They drank so much the night before that Wu Li and Xiao Si drove several times before sending a room full of drunk and unconscious people back to their homes.
Early this morning, Wu Li, who had just finished planting trees and driving piles with Yuan Fei, was disturbed by that guy Lao Heng again.
This guy Lao Heng is really not afraid of death. He was trained to the point of disgrace just a few days ago. Today, he has lost his memory again.
"Lao Heng, I found that you are really lacking in practice! Boss, you dare not change your ways and offend again and again. If I didn't train you to death today, you wouldn't have a long memory, right?"
As soon as Wu Li got downstairs, he fired at classmate Lao Heng.
"Boss, I personally think that going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health." Lao Heng said this bravely.
"How dare you say that, let's go and practice it on the court for three hundred rounds immediately!" Wu Li was not angry when he saw Lao Heng secretly saying that he should not exercise excessively at night and had to go to bed early in the morning so as not to stay in bed in the morning.
A place has come.
"Boss, calm down! I was raped too. If I didn't tell you to get up, Sister Xiaobei and Sister Xinxin said they would burn my beard while I was asleep, and the other said they would burn my beard.
My hair and eyebrows are burned! Boss, if I’m turned into a bald gourd, how can I still be alive?”
Lao Heng only had tears and snot to add to the emotional drama, and he accused the two beautiful girls, the leader and deputy leader of the Wujiacun basketball team, of how cruel and inhumane they were.
Plus destroying humanity!
"It's excusable, but if you do something you shouldn't do, you must be punished! Come on, let's go practice on the court!"
Anyway, you are already up, so you should practice when it is time to practice. The body is the capital for driving piles. Without a strong body, it means that there is no capital for driving piles.
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"Boss, stop playing ball. Someone is coming from above soon. Hurry up and go to the office."
Wu Li was practicing hard, and Sister Ma ran into the basketball court in a hurry, asking Wu Li to wash away the smelly sweat.
"Didn't I say that the results will be available on Monday? Someone came here today. Could it be that something has changed?"
Mayor Zhou clearly said that the results will be announced on Monday, so what kind of leader is this coming today?
"Who knows, anyway, we'll know what's going on when we get here later. Go take a shower quickly, the sweat is killing you."
Sister Ma kept fanning her nose to show that she couldn't bear the smell of Wu Li's sweat.
"Men, they always have a strong masculine smell." Wu Li smelled his jersey, and it just smelled like sweat.
"Why are you so close to me when you're poisoned to death? I'm deaf, just stay away from me." Sister Ma jumped one meter away, away from Wu Li, the source of the poisonous gas.
"As for this? If you are so sensitive, how will you live with your wife in the future? If you don't exercise in an air-conditioned room every day, then what fun is there in life?"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I'm going to work first. You should hurry up and come to the office. Usually even if you don't go to the office for three hundred and sixty-four days, no one will say anything about the boss. If you don't go early today, that's it.
You won't be able to find happiness for yourself." Sister Ma is right. For the so-called job, Wu Li's plan to practice until he becomes disabled has come to nothing again.
"Go away, boss!" Lao Heng shouted from behind.
"Don't be too happy too early! Let's continue to practice more tomorrow." Wu Li waved to the back, signaling Lao Heng not to be too proud too early. You will have a better time later.
…
Wu Li was wearing a formal suit and was waiting at the entrance of the village with a group of people from his office. Some well-informed people had already revealed the matter, so the team became a bit big in the end.
"Fox, looking at you in a suit and tie, I feel like I'm watching a monkey trick. Isn't this a bit too funny?"
Wu Yong seems to have no idea what Jikoude is, right? How is it possible to expect him to spit out ivory from his dog's mouth?
"What is the occasion today? Please be more serious!"
The village chief slapped Wu Yong on the back of the head, and then added: "Haha, I also think this guy looks quite funny in a suit."
From the looks of it, the village chief is not a serious old bird.
"Tch, I thought I was happy to perform a monkey show here for everyone to see. If I didn't want to bring glory to the village, I wouldn't be involved in the muddy waters of the civil service field." Wu Li told the truth and gave people the impression that this guy
, too immodest and too arrogant.
"Oh, are there any men in this world who don't want to wake up to the power of tens of thousands of people and lie drunk on the knees of beautiful women?" Sister Ma disdainfully said something about the aspirations of men who have 100% power.
"Sister Ma, please see clearly, I am not the kind of person you say." Wu Li said coaxingly, pointing to his nose.
"If you weren't there, there would be no teachers in this world. If you weren't, you'd be a civil servant! If you weren't, what would you be doing now?"
Sister Ma is not someone you want to be with.
If you want to take advantage of her, it would be harder than reaching the sky, right?
…
"The car is here." Ouyang's eyesight is very good, and he can see clearly from a distance that the car from his parents' workplace is driving this way.
"Hurry up, hurry up, welcome along the road, and fire cannons!" The village chief insisted on going his own way and ignored Wu Li's argument that keeping a low profile was the right thing to do. He insisted that hospitality should be enthusiastic. Of course, when receiving superiors, it should be enthusiastic and pompous.
Already.
Wu Li's little arms couldn't hold back the village chief, the biggest and thickest man in Wu Village, so he had to let him do whatever he said.
Wu Li also knows that there may be leaders who don't like ostentation, but most civil servants still like the sense of superiority that grand ostentation brings.
"Hello, Uncle Sun!" Ouyang is usually cold and not very communicative. Today, he made an exception and took the initiative to greet the leader who had just got out of the car to enjoy the grand scene.
Looking at the smile on his face, the village chief's flattery was clearly revealed.
"I haven't seen you for a while, and little Ouyang is becoming more and more energetic."
"That's what Uncle Sun said. Uncle Sun, let's get in the car. It's a bit far from the management office."
"How far can it go? Let's walk over while chatting. Who is taking the lead in organizing here? The scene is quite lively, but our party's civil servants are not into this, so let's all disperse." This Ouyang
The Uncle Sun I talk about is really full of our party's behavior.
"The air in the countryside is so good. No wonder you two girls, Xiao Ouyang and Xiao Ma, have been here for more than half a year and can't even bear to go home." Older people are particularly concerned about health preservation.
Those who pay attention, especially those who work as civil servants, have endless meetings and dinners throughout the year.
Smoking in meetings, drinking tea, and smoking are harmful to the body and lungs. If there is too much wine at a dinner, you can’t drink less, right? Drinking this wine can make you happy. But soaking in wine all day long is really harmful to the liver and stomach.
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When I first came to the countryside and smelled the fragrance of soil, wild flowers and grass, it really made me feel a little relaxed and happy. (To be continued)