Chapter 768: Chopping melons and vegetables Continued
The referee indicated that a goal was invalid and it was an interference ball!
Therefore, Wu Li imagined whether this guy could get two assists. With the referee's hand gesture of interfering with the ball and invalidating the goal, his assists were gone. Wu Yong and Monkey were behind.
Desires for scoring data were also dashed.
How is this acceptable to some people?
So, Wu Yong became furious!
"You're just a piece of shit!" Wu Yong pointed at the referee and said rudely.
"Beep!"
The referee immediately gave Wu Yong a T.
"If you have the guts, try calling labor and management to a T again and see if labor and management don't beat the shit out of you."
When Wu Yong saw this bullshit referee calling a technical foul, he couldn't help but get furious!
What the hell is this? Not only did it blow away my only scoring data with a beep, but it also added a technical foul to us with another beep!
Nima, it’s not enough if we don’t play this ball. Good things come in pairs. Every game, Labor and Management get two technical fouls and count the ball at the end. We can’t get other data. This is the best thing to do in a game with technical fouls.
Evil men are also pretty cool, right?
"Beep!"
Of course, the referee was very happy to send out a T when the player asked for a T.
As for what the guy said about settling accounts, unless that guy really doesn't want to play ball anymore and Wujiacun doesn't want to hang out in Dahe Township, otherwise, if he puts his face in front of that guy and hits him, the bastard will do the same.
Being pulled three feet away by teammates is just like now, right?
Wu Yong was cursed and asked out of the open-air basketball court by the guys from the security team. In the blink of an eye, he put on a coat and slipped back in again.
This time, the two technical foul free throws were firmly scored by the opponent's small defender. Before the township team was ready to kick off, the Wujiacun team made substitutions, Wu Meng, Da Xiongxia, Brother Yali, Lao Heng and Twenty-Seven
Go! This substitution immediately stunned the non-Wujiacun people watching the game.
I just watched a farce of a two-person four-hand slam dunk while fighting for the right to attack. Now, the three substitute players are simply weirder than the last!
A stupid ghost guy, an old dwarf who seems to have traveled from another world!
The weirdest thing is that there is a girl who looks like Charlie’s Angels!
Wujiacun's ability to recruit foreign aid is very impressive!
Not only can you really hire foreign ghosts as foreign aid, but you can also travel through space to a different planet to get an old dwarf. Not to mention, you can also hire a sunny movie star to play in this kind of rural sports competition.
The Wujiacun basketball team may not win the championship, but the best gossip team must be them.
"Boss, we are now 19 points behind. Let's start to score points now! One for me and one for you. Let's see if we can overtake the opponent by 20 points in a few minutes."
Twenty-seven, this beautiful woman, is like an unsheathed sword when she steps on the court. Since she is allowed to play, of course she only has eyes for the basket.
"No problem! Thirty-nine points is enough for each of us to make seven three-pointers."
When it comes to shooting three-pointers, who is afraid of whom?
"The territory under the basket belongs to me, and none of you are allowed to steal rebounds or block shots from me." The old model was even more arrogant. As soon as he came on the court, he marked the basket as his restricted area.
"Beep!"
The serving whistle sounded, everyone took their places. This time the Dahe Township team was much more cautious when serving. They almost handed the ball to the little defender hand-in-hand, fearing that Wu Li's elusive guy would steal the ball again.
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The center was leaning against Lao Heng, and Lao Heng's mouth was just a little bit above this guy's butt. Such an unharmonious scene not only caused whistles at the scene, but also caused the foreign aid to
The center has a strong desire to score.
In the first quarter, we all scored more than 20 points as if we were just having fun. In this first quarter, except for the referee's help in blowing a free throw and getting two points, we didn't score a single point in this sports game.
If he hadn't taken advantage of the fact that there was an old dwarf behind him to defend him and scored a few points, and replaced him with the athletic master Heitan Tou to defend him, he wouldn't even have been able to get one ball in this quarter, let alone one.
Let’s talk about the performance of scoring points in sports battles.
The small guard saw that the center's position was so wrong that he originally planned to kill himself with the ball and not feed it to the center again, but he couldn't help but passed it to the center again.
"Little dwarf, don't think that because you are strong enough, you can be a good insider. Look at our dreamy footsteps and you will be stunned to death."
This center naturally does not have the pride of a so-called center. Seeing that he finally has a soft persimmon to pick up, how could he miss such a good opportunity?
"Hehe, shake it! Come and shake me, grandpa! If you shake me, I will no longer be your grandpa!"
After Lao Heng dreamed that he was rolling among the corpses for several years, would he still care about other people's verbal provocations with the slightest hint of gunpowder?
If it were in a dream, he would have chopped the guy in front of him into two pieces shorter than himself with an axe!
Those who dare to scold short people in front of dwarves will either be split into two pieces or minced into pulp and fed to wolves and beasts.
"You old dwarf, don't be so tough-talking. You rely on your skills to play, not your mouth. You old dwarf, accept the offer and die!"
"Who will die and who will live? You won't know until you fight it. I mean, let's be practical. Don't keep blowing with your mouth. It's really not satisfying."
Is Lao Heng planning to become gay? Why is he so gay?
The opponent's center obviously had no interest in being gay at all. He turned around and used his elbow to sweep away the guy behind him who wanted to change his sexual orientation!
I am the only son in my family. If I become a gay, can I let others plant the seeds for my half?
Therefore, all paper tigers who want to have sex with me will die.
Lao Heng stretched out his hand and his head. The opponent's center swiped his iron elbow back, and the guy responded with a howl. Due to the angle, the two referees only saw the center using a malicious move.
His elbow struck the face of the old dwarf behind him.
The old dwarf was actually hit by an elbow and slid three meters away on the cement floor. Looking at the distance, the referee subconsciously shrank his neck, and then the center forward was called for an elbow foul with a beep.
Note that this is an elbow strike and not a malicious elbow strike.
"Lao Heng, you performed well, but you didn't get a single technical foul, which kind of overshadowed your acting skills, Lao Heng." Seeing that the referee had already called a foul, the monkey came up and pulled Lao Heng up.
"Hush! You want everyone in the audience to know what you are doing! I want to play a few more times! If in every game, three or two of the six fouls in the opponent's inside line are thrown off by diving, you will
After the game is over, will you give me a trophy for the uncrowned king of fouls?"
"Come on, there's nothing to brag about about flopping. It won't be used in the next game. If you flop one or two more times in this game, see if the referee will call you for a few flops or something like that!"
Monkey received Lao Heng's serve, and without even looking at the tight defense of the opponent's little guard, he flicked the ball and flew to the bald guy who had already reached the front court and reached for the ball.
Then the three of them, Lao Heng Yali Ge, didn't even bother to go to the frontcourt. The three of them gathered on the free throw line in the backcourt and chatted and slapped each other.
PS: According to the old farmer, there are three more chapters today. Are the students’ flowers ready? (To be continued)