"Stop it, you're already standing on the ground. What are you doing?"
"Already down? I feel so good and want to express my chicken jelly mood, can't I?"
Wu Qing opened her eyes and saw, hey, it was really on the ground. So she rolled her eyes at Wu Li to cover up her feeling that she just didn't scare Wu Li to the point of peeing.
"I'm afraid I'll scare you. It looks like you're having a great time, beauty. How about we climb up and do the trapeze again?"
"Go on, why don't you take off your belt? How long are you going to hit me with your broken stick?" Wu Qing doesn't want to go up again. If he goes down once, he doesn't know if he will be really scared and wet.
Pants.
I was so nervous just now that I was so scared that I forgot to pee.
"Uh, right away. I actually forgot about this." Wu Li felt that this time he was actually embarrassed and was thrown into his grandma's house. Are we the kind of people who want to have sex with women whenever we see them? How can we say that they are so hard? Really
It's so embarrassing.
"Ouch..."
Wu Li and Wu Qing were messing around with it. The flower insect not far away from them felt a deep threat and wanted to stand up and leave this hellish place, but the two arrows on the hind leg joints were too strong.
It made him feel uncomfortable. His four injured legs could not support his body at all. As soon as he stood up, he was lightly bumped by Xiaohua and the others, and he immediately fell to the side.
The big flower insect with limited mobility could not even think about escaping except for roaring a few times to threaten the group of local dogs around him.
"Wu Li, please take out all the bows and arrows. This tabby cat is really pitiful."
As long as she is out of Wu Li's arms, Wu Qing feels much more at ease, hugging a man who looks pretty good. Even a woman who has no feelings will have some physical and psychological reactions.
"Well, I'll wait until I tie his tail with a fishing line before pulling it out. It's still too dangerous to pull it out like this. Look at his mouth. If he accidentally pounces on us and bites our head,
Our brains are in danger of being punctual."
Don't underestimate any injured beast. If these guys break out desperately, they may really bite them back.
"Then go faster. Look at how cruel you are. You shot all four legs of the tabby cat in one go. This tabby cat is about to die of pain."
"A beast is not a human being. It only takes a few days to recover from such a minor injury and pain."
"You are lying. The old people say that it takes a hundred days to break the muscles and bones. You have shot all the joints of this big guy. He must have hurt the muscles and bones. It has been so far for three or four months. This injury is fine."
Yet?"
What Wu Qing said is really quite reasonable. Anyone who has suffered injuries to their muscles and bones must have a deep understanding of it.
"Well, the physiques of wild beasts are very different from those of us humans. The sturdy existences like flower bugs are even more incredible. We humans may need more than a hundred days to recuperate from injuries, but beauty, you
Don't worry, this guy won't need more than a month, I guarantee that he is so powerful that he doesn't have to pounce on the beautiful woman just now to take advantage of her."
"Can you guarantee that?"
"Of course it can be guaranteed. I don't dare to brag in front of the website casually without any hesitation. But if the rear military team comes to test my results, if they fail, wouldn't that be a slap in the face for myself?"
"Okay, the whole trip from Kyoto to your house only takes three hours. I will come over to see the tabby cat during my break. Also, please don't call me Buzu from now on. Why does it sound so awkward? Buzuwu
The group belongs to our ancestors. If someone with a stronger understanding ability would have thought that I was the ancestor of your generation."
"Halo, your ability to understand is only that of that tyrannical guy. He can still understand you like this. I can't accept it. Then, what should I call you from now on? Big sister?"
"Why don't you just go and die? I'm still an aunt. From now on, just call me beauty. This title sounds pretty good to me."
"Haidada, is it okay to be narcissistic like this?"
"Of course you can, why can't you? Stop talking nonsense and quickly deal with the tabby cat matter. We still have to go hunting in Caodianzi today?"
"No way, I've already caught big flower bugs alive today. Beauty, do you still have the heart to go hunting in Caodianzi?"
"Of course there is. Our goal today is Caodianzi, right? This tabby cat was just an accident. Moreover, it was not fun at all when I beat it. It also scared me so much. My hurt little heart,
I must find happiness and a sense of superiority among the little animals in the meadow. Otherwise, if I go back like this, I will have nightmares."
"What else is there to say? If you are frightened by wild beasts, do you have to find pleasure in birds and those little guys?"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Hurry up and deal with the matter of returning the tabby cat. It's time for us to get on the road quickly. I love tabby cats very much, but I love the meadow you just described even more."
Wu Qing really felt that Wu Li was too verbose. She was much more interested in birds than cats.
"It's too dangerous for this guy by myself. Even if it's injured, it's still a very dangerous guy. When I call the monkey and the bear over and ask them to come and help, it's good to be in front of them.
Let’s show off the supreme majesty of our two tiger-catching heroes.”
"What else do you need? Hurry up and call them to inform them to come over. Then I will take dozens of photos with the cat and take them back to show off to our circle. I am a tiger-catching heroine. There are pictures and the truth.
, I can’t tolerate them not believing or admiring my heroic deeds, sister.”
"Damn it, beauty, you are much better at making love than me. I really want to be the one to be defeated."
"It's easy to say, but when it comes to the thickness of my face, I'm not even one thousandth as thick as you."
"Pfft! I almost uttered too many words out of my mouth. Beauty, do you dare to praise me for being more ferocious?"
"Hehe, of course, as long as I am willing, one thousandth or so is just a cloud. If I use a thousand-year-old turtle shell to describe it, will you be more accepting?"
"Auntie, I'm on my knees. Your imagination is so powerful that I've lost to you. Please don't use my thick skin to blackmail me anymore."
"Of course you can do it if you don't want to. As long as you get it done quickly, we can continue to go to the patch of grassland. Just divert my attention. By then, I won't have time to leave you, kid. Why don't you hurry up and kill the monkeys and the others?
Be summoned."
"I'm afraid of you, so I'll call them over now."
Wu Li put his right index finger in my mouth and blew, and a sharp whistle came out of his mouth.
After a while, a whistle came from the right, and it was obvious that the monkeys and others had received the news.
"In the old forest, do you just rely on whistles to convey messages?"
To be honest, Wu Qing is really interested in this.
"Not all, it depends on the situation. Sometimes when using a mobile phone, the prerequisite is that there is a signal. Sometimes it is also a variety of specific animal sounds to convey messages, not as good as birds and wolves howling. Of course, many times,
I still use the whistle."
"Really? You can learn a few for me. I'm very curious about what it's like when you imitate a bird's call, and what it's like when you imitate a duck's call."
"..."
Wu Li was speechless again.
This woman's thinking is really nonsense.
I finally drove them out. The old farmer is exhausted. Let’s get some consolation prizes or something, the one who spends a lot of money to reward the magic horse! (To be continued)