Chapter 150: If you don’t bet, I won’t bet. Harmony and happiness come with me!
[Hongli sends you a secret poison (green), do you want to accept it?]
[Heiyang:...]
【Heiyang:???】
[Hongli: Grass!]
[Hongli: What do you mean?]
[Hongli: Don’t name my soup without permission!]
【Heiyang:???】
[Hongli: Wait a moment, right now!]
[Hongli sends you the delicious heart-warming soup (???), do you want to accept it?]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hongli: What’s wrong? What are you doing standing there in a daze? Accept it!]
[Heiyang:...]
[Hongli sent a video request]
"Hey, can you hear me? Can you see the lovely Hongli?"
Hong Li showed a bright smile to the camera: "Hei Yang, why don't you accept the birthday gift made by your girlfriend? What are you doing sitting around there?"
"I'm looking at you."
Hei Yang said quietly.
"Ah?!"
Hongli's face turned red: "You, you, what are you looking at me for? Who told you to look at me!"
"I'm trying to find murderous intent on your face."
Hei Yang chose to receive it, looking at the bowl of unknown liquid named Delicious Love Heart Warming Intestine Soup in front of him, as if the smell from the abyss penetrated his nostrils.
"Xiao Li..."
Hei Yang raised his head, looked at Hong Li with trembling pupils, and asked with luck: "Are you sure you didn't take it by mistake?
Is this a gift? Was this made in the kitchen?"
"..."
Hongli quietly turned her head away. How should I put it? It’s true that I’m a little embarrassed to speak...
"Hey!"
Hei Yang said in a trembling voice: "Hongli! Please explain clearly!"
"Ahem, that..."
Hongli coughed twice, glanced at Hei Yang, and with a heartbeat, she nodded fiercely: "That's right! This is it! The soup I made for you! Come on, drink it while it's hot!"
"..."
Dalang, it’s time to take medicine~
As if there was a voice traveling through time and space, Hei Yang's pupils narrowed and then dilated, and he sat at the table in a daze, holding his chin with both hands, carefully looking at the soup in front of him: "Well, ah, the appearance does not look good at first glance, but
Looking carefully, it seems to coincide with the principles of nature and the wonder of the great road..."
"Hey, so what are you talking about."
Hong Li gradually calmed down and looked at Hei Yang with an unhappy expression: "So are you going to drink or not?"
"This..."
Hei Yang came back to his senses and looked at Hong Li as if he had a toothache: "Have you ever tasted it yourself, Xiao Li?"
"Hey, you really don't want to drink it..."
Hongli turned her head away and curled her lips: "Forget it if you don't want to drink..."
"It's just..."
Hong Lixian glanced at Hei Yang, her eyes full of resentment: "I really didn't expect it to be like this, I really worked hard..."
"Sure enough..."
Hongli lowered her head: "What you want to do but can't do, you can't do it no matter how hard you try.
Things you don’t want to do but can be done, even if you are lazy and lazy, you can go smoothly.
I finally worked hard once, and the result is like this. Sure enough, no matter how hard you try..."
"Okay, okay, girl, stop reading, I know what to do."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and sighed: "I'll drink. I'll drink from the main office, right?"
"You are stupid!"
Hong Li cursed: "It's poisonous. You dare to drink it, but you don't even look to see if it's a human drink?"
Hei Yang: "???"
"No, you are very strange, you know?"
Hei Yang complained speechlessly: "You are the one who wants me to drink, and you are the one who doesn't let me drink. No matter what I do, nothing is right."
"That's not..."
Hongli beeped softly: "The collision of rationality and sensibility!"
"The collision between sin and conscience is right."
Hei Yang rubbed his eyebrows and took out a bottle of soul toxin on a whim. He looked at the bottle and then at the bowl in front of him, and black lines couldn't help but appear on his head.
"What are you holding?"
Hong Li asked curiously: "Antidote?"
"No, I just feel that if you use this as an ingredient for soup, the painting style will match well."
Hei Yang silently took back the soul poison: "Forget it..."
There was silence for a while, and finally Hong Li spoke cautiously: "How about you pass that back and I can practice again until I can't drink it to death, and then I can make soup for you?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hei Yang looked at the soup in the bowl seriously, betting his life and the title of alchemy master. He was sure that this thing should not kill anyone, at least he couldn't die...at most he would be half dead!
Black stockings or life, which is more important?
If this is the case, the price would be too high...
Hei Yang fell into deep thought. Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at Hong Li: "I can drink it, but you can promise me three conditions."
"Uh, what?"
Hongli asked weakly: "Huh?"
"First, practice to the sixth level of foundation building."
"Ah, I have already promised you this. I, Hongli, dare to do what I do!"
"Second, you wear the clothes I made for you."
Hei Yang raised his head and looked at Hong Li seriously: "No rejection! No resistance!"
"Ah this..."
Hongli's face turned from red to white and then red again. Looking at Hei Yang's expression, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva and nodded slowly: "Okay!"
"Third..."
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and continued: "You go and practice your cooking skills for me until you can really eat it. During this period, I will be your food taster."
Hong Li: "!!!"
"No, no, I said big brother..."
Hongli took a breath: "Have you awakened some special fetish? I'm a little scared?"
"Humph, I haven't finished speaking yet."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li fiercely and said word by word: "You know, the clothes I designed for you are not just that one, there are many styles that have not even been designed yet. If there are many for you to wear, you must
The type that resists."
"Gudu."
Hongli swallowed her saliva and felt her legs were a little weak: "What, what do you mean..."
"You already understand."
Hei Yang sneered and said: "Every time I try something from now on, you have to promise me to try one on."
Hong Li: "!!!"
Hongli: "You, you, I, I..."
"What am I, I will tell you if you dare to agree."
Hei Yang continued to chase: "You know, it's obvious that I am the one who suffers more! Or do you think you don't even dare to do this?"
"Who, who said..."
Hongli gritted her teeth and slapped her hand into the wall: "It's not impossible to promise you, but I have to add another condition."
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Elaborate."
"From now on..."
Hongli spoke in a cold voice: "Without my permission, you can only eat what I cook for you!"
Hei Yang: "!!!"
"Are you serious?"
Hei Yang's pupils shrank sharply: "You want to deprive me of one of the great pleasures of the rest of my life?!"
"Oh, how could it be possible? If I can practice my cooking skills well, wouldn't I just cook for you every day?"
Hongli also risked her life: "Do you dare to bet?"
"..."
Hei Yang's eyes turned blood red at some point: "You are right, don't you dare...I will also add another condition. In the future, you can only wear clothes made by me without my permission!" p>
Hong Li: "!!!"
"You're going to let me wear those things all day long?"
Hongli's pupils shook: "What do you think!"
"Humph, it's not like we don't have normal clothes anymore."
Hei Yang snorted coldly, would he let Hongli wear that kind of clothes in front of people other than him? Stop joking!
"It must be normal clothes."
Hei Yang's eyes flashed: "As long as you agree, I will ignore Mrs. Meng's request and make clothes for you!"
Hong Li: "!!!"
What should she do? Reason told her that she should refuse now, because this is a battle that will definitely hurt both sides and make both sides suffer...
Sensibility...
No, that is not emotion at all, it is an indescribable madness, an impulse that is difficult to control, a heavy hammer that ravages the brain...
That’s a red-eye bet!
"Okay!"
Hong Li's eyes were blood red and she stared at Hei Yang: "It's a deal!"
"It's a deal!"
Hei Yang's eyes were also red, and he suddenly raised the bowl...
Hei Yang: "Well..."
Hongli: "What happened again?"
Hei Yang: "Um, can you, can you just take a small sip, no, a small spoonful?"
Hongli: "..."
Hongli: "Forget it, it's my first time, I'll let you go, okay."
Hei Yang: "Okay!"
Black Yang took a deep breath, and the copper snake came out of his sleeves. The gray-white mist spread and enveloped him. Resentful souls and skeletons guarded him.
"If something unexpected happens to me later..."
Hei Yang turned to look at the copper snake, and said solemnly: "Just act according to the situation, I will tell you about my safety!"
"Shasha!"
The copper snake that transformed into a normal size nodded solemnly, and a childish voice came out syllables one after another: "Relax, don't worry! Yes, I'm here...Master, don't worry, go!"<
/p>
"Ouch!"
The resentful spirits nearby were wailing and wanting to add the living to their territory.
The copper snake stares, the resentful soul wails, the gray mist fills the air, and the hand holds the soup bowl...
For a moment, Hei Yang was in a daze, as if he had come to the underworld again. He tremblingly took out a spoon...
After thinking about it, I changed to a larger spoon than an ear pick, scooped it up gently, and swallowed...
"How about..."
Hongli suddenly said, beeping softly: "Let's say goodbye..."
"Oh, regret it now? It's too late!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "There is no retreat!"
"Gudu..."
At that moment, Black Sun seemed to see light... and went out!
"That..."
Hongli looked at Hei Yang and said cautiously: "Are you okay?"
"Ha!"
Hei Yang laughed miserably and gave Hong Li a thumbs up: "Remember, Hei Si!"
"Well..."
Hongli whispered: "Oh, I know, I can't wear it."
"Ha."
There was another sad laugh, and Hei Yang struggled to turn his head and looked at the copper snake: "The next step is left to you."
"Hmm!"
Bronze Snake nodded with admiration in his eyes: "Let go, don't worry!"
"Yeah."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth curled up, and his whole body softened...
"Bang!"
The screen goes black.
Hongli: "..."
"I should..."
Hongli murmured in a low voice: "You won't be a widow, right?"