987 "I mean, Erya, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? I was really not mentally prepared for such a sudden attack." Wu Li opened the door carefully.
While driving the car, I complained that my classmate Erya next to me had made such a sudden attack.
"Humph, do you still want me to talk about this? You don't have me in your heart at all, right? As a bald man, have you never thought about how to face my family?" Erya is very unhappy now.
Hey, I don’t know where this guy died today. Gao spent the whole morning looking for him but couldn’t find him. His family has called him countless times. It’s already noon and there are still a lot of guests waiting at home.
I have to accompany this guest, Baldhead.
Although he was not a new guest, everyone in the family already knew what death was like. This time when Wu Li came over, everyone treated him as an uncle.
But today I was originally going to give the bald head a little scare, but in the end I suddenly couldn’t find this guy. I thought this guy had heard the news and was hiding.
Erya was almost crying when she got the call that Baldhead had already gone home, so now Erya's classmate didn't have any good looks to give Wu Li.
Who told this bald head to scare me?
"Well, I really haven't thought much about this matter. As soon as I think about it, my mind goes crazy. But don't worry, Erya, I will never embarrass you."
"Humph, I've already embarrassed you today. I haven't attacked my family yet. What do you think of your relatives and friends at home? Isn't it your uncle's guy who is trying to be a big name or something like that?
How do you want me to explain it to everyone? I promised that I would arrive home before ten o'clock, now do you want to see what time it is?" Erya poked his watch in front of Wu Li and let Wu Li see it.
Look what time it is now.
Wu Li took a look at the mechanical watch he gave to Erya, Niang Xipi's, and it was already half past twelve.
"Why is it that the road is blocked by heavy snow, and we are delayed on the road? It's my fault. Why do you want to get drunk? But next time, Erya, please don't make such a sudden attack, okay? Tell me in advance, and I will do the same."
You are still prepared, right? So as not to make any mistakes like today."
"Humph, what about next time? Next time if you dare to let people who can't find you play hide-and-seek with me, I won't want you. I still don't believe it. I am such a beautiful girl.
Are you still afraid that you won’t be able to get married?”
"Hey, classmate Erya, calm down your anger! Everyone in the world who is familiar with us knows that you are mine, Erya. If anyone dares to want you, doesn't he want to die? Erya, you are now the only one besides me.
Besides, who else dares to want you?"
"Humph, won't I look for someone outside the outside circle? There are so many pretty girls in this world who are just freeloaders. I think I'm a billionaire now, but I'm worried that I won't be able to find the right person to marry.
No? You can’t get married after drinking, so that’s okay. When the time comes, just go to the ravines in the remote mountainous areas of Pinghai and buy a husband.”
"Erya, you're so strong. I've only heard of people buying wives, but I've never heard of people buying husbands. If you really want to buy a husband, Erya, take me with you. I'll do it.
Your bodyguard, by the way, help you check things out, Erya."
"Fuck you, drive your car properly. Humph, how could I be so depressed that I want to buy a husband? Can you be careful? The road is so slippery, please drive slower. Safety first."
"Aren't I anxious? If I go there too late, wouldn't it really bring disgrace to my father-in-law and mother-in-law?"
"No matter how anxious you are, you can't risk your life, right? If I had known this, I should have let Xiao Si drive."
"Xiao Si is also a human being, isn't he? He's not allowed to take a vacation to pick up someone."
"When you get to my house, remember to be sweeter with your mouth. Whatever I shout, you will shout too. Do you understand?"
"It's really Luo Liba Suo. You've almost said this sentence no less than ten times."
"No matter how many times I say it, you have to listen carefully. If you don't perform well this time, our affairs may become dirty. Baldhead, do you really want to make things dirty?"
"Calm down your anger. My mouth will feel like honey. I will smoke cigarettes when I see men, give gifts to women when I see them, and give out candies and red envelopes when I see children. Is there anything wrong with this?"
"I told you, you are just a pig, don't you know that you have to look at my eyes to act? Of course, you only send things to our relatives and friends. If cats and dogs also sneak in, you will kiss me like an uncle, so what?
Don't make my relatives and friends laugh at you for being a 50-year-old uncle after drinking."
"Two hundred and five, just two hundred and five. Anyway, the people in your family are just Erya and your mother's family. You have to be nice to everyone, right? Don't worry, in addition to the gifts you prepared for Erya, do I bring any other gifts?"
It’s a small amount of private goods. Anyway, the main thing is not to lose Erya’s face.”
"Humph, anyway, you are a super rich guy. I'll let you go if you like. When you enter the village, drive slower and be careful of children running around." Erya looked at her watch. It was already twelve forty. At home,
Everyone is so excited to wait, right?
"Erya's mother, my uncle is here, my uncle is here! Let's set off the firecrackers to pick up the new guests." As soon as Wu Li's car parked in the large square at the entrance of Erya's house, an old lady was shouting there.
"Haha, I'm late. I've kept you all waiting for a long time. Second uncle, please give me a cigarette. Third aunt, it's no respect for me to be trivial. Little girl, come here, take this red envelope and this candy. How many do you want?
Just grab as many as you can." When Wu Li got out of the car, he came down with a big cardboard box in his arms. Inside was a mess of gifts slowly and suddenly. Anyway, there was nothing wrong with giving them out to everyone.
At first, everyone was a little bit annoyed that Wu Li came too late and made everyone wait for so long. But when Wu Li got off the car, he wanted to give out the gifts for free. Isn't there a saying that you can't hit the smiling man with your hand?
Anyway, now everyone is very satisfied with this new uncle.
"Come here. It's really expensive to bring so many things." The mother-in-law is always the best to her son-in-law. Although the mother-in-law also knows that this man-in-law is not her daughter's son-in-law, but what does it matter?
?
In the countryside, it is not impossible to see capable men asking for several wives.
"Mom, all of them are souvenirs from Baldou's own family. They didn't cost him a lot of money, so I can keep them with peace of mind."
"You girl, don't take care of your mother's family so much in the future. You are already a member of someone else's family, so you should take good care of your own home. We have nothing missing in our family now, and we don't need to pack big and small bags every time.
I brought something home. It’s not good for others to see it.”
"Mom, don't worry. The things we brought back are filial piety, okay? Why are others talking nonsense? It's so late and I'm starving to death. Mom, hurry up and start eating." Erya said.
I asked Wu Li to put all the things in the room. It was already done and it was time to eat. (To be continued)