Forty-fourth chapter ninety-six escape marriage plan
"Wow! Why are you burning me with fire?"
"Why did you shave all your beard? Do you know that without your beard, you have no character at all?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I'm not good at writing or martial arts. If you don't want to be a bandit, do you want to be the number one scholar?"
"I have thought about it..."
"Save it for me! Change your image and start your promising career as a bandit!"
"..."
The classic dialogue between Stephen Chow and Karen Mok rang out in the cinema. Later, when Journey to the West became popular across the continent, looking back, it’s hard to imagine the scene in 1995 when the movie was first released in the mainland. One word: cold.
Jokes that cannot be understood by people often become cold jokes. Can a movie be shot like this? Can Journey to the West be modified like this? So in the whole cinema, some people were stunned, some laughed and cursed, and some were dumbfounded and speechless. Maybe
Only a somewhat deviant person like Shasha would laugh hard while hammering Ji Ming on the shoulder.
"No, is he Sun Wukong? Is he Sun Wukong... How can he be Sun Wukong... Haha, hit you, hit you..."
"Oh, Shasha, don't laugh. Look, there are many people looking at you..." Lingjing chuckled from the side. Shasha had the habit of punching people when she was extremely happy. Naturally, the ones who got beaten were often family members.
Ming. Jiaming naturally understood the pranks in Journey to the West, but she just laughed a few times. She felt that Shasha was a bit funny. After the incident with the Cao family and his son, she became more and more mature.
Come and show off.
In fact, Shasha also feels that she has been a little strange recently. The kiss where Jiaming licked the blood from her mouth in the woods behind the wood processing factory often reappears in her mind. She wants to see Jiaming more every day. Jiaming
When she is around her, she feels safe and comfortable, and sometimes she blushes in a rare way and her heart beats.
Judging from the romance novels she has read, she probably likes Jiaming.
But how is that possible? Jiaming is his good friend, and he is a boy that his other good friend Lingjing likes. Logically speaking, he shouldn't like the boy that Lingjing likes, but if he doesn't like it, then what?
What kind of attitude should it be?
The three of them have been playing together since they were young. In fact, there has been no barrier between their behavior for a long time. The physical collisions during the fights are just trivial matters. Because of several oolong incidents, Jiaming has seen the bodies of the two of them.
, they have also seen some of Jiaming's privacy more or less. However, if they should not like this boy, what kind of distance should they keep? Is it more distant than when they were friends? Such doubts have made Shasha recently
His behavior is somewhat abnormal.
If you are too close, you will think of Lingjing, your face will turn red and your heart will beat. If you are too far, you will feel that you are almost excluded from the circle of friends by the two of them. This feeling is absolutely intolerable to Shasha. The dilemma makes Shasha behave
Sometimes violent and sometimes ladylike, that feeling lasted for the entire next ninety-six years.
Of course, if we analyze it from the perspective of a bystander, Shasha should have developed her love earlier than Lingjing. Lingjing's previous affection for Jiaming may have been very vague, and it was not out of the category of a child at all. She can
Sharing Jiaming with Shasha without any care, you can watch the two good friends rolling down on the ring and cheer for them, but who can tell clearly what love is.
Not long after that, time entered the beginning of 1996. The school was on winter vacation, which meant that the three of them had more time to hang out together. At this time, Jia Ming and Ling Jing were nearly fifteen years old, and Shasha was nine years old.
After Yue's birthday, she will step into the ranks of sixteen-year-old girls in bloom. With happiness and ignorant love everywhere, two little girls who are gradually maturing and a little boy who has matured still stick to it.
No one knows or thinks about when this small world will be impacted.
For Jiaming, the two girls have grown up psychologically, and getting along with them is not as boring as before. They are Lily, and it will not become strange for him to get along with them like this. When he uses them as his shield,
He can also be a shield for the two of them. Such a trio is simply perfect. He has never experienced a normal childhood before, but now, what he feels is not only relaxed and freehand, but also happiness.
A few days after the New Year, Jianghai City was covered with white snow. Three people wearing down jackets and gloves were running rampant in the streets and alleys of Jianghai City, playing video games, skating, driving bumper cars in the park, and having sex. The two girls' cheeks were red and they were in high spirits.
Gao Gao, on the fourth day after the Chinese New Year, they picked up a cage of kittens. The owner threw them outside the door shortly after they were born. Four of the five kittens had frozen to death, and only one ugly white cat was killed by Lingjing.
Holding it in my arms, it hatched and came to life.
The three of them took it home. Shasha named it A Chou. Lingjing said it looked like a newly born lamb and suggested calling it Baa Mea. Jia Ming thought that the ugly cat had narrowly escaped death and suggested that it be called A Chou.
Called Qing Yu Nian. In the end, Shasha won, and the kitten was named A Chou and became a new member of the three-person world.
Time passed in a calm and warm atmosphere. Jiaming occasionally investigated the situation in the United States through some secret intelligence websites, and learned that there were vague dark clouds surging between the Salier family and the Gambino family where Marilyn was.
, but didn’t take it seriously. After all, the war between the two families has not happened once or twice. Little Heidi participated in a singing competition in New York last Christmas and won the first place in the children’s category. But at this time
The Internet is underdeveloped, and Jia Ming can only see written materials, and it is impossible to find videos or audio recordings.
In April, spring blossomed, and a letter appeared on the table in Jiaming's room through a secret channel. The main message was that Tianyu Zhengze and Yuechixun had an engagement ceremony. Jiaming glanced at it and then burned it, thinking that this
What's wrong with me?
On weekdays, I hang out with two little girls. Occasionally, I can't help but meet Zhang Yahan, a beautiful teacher with big breasts who likes to pretend to be mature, and tease her a little. At some point, I will think that there is no hope for the two little Lily girls. Everyone is so
If we get to know each other, maybe we can marry this woman in the future? Then I feel like I'm crazy.
One evening in June, not long after Jiaming, Lingjing, and Shasha returned to Ye's Martial Arts School, Zhang Yahan suddenly came to the door. This time it was different from usual. This beautiful teacher was dressed up, and for the first time, there was no rack on the bridge of her nose.
Her ugly eyes and wavy curly hair were straightened, flowing down like a waterfall. She was followed by six burly men as bodyguards, who looked like they could fight better than Father Ye.
.
"Well, my sister will have her twenty-second birthday in a few days, and she will also get engaged. These invitations are sent to you. Remember to arrive on time, hehehehe...and these two are for Master and Master.
, where are the master and my wife?"
At this time, Father Ye and Mother Ye were preparing dinner. Zhang Yahan’s smile was a little charming and a little exaggerated. The two little girls only knew they were happy for a moment, but they didn’t see anything. Jia Ming looked at the six bodyguards around him and felt a vague understanding in his heart.
Zhang Yahan was most likely unwilling, but in a big family, what did her wishes mean? There was one less candidate for marriage, so he curled his lips lightly.
After saying congratulations a few times, Zhang Yahan winked at him while the six bodyguards were standing behind him, looking weird. Jia Ming looked amused and just spread his hands helplessly.
After a while, Jia Ming went to the toilet to relieve himself. Before it was over, several people's voices sounded outside the door. He was thinking about Yahan, mm, you can do this, but the door was pushed open, and then there was a bang.
Closed.
Jiaming hurriedly pulled the zipper, but Zhang Yahan turned a blind eye to the condition of his lower body and rushed up to him, covering his mouth and blowing "sh-sh-".
"Please, I'm just peeing. Miss, if you rush in like this, it will have a negative impact on me for the rest of my life. The matter is related to the kidneys and prostate, which are the most important things for men..." After a long while, Jia Ming lowered his voice.
A voice protested.
"If you don't have a woman in the rest of your life, I'll find one for you. A college student only costs tens of thousands for one..." Zhang Yahan ignored him, picked up the water pipe and started to drain the water, making a peeing sound, and then turned around and said, "We
Are they friends? Are they the best friends? Tell me!"
"Beauty, you are so incompetent again. Please understand your identity clearly! Want to escape from marriage? Didn't you have the consciousness to marry someone you don't like a long time ago?"
"You know that I want to run away from marriage and you deliberately pretend not to see my eyes! Do you believe that I will kill you in the toilet!" Zhang Yahan bared her teeth and claws, "I said it when I was joking! I don't want to sacrifice my whole life for my family.
My happiness! You have to help me, you are the only one who can help me."
"No, sister Yahan, you are so smart, I am still a child, don't you have a better candidate?"
"Why would I come to you if you had me?"
"Now I believe it, you are such a failure as a human being..." Jia Ming covered his forehead, while the older girl and the younger boy squatted in the toilet and stared at each other.
"I don't care anyway, you are the only one who can help me." Zhang Yahan stood up and pulled up her skirt until her sexy thighs were fully exposed and her underwear was visible. Then she pulled open her right skirt.
From the edge of the flesh-colored stockings on the heel of the leg, a piece of paper was pulled out from the inner thigh.
"Come on the day of the engagement, you have to prepare these things for me. I know this is very difficult, but... please, you can go out and sell blood, I will make sure to look good to those guys on the spot!"
"Damn it." Jia Ming glanced at what was on the note, "You don't have to be so fierce, it's just an engagement. I thought you wanted to kill someone and then abscond to Thailand..."
"Tch!" Zhang Yahan's face turned red, "You don't know their rules. An engagement is an engagement, but you have to sleep with that guy that night. The old-fashioned Liu family said that there is no such thing as engagement in China. Previously
It means to get married immediately. I worked hard for a long time before saying that I was engaged, but to have a bridal chamber... isn't this the same thing? I would rather give my first time to chalk..."
"So Yahan, is this your first time? Anyway, I don't want it anymore, so why not give it to me here. Well, it smells so good..." Jia Ming took the note and smelled it, and then Yahan raised her two fingers and slammed it
He knocked down and said, "Oh, no, are you asking for help? Believe it or not, I will scream right away!"
"Okay, you little pervert, stop making trouble." Yahan's cheeks were flushed. Jiaming naturally knew that the action of sniffing the note just now made her very embarrassed. Before she could think of what to say, Yahan pulled him away.
Go over and put his head on your chest, "Okay, remember to get everything, my lifelong happiness is in your hands!"
She finished her words in a hurry and ran out of the door with a red face. Jia Ming read the note in the toilet, then shook his head, tore it into pieces, and flushed it into the toilet.