[Constantine], who had simply disguised himself, said to him with a serious expression:
"Sir, we are holding an event. As long as you let me hypnotize you once, I will treat you to a pizza. I wonder if you are willing to participate?"
It's obvious.
This is a bullshit reason.
Not even basic logic.
Only an idiot would believe it.
but.
Fortunately, the other party is indeed an idiot.
"Really?"
Not only did [Pete] not recognize [Constantine], but he was extremely excited and replied the moment he finished speaking:
“I want it!!!”
"I want to participate!!"
Even the wild dog that was eating shit with a knife and fork not far from the roadside got up and said:
"I want it too!!!"
“I want to participate in this event too!!!”
This made [Constantine] slightly silent for a moment.
to be honest.
He suddenly felt a little desperate for this nonsense and completely illogical [world]...
However, fortunately, after two days of hard work, he barely adapted to the environment here.
I know that this is a [world] where not only humans are extremely abnormal, but also animals and aliens.
If we say that the psychopaths in [Gotham City] have a high desire for destruction and crime.
So, the lunatics here are more like beasts than the last.
A literal beast!
Ignorance, evil, cunning, there is no lower limit, and it is born with defects, plus unreasonable madness!!
For a candy.
The kids here.
The kind of kid riding a stroller.
It's possible to shoot and kill!
Then, the police will shoot him to death and take away the candy!!
damn it.
What a bunch of lunatics!!
Moreover, the children here will suck pacifiers and go to nightclubs at the age of three or five, and they are also [animal advocates], [transgender people], [people with cognitive difficulties], [environmentalists], and [interracial lovers]
...Multiple BUFFs!!
Then, what’s even more tragic is that psychopaths like this are everywhere in the streets!!
Even if it is extremely well-informed.
Even the pure lunacy of [Joker] has been communicated with.
But [Constantine] was still a little unable to hold back when faced with the madness of this [world].
Face the [Joker].
At least, he can judge that the other party has a clear goal, a clear idea, and a complete set of logic.
Even if the logical end point is just to play games for [Batman].
And inside this [world].
The psychos here are really just pure psychos.
Bad and stupid, so bad that you don't expect it, and so stupid that you don't expect it.
Just yesterday.
He just saw an old man drown his son in the lake because he stole his cake.
therefore.
here.
[Constantine] I feel that even if a world war breaks out over a piece of shit, it is definitely not impossible!
but.
Generally speaking, most of the creatures here do not have supernatural abilities.
Even if you get stabbed, you still have to die.
so.
After some comparison, [Pete] this damn fat man and that big cock are worth studying.
With the idea of testing and testing.
[Constantine] found [Peter] smoothly after putting on a simple disguise.
On the third day when the other party demolished half of [the United States], everything seemed like nothing happened.
And then.
Then there was the scene before.
Tens of seconds later.
Holding a pocket watch filled with magical runes.
After wandering in front of [Pete] twice.
Realize that the other person has been hypnotized.
[Constantine] started asking questions:
"[Mr. Pitt], do you know that there is something special about you?"
Upon hearing this, although he was still hypnotized, his eyes were closed tightly.
The expression on [Pete]’s face still clearly showed pride:
"certainly!"
[Constantine] immediately looked happy:
"So can you describe what makes you different?"
[Pete] quickly replied: "I have it on my chin, and I can also play the saxophone..."
Hear the words.
[Constantine] looked at the other person's chin, and thought about the scene of a fat man playing the saxophone...
After a long silence.
He felt truly disgusted...
"Shet..."
"Besides these two damn characteristics, do you have any other..."
A few minutes passed like this.
[Constantine], who never asked anything, was a little suspicious of whether something happened in his childhood that gave him that weird physical quality.
"[Mr. Peter], please go a little deeper into your memory... deeper into your memory, your childhood..."
"Now, tell me, what did you see?"
[Pete] turned to a more childish tone and replied:
"I saw my jeans and they were a husky."
"?"
[Constantine] was silent again.
He didn't understand what the other party said.
"Tell me again, what did you see?"
"I saw my jeans and they were a husky."
Faced with the same answer.
After thinking about it.
[Constantine] looked at the opponent's lower body.
His eyes were full of complex emotions.
"..."
He wasn't sure whether the other person had a dog as a child or did something more bizarre.
However, his father told him directly that it was best not to ask further.
Otherwise, it will ruin your outlook on life.
"Okay, okay, dear [Mr. Pitt], let's go a little further, let's go further forward in memory, further forward..."
"Now, tell me, what did you see?"
The next moment.
Following [Constantine]’s question.
[Pete] immediately opened his eyes that were originally closed.
His eyes were glowing red and he said angrily:
"I saw six armies ordered by Allah to be stationed in the world, and now... they will all be burned alive..."
then.
"Boom~"
In the sound of blazing fire.
[Pete]'s hands were burning fiercely with red fire.
That is the devil's magic flame!
The dazzling light made [Constantine] squint his eyes.
He said hastily:
"Oh~ my God..."
"It's too far, it's too far, [Mr. Pitt], you've gone too far in your memory. It's been a lifetime ago. Go back a little, go back a little..."
"I see my husky jeans...can I put some pants on it..."
That's it, although the process is a bit complicated.
But after some questioning.
[Constantine] has also confirmed the fact that this [world] is indeed not simple.
There are gods and demons here!
But what kind of gods and demons are they specifically?
He glanced at [Pete] who was holding a cheap pizza in front of him with a cheerful face.
He took another look and saw the wild dog wagging its tail, waiting for him to hypnotize him.
I immediately felt that the situation was a bit unimaginable...
ps: By the way, someone took over the follow-up creation of Legend of Sword and Wind and successfully reincarnated the dirty land. I was really touched... I just bought the last single volume of it last month. I really hope Gus can have a good ending...