"Haha... this pig-headed doll is so cute! How can it look so cute!"
Yu Xiaobei's laughter made the fat man's old face blush again and again, until the red was tinged with black, and the black was tinged with purple.
Little Beiniu stopped laughing and expressed her final thoughts on the video on the big screen.
In order to verify whether the intelligent system mentioned by the water snake girl Xiao Jingjing was true, the fat man also chose the song Farewell My Concubine to cry like ghosts and wolves howl. Unexpectedly, the good song "Farewell My Concubine" came to the fat man's lips and he sang it
The gangsters are like chickens.
It can be seen that a person's nature will always leak out inadvertently.
"Because the singer was too slutty, the system automatically converted the video into animation format."
Go ahead, when the fat man heard the system narration at the beginning of the video, his face dropped, and he wanted to crash into Xiao Jingjing’s mountain of steamed buns!
Later, when I saw a little fat piglet holding a little chicken being chased by a group of roosters and hens, the fat man was already hitting the transparent glass cylinder on the side with his big fat head.
Hearing Yu Xiaobei's laughter and the laughter of the people around him, hehe, giggle, whir, plop, plop, cheep... all kinds of laughter, the fat man suddenly grabbed Wu Li's hand.
The arm said: "Brother, you must help me with these!"
"What are you talking about? If there is anything you can do to help with this matter, everyone will be happy and let it go. Anyway, your image of a hungry and lustful wolf has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts. It doesn't matter whether you have this animated video or not.
It doesn't matter. By the way, this little piggy is quite cute." Wu Li couldn't hold it in when he saw the fat little piggy holding a little chicken and running around all over the screen.
Feeling like laughing.
If this little piglet were used as the horns of a cartoon, it would definitely be loved by adults, children, women, etc.
"Brother Bald, you misunderstood me." The fat man saw that what Wu Li said was completely inconsistent with what he wanted to say, so he couldn't help but want to explain what kind of help he wanted this damn bald man to do.
!
Let me go, as a guy like me who has practiced the invincible golden bell and iron cloth shirt for several days, do I still care about the issue of face?
Men who want face cannot get girls, just like the bald guy in the past, who wanted face only to go on blind dates to get to know girls.
But ever since the bald brother became shameless, this little girl has been leaning towards him!
It doesn’t matter whether it’s because flies love smelly meat, whether it’s because men are not bad, or whether women don’t like them, anyway, we should all learn from this bald man.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t have Kung Fu in other places, but this Kung Fu on the face must be practiced to the full level and then practice it again three or five times.
"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding? What's the point of misunderstanding what I said like this? Isn't it true every word?" Wu Li didn't think he had misunderstood this damn fat man in any way.
"It's not that the bald man misunderstood my video image, but that you misunderstood what I asked you to help me with. Let's take a step to talk. Some things are inconvenient for everyone to know." It seems that the fat man wants.
Things are indeed not what I thought.
Let me just say, does this damn fat guy still care about his own face? If he wants to wait for that day, maybe only when spring comes for the fat guy, this guy will be able to maintain the necessary posture in front of his Xi Shi.
Be polite.
"Then let's go to the side and smoke one. Don't watch Brother Yali and Lao Heng offering treasures there." Wu Li watched Brother Yali forcefully drag Lao Heng into the recording studio, preparing to have a fine man and
The brothers of the dwarves sang a duet, and couldn't help but feel happy.
"Tell me, what will the video that comes out later look like?"
"I'll go, the beast's blood must be boiling. It's an alien version of the special effects cartoon about orcs and dwarves' love. If you don't believe it, let's look back." The fat man curled his lips, thinking about the fact that he ended up with a little fat piglet.
The image is still worrying.
This guy Lao Heng will not be made into a dwarf warrior from another world. That is because this intelligent system actually has an IQ of no more than 70, which is within the range of mentally retarded!
But with this broken system portraying his own image so aptly, this intelligent system is just a toy with an IQ of over 200 or a high IQ of 250.
"Here you go, fat man, what is there that you need to ask me for help with? Just ask me if you have anything, and I will solve it for you right away. You are my God of Wealth."
Wu Li and Fatty walked around and found the legendary smoking rest area in a corner.
So each person had a cigarette, and each person had a sofa. Although this place was a bit out of the way, it was quiet enough, the sofa was comfortable enough, and the air permeability was good enough. It was a good place for conversation.
"Your friend helped you contact the greenhouse company for this building, right? I see that the bald brother has a close relationship with the director of the greenhouse company, right?" The fat man took a few puffs of cigarette and puffed in, hiding his face.
In the blue and white smoke, Wu Li and Wu Li started talking about serious matters.
"Do you want me to help you find the director of the greenhouse company to build you a glass house like this at a cheaper price?" Wu Li thought he had guessed what Fatty Piggy was thinking.
"No, please stop making wild guesses, okay? For my sister, who has basic necessities other than family and stock trading, these are just clouds! I'm just asking you how familiar the bald boss and the factory director are.
"Is the fat man such a superficial person?
Would you seriously ask Wu Li for help for a small house?
The answer is absolutely possible!
"It's okay, we're familiar with it, right?" Wu Li answered the fat man's sensitive topic very dishonestly.
This answer, if you answer it, is the same as not answering it.
What does "generally familiar" mean? Should we add an interrogative particle at the end?
"I'll go! How mature is it, and is it ready to eat?" The fat man said, dumbfounded by Wu Li's Tai Chi pusher.
"Okay, even if I'm just as familiar with the factory director, the third boss is very familiar with the factory director, and I'm very familiar with the third boss, and you and I are pretty familiar with each other, right? If anything happens, just tell me
"Tell me, don't waste time here, you little fat piggy are annoying you."
Wu Li talked a lot, meaning that if you have anything to say, just say it. Anyway, your help is usually helpful.
"You mean your face is of some use in front of the factory director? Well, if it is of any use, please introduce me to the master who made that intelligent system." The fat man walked around.
, turned out to be for such a purpose.
"Fuck you, you are a pig. Do you have this kind of hobby? Seeing that someone has amazing talents, you want to create opportunities to get close to that guy so that you can have sex with that guy?" Wu Li really didn't understand that the fat man wanted to have sex with him?
Why introduce such a technical person to him?
"Fuck you, you little bastard! My sexual arousal is normal, so of course I have something serious to do with him." The fat man asked for help from the bald brother, so he had to bow his head and say.
If he hadn't been there for me when I asked for it, I would have smashed my bald head with a slipper and it would be covered with bruises.
"Why are you looking for that guy? I'm going to ask for him with you. I can't just say that one of my brothers has a crush on that guy, so let's lend it to him." Wu Li thought that the fat man really had something serious to do.
, but I came here with a little bit of interest.
"I have a stock trading system in my hand, and I need a professional to help me improve it. With the intelligent system made by that master, this is the person I have been silently looking for. As long as my little system is intelligent
After that, I am confident that I can use the 100 million you gave me, bald brother, to build a glass smart house for me." It seems that the fat man has confidence in his small system, but he still wants that thing.
It's not perfect yet.
"Oh, it turns out that Fatty Brother has a unique skill in stock trading. No wonder in this world, you can still make money in the stock market. But, as long as that youngest intelligent master helps you improve the system, you can
That one who makes money home a hundred times a thousand times? This is a bit too ridiculous." Wu Li really doesn't believe that there is such a awesome system in the world. If it is so powerful, how good will the fat man's future be in the future?
"Everything is possible! Today's small systems are really too cumbersome, so many of my opportunities often come up with results, but the opportunities have passed by. If there is an intelligent system that can help me automatically analyze according to my settings,
I was able to catch a lot of big fish. In fact, this system is an auxiliary tool that can improve efficiency. I mainly rely on my judgment to conduct transactions."
When the fat man said this, Wu Li understood it.
"Okay, I'll get someone for you when I get the chance." Wu Li agreed to Brother Fatty's request without refusing or mentioning the difficulty.
The old farmer had a little explosion, and Huahua will have a little explosion too. (To be continued)