Wu Li stayed in the space for dozens of days. Seeing that the sky was about to break outside, Wu Li was let go by Er Geng's classmates.
It was agreed that they would go into the space during bedtime at night and continue to guide and study the improvement and refinement of the star battleship design together. Only then was Wu Li allowed to go, feeling very heavy-headed.
When I returned to bed, although there were roosters crowing, it was still dark.
Wu Li was just trying to take a nap...
"Boss, get up, it's time to get up and go train!" After the damn dwarf's earth-shattering voice passed through the Wu family's courtyard, there was only a sound of chickens and dogs barking in the yard to protest against this damn dwarf disturbing the dreams of animals.
offense.
Wu Li hit his head on the pillow. Why did this old man become so inconspicuous after a whole night?
Could it be that the boss insisted on waking me up before he got up?
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, get up quickly! The sun is shining on your butt." Wu Li still wanted to ignore this guy, Lao Heng. With this guy's current IQ of 250, he must have shouted that voice.
I already regret it.
But now this girl Yu Xiaobei has a good beauty sleep and refuses to sleep. She runs to the door of her room and bangs the door loudly. How can anyone sleep?
"Get up right now, Xiaobei, don't knock down the door." Lao Heng can ignore it, but Xiaobei Niu can't ignore it. The little girl is holding on. If she really ignores her, the door will not open.
There's no telling if it will really collapse, but this little girl won't give up on poaching people to get up easily.
"We are the poor kid, why did we agree to compete in this hard-working basketball game?
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It's still dark, but the basketball court of the new school is already brightly lit.
What is the training of the village basketball team like? Just look at the basketball court and you will know.
It's just a training game. We all are guys who haven't played in many years. Let's go to the whole game first.
To hell with all the shooting, running back and forth, and strength training.
"I'm going to fuck you, you idiot. If you commit a foul, you don't have to hit the ball with someone on the ground!" The fat man got up from the ground in a hurry. I did it. This guy is a big loser. We are only one meter tall.
An eight-year-old giant-level country golfer was jumped up and slapped in the face by an old dwarf who was less than 1.6 meters tall. This was extremely unkind.
"Well, you can't change your old habits at once. If you hadn't stopped so quickly, Fatty Brother might have wanted to get up in a hurry. I'm afraid...hehe!"
Lao Heng had been crawling among the dead for three whole years. It was always a life-and-death struggle against the enemy. As long as the opponent was not a dwarf, the meeting would be to cut him off with an axe, which was very neat.
But now he is asked to calm down and play basketball. After a while, he really can't change his habit of killing enemies on sight.
"Don't be in a daze, serve the ball to me."
In order to let everyone find the feeling of playing as soon as possible, the rule of free throws for foul layups can be ignored, and everyone can just fight around.
The monkey got the ball from the fat man and passed several guys who were only targeting the ball but not the people. He watched this guy take two big steps and then soar into the air...
Monkey relies on his ability to dribble the ball a few times, and he has learned kung fu for a few days to jump high and far, and from time to time he will perform a series of wonderful dunks.
"I'll go, don't even think about dunking in our no-fly zone today." It was Lao Heng, the old dwarf, who caught up with the monkey and jumped behind him. Unexpectedly, Lao Heng, this guy, was so powerful that he immediately jumped on the monkey.
Behind him, a big hand like a big cattail leaf fan fanned the basketball in the monkey's hand.
"Don't think that if you jump high, you can cover your Monkey Brother's ball."
Monkey is indeed a guy who has practiced kung fu. He used a folding lever in the air to dodge Lao Heng's big cattail leaf fan, then straightened his waist and violently poured the ball into the basket with both hands!
"Well done monkey!"
"Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey, and he is very good at playing basketball!"
"Elder brother, let's do another Yankou."
When a group of guys who didn't know much about football saw Monkey's wonderful dunk, they couldn't help but roared on the sidelines.
No matter who you are, there is no denying that this folding lever dunk is so exciting.
Monkey is just a little bit taller. If he were stretched to death, his head would be only 1.7 meters tall.
Being able to score blue at 1.7 meters shows how amazing Monkey is at staying in the air.
Moreover, this dunk also requires a folding lever action to dodge in the air before the ball is poured in. If this can't arouse everyone's applause, then it is unreasonable.
"Hey, I want to take advantage of Brother Monkey, but I have to practice for eight hundred years." Monkey retreated to a defensive position, not forgetting to provoke Lao Heng.
"Brother Monkey, don't be proud. After I get familiar with how basketball is played, I will treat you to a big hot pot every day." This guy Lao Heng actually knows how to make hot pot now, which shows that he did a lot of homework last night.
do it.
"Boss, give me a ball, and I'll dunk their basket to give them some color." Lao Heng and the others raised their big buttocks against the fat man, and opened their right hands like a fan to ask for the ball under the basket.
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"I'll go, monkey, you grandma, if you dare to steal my ball, you will be dead this time."
Wu Li threw the ball to Li Laoheng, but Monkey suddenly came out, knocked the ball halfway, and ran towards the frontcourt.
Lao Heng was really anxious this time. His short legs were like a hot wheel and he chased the monkey in front of him.
"Don't even think about dunking!"
Lao Heng was making ghost noises from afar, hoping to scare the monkeys.
But monkeys are from the magic horse people. If you can scare this guy with your loud voice, he is not a monkey.
"Hey, Lao Heng, you should just eat my monkey fart from behind."
The monkey didn't even turn his head, he just took a leap forward, holding the basketball high in both hands, ready to smash the ball into the basket, and once he won the applause of the whole house.
"Don't treat the dwarf as a human being!" Lao Heng suddenly increased his speed to the limit and then jumped up.
But, Lao Heng's big words have already been shouted out, and it seems that this time he can really give this arrogant guy like Monkey a big pot.
Or but, but, the senior brother was cunning and cunning, and he felt that Lao Heng's big cattail leaf fan was about to hit the basketball. This guy twisted his waist again, first dodged the ball to one side, and was about to come back and dunk it again.
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"I told you not to dunk this time!" Lao Heng saw the monkey pull the lever again. When he saw that he couldn't hit the ball, he simply pulled the monkey and pulled it down.
"Fuck you, you dwarf!" After being fucked by Lao Heng, Monkey felt his penis go cold. He lowered his head and saw that if the jersey hadn't been long enough, his penis would have been exposed to the world!
turn out to be.
Lao Heng accidentally pulled down Monkey's shorts and underwear.