Jianghai Survival Manual Author: Chuan Chuan is tired
Jianghai, the city with the highest accident mortality rate in China. To survive in such a city, you absolutely need to understand the common sense mentioned below.
1. Children under ten years old should not stay too much on sparsely populated streets, especially at night.
Reason: There has always been a legend in Jianghai that bad guys will capture children, brainwash them and train them to be killers. (The first section goes back to the past)
2. Don’t attend summer camps casually, especially camping in the mountains.
Reason: Bank robbers often like to take refuge in the mountains and forests. If they are not careful, they may become hostages. (Section 7 Summer Camp)
3. Don’t be overly affectionate when you meet a beggar on the street, especially if the beggar is a mixed-race girl.
Reason: You may offend the American Mafia, Japanese killer organizations and Chinese underworld. (Section 20 Heidi)
4. Don’t go to the game room. If you go, don’t play King of Fighters. When playing King of Fighters, you must not let others see that you are good at playing.
Reason: The game room is covered by people. Don’t win the game and lose your life. You may be hung up by the gang boss and beaten. (Section 30: Electronic Games)
5. Don’t go to Sacred Heart College to study. If you do, don’t fight with others casually.
Reason: Sacred Heart Academy is the school with the highest accidental death rate. Students who are still nostalgic for this world should not enter casually. The specific reasons will be later. As for why you should not fight casually with others in the ring, because some very shameless bad guys will be in the ring.
Spit in your face, or even attack your crotch... (Section 57 Conditioning Competition)
6. Don’t hang out in the abandoned machinery factory near the seaside at night. Although normal people generally wouldn’t do this...
Reason: An abandoned factory by the sea is the perfect place for bad guys to fight. It would be unjust to be accidentally injured. (Endgame Chapter 71)
7. Don’t go on those luxury cruises. It’s not safe.
Reason: Haven’t you heard about the tragedy of the Star Dream? Places where rich people gather are the most likely to attract thieves. They even attract mercenaries and Japanese perverted killers. (Section 76: Boarding the ship)
8. Don’t play basketball to pick girls at Sacred Heart College.
Reason: Some people say that this is also life-threatening? My friend, Chinese people's face is sometimes more important than life. I heard that there is a basketball pervert master at Sacred Heart College. If you play against him under the eyes of your favorite girl, you will lose miserably. It's very shameless.
In order to save face, you may be unable to think about it for a while and embark on the road of no return... (Section 103 Stadium)
9. Don’t sing love songs to win girls in Nordic fantasy.
Reason: The same reason as the above one. (Section 113: Beyond the Times)
10. When studying at Sacred Heart College, you must first be familiar with all escape routes.
Reason: Noble schools easily attract kidnappers and even perverted killers. We go to school to learn knowledge, not to participate in the bloody carnival. (Part 208: Bloody Carnival)
11. When dining at the Guyuan Hotel, do not use the restrooms near the grand banquet hall.
Reason: There were a few Thais who were miserably beaten there. Sometimes bad guys like to talk about confidential things in the bathroom. I guess those poor Thais accidentally overheard something they shouldn’t. (Part 2)
Day 290 (A Cat and a Dog)
12. Do not practice Muay Thai in the fitness hall on the first floor of the Grand Garden Hotel.
Reason: I heard that it would cause dissatisfaction among people in the Chinese martial arts community. Not long ago, a Muay Thai master was defeated by an unknown beauty because of this. (Destroyed in Section 312)
13. Don’t go camping in the mountains. It may not be safe if there are many people
Reason: I have said this a long time ago. Meeting a kidnapper is not a big deal, but I am afraid that some pervert will use a knife or a gun. It is very dangerous. (Several chapters of Jiaming camping)
14. Stay away from buildings with giant billboards. Supermarkets and even wet markets in city centers are not that safe.
Reason: There are a lot of perverts in Jianghai. People in the downtown area often use grenades and rocket launchers to hunt down people. If you don't buy food, you may be accidentally injured. Therefore, Jianghai citizens usually buy a week's worth of food at a time. Try not to go to the market if you have nothing to do.
Supermarkets and other places. The physical fitness of the white-collar workers in Jianghai is also significantly better than that of their counterparts in other domestic cities. This is because they organize training every week on how to quickly escape from dozens of floors of high-rise buildings. (Chapter 408 Blood-stained
city)
15. If you are unfortunate enough to fall into Jiang Hai's cell, do not casually participate in group fights.
Reason: After reading the above information, you should have understood that there are many perverts in Jianghai. Many perverts have the ability to beat one to a hundred. Be careful of being beaten~~ (The past of Wuhe Ridge in Chapter 431)
16. Don’t go to Xincheng Stadium for concerts.
Reason: There are too many lunatics in Jianghai. There are so many killers and so many perverts. Maybe someone will want to do something at the concert. (It is still under development)
17. Don’t go to bars, nightclubs and other places casually.
Reason: Some people describe the importance of nightclubs in modern life by saying that life begins after 10 o'clock. But friends, in Jianghai, I advise you to give up this idea. In Jianghai nightclubs, there are phenomena such as smashing the venue, group fights, and gunfights.
The frequency of occurrence is extremely high. For your own safety, please stay away from Jianghai’s bars! (This is described in many chapters)
The above seventeen suggestions are actually just basic knowledge. If you want to see the sun tomorrow in Jianghai, just mastering these is not enough. You need to accumulate experience. Jianghai is really a scary city. In any part of the city
In this place, a fire can break out at any time. It is really difficult to survive here. The best way is to leave Jianghai. China is so big, there are many places we can go!
If you want to leave Jianghai and choose other cities, please note! Be careful to avoid the other two cities. They are Yujiang City and the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region.
WHY?
Yujiang City’s specialty, sugar-roasted chestnuts, is very famous. But it’s best not to buy them at the stalls in front of banks. I heard that sugar-roasted chestnuts are easy to find in nearby banks. If they are accidentally injured, you will not be able to recover (excerpted from Jia Ming’s Yujiang Adventures.
Police beauty reappears.)
Is Hong Kong a safe city? It's hard to say. There are too many gangs there. It's hard to say that a place is absolutely safe. So it's best not to provoke them. (Excerpted from Jiaming's trip to Hong Kong. MM Fang returns)
Maybe you are thinking, why is China so dangerous? Why don’t I go and settle abroad? Whether you have the idea of settling abroad, or you just want to travel abroad, I suggest you take a look at the latest announcement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China
"Safety Instructions for Chinese Citizens Traveling Abroad in 2009". Due to space limitations, I will extract a few popular countries for your reference.
1. United States
The United States is a beautiful country. But you'd better not go to New York for anything, because it is called the river and sea of the United States. Especially in Manhattan, New York, where the streets can be on fire at any time. And once winter comes,
When it's snowing all over the sky, a beautiful woman in white will often appear on the street holding two mini-submachine guns and shooting. Even the hospital is not safe! Terrorists once carried missiles to bomb the hospital. (Excerpted from Jiaming's Expedition, XE's Banana
Teacher Yahan is recommended here)
2.France
Paris in France is known as the romantic city. But you must not be fooled by its name. Because it is also known as the world's three most terrifying cities of death along with Jianghai in China and New York in the United States. You can go there at night
Try it in a remote neighborhood, where there are many gangsters gathered there. Bloodshed may occur at any time. (Excerpted from Jiaming’s trip to Paris. There is a climax! The most terrifying trio in history! But now it seems that the word “most” can be removed.
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3. Japan
Japan is basically a relatively safe country. The accidental death rate in Tokyo is not very high. Chinese tourists just need to be careful not to visit the Nazo Kendo Hall in Ueno District or the Japanese-style private villas in the suburbs. (
Excerpted from Jiaming’s trip to Japan. Jiaming travels around the world. The biggest supporting actor here, Brother Yu, has failed.)