Once the atmosphere got down, everyone just kept smoking. No matter whether our makeshift team was on the same page or not, at least we had the same purpose and we had been getting along for a while.
I don't know what they think, but I guess it's similar. - They died this time because I was lucky, but next time, will it be me?
Since ancient times, no one has ever died, and who is not afraid of death?
Zhu Kaihua's carelessness could still play a role in relieving the situation. He stamped out the butt of his cigarette and cursed: "Look at how lifeless you are. If you're afraid of death, don't come here. If something goes wrong now, no one wants to, but you have to think about it."
The solution is not to keep your head down and you won’t die?
After saying that, he pinched his waist, raised his eyebrows angrily, and said word by word: Now, if you want to get out, get out! What a stupid thing!
Zheng Bishan's apprentice held his arms and lowered his head and said: You said it lightly, I want to leave now, but you can find a way out of the forest.
Before Zhu Kaihua could get angry, Zheng Bishan stood up, kicked him, and cursed: "Shame on you!"
But I couldn't understand. What on earth did they do while I was sleeping? I stared at Zheng Bishan's disciple who just spoke and asked: What do you mean by that? What does it mean?
Can't get out?
When I asked, the atmosphere suddenly turned cold again, and several people lowered their heads and remained silent.
I felt that the atmosphere was weird, so I said: What do you mean?! Talk!
However, everyone seemed to have their own concerns, as if they wanted to avoid my topic. This made me angry. Is this trying to isolate me? I glared at the buck-toothed Si and said: Si, if you admit
Brother Sanliang, just tell me what’s going on!
Buck-toothed Si looked at me and then at the rest of them, but he still hesitated to speak. I glared at him and said: Si, if you don't tell me, my brothers will no longer regard you as their brother!
Buck Teeth Si gritted his teeth and said: Brother Sanliang, it's not that we want to hide it from you, the main thing is that it's okay if you don't know, and you'll be upset if you know.
After saying that, he sighed and gritted his teeth and said: When you were asleep, we went out and walked around, and found that we couldn't get out of the forest. If we walked forward, we couldn't turn back at all. Even if we turned back, we couldn't turn out. It was equivalent to being sleepy.
Died in the woods.
Can't get out?
I said: Is this impossible? Zhao Dakui, when you came here, didn’t you mark the way?
Zhao Dakui smiled bitterly and shook his head: I don't know. I can't get out even if I follow the marks. Don't ask me why, I don't know. Anyway, no matter what we do, we just wander around in the forest.
I said: What about your map?
Zhao Dakui unfolded it and pointed to the forest. When I saw it, it was just a rough arrow and there was no detailed route at all.
At this time, Zheng Bishan, who had always had a dark face, said: "This forest is actually a formation. You must have watched The Couple of Condor Heroes, and you know the Peach Blossom Formation on Peach Blossom Island, right? Once people go in, they can't find the formation eye.
I'm fascinated by it. I guess if I'm right, it should be the same here.
I said: Well, old man, since you know, I have heard of the formation thing, but since it is a formation, can it be cracked? The Bagua formation also has the door of life and death, right?
Zheng Bishan shook his head and said with a bitter smile: My old man really doesn't understand this. To break this Qimen Dunjia, it will take those old men from the Feng Shui Association.
What I heard was that Feng Shui Association? It seems that Nana’s Fifth Uncle is the director of this so-called Feng Shui Association? But now we have no way to go or retreat, and there is no way to ask Uncle Five for help, right? Moreover, the old man seems to be right.
These things about my father are very taboo.
I asked: Is there no way at all?
Zheng Bishan said: I heard a very senior senior say that in many ancient tombs, there are such formation designs. In addition to having a map, a layman will most likely be trapped to death if he falls into it. However,
You have to say that there is no way, but there is still something. To use the words of that senior, to break the formation, one must either be proficient in the formation or have a brain disease.
If we are proficient in formations, we don't have to think about it. I don't know what it means to say that the brain is sick, but there are no such talents among us, right?
What he said sounded familiar to me. He seemed to be my second brother, who once told me similar things. Formations are nothing more than blinders. They confuse your brain without you realizing it. But let’s think about it.
If you are sick, wandering around in a daze, and letting you blind your eyes in every possible way, I am just a fool, what can you do to me?
A sudden inspiration flashed in my heart, I patted my head and suddenly realized: Yes, Mr. Zheng, although we have normal brains, we can pretend to be idiots! Ah, no, we are not pretending to be idiots.
They all looked at me, and I couldn't describe my thoughts. After sorting out my thoughts, I continued: What Mr. Zheng said is that the formation is to deceive things with intentions, but
When you meet a fool, you have to deal with the unintentional one.
The reason why we can't get out now is because all our ideas have been calculated by the people who set up the formation. We might as well get out without looking at the map and just go for it with the thinking of an idiot.
As soon as I finished speaking, their eyes lit up. Zhu Kaihua was even more exaggerated. He directly picked up his backpack and said: Xiao Sanliang, it seems that your IQ is very good! Let's go! Let's try to feel like idiots.
We just did what we said. Zhao Dakui put away the map and packed his backpack. When we walked out of the tent, I looked back and realized that the tent was quite well set up and looked more like a temporary shack.
He smiled and said: Are you still in the mood to set up such a big tent?
He bucked his teeth and said with a smile: We are all ready to fight a protracted war in this forest. Mr. Zheng said that if such a formation is installed in this forest, it will be a dead end for us.
When I was about to walk, I asked: What does dead end mean? Tell me about it.
Buck Teeth Four: According to what Mr. Zheng means, we can't get out of this forest during the day. The only chance is at night to find a way out in the direction of the Big Dipper. This way out, whether it is to find the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum or to exit.
, they will definitely be able to get out of this forest.
But at night, there is poisonous gas. It is impossible for us to wander around in the forest. That is to say, we now have gas masks. For the ancients, almost all of them would die if they entered the forest.
That is to say, we need to protect ourselves from poison gas at night, so we built a shed like this to make it safer at night.
After listening to it, I understood. What Zheng Bishan meant was very simple. During the day, you can't find a way out, but at night, you can use the stars to get out. Because the ancients, many ideas were based on celestial phenomena, including the evolution of formations.
, are all based on the arrangement of the stars in the sky. For example, the seven-star life extension in the Rainforest Mountain Tomb is based on the formation of the Ursa Major constellation, isn't it?
But unfortunately, at night, the entire forest is filled with poisonous gas, and it is impossible for us to find a way out. Therefore, this is a dead end with no solution.
Okay, let’s not explain the other gossip. If we say too much, it will be like adding water. Since we have decided to use idiot thinking to break the formation, how to be an idiot is really a problem.
There are a few normal people, but they are all not stupid. If you ask us to think about problems, it is not difficult to mix successful people, but to understand the thinking of an idiot and do things according to the idiot's formal methods is really fucking
It was a technical job. Later, we just chatted and boasted all the way, and Lao Zhu also told a few dirty jokes. The purpose was very simple, that is, to pretend to be on the road without any purpose.
I am quite confident in this method of mine, and apart from this method, we really have no better way. I am even a little bit looking forward to it. As we chatted like this, we walked to the Mausoleum of Emperor Qin. The feeling was
How beautiful? What does the ancients say?
Mountain darkly, vista?
Until we saw a huge tent, the same tent we had when we set out.
My whole expectant heart suddenly fell to the bottom.
We're back again.
Is there really no other way?
We left with full confidence and returned disappointed. When we returned to the tent, Zhu Kaihua threw the package on the ground, lay down on the ground, and sighed secretly: Is my old Zhu Yingming I really going to die here? Poor me outside.
There are so many beauties, I don’t know how many of them have to die for me.
I curled my lips and said: With your virtue, is there anyone who has true love for you? People like you for your money. If you don’t believe me, try living on the street and see which confidante will look at you seriously.
Lao Zhu was struck by what I said, so he closed his eyes and said angrily: I have nothing in common with you.
After driving for another long time, Zhao Dakui burned something, but no one was in the mood to eat. He just took a few bites and sat in the corner, sighing and smoking. He even bucked his teeth. He took out a pen and paper from his backpack and sat down.
Start writing something in the corner.
I stretched my head and took a look. Damn it, there were two words written on the top of the paper: suicide note!
I burst out laughing immediately and said: Fourth child, why don’t you be so fucking funny? Don’t worry, it will be difficult for me to follow your three brothers and I will die. Brother, I have a lifespan as long as the sky, and I want to save the earth. I can
Die so early?
The buck-toothed man obviously lost a lot of trust in me now. He smiled at me and continued writing. As he wrote, he said: I just want to tell you that I have a passbook and I hide it in the underwear compartment on the bedside table.
I scolded: Come on, wait for us to go out, I will give you a million yuan in settling-in allowance, and I will give you one million yuan as promised, and I will exchange it for one piece, and you will sleep with my arms around you, okay? Now this thing you
Stop writing and come with me to clean up the tent. It's best if the poisonous gas can't get in at night. Otherwise, we might cause trouble tonight.
Zhao Dakui put down his pen and paper and said: Brother Sanliang, are you serious? Do you really want to give me one million?
I said, it’s true, it’s real money, but now we have to make sure that we are all alive, otherwise you won’t be able to spend the RMB my friend gave you, right? You can only exchange it for Yin banknotes, but I don’t know what the exchange rate between RMB and Yin banknotes is.