How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 134 The contradiction between Hei Yang Hongli’s growing good life and her short life span and her unwillingness to work hard
Chapter 134 The contradiction between Hei Yang Hongli’s growing good life and her short life span and her unwillingness to work hard
"!!!"
Upon hearing Hei Yang's words, Hongli's heart almost slowed down by half a beat, and her little head was racing at high speed. Combined with her years of understanding of Hei Yang, the translation of this sentence...
"Go back to your hometown to get married and live a happy life? The pace is so fast!"
Hongli stumbled and almost fell off the bed: "You, are you serious?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then saw Hong Li's excited expression, then thought about it and showed a serious expression.
"If you want to, Xiaoli, it's not impossible..."
"No, no, no, no, I mean, please let me slow down, I'm thinking..."
Hongli's pupils dilated and she took deep breaths.
"Hahu, hahu...
Oh my God, I was confessed to you yesterday, and it seems like I’m going to be proposed to again today!
These two days have been more exciting than the previous sixteen years of my life combined, or does it mean that my life has suddenly started to fast forward?"
"Well, if you think this is too sudden, we can get married in a few years, so there's no need to rush."
Heiyang is still outputting: "However, any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan.
Don’t worry, Xiaoli, I will definitely marry you home!”
"Who told you this? Didn't I behave clearly enough? Who am I going to marry if I don't marry you? Do you have to stress this over and over again?"
Hongli curled her lips, pointed at Hei Yang, and then at herself, with a bit of anticipation on her face: "I'm talking about going home..."
"Ah? Don't you want to go home?"
"I really want to go home!"
Hongli sighed and her expression returned to calm: "But there are a lot of problems in front of you, how are you going to solve them?"
"For example?"
"My parents asked us: Oh, why are you back? Aren't you working hard in the sect?"
"Isn't this simple?"
Hei Yang looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. He stared at the dead fish eyes and said: "To tell the truth, I'm tired of it, I don't want to play anymore, I'm not happy outside, so I can go home and mess around." p>
"Wow, you..."
Hongli thought for a while and choked out a word: "You're too stubborn!"
"I think it's okay. My parents will definitely understand."
Hei Yang spread his hands: "This makes us happy. We can stay with them at home and they can rest assured. How nice."
"Then, what if they hate iron and feel that we have wasted a precious opportunity?"
Hongli expressed her concern: "As parents, we definitely hope that our children will have a good future and a good future.
Just like when we were young, we were woken up by them in the morning to practice martial arts even though we were very reluctant. They are loving mothers and fathers, but sometimes they can become strict!
When that time comes, even if our parents don’t say anything, can we really be lazy and peaceful? Will our parents be very disappointed?"
"This..."
Hei Yang scratched his head. Hong Li was right. To them, hostility and hatred were nothing. The two of them would show no mercy at all.
On the contrary, it is the kind of heavy care and love that sometimes makes people breathless and at a loss.
"Let's talk about it then. Many things need to be done first, and then the results will come. You may not have thought of anything at the time, and the reasons will be added later."
Hei Yang shook his head: "Accidents are always the natural enemy of leisure, but if you don't pursue what you want just because accidents may occur, you are putting the cart before the horse."
"But..."
Hong Li wanted to say something else, but was interrupted by Hei Yang who suddenly reacted.
"I said, Hong Mouli..."
"Ah..."
Hong Li suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart: "What, what's wrong? Haha, Hei Yang, what are you looking at? What are you looking at me for?"
"Are you..."
Hei Yang squinted his eyes and said in a faint voice: "What are you hiding from me? Why do I feel like you are always looking for excuses?"
"Haha, haha, how could it be, how could I hide something from you? You are too sensitive!"
"That means you don't want to go home or be with me?"
"That's right, I'm hiding something from you!"
Hongli is scared instantly.
"Wouldn't it be okay if you admit it earlier?"
Hei Yang crossed his arms and looked at Hong Li: "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"That, do you still remember..."
Hongli whispered: "In order to make you train hard, I didn't just write a letter, and then I blew myself up to the foundation-building stage."
"Hmm, that's what happened."
Hei Yang nodded: "Then what? Aren't we in the foundation building period now?"
"But the key is..."
Hongli's voice became smaller and smaller: "I have been writing letters home since then. I miss home. You can understand, right?"
"I understand it very well, but what's the point?"
"Then, I don't have to report good news or bad news, so I told them that I practiced hard in the sect and my cultivation level kept rising!"
"Good guy, are you reporting good news instead of bad news? You are just spreading rumors!"
Hei Yang was delighted: "Why, you won't keep updating your false cultivation base in the letter, right?
How many levels of foundation building have you updated to? Tell me and let me laugh."
"The ninth level of Nascent Soul..."
"Hmm...huh?"
Hei Yang picked his ears and widened his eyes: "What, what, what, what, you say it again and I'll listen?"
"Hey, you're deaf!"
Hongli said angrily: "Ninth level of Nascent Soul! Did you hear that?!"
"Good guy, Sister Hong, you are really good at boasting."
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Why didn't you say that you directly became the leader of the Five Elements Sect?"
Hongli: "I've already been accepted."
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "Later I resigned and gave way to young people."
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "Then, the current plot is that I serve as the supreme elder in the sect, and I practice hard in seclusion, trying to break through the realm...
Well, I don’t know what the state after Nascent Soul is, so I can only use this explanation to get through it!”
"Your lies are quite logical!"
"Of course."
"Of course you are tall!"
Hei Yang couldn't stand it anymore: "You still look very proud. Why, are you afraid that your lies will be exposed when you go back, so you deceive yourself and others?"
"I didn't stop it for a while."
Hongli smiled and said: "What do you think I should do if they ask me when I go back?"
"My suggestion is that long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Telling the truth is better than anything else."
"It doesn't work, it doesn't work. In that case, wouldn't it be a shame?"
"Are you still afraid of being embarrassed in front of your parents?"
"What if my parents have already spread the word? My neighbors, my aunts and uncles all know about it, so where can I put my face?"
"Then don't want it!"
"Aha? So my face is just gone?"
"That's right. When I lied in the first place, I should have had the consciousness to die after being exposed."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "However, I do have another solution, why don't you listen to it?"
"Teacher Hei, please explain in detail!"
"It's very simple, one word, pretend!"
"Wow, you finally got the word count right!"
"Climb, don't interrupt!"
Hei Yang replied casually and continued to explain: "Think about it, my parents don't understand the specific realm anyway, and they just want to know how you are doing when you reply to your letter.
In this case, if you insist on saying that you are Nascent Soul despite Zhuji's head, they won't know, right?"
"Isn't this just like lying to my parents?"
"Didn't you lie to your parents first?"
"No, no, no, what do you think..."
Hongli made reasonable assumptions and speculations: "If you lie to your parents like this, big problems may arise. For example, one day a Nascent Soul-level boss suddenly passes by our hometown..."
Valley Donkey
Hei Yang: "Well..."
Yuanying monk: I am in the Yuanying stage.
Parents: It’s nothing great, and so are my children.
Monk Nascent Soul: Oh? I must ask for advice!
Heiyang, Hongli:......
"Hey, hey, what kind of outrageous imagination are you talking about!"
Hei Yang waved his hand to pop the bubble of Hong Li's imagination, and said speechlessly: "No matter how you think about it, the probability of such a thing happening is almost non-existent. If the Nascent Soul cultivator passes by, you really dare to think about it!"
"Then you can be reincarnated, and we can get this rescuer..."
Hong Li said unconvinced: "Then my idea is not completely impossible, right?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Ah——"*2
The two of them wailed at the same time, looked up and collapsed on the bed. Their heads accidentally hit each other, making their heads hurt even more.
"I finally figured it out."
Hei Yang sighed.
"When a lie is told, it must be covered up with more lies."
Hongli's face was full of helplessness: "But the final result..."
“It’s often far from what you wanted at the beginning.”
Hei Yang answered: "It's like when we didn't want to come to Five Elements Sect, and then we told a bunch of lies."
"But in the end, I was almost swallowed by a tiger out of nowhere, got engaged out of nowhere, and got caught in the Five Elements Sect out of nowhere."
Hongli wailed: "It's too difficult!"
"So..."
The two people tilted their heads and looked at each other: "It would be easier to just tell the truth from the beginning!"
"What about your face?"
Hei Yang said feebly: "Don't you want it anymore?"
"No more, no more."
Hongli said directly: "Anyway, I have done countless embarrassing things, and this one is not the least of them."
"Also..."
Hei Yang nodded: "Then you say, how about I write a letter back and tell our parents our thoughts and see what their answers are?"
"Hey, what a mama's boy."
Hongli looked disdainful: "Can you have some opinions?"
"Oh, then you have your own opinion, come up with a solution!"
"Haha, I have experience writing letters, let me help you!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Then it's decided."
Hei Yang concluded: "Then, are there any other questions?"
"Hmm."
Hongli raised a question: "Where are the piles of souls that Po Meng entrusted to you, how are you going to deal with them?
Take it back to your hometown and make it spooky?"
"I haven't started researching yet."
Hei Yang thought for a while: "We can buy a house and use it to deal with those things...
Uh, why does it sound like there is trouble!"
"Okay, I won't ask any more questions about this. The next one is the last and most fatal question."
Hongli said one word at a time: "Then are we still cultivating immortals?"
"Huh?"
"In the foundation building period, if nothing happens, the lifespan will be three hundred years."
Hongli's eyes were blank: "Then, we will die of old age one after another, and before that, my parents will leave first..."
"..."
Hei Yang fell into silence: "Three hundred years is too short..."
"It's obvious that your two lifetimes combined are only more than thirty years, but you still think that three hundred years is too short?"
Hong Li turned around and poked Hei Yang in the face: "Maybe you will be tired of living by then?"
"Birth, old age, illness and death are human nature."
Hei Yang said somewhat insincerely: "Let nature take its course..."
"Then are you willing to let go of your parents?"
"Reluctant to give up."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"We..."
Hongli murmured in a low voice: "Are you too greedy?"
"Of course we are greedy."
Hei Yang sighed: "I want a relaxed life but don't want this happiness to end. This is really too greedy."
"Then you said..."
Hong Li traced her fingers on Hei Yang's face: "Do you want to see me grow old in the future, unable to run or jump, and then live on the bed, never to be seen again?"
"I don't want to."
Hei Yang muttered: "So I have to find a way to die before you."
Hong Li: "???"
"No, if you don't want to, then I will, right?"
Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek hard: "Oh, you are enjoying the happiness, and you just kick off your legs and leave at the end. It's me who has to suffer, right?"
"This question seems a bit familiar."
Hei Yang frowned and thought.
"Nonsense, we have been discussing this issue since the first chapter."
Hong Li said speechlessly: "As of now, there is still no solution, or in other words, if there is a solution, you don't do it. If you practice hard and strive to become an immortal, wouldn't we not have so many worries?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang caught the blind spot: "Why am I practicing, not you? Not you? Not you?"
"Won't I get tired?"
Hong Li said matter-of-factly: "Don't you like the lovely Hong Li? If you do, don't make her sad. If you don't want to make her sad, just practice hard!"
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Then you don't like Hei Yang? Don't like Hei Yang? Don't like Hei Yang?"
"Of course I like it!"
Hong Li suddenly showed a desolate look and covered her heart: "Ah~ I am tired on your body, and it hurts on my heart. My heartache for you is even more than your tiredness!
But I am willing to endure this pain, don’t you understand how big my sacrifice is?!"
"So painful?!"
Hei Yang's expression changed drastically: "Then it's up to me to feel sorry for you!"
"No, I feel bad."
"I feel bad!"
"My heart is not good, I feel pain first!"
"If you have a bad heart, it's better to stop hurting!"
"What the hell..."
"What the hell..."
"Let's break up, we can't survive this life!"
"Huh, let's divide it up. It seems like whoever is missing can't survive!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"I'm joking! Don't take it seriously, I don't want to break up, wuwuwu..."*2