"Boss! Get up! Sister Xiaobei asked you to get up quickly and train!"
Wu Li and Yuan Fei had a great night's sleep. They were sleeping soundly this early in the morning. They didn't expect that such a well-soundproofed house could not block the roar of Lao Heng downstairs.
"Get up quickly and practice your game. I have to get some sleep before I go back to the cage." Yuan Fei was also woken up by the sound of a broken gong and saw her own penis wrapped around Wu Li's body like an octopus.
He quickly turned over and lay down on the pillow beside him.
"I feel so angry when I wake up this morning. Wife, please calm down the anger for me."
"Fuck you, you really think I can't get out of bed today, right? If you have any anger, go to the training ground to vent it. It's best to train that old dwarf properly. It's really a shame to disturb people's dreams so early in the morning.
We're practicing." Yuan Fei kicked the bald man who was about to do something strange again, causing her to pull on the painful spot and frown.
"For the sake of my wife's unbearable whipping, I will direct this evil fire at that short pumpkin today. I finally got home and hugged my wife and had a good sleep. It's dawn today. What are the ghosts screaming about?"
ah."
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"Short, let's go to one side to practice alone today." After the warm-up, Wu Li waved to Lao Heng to go to the other half to practice.
As the big boss, Wu Li and Zhong Heilian always turned a blind eye. Of course, they also turned a blind eye to this ragtag country basketball team.
It's just that we are not strict with those little brats who sign up for the basketball team. Like Xiao Huzi and Xiao San'er, they are just a few brats who automatically run into the gun and seek abuse.
"Boss, I was also raped by Sister Xiaobei and Sister Xinxin! I also know that it is absolutely wrong to disturb the good things of the boss and the wife of the boss, but boss, you can't vent your anger on me. I want to find,
It's time to go practice with Sister Xiaobei and Sister Xinxin." Lao Heng thought to himself that he is just a hard worker. In order to have a good meal, he has done many jobs that are not human jobs outside of here. Today, I saw the old boss.
His face was so black that it was dripping with black water. It looked like he was really doomed.
"I just want to practice my center forward skills with you. Why don't you show that with a bitter look on your face?"
"Boss, with my full beard, how can you tell that I have a bitter melon face instead of a pumpkin face?"
"Why don't you say you are lying down with a melon face? Why are you talking so much? Start practicing quickly! There are ten balls in a group. Let's practice ten groups of offense with the ball under the basket in the morning. Boss, my offensive skills are too useless.
, I will attack and you will defend this morning! That’s it, if you can’t defend fifty out of a hundred balls, then you will just eat steamed buns at noon today without any extra food.”
Wu Li is preparing to train Mr. Can Laoheng!
You have to defend fifty out of a hundred. If Wu Li didn't know what his touch was a few days ago, he would have missed all his shots just by trying to defend him.
Now, after playing the game in space for several months, it seems that the old dwarf is going to have a cup of tea.
"Hehe, as long as you defend fifty, you will get extra food? It doesn't seem too difficult! How about just defending eighty? I'm afraid that the boss will be unhappy if he loses miserably, and he won't know how to train me again.
"Yeah." Lao Heng didn't expect that the boss just wanted to train himself like this. How difficult is it?
It seems that all the centers in Wujiacun can't even find the north side of the basket under their own defense these days!
When it comes to attacking, I am just a piece of cake. When it comes to defending inside offense, isn't it just as simple as adding the word "meaning" to "yong"?
What's more, the boss's nickname is the three-point king from outside the basket. This and this, even if he uses his strength to run over him, I'm afraid he won't be able to score two goals, right?
"Okay, you said it yourself! If you can't prevent eighty, I'll give you extra food! If you can't prevent it, you'll get a hundred quota of steamed buns. For every one less you prevent, you'll eat one less bun. Even if you don't prevent one,
I still have twenty buns to stuff between your teeth, your boss and I are really too kind to you!"
"Boss, I think you are really too kind. I will definitely be able to get extra food today, right?" Lao Heng disagreed with the ending of twenty buns that could not even fill a gap between his teeth. Today, I will get extra food.
Meal is already beckoning to me.
"Haha, it's best to have the confidence to have extra food. Give me the ball and we'll start now. In order to have extra food, Lao Heng, you have to be on guard."
"Carmen Ang, boss!"
Lao Heng didn't even need to step forward. He stood in front of Wu Li like a door panel. With his thick arms and hands open, the area was over two and a half meters!
"I promised you that if I shoot a three-pointer while practicing inside offense, that would be bullying you, right?" Wu Li stood outside the three-point line with the ball, and he actually had a strong feeling that he wanted to shoot!
Damn it, this devil training in space has reflected the conditioning I have practiced.
"Boss, shoot, shoot, it's not a sin. Try the three-point shot from outside the basket. Don't regret it even if you miss it. If you shoot it, you will know what it feels like!" Lao Heng's loud voice like a broken gong howled out so erotically.
The song's arrangement really puts all the focus on these two guys who are about to fight in a physical battle.
"Short Pumpkin, you guys who shoot and shoot, who is the main attacker and who is the sufferer!" Wu Yong really has no moral integrity. He is both offensive and defensive. Attack and defense are the opposite.
"Didn't you see? Our boss is the main attacker, I will defend here." Lao Heng's IQ has indeed improved, but his emotional intelligence seems to be seriously lacking!
"Fox, you're the main attacker, why don't you cum quickly! Sexually erotic performances are what we like to watch!" Monkey is just a shit stirrer.
"Given your size, when I kill Lao Heng, neither of you can even think of leaving. If I don't kill you too, I won't be the legendary three-point king!" Wu Li was such a stinking bastard.
The energy leaked out in all directions, and as he spoke, his hands lifted up and fell down, and with a squeaking sound, it was a standard hollow three-pointer!
"Let me go, did this guy get the ball into the net?" The monkey's eyes were very quick. Seeing that the balls actually hit the net hollowly, he couldn't help but sigh that the bald man was really lucky with this ball.
"Did it really go in? Monkey, are you sure this guy didn't shoot a hollow shot?" Wu Yong just didn't pay attention to whether the ball went in or not. Anyway, based on his level a few days ago, it was a waste of eyes to look at it.
"I'm sure I've scored, but I guess I'm in the dark. Come on, Lao Heng, as long as you don't concede nineteen more goals, the feast is waving to you!" It's just one goal, and with Lao Heng's absolute ability as a short pumpkin,
In terms of defensive strength, it is still a bit childish to defend against the current bald men.
"Don't worry, with the skills of the three-legged cat like the boss, it's not so easy to catch a big meal!" Although he just lost a ball, Lao Heng's bearded face was so proud that he almost raised his beard on Wu Li's face.
, it can be seen how tilted the angle at which he is looking up at the ceiling is.
"Gah... Lao Heng, be proud of yourself! I can't bear to shoot a three-pointer on this ball, so you can try my big ass water grinding skills." Wu Li resisted the desire to shoot when he picked it up, turned around and dribbled the ball
Rely on Lao Heng and start fighting under the basket...
"Oh, you're a bastard!
What did I see? Hercules is possessed!"
Brother Yali opened his mouth so wide that he could stuff a big Yali into it as if he had seen a god!
The reason is that Wu Li, with his bald head, was able to push that brute old boy's shoe out of bounds effortlessly, three times and two times, and then he jumped up easily and put the ball into the basket.
Putting the ball into the basket is nothing to surprise Brother Yali. What surprises Brother Yali the most is the strength of the bald brother!
Whoever dares to disapprove of this guy's strength on the court will use his big belly to push you out of the three-point line, then across the midfield line, and then to the sideline!
This guy is not only extremely powerful, he is also so flexible that he doesn't look like a dwarf, he is basically on the same level as a monkey.
So if he wants to defend against that guy, that guy is in trouble. Not to mention inside the box in the three-second zone, there is no place for the opponent to stay outside the three-point line. He is often pushed out of the sideline or the bottom line.
, the guy who often faced off against this old dwarf was so depressed that he wanted to vomit three liters of blood.
As for Brother Yali, a guy with height, strength and speed, who plays as a guard and plays as a center, he is always facing defenders who are misaligned against him. Brother Yali is always able to pass the misalignment and use his skills to surpass personnel and his height.
The power eats defenders alive.
However, when he met Lao Heng, a short pumpkin, Brother Yali was completely at his wits end!
In addition to Lao Heng's lack of height, his absolute speed and strength are coupled with a super terrifying jumping speed. Not only can this short pumpkin prevent you from going out of bounds, but if you catch the ball, you dare to force it hastily.
If you take action, you will be rewarded with a huge hot pot, which is completely non-negotiable. Even though Lao Heng is only a little over 1.5 meters tall!
Ever since he asked Brother Yali for advice on slam dunk skills, this guy's favorite thing to do is to play alley-oop with monkeys!
But for such an arrogant and awesome person, he was pushed out of the bottom line by the bald guy just now. Isn't this a bit ridiculous?
"Let the water go! Old dwarf, let the water go!" I don't know who shouted this, it was like a hundred words.
"Let it go! Let it go! We want gay love, we don't want to let go! gay love, gay love!" Monkey, a loser, took the lead in making noises from the sidelines.
Oops, I can’t figure out how to deal with this Huahua. Do you want some gay sex? (To be continued)