After Lao Heng and his dwarf buddies drank several gulps of strong liquor, although the taste made Lao Heng want to vomit, he couldn't do it without drinking this wine!
If you don’t drink, you will be hungry!
How can I push open the heavy door if I don't have the strength?
Fortunately, the wine was strong enough, so Lao Heng and his dwarf friends strengthened their courage, pushed open the thousand-jin door, and then closed the thousand-jin door with two bangs!
Pushing the door open means that you have food to eat, and slamming the door shut means that the people outside who can't open the door don't have food to eat!
Lao Heng and the short guys finally had their only full meal in several years. Although the rye flatbread and wild onion salt soup tasted really unpalatable, the ancients had a clear saying: Hungry people do not choose what they eat!
The two short guys lay on the ground for half an hour before they were able to get up and conduct the test.
Fortunately, the old dwarfs who recruited new soldiers knew that the dwarfs who came to apply were all like starving ghosts, so they gave the dwarfs who could push the door in an hour to eat.
"Everyone can pick up a tomahawk and go over there to chop logs until they can't chop anymore! Just keep it up until you can chop it. If you can't chop it anymore, someone will tell you the result of your application."
An old dwarf pointed to the pile of weapons. There was a pile of dwarf battle axes of various types!
In this dwarf country, all weapons are axes and hammers!
The dwarf waraxe and dwarf warhammer are the standard weapons of the army.
The dwarf warhammer is a heavy weapon wielded by those who are gifted with supernatural power in the dwarf warrior army, and even those guys who are gifted with supernatural power mostly like to use a large ax with an ax face like a door panel!
On the battlefield, a whirlwind sweep with an ax can sweep away a large area of enemy troops like cutting leeks. Ever since he pushed open the heavy door, Lao Heng's miserable career began to unfold!
After eating that unpalatable meal, he somehow gained super stamina and chopped wood for three days and three nights, before falling to the ground and falling asleep!
When he woke up, he inexplicably became the captain of a group of new recruits, the dwarf Hua Danzi, and the dwarf guy who gritted his teeth and chopped firewood all day and night became the vice-captain!
The place where Lao Heng is located is a dwarf country.
In other words, when Lao Heng woke up from a faint, his soul was attached to a dwarf also named Lao Heng.
In the dwarf world, everything is based on strength, whoever has strength will go up!
The captain's festive mood had not lasted for more than a few minutes before Lao Heng began the three-month devilish recruit training.
After that, he and a large number of new recruits were thrown into the meat grinder battlefield at the forefront of the human alliance by the army's camel beast vehicle!
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Lao Heng stroked his knee-length red beard and asked the iron buddy next to him: "Are there any breathing humans left?"
"General! There is no one left alive! After this battle is won, the general will definitely be promoted to commander-in-chief based on his merits!"
The dwarves looked at the general with a long diagonal scar on his face. This guy led a thousand recruits from Black Rock City on the front line, a meat grinder-like battlefield, and stayed there for three years!
On the front line of this near-death situation, as the cannon fodder captain, he led the dwarves of Black Rock City to fight to the death. Miraculously, he managed to kill on the front line for three years without dying, and was promoted from the cannon fodder captain to the cannon fodder rank by virtue of his merits.
Captain, and then promoted to cannon fodder captain, cannon fodder commander, and cannon fodder general.
In this battle, this guy kept killing for ten days and nights without rest. He led 10,000 dwarf warriors to block a large army of 50,000 people in this grand canyon and killed them all, regardless of whether they were warriors, magicians, archers.
Almost exhausted!
What kind of an awesome dwarf cannon fodder general is this?
This guy doesn't understand combat skills or dwarven secrets. He relies entirely on brute force and strategy to complete tasks time and time again on the battlefield.
The dwarf commander could not figure it out. General Lao Heng's brute strength was innate, but his ingenuity was more human than human. This was his 250-year-old friend with an IQ of only 69!
"Hurry up and clean up the battlefield, and take away everything useful and useless."
"General, don't worry, brothers are already taking action. I guarantee that as long as it is a piece of human flesh, he will be a piece of bare flesh. Even if he has a steel tooth embedded in it, he will be pulled out and taken away!" The dwarf companion said to Lao Heng every time.
If you have time to clean up the battlefield, you will inevitably turn the enemy into ashes and burn them all. I have long been accustomed to it.
Even the soldiers did not issue military orders from above. As long as the war is over and the general does not wave a big ax and say to withdraw, he will immediately start cleaning the battlefield. All metals and anything worth a small amount of money must be left behind. In the end, the human soldiers will inevitably be stripped.
The naked pigs were thrown into a pile, poured with a bucket of human oil and burned into a pile of dregs.
"Report! There is a human transport team coming to the Grand Canyon twenty miles outside the Grand Canyon! The escort army is about 100,000. The escort army is well-equipped, well-trained, and the personnel are reasonable. According to the speed of the transport team, it can be completed in an hour.
Arrive at the Grand Canyon and enter!”
A dwarf spy rode a strong camel beast and flew over, reporting a major military situation to Lao Heng.
The dwarf troops never pay attention to reconnaissance and always respect strength, but this guy Lao Heng is extremely enthusiastic about battlefield reconnaissance!
The reason why we can always escape death on the battlefield has a lot to do with releasing a large number of scouts and being the first to find a way out of a dead situation!
And in the case of powerful opponents, he can often use the terrain and opportunity to set up an ambush, and he can often turn the battle situation into a one-sided one-sided massacre after he makes three adjustments to the troops.
The enemy's force is small, but this guy also likes to set up situations, and some A's are not A's. This is Lao Heng's style!
In fact, this is not the style of Lao Heng, who is stubborn and stubborn, but the style of that old pervert who gets crazy when he smells the smell of blood.
Think twice before you act, you will hit with one hit!
"Commander, obey the order!" Lao Heng seemed to have weighed the comparison of the strengths of the two sides, and then suddenly his bastard energy leaked out!
"The general is mighty!"
The five dwarf warrior commanders, who looked like extremely ferocious men, immediately made a promise.
"Get ready to fight! If you don't eat such a big piece of fat, how can we deserve the name of our Black Rock City bandit army! The commander-in-chief led his troops to fake defeat out of the Grand Canyon. Do you understand what I'm going to do to you?"
"No, the children are going to cheat the labor force!" A arrogant old dwarf brandished a big hammer, jumped onto a large camel beast, and flew away in the direction of the transport team.
Seeing their commander's beast flying, thousands of dwarf warriors immediately mounted their beasts, tilting their coats and helmets as they ran.
"The second commander and the third commander will leave the gorge entrance and set up ambushes on both sides! When you see the order, immediately rush to the gorge entrance and fight."
"promise!"
Two more groups of men and horses galloped out.
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"The four commanders and the five commanders will set up ambushes on the left and right sides of the canyon, bring all the fire oil, and prepare more big rocks after going up the canyon."
"promise!"
The two groups of troops galloped away again, leaving only Lao Heng's own troops and the escort of his old partners.
"Gentlemen, how about we make dumplings and eat them. Are you afraid of holding on?"
"The general is mighty! Follow the general to the death!"
More than two thousand dwarves were flattering each other at the same time! The sound was so loud that it shook the world.
Let’s see if it’s difficult to complete three chapters today. Huahua is really a loser! (To be continued)