Chapter 727: My boss is afraid of being entangled with beautiful women
How long does it take for a population to form a population of thousands of individuals in space?
Wu Li has always liked to get two males, ten females and twelve, or just go in. The number of the group will almost double in one or two years. Wu Li probably stays outside for a month or two, that is, before the Chinese New Year, the blue sheep
The group and the four different elephant groups can form a certain scale.
As for how big the scale will be in the end, it depends on what meat the wolves on the ground and the eagles in the sky think are more delicious.
The more delicious the meat of the beasts, the more the group will indulge these carnivorous guys and turn them into a huge group.
Just like giant rex rabbits, they are almost everywhere in space. Their meat is tender and plump. Eating one or two a day will not only satisfy your cravings, but also make you full.
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"Haven't most of the people in the village gone out? Who else can you call over?" The old man knew that in the past few years, in addition to the little bald man and the four skinned monkeys, plus a mute and Da Shan, there was also a man who knew how to do it.
There are no young people in this village staying at home anymore, as they are taking pictures here and there, they are all going out to look for food.
This time we came to hunt, but a few people have returned, but there are still more middle-aged uncles. If we ask people to come now, can we ask those old people, children and women to come?
This is a really bad idea.
"Don't worry, if you make a call, someone will naturally come over." Wu Li took out the phone and looked at it. He didn't expect that there was still a signal in this place. The satellite phone was awesome.
"The less people know about this place, the better. You can't call some outsiders over. Otherwise, they will encounter trouble on the road, or the birds and animals here will be in big trouble in the future." The old man kept looking at the old forest.
It is regarded as the private property of Wujia Village. No matter whether it is flowers, plants, trees, or birds and animals, others are not allowed to come in and take a share of the pie. "Don't worry, we are all our own."
Wu Li now pays more attention to the resources in the forest. Last time Mayor Zhou wanted to develop Bird Lake, Wu Li already regretted taking this big boss there.
So the development of Bird Lake was taken over by me. Just kidding, if the government were to handle this matter, maybe Bird Lake would be destroyed by others.
"Xiaosan, find two villagers who are familiar with ghosts and sorrows, and send dozens of people to carry the things. Make sure they are stable. Tell them to pay attention. Be careful when passing through the Wild Boar Valley. Those things weigh hundreds of kilograms.
The big wild boar is not a vegetarian." If you have something to do, you can definitely go to the mistress.
"Don't worry, it's just a few wild boars. If you poke them with an electric shock stick, they will lie on the ground and be so happy that they won't be able to get up for a long time, right?"
The strong men around Xiaosan who were always serving the big boss heard that there was a mission available, and they all clamored to go. Finally, Xiaosan sent a team of ninety-nine people, and the boss said that he would send dozens of people over, anyway.
I didn't send more than a hundred, right?
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After explaining the mistress, the mistress sent someone over to take care of her. The big mute bear over there came back with two big and one small Sibuxiangs. The Sibuxiangs weighed several hundred kilograms each and made the mute bear sweat profusely.
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"Look, one shot at a time! Sister, my shooting skills are not bad, right?" Yu Dan proudly carried the shotgun on her shoulder, showing off the results of her two shots to everyone, completely ignoring the fierce deer king who was struggling with grief and anger on the ground.
and those who were arrested for protesting.
"Isn't it amazing to shoot one at a time? Didn't you see that we only used three ropes to catch a large group of live animals? If you have the ability, throw away the gun and catch the elephants with one head and two ends like us with your bare hands.
I will admit that I obeyed you, a violent girl."
Wu Li often puffed out a puff of cigarette on Yu Dan's face, causing Yu Dan to choke and retreat several meters away.
"You are so bald and impatient, right? If you dare to criticize my aunt, believe it or not, I will crush all three of your legs with one shot."
"I'm so scared! I've been shouting and killing all day long, so be careful of becoming an old aunt who can't get married." Wu Li curled his lips, not believing how dangerous this girl was when she pointed a gun at him.
Does this girl really dare to shoot?
Besides, the bullets didn't even press, so who are you trying to scare?
"Hmph, you've got the guts! Don't fall into my hands, otherwise I'll have a good-looking kid like you." Yu Dan has said this line no matter how many times, but until now or for a long time in the future
For a while, this girl didn't have much chance.
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"Boss, my mission has been completed. Let me go with everyone to catch the sheep! If nothing else, with my strength, who else will catch the sheep alive than me?"
I saw everyone carrying more than a dozen live dead deer and fawns back. I heard that everyone wanted to catch a few live blue sheep. My hands and feet were itchy and my heart was itching. I didn’t want to go.
Just say it.
"I see you're doing a good job, then go ahead!" Wu Li saw that this guy had picked up a lot of dry firewood, and now he also picked up a bunch of duck eggs and bird eggs. It looked like there was enough for everyone.
After a full meal, if you keep this guy here, I'm afraid it will only be a disservice.
This guy killed the chicken and the rabbit with one knife, and when he released his hand, the chicken and rabbit ran away as fast as if their butts were on fire.
Ask him to kill a fish. His gall is always broken. Can a fish with broken gall be still eaten?
This guy can only do stupid, clumsy physical work, such as chopping firewood, this guy is always good at it.
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"Boss, it's not easy to catch those sheep alive. You see, they all climbed up the rock wall today. We can't catch them on such a steep rock wall." Lao Heng originally thought he wanted to do what he did yesterday.
If all these sheep are nestled in a nest of rocks, if you rush up quickly, you can probably catch one with one hand.
But those sheep now may have been affected by the fact that five big sheep were hunted yesterday. Not only did they climb up the rock wall during the day yesterday, but there were also obviously several big rams standing guard there to prevent them from being hunted like yesterday.
Surprise attack.
"It's okay, we can't catch it, so we are in a hurry. Now we are in a hurry, so we have to let the two guys in the sky come to help."
Wu Li took out a whistle and blew it hard a few times. The two small black spots in the sky quickly grew in size.
Wu Li raised his arms, and within a few seconds, a gust of wind blew over his head, and there were two huge golden-billed black eagles on his hands.
These two big eagles were rarely summoned by their master, and now they were naughtily rubbing their heads against Wu Li's bald head to express their attachment to their master.
"Don't make trouble, Dajin and Xiaojin. I need your help with something serious." Wu Li also rubbed his head against the two guys a few times and contacted them. Now it's more important to do business. If he wants to be intimate, he won't do it after he goes back.
It's not too late.
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"Boss, these two flat-haired beasts are a little too smart, aren't they? It doesn't matter what the boss says." After Lao Heng watched the two big black eagles flap their wings and fly, he immediately went straight to the steep rocks.
Blue blue sheep on the wall.
"You're not bad, either. Don't you listen to this bald guy on everything?" Yu Dan looked at the two big black eagles and immediately caught a blue sheep and flew down, grinding his teeth to the point of pain.
At that time, when the eagle was still young, he himself had an idea of these two flat-haired beasts, but this damn bald man would not agree to give up these two flat-haired beasts to him until his death.
Unexpectedly, after a few months, these two flat-haired beasts grew so big as if they had eaten fertilizer.
If I had two big eagles like this, would I still use a Shenma double-barreled shotgun when hunting?
"I know Sister Dandan that you are greedy for my boss's big eagle. What's the use of being greedy? Sister Dandan should pester my boss to get you one or two little eagles. Anyway, my boss is the one who doesn't like pestering beautiful women.
, If you don’t believe me, sister Dan, go try it.” Lao Heng thought he had revealed a little bit of the boss’s gossip to Dan in a very low voice, but it seemed that this was originally said in a whisper, and in the end everyone could hear it clearly.
Yes.
"Lao Heng, you don't want to get into trouble and make me feel uncomfortable in front of me, right? You're really brave. Wait and see how I deal with you, a rip-off guy like you." Wu
It's just a show of strength. I'm afraid of being entangled by beautiful women.
I still wish that beautiful women would pester me every day.
However, I am afraid that these words will reach the ears of my little wife, and it will be very embarrassing if I really make myself kneel on the keyboard when I get home.
"Don't be so sentimental there. Even if I beg a pig or a dog, I won't beg you, a damn bald guy." Yu Dan really wanted the big mountain eagle, but now she was asked to ask Wu Li to get her an eagle chick.
Even if I beat myself to death, I wouldn’t ask for this bald guy. (To be continued)