How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 138: With the development of the times, Sadako needs to keep pace with the times so as not to fall into the hands of perverts
Chapter 138: With the development of the times, Sadako needs to keep pace with the times so as not to fall into the hands of perverts
"Ahhhhh, how could such a thing happen!"
Hongli was lying on the bed at Huo Bei's house, feeling a little manic: "It feels like they are targeting me deliberately! Human beings can't always be unlucky!"
"Mom, Xiaohuo's nest is not big enough!"
Xiaohuo beside the bed patted his own nest aggrievedly, trying to squeeze in but felt that it would break the nest: "Xiaohuo has grown too much, and needs to change his nest!"
"Ah, I'll do that for you another day.
Or you can do it yourself, after all, you have grown up."
Hongli waved her hand and said casually: "Besides, you can sleep on the bed. Is there a soft bed in the small room that is comfortable?"
"But my mother rolled around in her sleep in the middle of the night!"
Xiao Huo said seriously: "Xiao Huo may be crushed to death!"
Hongli: "..."
"I'm too lazy to talk to you."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, feeling agitated and wanting to find someone to talk to, but it was already three in the morning, who else could she turn to...
Do you even need to think about this?!
[Hongli: Hei Yang, Hei Yang, wake up! Your brother Hei Xiaolong has done a big job.]
[Hei Yang: Well, what are you doing, what are you doing...
In the middle of the night, sending messages to disturb people's dreams is a sign of a bad conscience...]
[Heiyang: What happened to Xiaolong? Is he sleepwalking again?]
[Hongli: Huh? He can still sleepwalk?]
[Hei Yang: Ah, yes. When he was a child, he came to my house to play. He sleepwalked to the bathroom in the middle of the night. He somehow found his way into my kitchen and started licking the cooking pot...
Otherwise, do you think that why Xiaolong still needs my aunt to accompany him when he comes to practice? Is it because he is afraid that he might plot against his fellow senior fellow apprentice in the middle of the night?]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Have you been tricked?]
[Hei Yang: Nonsense, only fools fall for this trick...]
[Hei Yang: Well, no, didn’t you say that Xiaolong went surfing in the northwest waters, why did he have to do so all the time?]
[Heiyang: Is it exported to the sea?
It’s okay, seawater is inherently bitter and salty, so you can’t taste it.]
[Hongli: Are you so sleepy? If it were such a bad thing, why would I be so excited to send you a message in the middle of the night?
Let me tell you, Hei Xiaolong became famous this time, and the whole sect went crazy!]
【Heiyang:???】
[Hei Yang: The whole sect knows about Xiaolong’s sleepwalking output?! Then his cultivation career is probably over! (Sad)]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli: Wake up first, wash your face and then talk to me.]
[Hei Yang: You're going to trap me to death... ah... wait, I'll look for some clothes...]
【Hongli:!!!】
[Hongli: You have no clothes on now?!]
[Hei Yang: Nonsense, it would be so comfortable to take off your clothes to sleep...]
[Hongli sent a video request]
[Heiyang rejected the video request]
【Heiyang:???】
【Hongli:嘁.】
[Hei Yang: Well, now that you’re awake, let’s talk about it. What big trouble did Xiaolong cause again?
Well, he has grown up, he should bear the responsibility himself if anything happens, he has nothing to do with my brother...]
[Hongli: It’s not that he caused a big mess, Hei Xiaolong has made great contributions. I heard that he was even awarded the position of honorary elder!]
[Hei Yang: He is indeed my brother. I have known since I was a child that he will become something great!
But jade cannot be carved into stone, and Xiaolong’s success today is definitely inseparable from the excellent guidance he received from his brother since he was a child!]
[Hongli:...]
[Hongli sent a video request]
[Hongli: If you refuse me again, try it!]
【Video connected】
Seeing Hei Yang who had finished dressing on the other side of the screen, Hong Li sighed regretfully and explained.
"The thing is probably like this. Some time ago, Hei Xiaolong and my aunt formed a team to explore the ruins dungeon in the northwest sea.
My aunt cut off the connection halfway, and Hei Xiaolong and the others continued to move forward, only to discover that the ruins turned out to be a legacy left by a Nascent Soul stage boss in ancient times.
They couldn't make up their mind, so they quickly sent people back to inform the sect, but they didn't expect that the news would soon be known to the local snake Juan Lang Sect. The reason was that there was also an expedition team from the Juan Lang Sect nearby, and the leader
He is also a monk in the foundation building stage.
The people of the Juanlang Sect wanted to rely on their large numbers to clear the area and drive Xiaolong and the others away. However, they did not expect that Xiaolong was one against three, and with his earth-level magical power, Glacier Heavy Water, he was able to drag them until the sect elders arrived.<
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However, the Juan Lang Sect is not a vegetarian. Because it is close to their own territory, they can move people very quickly. Both sects have not produced a Nascent Soul Stage boss for many years, so no one is willing to give in to this site.
He looks like he is bound to win.
Fortunately, both sides are still decent people. As decent sects, they resisted the urge to fight directly. The two parties reached an agreement and set a bunch of rules.
The specifics are roughly that each sect will send two team leaders in the golden elixir stage, and a maximum of thirty people in the foundation stage. The two teams will enter the ruins together, and each will look at their abilities.
During this period, both sects must strictly restrain their disciples and elders to prevent the conflict from continuing to escalate and unnecessary bloodshed."
"Hmm, it sounds okay. Both parties have maintained restraint. Isn't it the best compromise?"
Hei Yang commented feebly: "But what does this have to do with you? Don't tell me that you were drafted."
"That's not true. I'm a new disciple who has been in school for less than a year. It's not a waste of quota to recruit me."
Hongli waved her hand and held her forehead helplessly.
"But that's not the point. The point is, as soon as I learned that I could directly apply for long-term living abroad without even leaving the sect, I was happy when I was stabbed in the back by your brother from a distance.
The sect has now closed the mountain. Before the problem is solved, the disciples inside the mountain sect cannot go out, and the disciples outside cannot go back..."
"Then just wait."
Hei Yang yawned: "You don't need to support me. I'm still with you at the foot of the mountain. My parents haven't replied yet, so you can just lie down in the sect."
"That's what I said, but I just feel a little unwilling..."
Hongli sighed and suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, my aunt also said that at the golden elixir stage, she can teach her family members how to practice!"
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and became more energetic: "Is there still such a thing?"
"Hmm, in this way, the big problem standing in front of us will be solved!"
Hongli clenched her fists excitedly: "As long as you work hard to reach the Golden Core stage, you can help your parents. Aren't you very excited?"
"As long as you practice hard to reach the golden elixir stage."
Hei Yang grasped the key words with an expressionless expression: "What's going on, Miss Hong is going to end the relationship now, right?"
"Ah, that's not the point."
Hongli said with a smile: "The point is, the beautiful life for the two of us is right in front of us!
In such a happy moment, don’t worry about those small details!
Damn it, don’t yell at me! And don’t look at me with that kind of contempt! And don’t give me the middle finger! And don’t... Damn, you want to fight, right?”
Hongli couldn't help but angrily rolled up her sleeves, revealing her thin white arms: "Believe it or not, I'm going to jump out of the screen and punch you right now!"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang retracted his middle finger, raised his eyebrows, and patted the sheets beside him, showing provocation.
"Come if you can. You can teleport here anyway, but I want to see how you jump back after jumping out?
Well, I can't guarantee what will happen when the time comes, but please don't cry when the time comes. The so-called consequences are at your own risk. You have to think about it..."
"!!!"
Hongli glared: "Threatening me, right? I'm scared of your sister?"
"Come on then."
Hei Yang continued to pat the sheets: "Well, this bed is quite strong. Come on, don't be timid. We are about the same strength, 50-50."
"..."
Hongli was silent for a moment. The meaning of 50-50 means that there is a half chance that she will not be able to defeat her, and the battlefield is not favorable for her...
But...
"Oh, Hei Yang, do you think I will surrender so easily?"
Hong Li curled her lips and a card slipped into her hand: "If I can't teach you a lesson this time, I will take your last name!"
"Wait, what are you going to do?!"
Hei Yang's eyebrows suddenly jumped, and he had a bad premonition in his heart: "Xiao Li, calm down and say what you have to say!
Well, a husband and wife are kind to each other for a hundred days, and when will the injustice be repaid..."
"Oh, are you scared?"
Hong Li turned the card over and showed a villain's smile: "It's too late! It's better to eradicate the root cause as early as possible!"
Props: [Toothache Curse Card]
Effect: Give the selected target an unbearable toothache that lasts all day!
Scope: Foundation building period and below
"Heiyang, pay the price!"
In the boy's horrified eyes, the girl smiled evilly and activated the card!
