"The name is just a code name. I have completely settled down and I don't need that kind of thing at all now, so just call me Lieping Guy."
"..."
After twitching his eyes, the pretty registrar continued to ask with some embarrassment:
"Okay, what are your special powers?"
The lying guy spread his hands calmly:
"No, you're just a piece of trash. I'm afraid I can't even beat you. Just fill in the word "trash" in the ability column."
Walk upright and sit upright.
My level of waste is beyond your imagination.
Lazy, ugly, gluttonous and lethargic.
Very stable!
The beautiful woman in charge of registration was a little embarrassed when faced with his frank answer.
I suspect that the other party is playing tricks on me, but there is no evidence.
He could only remind me helplessly: "Are you really sure you want me to register like this?"
"Pretty sure."
Looking at the other party with a positive attitude, the registrar could only respond:
"Oh well……"
Just before this, she had encountered several strange time-travelers. Otherwise, she would have thought that Laiping was playing tricks on her, instead of wondering whether they were playing tricks on her.
Adhering to the principle of never abandoning or giving up, she added:
"We [Court of Travelers] are currently at war with [Reincarnator Forum]. The war has been burning in three hundred worlds, so manpower is needed on the front line. Do you have any intention to participate? Our related rewards are very rich..."
"No need, I don't have much fighting ability, so I won't join in the fun and hold you back."
"..."
——
Half an hour later.
Under the leadership of supervisors.
An independent complex villa with its own garden and swimming pool, with a total area of more than 3,000 square meters, appeared in front of Laiping Lao.
Look at the door frame carved from pure white marble and the luxurious door made of mahogany.
He couldn't help but swallow.
"This is the accommodation arranged for me?"
The supervisor smoked a cigar nonchalantly and said:
"Yes, this is the standard configuration for low-level travellers. It has 22 built-in rooms and is equipped with a central intelligent management and control system. It can perform daily maintenance by itself, open and close the door for you, and change the swimming pool water... And in this community
There are a total of 1,000 villas, all of which are occupied by low-level time travellers."
"If you have nothing to do, you can also get to know your neighbors."
At this point, after thinking about it for a while, he continued with a slightly twisted and awkward expression:
"...But...you'd better be careful, because some low-level time travelers, although not very strong, have very weird abilities. Of course, some low-level time travelers are really trash, and those guys live a real life.
It’s a bit miserable…”
At the end of the sentence, he also glanced at Laping Guy suggestively.
Although he is well-informed, the opponent's ability is simply perfect for him to eat and die.
He was also a little speechless.
With a cautious attitude, Laiping asked speechlessly:
"...Can you elaborate a little more?"
In response, the supervisor did not refuse, but pointed to a villa next door and introduced:
"The owner of that house has a system called the [Entertainment Godfather System]. Its function is to give him various special abilities that can be used in the entertainment industry based on his various achievements in the entertainment industry."
After smacking his lips, Laiping sighed in confusion:
"Sounds okay."
However, the supervisor did not answer, but showed a strange smile, pointed to another villa in the distance and introduced:
"The owner of that villa has a [Super Star System]. Its function is to release various corresponding abilities based on the other person's achievements in the entertainment industry."
"??"
Now Lai Pingguo also felt something was wrong.
Then, the supervisor pointed to a villa and continued to introduce:
"The owner of that villa possesses the [Decathlon's Strongest Actor System], which has almost the same function as the two guys mentioned above..."
"The owner of that villa owns the [Internet Singer System]..."
Listening to the neighbors around me, there are so many people living in the entertainment industry, and I immediately felt a little bit sick.
He is also a time traveler, but he is really a bit out of tune with these guys.
Even the painting style is completely different!
Seeing the pained look on his face, the supervisor suddenly asked:
"Then do you know why I want to introduce a group of guys with similar abilities?"
The lying guy could only shake his head.
"Because, these guys are really living in dire straits."
"The entertainment industry is only that big. Can you imagine that after these guys get together, the show schedule will be overwhelmed?"
"Can you imagine more than ten people releasing the same song at the same time, each claiming to be original, only to be exposed in the end as plagiarizing a singer from a parallel world?"
"I'm embarrassed for them!"
"In addition, their system allows a group of them to compete for Best Actor, Best Actress, and headlines. Sometimes there is a punishment mechanism in the tasks released. If they cannot complete them, they will be punished accordingly."
"For example, the holder of the [Godfather System of the Entertainment Industry] is said to have originally been 1.85 meters tall and had a good looks of 75 points, but now he only has a height of 1.55 centimeters and a disfigured look of less than 60 points.
Due to the system, not even plastic surgery can save him, and there are far more than one or two people worse off than him..."
Hearing this, Laiping was shocked and asked with disbelief:
"Isn't that right? Are these time travelers and the system so involuted?"
The supervisors looked like "you're still too young, young man", shook their heads and sighed: "What's this? In order to be on camera and have time to air the show, they have to be forced to have their hair done by the bosses, and even the men have to sell their bodies.
It was open for business and was blown up by Kikube."
"Fuck! This is too low!"
"You are completely wrong. They are actually quite lucky. Some of the time traveler's cheats are far more deceptive than them, such as the [Tiansha Lone Star System] that defeats relatives and friends.
The [Strongest Shit System] which is difficult to describe in detail, the [Forgive Her System] which is greener than the Hulunbuir Prairie...their level of deception is far beyond your imagination!"
"As long as any one of them is spread out, it will make you miserable!"
"So, you'd better live a good life. Your [Ultimate Lying System] is pretty good..."
Faced with the miserable current situation of all the time-travelers, Lieping Lao could only nod his head in agreement.
[Ultimate Flat Man System], my hero, thank you. I wrongly blamed you before. You are already the conscience of the system world. I will try my best to be a waste in the future and never let down your ability...