How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 160: When you finally build a villain organization, you will feel sorry for them if you don’t spend a few more times!
Chapter 160: When you finally build a villain organization, you will feel sorry for them if you don’t spend a few more times!
"I feel..."
Hei Yang looked up and saw the setting sun again. He couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "If it weren't for your command, I should have successfully arrived home after shopping, instead of just leaving the store like this!"
"I really don't think that pink fabric is that good..."
Hong Li frowned and commented sharply: "It's not that the color pink is bad, but that kind of pink, how should I put it, gives me a feeling that it just doesn't please my eyes!"
"If you don't like it, just cut it into a rag and use it... So are you listening to me?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I've left the store now, so you don't have to be picky anymore.
Really, I remember when you used to buy clothes, the standard was "a piece of cloth that is thick enough to cover the wind and cold". I haven't seen you, how do you choose?"
"It was different back then."
Hong Li showed her hands as a matter of course and said: "At that time, we went shopping together. You walked and I had to walk. I must have finished shopping early and gone back to rest early!
I don’t know what other girls are like. When I go shopping, I really don’t have unlimited energy!
But it’s different now. The current situation is that I can lie down in bed and talk nonsense, but you have to run back and forth because of my words. Ah, it’s very pleasing to watch!
So, it doesn’t really matter what color the fabric is, what’s important is that I finally have the opportunity to manipulate you as I please, so I must take advantage of it, right?”
“You’re trying to be disgusting, right?”
"That can't be done."
Hongli smiled and said: "Think about it, before you came out, you still knew nothing about Wuxing City, but now, your familiarity with these streets is almost the same as that of the locals, right?" p>
"That's not the case."
Hei Yang mocked: "I have been to places that locals often go to, I have also been to places that locals don't often go to, and I still went to places that locals have never been to. How about that?"
It looks familiar!"
In just half a day, the creature named Black Sun appeared in every corner of Wuxing City except the fabric store.
During this period, they also encountered six illegal transactions, three meetings with secret organizations that were not sure whether they were legal or not, and even broke into a small human trafficker's den, saving dozens of children from dire straits.
When he saw the children finding their parents from a distance, smiling happily, he was about to turn around to hide his merits and fame, leaving behind a mysterious legend of a city hero, but he discovered that behind him was a fabric store, crap!
"Don't give me blind orders."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If you guide me to some dragon's pond and tiger's den, and I become a lost person, just cry!"
"The dragon's pond and the tiger's den will not be the same."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and said casually: "It happens to be this street, that Daxueshan ingredient store. You have passed by the door of that store several times. Go inside and help me see if their Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is in stock. Is there any?
If you want, help me buy a few dozen kilograms for me to use for cooking."
"彳亍."
Hei Yang nodded, walked into the store Hong Li mentioned, found one of the sales assistants, and asked, "Do you sell snow mountain flying pigeons in the store?"
"Ah, this guest came just in time."
The salesperson was stunned for a moment, then smiled and led Hei Yang to the storage area. As he walked, he explained: "A new batch just arrived today, and we haven't even had time to load it yet. It's absolutely fresh, so I said you're a good customer. Because recently, there has always been a customer who came to buy all the goods as soon as we waited for them. Later, we increased the purchase quantity a few times, but unexpectedly, the customer bought all the goods. He was satisfied that we have the most goods here...
…”
【Hongli:!!!】
"Huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but ask: "Um, is that customer a girl?"
"Ah, how did you know?"
"Then she is less than 1.6 meters tall?"
[Hongli: Wait, what the hell do you mean? Who do you mean?]
[Hongli: Besides, I’m not in a hurry, nor have I been poked in a painful spot. Anyway, who are you to blame for being 1.6 meters tall!]
"Well, no, that guest is very tall. Visual inspection...well, we can't leak the information."
The salesperson shook his head and smiled. After receiving the news from the logistics storage room, he nodded and stopped continuing the topic.
"Well, we have replenished a total of 200 pieces this time, and we will sell them regardless of the pound.
Because the Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is a relatively precious semi-spiritual beast, our suppliers cannot provide much.
Moreover, various dangerous factors must be taken into consideration, such as avoiding collisions with the ace pigeons in the foundation-building period.
Coupled with storage and labor factors, the price may be a bit expensive, please understand us...
Well, a snow mountain flying pigeon requires three low-grade spiritual stones!"
[Hongli: Oh, that’s it? That’s it? Heiyang, quickly pay for it and blind their eyes!]
"Hmm."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "It's not expensive, so let's get fifty."
[Hongli: Just fifty? Just fifty? Not all packed?]
[Hongli: I remembered it. The guy the salesperson just mentioned seems to be the guy who cut me off last time!]
[Hongli: No, Heiyang will buy it all for her quickly, so that she can experience how I felt at that time!]
[Heiyang: Can’t hear, can’t hear.]
[Hongli: Heiyang Big Silly Dog!]
[Heiyang: I won’t buy it for you if I ask again.]
"Ah this..."
The salesperson was stunned for a moment. Even if Hei Yang didn't buy them all, if he bought fifty of them at once, does he own a restaurant?
But most people have their own supply channels for their meals. As far as she knows...
"Are you really fifty?"
"Make sure, I didn't bite my tongue."
Hei Yang nodded and took out a storage bag from his arms: "Should we pay directly or cash on delivery? How do you say it?"
"Ah, please wait a moment..."
The saleswoman responded quickly and notified her colleagues to pick up the goods. The smile on her face became even brighter, but in the spirit of professionalism, she still reminded her.
"Thank you for your support to us, but the store also reminds you that although Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is very nutritious and has many effects, eating too much will cause difficulty in digestion and may even lead to coldness.
If you are not a practitioner, you still can’t eat too much at one time.”
"You don't have to worry, this guy is a genuine practitioner."
A frivolous female voice came from the side, and a woman with a good figure and beautiful appearance walked from the side. She smiled and said to the salesperson: "Old rules, I want all the remaining pigeons."
"Ah...ah!"
The salesperson was still surprised by the news, but when he saw the woman, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he showed a bit of apology: "Miss Duanmu, you are here, but there may be less time today."
"It doesn't matter, I just heard it. I'm open for business, but I can't buy it when others buy it. It's normal!"
Miss Duanmu smiled and turned to look at Hei Yang: "Besides, I don't dare to offend such an enigmatic fellow Taoist!
Oh, by the way, Taoist fellow Taoist, you can call me Duanmu Qiaofeng, but I don’t know the Taoist fellow Taoist’s name. Are you interested in getting to know me?"
While talking, Duanmu Qiaofeng seemed to be giving me a wink!
However, in her heart, she was wary and curious. It was not so much that she could not see through the person in front of her, but rather that she did not dare to observe him directly. Her intuition told her that peeping rashly would be dangerous and would most likely arouse the other person's alert.<
/p>
Obviously, the man in front of her either has a higher level of cultivation than her, or he has a superb method to hide his cultivation level. She is wary of the former, but is interested in the latter.
The monk who suddenly appeared does not seem to be a disciple of the Five Elements Sect, so he may be able to take advantage of it...
【Hongli:!!!】
【Hongli:!!!!!!】
[Hongli: Damn it! Woman, you are playing with fire! Do you know whose man you are touching!]
[Hongli: No! It’s hopeless. You’re hopeless. Now commit suicide on the spot. Maybe I’ll give you a chance to lose your soul!
Come on, go to hell, don’t challenge my tolerance!】
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang blinked and couldn't help but touch the floor with his toes: "Well, sorry, I'm not familiar with it."
Name: Duanmu Qiaofeng
Dao number: Tianyunzi
Cultivation: Sixth level of golden elixir
Magical powers: Calculate the sky (blue) Cut luck (blue) Jue danger (blue) Steal life (blue) Gu heart (blue)
Identity: Former elder of Tianmen
"Huh?"
Duanmu Qiaofeng raised the corners of his mouth and showed a smile that he thought was very charming. He instantly changed his approach and made a common courtesy among strangers in the spiritual world. He said apologetically: "Qiaofeng was abrupt. I just saw him."
My Taoist friend also came to buy this snow-capped mountain flying pigeon, and he is also a talented person, so I have some thoughts of making friends, and there is absolutely no conspiracy."
I believe you, you are a bad woman, your identity information has been exposed.
Hei Yang couldn't help complaining in his heart, and imitated Duanmu Qiaofeng in returning the gift, showing a fake smile: "Haha, I was just a villain, but I was just entrusted by others, and I didn't want to buy this.
Pigeon, so there is no fate between us, so I won’t disturb fellow Taoist."
[Hongli: Did you hear that?! Ugly woman! My Heiyang said, I have no intention of talking to you, just stay where you can and cool off!]
"!!!"
Seeing Hei Yang returning the gift, the smile on Duanmu Qiaofeng's face deepened. The actions of the two parties in this etiquette are different. Most disciples of the sect or big men in the cultivation world know it. However, this person didn't know it. It seems to be good luck.
The casual cultivator!
After the appraisal is completed, you can provoke!
Thinking of this, Duanmu Qiaofeng moved slightly and approached Hei Yang. The latter quickly moved to avoid it, which made Duanmu Qiaofeng look higher and more interested.
Outstanding talent, extraordinary luck, perseverance, no background...
They are considered Tianmen, they like this kind of little fat sheep!
It's hard to say, but it can also improve her cultivation level...
"Haha, there is no need to disturb me. Meeting each other means we are destined. Many friends and many paths..."
【Hongli:!!!】
[Hongli: I think your head is very similar to the tip of your grandma’s spear. Do you want to come together and make a hole!!!]
"Ah, there is no need for multiple roads..."
The corners of Hei Yang's mouth twitched crazily, and his face looked weird. Multiple ways? I'm afraid you won't have any way to go.
My girlfriend is watching, please respect yourself!
But having said that, it turns out that the few people in the royal capital are not all of Tianmen. The distribution of these remnants is quite wide...
Through several people he met in the royal capital before, Hei Yang also had some understanding of the behavior and style of the Suan Tianmen, such as stealing people's luck, plotting to frame them, and peeking into privacy...
So, why are these guys here?
Hei Yang's eyes flashed, and he was wary. He said a few perfunctory words to the other party, paid for the pigeon, and walked out of the store quickly.
I'll think about those things later. The most important thing right now is to appease my girlfriend...
"Creak, creak, creak, creak..."
Hong Li's face was gloomy at this time, and she was grinding her teeth crazily. The barrel of the fine iron spear in her hand began to scream because it couldn't bear the strength of the grip, and the barrel of the gun was about to break.
"Kill her! Kill her!"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang in the screen with red eyes: "How could you run away? Turn around quickly and kill her!"
"Hey, sister, calm down first."
Hei Yang sweated profusely on his forehead, knowing that this was another life-and-death test, so he quickly explained: "Let's not talk about the consequences of fighting monks in a human shop or in the Five Elements City. After all, it is a golden elixir stage. Should I just kill him?
?"
"You can kill her by showing all your cards!"
"What if she has an accomplice?"
"I'll wave you over. This is at the foot of the Five Elements Sect Mountain!"
"Ah, that makes sense. It's just that Tianmen has always been good at running away. Should we start a war directly in the city?"
"But she seduced you!"
"Crack!"
The gun barrel finally broke under the load, and Hongli's fist trembled: "You deserve to die!"
"She must have ulterior motives."
Hei Yang sighed: "Xiaoli, don't you still believe me?"
"Of course I believe you!"
Hongli shouted: "Because I believe in you, what if you were taken advantage of by her! If you had been slower to dodge just now, her chicken claws would have touched your delicate body!"
"God has such a delicate body. If you want to describe me, it should be like a tiger's body shaking."
Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "It's not like I didn't touch it."
"It's too late when you encounter it!"
The more Hong Li thought about it, the angrier she became: "Whether it's to seduce you or to have ulterior motives for you, you deserve to die!"
"Okay, okay, I know."
Hei Yang waved his hand, lowered his head slightly, and responded softly in his mind: "Didn't we agree before that anyone who takes the initiative to provoke us can be killed, and there is no need to be so angry.
She is secretly following behind now. Waiting for me to get rid of her, she will do the opposite and follow her to their lair. No one can escape."
"No!"
Hongli refused directly: "If you just go there directly, what if there are too many people to defeat them?"
"I will quietly drive Shenyin, go over and take a look at the location of their lair, and mark it first. I will definitely not rush straight into it stupidly."
"But..."
Hongli shook her head: "No, I will teleport there right now and go with you..."
"Don't say goodbye."
Hei Yang quickly stopped him: "You are in the Five Elements Sect. If I encounter danger, I can still run to you. What if you come over and we are all killed?"
"Ah, that makes sense..."
Hong Li reacted and looked at Hei Yang: "Then be careful, just take one look and leave."
"Oh, you are still worried about me?"
Hei Yang smiled and activated his divine power, causing Duanmu Qiaofeng, who was following far behind, to stare and rub his eyes in disbelief.
"Don't worry."
Hei Yang stood on the roof, lowering his head and quietly looking at the half-shocked and half-bewildered Duanmu Qiaofeng below: "No one can escape."
"Yes, yes, you are the best."
Hongli gradually regained her composure: "If one of you escapes, just die as an apology."
"That's not possible."
"You dare to say but not admit it, right?"
"I am cautious and don't make promises easily if I can't do it."
"Then you reassured me just now?"
"The words I just said were well-intentioned. I was trying to make you happy. The nature is different."
"Fuck, what the hell are you..."
"Xiao Li? Xiao Li?"
Hong Ling gently pushed open Hongli's bedroom door and stuck her head out: "If nothing happens, we'll leave..."
"Don't even think about leaving!"
Hongli turned around suddenly, her aunt staggered with murderous intent.
"Ah..."
Hong Ling had a question mark on her face, pointed at Hong Li, and then at herself: "Ah this?"
"Uh..."
Hongli blinked her eyes and showed an awkward but polite smile: "Well, I mean, I'm going to send you off. I won't send you out of the house myself. That would be so embarrassing!"