Wu Li stretched himself. It was another new day, and he could finally return to reality and live his leisurely life as a small landowner.
Finally, goodbye to that damn devil training! Finally, I won’t be trapped by the ideological struggle between humans and animals, whether to fuck my sister or not to fuck my sister!
When I returned to the Wu Family Courtyard, I felt like the sky had turned blue and the air felt so familiar!
Also, in this outfit, Wu Li stretched his arms and waist and twisted his back and waist. It seems that there has been a big change.
"Boss... get up and practice football... it's... ah..."
Lao Heng's sound like a broken gong had just passed through the Wu family courtyard, startling the ducks and pigeons, and then he saw the bald head stepping out of the hall with a very unkind expression. Lao Heng shrank his neck, and even the man who broke the gong was
The duck's cries were intermittent, like a male duck being strangled by the neck. The sound came and went, and finally disappeared.
"Good morning, boss! Look, I've finished cleaning the yard and had a full breakfast. I originally wanted to go practice ball first, but it was Xiaobei's little boss... girl who ordered me to wake up the boss!
Don't blame me, I'll get out of the way!"
Lao Heng originally wanted to talk about Xiao Bei's little boss lady, but when he saw Wu Li, the bald boss's face was so dark that his face was so dark that his bastard anger didn't leak out, so he quickly changed his words and told the boss to get up in one breath.
After explaining the cause of the incident, he quickly ran away without a trace.
"You know the signs, otherwise I will let you taste how terrifying your boss's power is after being trained by the devil!" Wu Li muttered a few words in a low voice, turned to the left and prepared to wash up.
"Boss has been practicing strength training all night, let's give it a try."
Erqi, the bodyguard, had really sharp ears. He was coming out of the kitchen with a bowl of egg noodles. He was still a dozen steps away from Wu Li, and he could hear Wu Li's whisper clearly.
"While eating your noodles, comparing this and that with you guys, that is purely seeking abuse. I said you can't live in a new house? What can we do with you around?
I feel like I have no privacy at all.”
All the young people have moved to the glass house, and even Lao Heng has happily moved into a one-bedroom, one-living house. However, these new guys have to live in the courtyard.
"It's better to let the proprietresses and guests live in the glass house. A few of us young people will add more vitality to the yard." Erqi was wearing a tight black leather jacket and leather trousers today, like a ponytail queen.
He was holding a bowl of red heart and sweet potato porridge in his hand.
This picture is really too disharmonious.
"Looking at how delicious your food is, my mouth is watering. I'd better wash up quickly." Wu Li reluctantly took his eyes out of Shui Linglong's devilish body. If he didn't leave this charm,
If the radiant water girl were farther away, I'm afraid the saliva would keep flowing until it accumulates in a puddle on the ground. It's not as simple as swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva now.
"Hehe...Boss, hurry up. Let's have another hand-to-hand fight later!" Shui Linglong definitely wanted to provoke Wu Li on purpose.
It’s clearly talking about bullfighting, but it’s meant to be a hand-to-hand fight!
Wu Li had to think awkwardly. If he really had a sexual relationship with Shui Niu, would the initiative be in his own hands? Or would it be in hers?
This problem, at least for now, is really a problem!
It seems that I really need to go in there more and enjoy the devilish training of the little-hand coach in the future.
"Metal combat is exciting. When I master sniping, let's go shooting together. That should be more exciting, right?" It's not my style to go back and forth.
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"Come and pick me up, my electric car is broken down." Wu Li was eating porridge when Yuan Fei's call came.
What else is there to say? School starts today, so we have to drive Principal Yuan to school.
Wu Li asked for leave from Zhong Xing's black-faced coach, drove a pickup truck and headed to Yuan Fei's house. Yuan Fei said she was waiting for him at her sister-in-law's house, so Wu Li prepared some cigarettes and alcohol for both families.
Fruit and local produce were left in the back seat.
As soon as she arrived at the door of my sister-in-law's house, my sister-in-law's mother smiled so brightly that her teeth leaked out.
"Her uncle came as soon as he came. Why did he bring so many things? Come in, come in, Fei is getting anxious waiting." Wu Li, who is very sensitive to the seventh sense department, could smell the words of my sister-in-law.
It smells like conspiracy.
"Fei girl, Xiaoli is here, why don't you come out to help carry things?" Being polite is a courtesy. The gift that the guest comes to the door must be helped back to the house first. As for how to return the gift, that is a matter for the guest.
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"Xiao Li, this is Fei girl and her mother. You sit down and chat first, and I'll boil some water for you to eat." Wu Li and Yuan Fei, who had been enjoying themselves with their lips pursed, carried a lot of things into the house.
Finally, my sister-in-law took Wu Li to the living room on the second floor and gave Wu Li a bolt from the blue.
"Hello, aunt!"
Wu Li looked at Yuan Yuanfei and his wife, Yuan Yuanfei, who was full of wind and frost, but could not hide the charm of a mature woman. He was very nervous from the bottom of his heart.
This is the legendary future mother-in-law. This is a person who has to be nervous.
"Xiao Li, why are you so nervous? Sit down and have a cup of tea. Our girl has been living in your house for so long and has caused you trouble. I heard today that you are coming to pick up Fei girl, so I came here to thank you for these things.
God takes good care of my little girl Fei. Just sit down and feel free, just like you are at home." The mother-in-law seemed to be quite amiable, but there was a hint of rawness in her words.
"Aunt, you should take care of Fei. What's there to thank you for? I brought some local specialties to aunt today. I'll go down and bring them to aunt." Wu Li felt that it was necessary to find an excuse to go down.
It's best to calm down and think about it before coming back.
The smell of conspiracy that I just smelled was indeed correct. Today it was clear that a premeditated Hongmen Banquet was waiting for me.
Confucius once said: Don’t fight an uncertain war!
Sun Tzu also said: Know yourself and your enemy, and you will never be idle in a hundred battles!
Wu Li's thoughts were very confused now. He didn't have to worry so much about whether Confucius, Lao Tzu or Sun Tzu lived. It would be better to take Fei Yatou down to inquire about the enemy's situation. I hope he doesn't die tragically today.
"Then let's just go down and look at the local specialties later. Why bother bringing them up? Xiao Li, sit here, I have some things that I want to chat with you about."
Wu Li wanted to find an excuse to escape for a while, but the old mother-in-law refused to give him this chance.
After being busy for most of the morning, I managed to sneak out a chapter.
Huahua seems to have a grudge against the old farmer now. (To be continued)