"Oh no! I've been looking at it for so many years and there's still no change! I'd better continue to take a nap and wait until I wake up to see what it looks like."
Lao Heng looked at Qian'er eight hundred years later with great interest, and it seemed that nothing had changed. Once the three minutes of excitement passed, he no longer had much interest in seeing the changes in the world from a God's perspective.
As soon as the sleepiness comes up, this guy starts to wheeze!
"It's really rotten wood that cannot be carved! I didn't understand such a good opportunity, and I grew up like a human! It would be great to be reborn in a pig fetus, eat and sleep, and spend my whole life just eating and waiting for death."
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After the old pervert said these words, he remained silent. He was unwilling to talk much in the first place, and he looked at the new planet in front of him, letting the billions of years pass by.
, he looked at it intently.
Speaking of which, the state of the soul is so indifferent that even if I want to close my eyes, there is nothing to close my eyes with!
I'm not like an old dwarf, even if I don't have eyesight, I can sleep with my eyes open.
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"What's wrong, what's wrong! Is there thunder?" Lao Heng felt that he had just taken a nap and was woken up.
"What do you have your eyes for? Can't you see by yourself?" The old pervert has nothing nice to say to a stupid guy like Lao Heng.
I finally saw something interesting. This guy will die sooner or later, so now he is disturbing me.
If he hadn't been a wisp of his remnant soul and couldn't do anything to this two-hundred-and-fifty-year-old soul, he would have already shot this guy to the outer space hundreds of thousands of miles away with a row of overwhelming palms!
"I'll go! How come in the blink of an eye, there's a fight between gods and gods? How long did I take this little nap?"
"It won't take long for the earth to die of old age a hundred times." The old pervert said this, which made Lao Heng really feel a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that he would sleep for hundreds of millions of years, which is much better than Nan Ke Yimeng who only lasted for a thousand years.
I don’t know how many times. Lao Heng took back his scattered thoughts and concentrated on watching what the fight between the gods was about!
If you look closely, you will see that they are really gods! It’s just a fight between the gods from the East and the gods from the West!
Those guys riding flying swords and various magic weapons, throwing magic weapons as dazzling as fireworks from their hands, must be the legendary Eastern immortals!
And those guys riding big lizards with wings should be Western dragon knights, dragon magic gods and so on! There were not many people on both sides, there were about a dozen on each side, but the scene was indeed shocking.
Heaven and earth cry ghosts and gods!
Those guys can move mountains and seas with ease, and can call for wind and rain at their fingertips. Seeing this scene, Lao Heng was so dazzled that his blood boiled.
Just when Lao Heng was yelling at the top of Zhuzhu Mountain, beating, killing, smashing, inserting and touching, suddenly a thick red mist rolled from the sky and the earth from behind the Zhuzhu Mountain.
The familiar dark wind that can power the earth's soul swept past Zhuzhu Mountain, and then passed by the ox-shaped immortals and saints in the sky. Lao Heng endured Ling Chi and saw the thick red fog accompanied by the dark wind blowing past those ox-shaped figures in the sky.
It was as if gasoline had been poured all over his body and a tinder was thrown in, and he suddenly turned into a flaming person!
Then in just a few seconds, these guys returned to dust and returned to dust. They were born in the red mist and returned to the red mist!
Just when Lao Heng's jaw almost dropped to the bottom of Zhuzhu Mountain, the planet made of large rocks that had not moved for hundreds of millions of years suddenly began to shake violently. Lao Heng discovered that the planet on the opposite side was also already shaking.
The big planet of the living planet also seemed to be trembling with convulsions!
Then, Lao Heng felt that after a sudden pause, he started to do somersaults violently.
Lao Heng couldn't stand the dizzy feeling that his soul could turn his brain into paste, so he rolled his eyes and fainted again!
"Good-for-nothing guys only know how to avoid disaster by fainting! I have been practicing Buddhism for hundreds of millions of years, why haven't I learned how to sleep and faint yet?"
In front of this kind of super rotating somersault, which has hundreds of millions of somersaults per second, and a single somersault can travel a hundred and eighty thousand light-years, the soul that has been stirred up is like a lump of paste.
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"Ah! What's going on!"
Lao Heng woke up again and found that he had a body again!
"Lao Heng, hurry up, why are you still sleeping!" Lao Heng was lying on the green grass, feeling his soul return to his body. On the path on one side, there was a tall man with a red beard who looked like him.
The dwarf ran towards him.
When I looked at this guy, it was like looking in a mirror!
Damn it, I just fainted a little, what on earth is going on!
Lao Heng discovered that this world is not the earth. There is a planet as big as the one above, but the moon of the earth is not as big.
So what is this place?
"Well, what's the matter with me!" When encountering something that he doesn't understand, Lao Heng won't waste his brain cells thinking about it. He should just take it one step at a time, and slowly he will figure out what he is like now.
situation.
"Lao Heng, aren't you confused by your sleep? This time the empire is recruiting a group of soldiers, and our city will start an open recruitment today. Have you forgotten such an important thing?"
The old dwarf looked at Lao Heng like an idiot, which made Lao Heng feel more cordial and said, "On earth, everyone looks at me like this. If someone doesn't look at me like this, I won't be used to it."
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"If you go to recruit soldiers, can you fill your belly if you are a soldier?" Lao Heng touched his hungry belly. This is not the earth. So the bald boss, the guy who cares about his own food, is gone. That means that he is in this world.
, I must find a job that can make a living.
As for relying on family, this concept has never existed in Lao Heng's world.
As a huge eater, I can eat any house to pieces.
"Aren't we just preparing to apply for the draft so that we can have a full meal? Run quickly. If you are late, you will not be able to register. If you are not registered, you will not be able to become a soldier, and you will continue to have no meals at home.
We have been hanging on to this life for a while! Besides, as soon as we sign up, there will be ten pieces of dry biscuits and a pot of strong liquor for us to fill our bellies, so that we can have physical strength for the test."
When Lao Heng heard the old dwarf say that there was food to eat and wine to drink, his legs seemed to have wings and he ran like a scud. He asked the old dwarf next to him to follow him and stood at the recruitment point.
At the door, the old dwarf had his hands on his knees, barely breathing out his lungs!
"Lao Heng, let He take a breath first. If I can't pass the first level, I won't be able to apply for the name."
"Oh, you have to pass the customs before reporting to the door!" Lao Heng's eyes darkened at the world. Seeing this short guy say this, he sat down next to the short guy and took a rest.
"Look, if you want to register at the door, you must first open the door and then close it. If you can't open the door, you won't be able to enter the boot camp. If you can't get in, then you can't register for the door.
The door weighs a thousand kilograms, is it okay for you, Lao Heng?" This short guy just thought that Lao Heng, a mentally retarded guy since childhood, didn't understand anything, so he explained everything to Lao Heng.
"I'll go, one thousand pounds. You may not be able to handle this when you're hungry."
Lao Heng had just heard that there was food and wine to drink. Lao Heng, who was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, spent all his energy on running to the recruitment point. At this moment, his butt was sitting on
On the ground, everyone felt hungry and dizzy, their limbs were weak, and their whole body was weak. They said that even if they wanted to stand up now, it would be difficult.
If you really want to have a full meal, you have to push open a door that weighs a thousand pounds, and then close the door to get food. This is ridiculous, isn't it a lie to your father!
Lao Heng was complaining about this deceptive recruitment method. He looked at the door that was said to weigh a thousand kilograms and said in frustration.
My strength is only as strong as a thousand kilograms. I have to push this door open. If there is still some possibility when I have enough food and drink, in my current situation, I am afraid that not only will I not be able to eat this full meal, but it will also be in vain.
Running for a while consumes my energy.
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"Both little guys, they have no strength anymore. Get up, grandpa, have a few sips of strong wine, and quickly push the door open! The important task of saving the world will be left to you two."
Just when Lao Heng wanted to pretend to be a dead dog and lay on the ground unable to get up, so that he could regain some physical strength and fight, an old dwarf with a white beard who seemed to be a little mentally disturbed suddenly appeared in front of Lao Heng and the short brother carrying a big wine gourd.
before.
Finally three chapters are out, but it’s a pity that Huahua is so unsatisfactory. (To be continued)