow, Little Black and five little white dogs.
The day before, the guests and hosts were all together, but Wu Li didn't even clean up the scene. He sent everyone off and lay down on the rocking chairs, falling asleep within two minutes.
It was just dawn the next day, at around five o'clock, when Wu Li opened his eyes, raised his hands, and got up to wash and work.
After feeding the chickens, ducks, fish, and pigs, and other furry livestock, and putting away the duck eggs, around six o'clock, the sister-in-law came with two women to help pick vegetables.
"Xiao Li, hurry up and collect rice for your third uncle. I'll leave the household affairs to my sister-in-law. Don't play with birds at home." As soon as the sister-in-law entered the yard and saw Wu Li playing with dogs and pigeons, she immediately shouted at him.
"Then we'll have trouble at home, sister-in-law. Now that you're here, I'm going to my third uncle's house." Wu Li picked up the newly sharpened sickle, met his sisters-in-law, and then rode his motorcycle out of the yard.
When we arrived at the third uncle's house, everyone was having breakfast.
Wu Li didn't say anything after getting off the car. He took a big rice bowl and filled it with a full bowl of rice. He poured half a bowl of loofah soup into it. He finished a big bowl of rice in a few minutes. He felt that he was not very full yet, so there was still some leftover.
The half bowl was filled with soup and it was all gone in just a few swipes. I threw away the bowl and chopsticks and wiped it with my mouth. It was done.
"You guys are bastards. You can't even finish your meal without delay. You should finish your meal right away. You should leave early and finish work early. We don't want to go to work under the bright sun in the afternoon."
No pain in the waist.
"You brat, if we hadn't been waiting for you, we would have finished eating quickly and left to start work. Brat, after you finish eating, you go to the rice fields to cut rice. It's not like you don't know which field to start from."
Cut it off, don't stand here like a big wooden stake blocking our draft." Wu Yong jabbered at Wu Li and even forgot to take the food to his mouth.
"With Wu Yong" Wu Meng did not forget to express his thoughts while eating rice
In other words, while the three of them were talking, everyone had finished eating, put away their bowls, packed up their things, and got ready to go out and start work.
"Wait a minute, I've only eaten three bowls of rice, and I still have to eat two bowls before I'm eighty percent full." This guy Wu Yong can't be wrong at all if he is called a fool.
"Same feeling" Wu Meng hurriedly picked up the rice and took the time to express his feelings in two words.
The two bastards hurriedly picked up another large bowl of rice. Feeling almost full, they hurriedly grabbed the sickle and chased the large army.
"Xiao Lizi, we lost to you in the third row last year. We are not convinced and we have been feeling aggrieved for a year. This year we have to compete again no matter what." Wu Yong hurriedly caught up with the large army, from the third uncle's house to the rice fields.
It's just over a mile, and it only takes ten minutes to walk to the end of the land.
As the contractor, the third uncle always has a few men who help him with the dirty and tiring work, so the work of lifting the threshing machine and pulling the trolley has long been snatched away by others, and Wu Yong, who is sneaking around and cheating, has not been able to do it.
Wu Meng, Monkey Bean Sprout, not to mention Wu Li, these big men are just wearing long sleeves, long trousers and big straw hats. They only carry a sickle in their hands, and the way they walk is like...
The more leisure you have, the more leisure you have
"Damn it, who have you ever been afraid of? Just come over here. I ate a lot of leek omelette yesterday. I'll make sure you eat a lot of farts today." Wu Li was so proud that he was moisturized by the space water.
For several months, although I have not become as light as a swallow and good at Qinggong, and as strong as an ox and good at pulling a plow, I still feel a little bit like having quick eyes and quick hands.
"I lost a tiger and didn't show off its power. I thought we were sick kittens. Wu Li, you are disabled today. If my brothers don't compare you to a disabled person, I, the second child, will take your surname." Wu Yong became anxious and even ranked the second child.
The unspeakable itch came out of my mouth.
"Quack, I really can't tell who will be defeated. We're at the end of the field. Let's take off our shoes and get into the water and start practicing. Don't do all these useless things like talking." As soon as Wu Li arrived at the end of the field,
I took off my shoes, rolled up my trousers, thrust the sickle into the field, spit in my hands, rubbed my hands together a few times, then picked up the saw-toothed sickle, sharpening it as if it was sharpening the knife.
"Whether it is a mule or a horse, you will know after you take it out for a walk. The old rule is, one person has eight lines, and the loser will give it to the big one to benefit the group."
"Who's afraid of each other? Just a pack of cigarettes. Uncle San came over and shouted, let's start." Wu Yong hates provocative things. He immediately threw off his big sandals, rolled up the corners of his trousers, and stepped into the mud in the rice field with his feet.
With two puffs, he stood side by side with Wu Li, then bent down and prepared to fight for face and wallet.
When the third uncle saw someone betting on a rice-cutting competition, he shouted two words without saying a word: Start
As soon as these two words came out, Wu Li and Wu Yong were seen rushing forward hand in hand. In less than two minutes, the people standing in the row with them were separated by several rows.
Ten minutes later, Wu Yong, who had been working hard, raised his head and glanced ahead. How could this cat-like Wu Li be a human being and put him so far away?
No, we have to pay for gas and cigarettes. It’s a trivial matter. If we lose face, it’s a big deal.
Half an hour later, Wu Yong felt that his waist was about to break if he continued to hold back the struggle, but there was still no figure of Wu Li beside him. He straightened his waist and looked forward. Wu Yong wanted to scold his father.
I have my heart
He worked hard to cut half of the field, but Wu Li was already smoking a cigarette leisurely on the field stem, blowing a smoke ring at himself, and then opened his mouth in joy, the cigarette in his hand was still
He kept making various gestures towards himself, obviously reminding himself to remember to be willing to admit defeat and not to forget to buy cigarettes for everyone.
Wu Yongyang was so embarrassed that he ignored the pain in his waist and simply bent down to cut the rice, out of sight and out of mind.
Wu Li rested his back. He had been holding his breath for dozens of minutes just now. It was no joke. His waist was sore, his arms were numb, and sweat kept pouring into his eyes, which made his eyes very uncomfortable.
After smoking a cigarette, my physical strength was almost restored, and I went to work in the fields.
As Wu Li quickly pulled the sickle, a neat row of straws was arranged in the field behind Wu Li's butt, and the straws in each hand were covered with golden ears of grain.
Two hours later, all the rice in the large paddy field of more than four acres was cut over. The guys in charge of the threshing machine had also threshed one acre of rice. Just now, the third uncle drove the oxen to pull the cart.
I returned home with a cart full of sacks, which contained more than a thousand kilograms of millet.
"I said, did your kid get chicken blood yesterday or did he take expired Viagra? Why do you look at the grains you cut with such a violent method? Today, you kid is doing the work of two and a half people. You are not a human being at all.
You are basically an old scalper in human skin. At your speed, we don’t need a small harvester to harvest grains. It’s so cost-effective to just hire you. All you have to do is take care of three meals and two packs of cigarettes.
, it’s basically like working for nothing. Hiring a harvester for one acre of land costs two to three hundred, which is not cost-effective. We agreed, we’ll harvest the millet in a few days, and you guys can come over and we’ll make cows and horses.” Wu Yong simply lost.
I’m so frustrated today. I worked so hard today that I can’t straighten my waist. Not to mention catching up with Wu Li. At last glance, I didn’t even cut half of Wu Li’s height. Not to mention my back pain and hand soreness. Not to mention that I was beaten by everyone.
I ran a bank and bought two Liqun coins. This guy has lost all his face and money. Why should he charge some interest on his words?
"Go to hell with your old scalper. Grandpa is busy and has no time to make cows and horses for you. Your grandson should go and hire your old scalper brand harvester. Otherwise, your dozens of acres of millet can't withstand strong winds and fine winds."
Due to the rain, if it sprouts in the field, I will be happy to collect it at a low price and feed the chickens and ducks." Wu Li still had a word in his heart, and the sprouted millet was brewed into grains.
Wine is the best, and it saves you the process of germination yourself.
ps: Congratulations on getting rich and get the red envelope