We followed the old village chief and saw the naked Li Erdan in the Li family ancestral hall in the village. This was the young man who secretly monitored Taoist Wang back then. Now he has become like this. To be honest, watching
When I saw Li Erdan, I was very angry. No matter what identity or character that Taoist priest was, I had to admit that he was a very capable person. How could a young man keep an eye on him secretly?
Do you think it's possible? It's like a rookie stalking a peerless hero?
But if it is impossible, the Taoist priest has already discovered the person who is spying on him. Does Li Erdan have any evil intentions? He was just ordered by the village chief at the time to prevent Taoist Wang from stealing the ancestral graves of their Li family. This is wrong.
What?
No. And it is conceivable that Li Erdan, who was a young man back then, must have been a smart person. This person would have his own life, get married, have children and take care of his parents. I am not a kind-hearted person, but I am definitely not
Would do such a sinful thing, so from this moment on, I felt disgusted with this Taoist priest, not because of his mystery, but because of his heart. He can definitely discover this after
The young man later drove him away, but unintentionally turned him into a lunatic, completely ruining a person's life.
No matter what, you should pity the parents who gave birth to Li Erdan, right? But, he didn't.
When Li Erdan saw us coming, he wiped his hair and smiled silly at us. Bai Wenyuan took out our unfinished biscuits from his backpack, tried his best to put on a gentle smile and said to him: Erdan, do you want to eat?
Li Erdan nodded with a silly smile and drooling.
Bai Wenyuan followed the temptation and said: "Tell me, what did that immortal Taoist priest do in the Li family's ancestral tomb back then? I will buy you as much as you want."
Li Erdan nodded decently, but suddenly snatched away the biscuit without tearing the package, and bit into it. While biting, he shouted: "I don't know what kind of god you are."
Bai Wenyuan was not annoyed. He was a very patient person. He took out another pack of ham and said, "Think about it carefully. Don't you remember the Taoist priest who dug out the stone carvings in the ancestral graves? He was the village chief at that time."
Let you monitor him.
Li Erdan still snatched the ham and shouted, "I don't know him."
Bai Wenyuan stood up, sighed and shook his head: It seems that he is really crazy.
I pushed him away and said, "Look at me."
I also forced out a smile and said to Li Erdan: Erdan, do you want a woman? Do you want me to help you find a wife?
When he heard the word woman, Li Erdan threw away Ham, hugged my arm, and drooled: Yes! I want a woman! I want a wife!
Then, he burst into tears and shouted: "But Erdan really doesn't know any gods! Can you be my wife?"
Zhang Zijing acted like a veteran soldier. He kicked Li Erdan away, took out his gun and pointed it at him, saying: Tell me! What did that Taoist priest do that night? Or I will shoot you!
Li Erdan looked up at the gun and actually reached out to grab it. He even said with a silly smile: Hey, Bahru! Baga! Little Japan! You are Little Japan!
Then, he got up and ran.
We looked at each other in confusion. It seemed that we couldn't get any clues from here. At this time, the old village chief asked tremblingly: "How many bosses? Who are you? There are still guys?"
Zhang Zijing took back the gun and said: Don't take the toy you bought for my grandson seriously.
After that, without saying anything, we carried the human-shaped stone sculpture to the village committee compound. After eating another sumptuous game, we gathered together to study the human coffin, but we really still had no clue, because this kind of coffin, inside
There must be a very mysterious mechanism. This kind of mechanism is not to hurt people, but to prevent people from opening it. Bai Wenyuan read in an ancient book that an ancestor of the inversion world used Feng Shui to invert this kind of coffin and forced it.
After opening it, the strong acid inside corroded everything. In addition, there are no clear methods for opening the coffin in any records about human coffins, and we did not want to damage the contents and did not dare to open it without authorization.
what to do?
At the end of the discussion, the starting point of the problem is still Li Erdan, but Li Erdan has become like that, and we are still greeted by three words, what should we do?
The collective wisdom is infinite, and we finally came up with a solution, which is hypnosis - I have to say that our team is really full of talents, and one of them, before joining the industry, was a charlatan, and it just so happened that
He had learned hypnosis from his master who was half a charlatan, and he just did it. We rushed to the ancestral hall again and found Li Erdan sleeping soundly in the corner.
The colleague who was good at hypnosis took out a pocket watch. Bai Wenyuan and I held Li Erdan, who was crying, and let him perform the hypnosis.
However, it failed.
I have never seen real hypnosis, and my previous understanding of this kind of thing only existed in legends. According to what my partner told me, under hypnosis, you are not actually asleep. It is similar to sleepwalking.
The limbs did not fall into deep sleep, but the brain at this time was in a very calm and mysterious state. I won’t mention hypnosis here. The reason why we failed is because Li Erdan is a fool, which is why we
Places that were previously ignored.
Hypnosis requires the cooperation of the hypnotized person, allowing his spirit and eyes to follow the pocket watch, calming down his mood, and then he can slowly fall into a deep sleep.
But a fool cannot be hypnotized. It is impossible for him to cooperate, let alone to concentrate on one look.
We came with high hopes and returned disappointed. We, a group of people who consider themselves smart, were helpless against a fool.
The next day, we visited the elderly people in the village, led by the village chief, and asked all about the legends of the Li family and the four stone sculptures, but found nothing. Legend has it that Li Zhongzhi was actually Li Zhongzhi.
The pride of the family, and even his immortality, are no secret as legends, but the old people know as much about those stone carvings as we do.
There was nothing we could do, so we all wanted to give up, because Zhang Zijing was anxious to return to Sijiuhuang City and hand over to his leader the trophy of our trip - the Emperor's Mounting Stone.
Finally, we made one last attempt, still targeting Li Erdan, not because we had to embarrass an idiot, but because there was no other way.
The method this time was thought up by Bai Wenyuan, and it was a bit unethical. It was me, pretending to be that Taoist priest, to stimulate Li Erdan, because a person's madness is most likely due to excessive fright, and his thinking, because
His fear at that moment was disordered, and he selectively forgot. Only by reproducing what he feared could his memories be recalled.
Based on my memories of Taoist Wang, I found a black dog, cut its fur into pieces with scissors, and asked the village chief’s wife, a skillful woman, to quickly make a Taoist robe. In order to make it more realistic, I He even broke off a peach wood branch and whittled a peach wood sword. He also asked the village chief to find some gray hair from the old people in the village and make a beard.
After dressing up, basically, under such conditions, it was the limit of what could be done. Everything was ready, and we only waited until evening when we came to the ancestral hall again.
I quietly touched the side of the sleeping Li Erdan and called out in a strange Taoist tone: Li Erdan, do you still remember me?
Li Erdan woke up with a start, looked up and saw me in the moonlight, then looked down at the black dog. In an instant, his facial features were violently twisted together! He looked at me with a look of horror on his face, and crawled backwards. , shouted: I didn’t see anything!! I didn’t see anything! Don’t kill me!!!
I stepped forward and shouted: What on earth did you see!
Li Erdan knelt down and kept kowtowing. After a few kowtows, his head started to bleed. He muttered: Old God! I didn't see anything! Please let me go, let me go. !
I said as gently as possible: Tell me what exactly you saw, and I won't kill you. Otherwise, I will trigger thunder and chop you into powder.
Li Erdan was obviously very afraid of Taoist Wang, with blood all over his face mixed with tears. My thought at the time was that he should still be living on that night when he was spying on Taoist Wang many years ago. It was even possible that after the knot was untied, he Will become a normal person - I even thought at the time that this was a way to cure people who were frightened and became mentally ill.
He hugged my legs and cried: I didn’t see you kneel down to that stone man, nor did I see you kissing or touching it. I didn’t hear her say words to you that I didn’t understand, and I didn’t see her. The stone man gave birth to a child!
I suppressed the shock in my heart and said calmly: Is this all you saw? Didn't you see anything else? If you lie to me, I will kill you.
Li Erdan immediately let go of my legs and kowtowed, saying: No more, no more, I saw these and nothing else.
After confirming several times, I knocked him out and slowly exited the ancestral hall. Only the next day did I find out that this not only failed to cure Li Erdan, but also harmed him. This is what makes me feel guilty when I think about it. The next day, his body was found in the ancestral hall. After listening to Li Erdan's words and thinking hard all night, we were besieged by the villagers because of this.
They thought we knew the secret about the treasure and killed Li Erdan.
Poor mountains and harsh waters bring out unruly people, not to mention red-eyed unruly people.
If they are clamoring to report us to the official, then it is better to say that because of Zhang Zijing's identity issue, we can have unimpeded access to the official website. In fact, if his identity is announced, all the people in this urban area will be affected. The leader will come to pick us up in person, but first, because of our purpose, our trip cannot be made public. Second, the villagers don’t really want to bring us to justice, and I don’t believe they really think that We bosses who are "doing big things in the city" would really kill an idiot for money.