I didn't know where to scratch my body with both hands. I just felt itchy all over my body. It was so itchy that I almost wanted to bite my tongue and kill myself. But the next moment, I felt a thrill in my head.
Can't catch it!
Anyone who has suffered from athlete's foot knows that itchy feeling, but you can't scratch it with your hands. The more you scratch it, the more itchy it becomes, and even scratching the skin will only make people worse than death. It can't be athlete's foot.
, just kidding, not to mention that the three of us and a mandrill got athlete's foot at the same time, have you ever seen athlete's foot transmitted to your little brother?
If you can't scratch, you have to find the reason. Rolling all over the floor is definitely not a problem at this time. I pulled off a piece of clothes that was originally strip-shaped and bit it in my mouth. I only felt that the sweat all over my body was flowing downwards like turning on a faucet.
.I opened my small eyes wide and stared at my arms.
In fact, anyone who is not blind can see that my arms are covered with dense black dots! When I grab them with my hands, those black dots jump up and down. At this time, my tongue
They all felt itchy, and the lower third was also attacked. Not only was the penis itchy, it even spread to the anus!
But the name of these black spots quickly came to mind - lice! Commonly known as fleas. When I was a child, I raised a puppy and was bitten to death by this son of a bitch!
But where did these lice suddenly come from? When I looked at the mandrill rolling on the ground, the little pity it had just existed disappeared in an instant. It must have been this bitch who had been in the tomb for who knows how long.
I didn’t pay attention to personal hygiene during the time, so I passed it on to us!
I shouted to Zhu Kaihua and Zhang Kaixuan: What should I do?! This body is covered in fucking lice!
Zhu Kaihua screamed in pain, how could I know! When I saw it, he burst into laughter. Zhu Kaihua might have had lice all over his belly. The guy was lying on the ground and rubbing himself hard.
If I hadn't known that there was grass under his belly, the action would have been much more ambiguous. I regret it in my heart. If I had known that I would have just brought a bottle of pest killer, why am I still suffering this sin?
Your head is quickly searching for a solution, but at this time it is no longer a question of whether your brain is useful or not, but that your whole body is itching and you can't calm down and think.
At this moment, there was a feeling of irritation. Extremely irritation.
Zhu Kaihua yelled next to him, who the hell is so angry? His urine smells so strong?
I lowered my head and looked at my crotch to make sure it wasn't me. Then I looked at Zhang Kaixuan. I could skip this directly. People like him would not pee their pants even if they were itchy to death. A superior person has the dignity of a superior person. Then
It is something more valuable than life, so there is only one person left, Zhu Kaihua.
I knew that this guy was a thief and shouted "Catch the thief", just like the person who was the first to fart so smelly was most likely the one who farted. Zhu Kaihua, who was rolling on the ground, felt my gaze and shouted: Zhao Sanliang, your grandma,
, not me.
Zhu Kaihua passed on a pair of brown trousers. I checked and found no trace of wetness, so I identified the suspect, the mandrill. When I turned my head, I saw a strange scene.
The mandrill was kneeling on the ground, his hands full of mud, and he was wiping his face.
The wiping and wiping didn't seem to satisfy me, and my whole body was rolling in the mud.
Soon, what was in front of me was not a mandrill, but a clay sculpture.
A vivid clay sculpture.
Only two eyes of the whole mandrill were exposed. The rest of the mandrill was completely covered in mud. It looked like a mummy. It just stood there blankly and looked at me. Then, I actually looked at it from its eyes. His eyes showed his embarrassment, so he slowly climbed up the tree and ran away.
All the lice on his body were suffocated in the mud, and all the new lice that came from outside were stuck to the mud. Did this mandrill mix the mud with urine, and then made himself a set of God of War armor?
I once heard an old historical man with eyes say that most of the skills of human survival are learned from animals. I was still not convinced, but this mandrill taught me a vivid lesson!
Zhu Kaihua looked up to the sky and sighed, shouting: I am not as good as a beast? After saying that, he took off his pants and started peeing on the grass. After that, I even looked at him holding his breath and grimacing, From mixing the clay to wiping the face, everything is done in one go.
Of course, while he was smearing the mud, Zhang Kaixuan and I also smeared the mud all over our bodies. I have to say, this method is really easy to use. After Zhu Kaihua smeared the mud, this guy is usually very thick-skinned, but now he probably doesn’t. Sorry, they didn’t even dare to look at Zhang Kaixuan and me.
Just when he walked past us, he sniffed it with his nose and said in confusion: Have you two taken Bezoar Detoxification Tablets? Why is there no smell at all?
After saying that, he hurriedly climbed up the tree and said to us, "Hurry up, because when the mud dries, we won't be able to catch the lice anymore."
Watching his figure disappear among the lush branches, I turned around from being stunned and turned to Zhang Kaixuan, who was standing next to me in a daze.
Zhang Laohei, do you think I should tell Lao Zhu that we actually mixed the mud with water from the bag?
PS This is the area to make money, comrades, the word count is not included here. The story goes like this.
In ancient times, there was a panda who studied under Emperor Xuanwu of Wudang Mountain. After he returned from his studies, he found no rivals in the world. He called himself a Kung Fu Panda, committed adultery, robbery, murder and extravagance, and was outraged by both humans and gods. Every woman in the world wanted to kill him, but he was no match for him.
Later, there was a female knight named Comma from Mount Emei, who was very skilled in martial arts. She wanted to kill evil bears for the people, but because she was young and ignorant and had a cute and naive body shape, she spared her life and only cut off the panda's feet.
Later, the comma heroine washed the bear's feet in the Qiantang River, roasted them, and distributed them to the fans in the game. Everyone looked at the official food and said it was delicious. From now on, the bear's paws will be loved by the world and everyone will yearn for it.
There was a footless panda in the river and lake. Passersby laughed at it. The panda said disdainfully: "You all know about the Emei comma heroine, but you didn't know that she was in the Qiantang River that day."
It’s my Kung Fu Panda’s feet that I’m washing?!
Later, Panda and Sanliang VIPs 50, please Sanliang post a comma to wash your feet just for this reason, and nothing else, just to make everyone laugh. (To be continued)