Chapter 693: The Adventures of Lao Heng Mountain Climbing
"Old ghost, please teach me a spell that can help me climb mountains quickly. For example, the human's small lightening technique or the great flying technique."
Lao Heng has been climbing the Tianzhu for three months, but he is still at the foot of the mountain. At the current speed, let alone a round trip every two years, he may not be able to climb to the top of the mountain in twenty years.
If I want to return to Blackstone City in fifty years to enjoy the beauty of those absolutely beautiful orcs, the Swan Tribe and the Fox Tribe, I am afraid I will have to jump down immediately after climbing to the top of the mountain.
However, with Lao Heng's mortal body, the chance of surviving after jumping off the Tianzhu is definitely a duck egg!
"You are a dwarf. You have learned boy skills. Don't even think about these human spells. I advise you to turn around immediately and cut off your beard. Find a good veterinarian to remove the scar. If possible, find a mountainous area.
Go and have fun with Meimei! When the two years are up and your beard has grown, cut a scar on your face and say that you didn’t find those bullshit axes and hammers when you go back! You choose to be free for two years
It’s still a futile climb up and come back after a year.”
The old pervert also regrets teaching this old boy the childish kung fu!
He didn't expect that the dwarf world would have such a beautiful orc-affiliated race, so much so that even if he wanted to watch a live erotica, he couldn't even do it!
A day without sexual happiness is so boring and frustrating!
"Climb up. You don't have to worry about eating and drinking anyway. It's not too late to go back down after eating half of the food! If you continue to climb up, you may have some adventures." Lao Heng has been doing this for many years.
Thanks to the teachings and influence of the old pervert, his IQ has already exceeded 70, and his actions and words are all mature and steady.
"I heard that there is a Dragon Valley on top of this sky pillar. If you, a damn dwarf, meet a female dragon and subdue her, you can ride her day and night and fly around. Two beasts.
It can be extremely satisfying, right?" No matter how talented the old pervert is, he is just an old pervert, and he doesn't have the demeanor of a master at all.
"Even if I'm riding a female dragon, even if I'm yawned by those female lizards, I, a dwarf gold-level guy at best, can be blown away by these demigods who are born to be demigods."
Lao Heng also wants to have a lizard with wings to ride on. This ride is a mount's ride, not a ride that is fun and exciting to ride on.
"Damn dwarf, look ahead. Is there a fool like you climbing up the Tianzhu?" The old pervert's eyes were very strange. He could see the west with Lao Heng's eyes.
He noticed a lot of things that Lao Heng couldn't notice. "Let's see! Where is it?" Lao Heng looked around. Under the guidance of the old pervert, he finally found a small black dot dangling in front of him in the distance.
That size is not much bigger than a fly, but the old pervert can see it clearly.
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"Wait for me! That idiot in front of you!" This sentence was like an earth-shattering cry. After chasing for three days and three nights to confirm that the thing in front of him, which was not much bigger than a rabbit, was a human being, he had already shouted thousands of times.
The chase lasted for half a month. Today, the idiot above finally heard this shout clearly.
After the guy stopped and looked back, he finally made sure that it was a human being or a demon calling out the spirit below, so he sat down on the spot and waited for the idiot Lao Heng to come up so he could go with him. They were all climbers, so it was better to have a companion.
It’s much better to crawl alone!
"Hello, hello, I'm Lao Heng!" Lao Heng crawled in his child's shoes for several hours before panting and crawling under that man!
So beautiful and watery!
It turns out that if you continue to move forward, you will encounter a strange encounter. I didn’t expect that this guy Lao Heng would be so foresighted!
If an old pervert could look at a beautiful woman and compliment her on her beauty, if Yuan Fei was not so different from Wen Jing or the fairy sister, then there would be no chance that he would even say a few words of praise.
For fairies like Hu Mei, the old pervert’s favorite thing to do is to use Lao Heng’s mouth and hands to catch the fairies’ breasts!
If Lao Heng was too stubborn in his desire to have enough to eat every day, the little goblins at the farmhouse might have been killed by the old pervert.
"Dwarf warrior?" The water girl sitting on the green grass looked at the old man with a fierce and unparalleled elephant-like appearance with interest. That's right, except for the dwarf fool, who would
Why don't you come and climb the Tianzhu?
Even if you want to support the sky pillar, you must at least be able to fly. Even if you can't fly, you must have a flying mount. That is to say, guys like the dwarves who lack a string, want to fly with two big thick legs.
He climbed up the sky pillar with only his short hands. At the speed he was going at just now, he wouldn't be able to climb up the mountain even if he climbed for a hundred years!
Lao Heng stretched out his hands and imagined the Chinese etiquette on earth to shake hands with Shui Meimei in front of him. In fact, the real purpose was of course to shake hands and touch Shui's tender and smooth jade hands.
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In the eyes of the old pervert, true beauty has no boundaries. Even if the other person looks like a human being, even if it is really a human being, I still have to have sex with him because I was also a human being hundreds of millions of years ago.
Well, now he is just a double person wearing the skin of a dwarf.
Nainai, Lao Heng, you dwarf, you might as well just consider yourself a dwarf and not be considered a human being. Who told you that you looked like a dwarf in your previous life? In this way, isn't Laogai just a person wearing a double dwarf body?
Just people!
The old pervert was chattering in Lao Heng's head, trying to distract Lao Heng, so that he could take advantage of Lao Heng's unintentional opportunity and gain control of this damn dwarf's body so that he could have sex with the man in front of him.
Shui Meimei is covered in water.
"Stop arguing! I have decided to pick up this girl. No matter how much you argue, you will never get a chance to fall in love with us! Anyway, I fell in love with this beauty, and you can still see it when I feel happy! You are so
The dead soul just pretends it and has no feelings, so what if you fell in love with this girl, it's just a waste of expression."
"I just don't feel it. It's a sense of accomplishment to produce this kind of product! Besides, you can handle this water girl without me taking action!"
"You'll know whether you can do it or not. You'll know if you try it."
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"Hey, little dwarf, we should continue climbing up." Seeing Lao Heng's eyes gleaming and the glistening liquid at the corner of his mouth almost flowing to the foot of the mountain supporting the Tianzhu, the water girl couldn't help but shout out to wake him up.
Guy, if you look at people like this, they will be shy!
"Ah...oh...yes, let's continue climbing the mountain. Well, my name is Lao Heng. Do you know this girl's name?"
When Lao Heng saw the pretty girl standing up and patting her butt, he turned around and climbed up. He immediately came to his senses and chased after her, turning on the invincible mode of checking household registration.
Regardless of whether this girl is a human or not, at least she didn't scream and kill her as soon as she came up. This shows that the difficulty of getting a hold of her has been greatly reduced.
"The water is exquisite."
This girl didn't know why, but she was very cooperative and reported her family name.
"Miss Shui, you came to climb the Tianzhu this time for the sake of your clan's artifacts that landed on the top of the Tianzhu Mountain, right? You told me that you are the artifacts of the Shenmo clan, and I am most familiar with the places where those artifacts rest.
, I will take you to find it then."
Lao Heng witnessed with his own eyes the farce of the so-called Twilight of the Gods. Although those people and beasts returned to dust and turned into a red mist and dispersed between heaven and earth, but the weapons used by those individuals and beasts
, but instead of being absorbed by the red mist, it fell down, and all of it was absorbed by the Tianzhu.
As long as you tell me the approximate location of those weapons, I can actually find them out.
"You are not a good boy who lies!" Shui Meimei couldn't help but feel happy when she heard Lao Heng bragging about not drafting.
It turns out that my charm is quite big, even this old dwarf wants to show off in front of me.
But with his speed, does he look like someone who has been to the top of the Tianzhu Peak?
Besides, once you have been to the top of the Tianzhu Peak, you will know which artifacts are buried in the soil at that place.
Blowhard!
This is Shui Meimei's impression of Lao Heng.
"I have never been to the top of the Tianzhu Peak, but an old guy from our place has been.
When we were children, his old man always told us those fairy tales, and his favorite story was the Twilight of the Gods.
He spoke as if he had experienced it himself.
However, he may be the only demigod among us dwarves who has been to the top of the Tianzhu Peak.
He has not found the artifacts of our dwarves, but he has told the location of the artifacts of several races, including the whereabouts of the artifacts of the human race and the orcs."
"It's a pity that I am neither a human nor an orc. Even if I find those artifacts, I still can't recognize the owner. However, what you said is true or false. You probably know the location of those artifacts." Shui Meimei.
Although it was useless to find those artifacts, those two bright eyes had betrayed her heart.
Shui Meimei, I am very interested in these artifacts.
"That's still a lie. When we get to the top of the mountain, I will take you to see the artifacts. By then, Shui Meimei will be able to see at least a dozen artifacts of various races." Lao Heng remembered that there were several in total.
Ten various items fell to the top of the Tianzhu. Those big guys were naturally impressed, but some items like rings and necklaces might not have been noticed at that time.
It is said that those jewelry artifacts are the most numerous. But Lao Heng seems to have few memories of those little ones.
"With your speed, do you know how many years it will take you to climb to the top of the Tianzhu?" Shui Meimei suddenly asked Lao Heng such a question.
"Probably several years! But it's okay. I've brought food for almost ten years, and the two of us are not hungry." This guy, Lao Heng, always thinks about whether he will go hungry even when he is trying to pick up girls.
This is unacceptable.
"How many years? If you add ten to the number, it's almost the same! Let me tell you, at your speed, if you can't climb even one-tenth, you will starve to death at the bottom of the mountain."
What Shui Meimei said was so serious that Lao Heng was so frightened that he wanted to turn around and run down the mountain.
"Shui Meimei, are you serious? If it took decades to climb to the top of the mountain and you still come to climb, will there be anything wrong with you?" Is this guy Lao Heng trying to pick up girls?
, I still want to scold the girl and run away.
"What's wrong with you is a dwarf. I'm living a boring life. Just think of climbing mountains as exercise to relax your mind." What Shui Meimei said is really ridiculous.
There are people who live so boringly that they climb the Tianzhu and climb mountains to relax. Isn’t there something seriously wrong with this?
How can you waste your youth like this? Exercise in bed is good for your physical and mental health.
This last one is purely the old pervert’s personal opinion!
Today there are three more chapters asking for flowers. (To be continued)