I was dumbfounded and could only hesitantly correct him: Lao Zhu... This is not a god... Didn't you see the Thousand Buddha Cave written on the door? There is probably a monk who wants to become a Buddha or a monk.
If the four elements are all empty, what treasures can a monk have?
Zhu Kaihua curled his lips and said, fart, the bowl Tang Monk begged for was still made of purple willow gold. That thing is so expensive now! Buddhism has been introduced to China for thousands of years. How much incense money is there? How can a monk be poor? I didn’t listen.
The abbot of the Shaolin Temple has billions in Swiss bank deposits, and those are still US dollars. A few years ago, I stole a bucket from the Qinling Mountains, and it was similar, but the owner of the tomb was a Taoist, and I was shocked when I entered the tomb.
Why did he put the coffin on the altar? Later, I found an autobiography of the old Taoist in the coffin. He claimed to be a Taoist from a certain mountain. He dreamed that he had become an immortal, so he buried himself. He was considered a Taoist.
Poor people, right? You don’t know that there are more than one visible weapon in that coffin. The old Taoist priest probably buried all he had collected in his life. The mentality of these individuals is that when they were alive, they did not dare to spend time blatantly due to their status as gods.
Of course, it is left to the queen who becomes an immortal. To put it bluntly, if a person does not do it for himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth.
After saying that, he picked up the gun and started to pry open the coffin board. I quickly stopped him and said, why are you so impatient? How can anyone open a coffin so carelessly?
He pushed me away and pried him off, saying, "Didn't you just say that there are enlightened monks here? These bald donkeys are the most hypocritical. No matter how dirty they are on the inside, they are always compassionate on the surface and do bad things."
They want to do it, but they can't do it because of their reputation. I'm right. There is definitely a treasure inside, and it's safe.
Even though he said it was easy, Zhu Kaihua was a person who was impatient in small things and cautious in big things. Before that, he carefully used a knife to draw a circle in the gap between the coffin boards. This was the fire paint that broke the seal and circled around the coffin.
After a lap, he turned his face and said dejectedly: Damn it, grandma, the coffin has been opened! It seems that I can only pick it up.
After saying that, he waved to me and said: Xiao Sanliang, come and help me.
I don’t know what kind of material the coffin board is made of. It’s quite heavy. We both pushed it open with all our strength. I was about to use a flashlight to see what was in the coffin. Zhu Kaihua stopped me and said, I’ll do it.
He didn't even look at what was in the coffin. He rolled up his sleeves and reached into the coffin. When I saw his action, I laughed. How could his clothes have sleeves?
As soon as he put his hand in, his face turned pale in an instant, and he was sweating like he was asking for money. As soon as I saw this posture, even he was so frightened. It was okay, and he held the bronze tightly.
Jian asked: Lao Zhu, don’t hold back your face, what did you touch?
Zhu Kaihua stood there motionless, as if a Zongzi King would rush out when he moved, but moving his mouth would not affect the overall situation. He seemed angry and frightened and said:
Holy shit!! I touched a wet one and it was still warm!!
Hearing him say that, I almost pissed myself with fright. Wet is a jargon in the industry, which means rice dumplings that are not rotten, but what does hot mean?
That means there is something alive inside!
Could it be that the person here is really a fucking god!!?
I was about to rush over with my sword, but I saw Zhu Kaihua fiercely pull out his hand from the coffin, kick his hoof and start running wildly, shouting at me, Xiaosanliang, get out of here! That thing is moving!
I was stunned for a moment, then turned around and ran away. The masters had all run away, so what else could I do with half my fighting power?
He hadn't even taken two steps when he heard a violent cough behind him.
Damn! This is too damn humane. The rats on the first floor can eat people, the owls can catch rats, and grass can grow in the tombs on the second floor. I can bear it, but this Zongzi can also cough, and it’s okay.
Don't let me live! I know clearly that behind me is a master who can scare Zhu Kaihua away, but I still can't help but look back and see what the coughing rice dumpling looks like. Damn it, I'll admit it even if I die!
I turned around and looked at it with a searchlight, and my first reaction was that the clothes on this rice dumpling were quite fashionable.
At this time, the zongzi in front suddenly became hot and made a sound, saying: Don't shine! It's dazzling.
After saying that, there was another violent cough.
Why does this voice sound so familiar?
The light of the searchlight was very strong, and I focused the light on the Zongzi’s face. At this time, the Zongzi became popular, and he cursed: Zhao Sanliang, are you still shining?!
At this time, Zhu Kaihua was running in the distance and calling me, shouting, "Xiao Sanliang, what are you doing standing still! Why don't you run away quickly?"
I turned around and yelled at him
Run like your grandma! This is Zhang Kaixuan.
Yes, it’s Zhang Kaixuan, he is the only one who can make black so reflective and so layered.
I ran over to support him and asked him: Why did you end up in the coffin?
After I finished asking, Zhu Kaihua had already galloped back from a distance. A fierce general is a fierce general, and he is not out of breath. When he came up, he said to Zhang Kaixuan: Damn it, Zhang Laohei, you can take a nap if you want to, you have to get in.
In the coffin?
Zhang Kaixuan glared at him and coughed a few more times. I handed him the water and let him calm down for a long time. The subsequent conversation is not cumbersome here. I can only briefly describe what happened after we separated at Sanchakou.
his experience.
The branch road he took was really an ordinary road without any mechanism. After he walked out, he was waiting for us at the door of the burglar's cave. Then he met Bai Jin as a matter of course. Bai Jin told her that Zhu Kaihua and I had moved on from
Entering this tower tomb through another entrance, she was the one we asked to pick him up. I didn't tell the three of them before that the priest told me that the second brother said that there was a problem with the four of us, so he didn't guard against Bai Jin.
After that, they entered the tomb chamber on the first floor, but they did not encounter the army of rats we encountered. After I told us about our experience on the first floor, we speculated that maybe Zhu Kaihua and I had different ideas, so we happened to encounter the rats.
It is reasonable to say that it was their hunting time, because the owls that appeared later probably came in during the mice's meal time to cast carcasses for prey.
After they arrived on the second floor, they were equally surprised by the scenery inside. They walked very carefully. After all, there would be monsters inside if anything went wrong, and a place that many people were afraid of. How could it be so safe?
Later they discovered the tree, the altar, and the coffin on it.
They also opened the coffin, but it was empty inside!
After that, he was knocked unconscious by a sneak attack by Bai Jin, and then put into the coffin until we opened the coffin. If we had come so late, he would have died of suffocation in it. But he didn't understand, he and Bai Jin
How could Bai Jin close the coffin board that only two people could barely push open?
Zhu Kaihua babbled and said: "You haven't seen how she climbed up a wall of more than ten meters. This woman hides too deep. She is definitely a master."
After saying that, he laughed and said, "But don't be afraid. No matter how powerful she is, she probably won't be able to kill us. Otherwise, she wouldn't have knocked you out but killed you. What's more, Xiao Sanliang wants to kill you."
body.
Thinking of Bai Jin's small face and the fight to death in the tomb.
His face was full of bitterness.
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