Chapter 103: Everyone, please open your eyes and don’t mess with those vain people!
"Aha, what are you talking about?"
Hongli smiled and pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know any old pigeons. How could a hard-working person like me be related to pigeons?"
"Huh, don't try to lie to me!"
Chongshui Bingxi's eyes widened: "This is definitely his taste. Tell me, what is your relationship with him?"
"Ah...him and I are..."
Hongli scratched her head and whispered tentatively: "Okay, good friend?"
"Huh? Go to hell!"
"He and I are enemies of life and death, and we have an irreconcilable hatred of annihilation in a sea of blood!"
Hongli immediately changed her mind: "He and his two hundred younger brothers brutally killed many of my relatives and friends in various ways. He is my biggest enemy!"
"Uh..."
Chongshui Bingxi moved his rhinoceros horn away and said suspiciously: "Really? You also have a grudge against that old pigeon?"
"Um, I can take the liberty to ask, what exactly are you and that pigeon..."
Hongli pointed to the sky: "What is the specific relationship?"
In a matter of seconds, she had compiled a bloody love story in her mind.
"You go, rhinoceros and dove are destined not to be together."
"No! Why, as long as we truly love each other..."
"But, that was the decision made by my parents. They think you..."
"I don't accept it, why does our love need to be decided by the previous generation!"
"I don't want to make them sad, I hope you can understand."
"No, no, I will hate you forever!"
"Huh, don't mention it!"
Sure enough, Chong Shui Bingxi had a gloomy expression as if he couldn't bear to look back on the past: "That guy, that guy, he took his little brother to pull on my head while I was sleeping, and he said with a scornful expression who told you not to know how to do it?
Fly!"
"Ah, that, is it possible..."
Hongli felt that she should be fair: "Is it possible that it was a misunderstanding?"
"Thirty-four times!"
"What the hell is this happening? Beat him to death!"
"Yes, beat him to death!"
Chongshui Bingxi looked at Hongli's shared hatred and relaxed his vigilance slightly: "So, why do you smell like him, and he also smells like you...?"
"Ha, stop joking."
Hongli couldn't help but smile and waved her hand: "How stupid am I to be dragged into those guys? Oh, I didn't mean to target you..."
Heavy water ice rhinoceros: "..."
"So what is your relationship with them and what are you doing here?"
Hongli pointed to the Xuanbing spar mine nearby: "Just weigh it for me and let me pack it up and take it away."
"?"
Chong Shui Bingxi looked confused. Is there something wrong with his ears or with his brain?
"Hey, hey, don't put a question mark over your head. Just listen to what I have to say."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Didn't you just ask me about my relationship with that pigeon? I just beat him to death."
"Are you serious?!"
"Hmm."
Hongli patted the storage bag and was ready to run away if she disagreed: "He's still here. If you don't believe me, I'll let you take a look?"
"..."
Chongshui Bingxi looked at Hongli, then at the crystal mine next to him, and gritted his teeth: "Okay, I can weigh you a few hundred pounds!"
Hei Xiaolong eavesdropping from a distance: "?"
"Okay, Brother Bingxi is open!"
"But there is a condition."
"Ah?"
"You have to give me the old pigeon's body in exchange."
Chongshui Bingxi snorted: "I want to eat it one bite at a time to relieve the hatred in my heart!"
"That's too much, that's me..."
"Mom!"
Xiaohuo suddenly spoke up and whispered: "Give it to him. There are dozens of small ones anyway. They are enough."
"Hey, what do you know, you little kid? Can the nutritional value of the small ones be compared with the big ones?"
Hong Li muttered in a low voice: "Look at it, it's so big. After you stew it into soup and eat it, maybe it can be that big too!"
"But..."
Xiaohuo smiled sarcastically: "It doesn't look good if it's too big."
"Well, that makes sense..."
Hong Li frowned in thought, but suddenly reacted and looked at Xiao Huo with wide eyes: "No, what the hell are you talking about? Is this something you, a child, should know?"
"Inherit... inherit the memory!"
"I can finally see that nothing serious has been passed down in your inherited memory. Just leaving it there is poisoning the flowers of the future!"
Hong Li sighed and pulled out the body of Ace Pigeon: "Forget it, just treat it as repayment of travel expenses, handing over the pigeon with one hand and the stone with the other!"
"Okay! It's open enough!"
……
"The old rhinoceros looked quite honest, but turned out to be evil-minded."
Hong Li stared at the fingernail-sized Xuanbing spar in the palm of her hand, feeling its weight, and said speechlessly: "Why am I so happy? Doesn't this alone weigh several hundred kilograms?
It’s a big loss, it’s a big loss, if word gets out, people will definitely laugh at you!”
"Ah, Sister Hongli, it's okay."
Hei Xiaolong smiled sillyly: "This is enough for me to break through, and there is even some leftover!"
"Oh, remember to settle the final payment."
"Huh?"
"I just said it casually."
"So the igloos we both built are not used!"
"How can something like that be as comfortable as at home?"
Looking back at the shrinking snow-capped mountains, Hongli shook her head. She might never come to this ghost place again in her life.
[Heiyang: Hongli, I’m so hot!]
[Hongli: Hey, feel free to come over here, I have prepared a surprise for you!]
【Heiyang:?】
[Hei Yang: Come on, we haven’t seen each other for half a year, are you going to fuck me when we meet?]
[Hongli: Bah, it’s really a surprise this time, where did you think you were going!]
[Heiyang: Not a clock?]
[Hongli: No.]
【Heiyang: Blade?】
[Hongli: No...]
[Hei Yang: What about... rotten apple, rotten egg, cuckold novel clay cake, or do you want to punch me when we meet?]
[Hongli: I’ll give you a knife in the waist. Are you happy?]
[Hei Yang: Hey, I knew it!]
[Hongli: What the hell, are you sick!]
[Hongli: Seriously, it’s a serious surprise, can you believe me for once?]
[Hei Yang: Well, actually, I also prepared a surprise for you...]
[Hei Yang: You still have the nerve to accuse me, don’t you really not believe me?]
[Hongli: No, I just believe you too much!]
[Hei Yang: If nothing else, is the floral skirt not a normal gift, or does it look bad?]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: You know...I don’t like wearing skirts...]
[Hongli: So don’t you just mean to disgust me?!]
[Hei Yang: Then I see you are obviously very happy after wearing it!]
[Hongli: That’s what you want to see!]
[Hongli:...]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hongli: Well, I didn’t say anything, please forget what I said just now, please!]
[Black Sun: Aba Aba]
[Hongli: No, I wore it because you begged me so humbly. Don’t think too much!]
[Hei Yang: Jili Guala]
[Hongli: Do you have to let me cry for you?]
[Hei Yang: Ahem, um... I'm serious, this is really a serious gift.]
[Heiyang: More exciting than a floral skirt!]
[Hongli:???]
[Hongli: Good brother, please show me your noble hand and spare my life?]
[Hei Yang: Then tell me what you like, and I will prepare it for you right away.]
[Hongli: No, we have known each other for so many years, but you don’t know what I like?]
[Hongli: Got it, the feelings have faded.]
[Hei Yang: Wow, then you are sure that what you prepared is what I like?]
【Hongli:?】
[Hongli: No, did you make a mistake?]
[Hongli: Is the point about what I prepared? The point is about me, Silly Dog. My good brother, I put all my effort into preparing a gift for you. You have to like it even if you don’t like it!]
[Hei Yang: Then...I'm looking forward to it?]
[Hongli: That’s pretty much it...]
[Hongli: Ah, ah, don’t worry, I definitely put a lot of thought into what I prepared this time. I’ll keep it until you’re so moved when you see it!]
[Hei Yang: Then, wait and see?]
[Hongli: But don’t expect too much, otherwise you might be disappointed...]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hei Yang: To be honest, I really miss you now...]
[Hongli: Ah? Ah! Haha, haha, this, this is so normal, after all, I am such an excellent person...moths revolve around the light! Yes, that's it!]
[Hei Yang: Well, do you miss me? Seriously.]
【Hongli:!!!】
[Hei Yang: Three exclamation marks, I can’t understand them.]
[Hongli: Just... I just want to be there, I just want you a little bit, don’t be sentimental!]