"If anyone wants to eat fish, give me a thousand yuan and I won't take the fish. Otherwise, I'll sell the fish to get some money." This woman like Wang Po, bargaining has become a natural instinct.
"It's only five hundred, not a penny more. Otherwise, everyone will follow the old rules and divide the fish in order of head count." Wu Yong has a little money, but he is not taken advantage of.
"One thousand yuan. If there is no one thousand yuan, even if you sell fish for cents, no one can eat this pile of fish." Wang Po was originally a bitch, except for the fierce daughter-in-law at home, in Wu
Jiacun, she really has never been afraid of anyone.
"Nonsense! Didn't you hear what I said? All this pile of trash fish will be sold for a flat fee. If you want to eat any fish, Yongzi, just pay for it and get it yourself." The patriarch doesn't want to see anyone doing anything for a trifle.
Things that destroy the great unity of the ethnic group.
"Then I want this pike, snakehead fish, and those tortoises. The price is negotiable." Since Wu Yong said he wanted to eat this fish today, he had to buy it no matter how expensive it was.
"Stop talking nonsense, divide all the fish first. Bring back these miscellaneous fish and sell them later." The clan leader waved his hand, and the fish were still sizzling here. This was absolutely impossible before.
Once the village opened up, everything could be sold for money, and some people were completely obsessed with money.
"Brother-in-law, let's buy the pike back." Yu Xiaobei is also a greedy cat. She has never eaten something before, so she has to buy it back to have a taste, right?
"Okay, what the greedy cat wants to eat, no one can take this fish away from us. Not even that Yongzi can take away this pike." Wu Li looked at Wu Yong with a smirk on his face,
If you want to eat this pike, you can grab it with money.
"Tch, what are you looking at? It doesn't matter if you snatch it back, I can still eat the fish without spending any money." Wu Yong saw that Wu Li wanted to rob the pike, but it was too late to welcome him.
"It's okay to eat for free, but you have to pay for the ingredients. Just remember to bring a few more black fish and turtles." Wu Li put all the fish distributed to his family in baskets. Some of them weighed more than 200 kilograms.
.I won’t eat this wild fish. If I sell it, it will be worth one or two thousand yuan. There is no problem.
"Put all the miscellaneous fish into frames, put away the fishing nets, and return." The clan leader gave the order, and everyone's movements obviously sped up a lot. When working in this cold weather, the body has reached a certain temperature, but
At this moment, a cold wind blew, and snowflakes began to fly in the sky again, and the chill began to bite people.
"Drive! Go home!"
Yu Xiaobei sat next to Wu Li, as if she was the driver of the dog sled.
Wu Li's car was both a dog and a pig, so it had no problem pulling a dozen beauties. However, a group of young men from the Black Horse King pulled all the junk fish, including thirty households in Wujia Village.
, the family did not have a sled, but there were also more than a dozen sleighs coming, and this convoy was loaded with carts of river fish, rushing back.
"Wu Lijun is back? Let me see what kind of fish we caught. We have already prepared a fish feast tonight, and we are just waiting for Wu Lijun to come back with the raw materials."
Mrs. Zuo heard the noise outside and trotted out to greet Wu Li.
"They are all ordinary things. Mrs. Zuo and Sister Lin can just watch the fish and get the materials. When Xiao Si comes back later, he may bring back some good things. Then it will all be up to you."
Wu Li smelled fish all over his body. After lowering the fish into the yard, he immediately went to take a bath.
Those miscellaneous fish are guarded by Yu Xiaobei and Xiao Si. It's not like Yu Xiaobei hangs them first and can get something back.
"Why are you here so soon? I heard from my sister-in-law that she usually doesn't come back until late in the afternoon?"
Wu Li went home for a while, Yuan Fei and I were correcting test papers in the living room.
"My luck is better this year. I caught enough fish in one net, so I came a little early. Are you feeling okay now?"
"It's all your fault for messing around. As soon as I got up, my mother kept nagging in my ears."
When Yuan Fei heard Wu Li ask him how his body was feeling, he immediately gave Wu Li a look with his big eyes.
"Hehe, you can't blame me yesterday. The daughter-in-law didn't control the volume and everyone listened all night long. This responsibility actually lies with the daughter-in-law."
"Go to hell, if you hadn't been so clever, how could I have screamed so loudly?"
"Well, let's not talk about it anymore. Mom told me today that if we want to have a baby, we should try our best to have a baby in broad daylight. Wife, you have to listen to mom as much as possible.
"
"Go to hell, I don't want to do that in broad daylight. If you want to do that in broad daylight, you'd better go find your classmate Erya. I promise to turn a blind eye.
I will never harm your good deeds."
"Well, I wish I had a wife. Other women are like this. My wife, I'm going to take a shower first. The fishy smell all over my body is really polluting the air."
Wu Licai would not say yes in front of Yuan Fei. That would not be a sign of seeking death, right?
"The fishy smell doesn't pollute the air, but you are the biggest source of pollution."
Yuan Fei still didn't know what Wu Li was thinking. This guy had already eaten several girls around him when she wasn't paying attention. She allowed this bald guy to go and have sex with his old classmate Bai Rixuanyin. Now
I couldn't tell how happy I was laughing.
"Hey, wife. Why don't we take a bath together? After we take a bath, we can go down and have dinner together. Today is a fish feast, and my wife is in for a treat today."
"Go take your bath. I'm smelly from head to toe, so I don't want to take a bath with you."
"My wife is saying that if I realized that I no longer smell fishy, I would consider taking a bath together with my husband?"
"Go to hell, I won't take a bath with you like a mandarin duck. If you want a mandarin duck bath with you, just ask your classmate Erya to come over. Not only will I not object, I will also hand you a towel, shower gel, etc.
Do you believe it or not?"
"I believe my daughter-in-law. I have an IQ of 50 to do this kind of thing. I'm not a daughter-in-law anymore. I'm going to wash my hands and go down to have dinner together later. By the way, where is the mother-in-law? Why didn't you look?
To her old man’s home?”
"It's not time to go to the vegetable greenhouses. Since the two of us don't have much time to manage the vegetable greenhouses, my mother has taken over the management of those vegetable greenhouses. I told you that I could hire some helpers, but my mother just didn't listen.
My, when mom comes back, I will leave the matter of hiring helpers to you, my son, to do the ideological work for her. You can’t make our mom tired."
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, such a small matter cannot be solved in a matter of minutes."
"Don't exaggerate too much. If you can't solve this problem well, hey, you'll be the one to look good."
"Hey, don't worry, wife, I don't want my wife to resort to tricks like preventing her husband from sleeping with her."
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Why don't you go take a shower!"
Okay, please give me flowers and votes! (To be continued)