How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 166: Many things are done first and then thought about later, and the reasons are found after the fact...
Chapter 166: Many things are done first and then thought about later, and the reasons are found after the fact...
"Oh ho!"
Hongli suddenly reacted and shouted: "Master! Master! That's me! The master who is traveling with him is me!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Hei Yang frowned and said: "You are not tall, how can you call yourself a tall person if you are only 1.5 meters tall?"
"!!!"
Hongli's eyes widened, she raised her chest and raised her head, emphasizing: "One meter six, I said it was one meter six, I've grown taller! If you don't believe me, come and measure me!
In addition, guys who use their height to attack people are really incompetent! Hei Yang, can you die?"
"Ah, my bad, my bad."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li and found that the other party was already furious. He changed the subject with satisfaction: "Okay, okay, continue to listen to what they say. This plot dialogue is not exciting."
"What's there?"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Look at how unabashed they are, they must be discussing these things all day long.
If it were really a secret, it probably wouldn’t be known to so many people.”
"After the other party broke through, he returned to the sect."
Ding Bu continued: "After that, the other party went to the ruins in the northwest sea. I wanted to take action at that time, but I didn't expect that the ruins were left by a foreign Nascent Soul, which made it difficult for me to take action...
”
"Nascent Soul?!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng and Lu Jiu were startled at the same time, and then their eyes showed excitement.
"Sure enough, I saw it right, that Hei Xiaolong is indeed a man of great luck!"
"Who cares about his great luck?! Isn't it better to just seize the Nascent Soul relics?"
"Why can't we have both!"
"Good idea! I agree!"
"Okay, you two, stop dreaming."
Ding Bu waved his hand and poured cold water on it: "Can you and I get involved in the ruins of Yuanying at will?"
"Why not?"
Duanmu Qiaofeng said unconvinced: "If we take a few more steps, it is possible to reach Nascent Soul and become an equal existence to the other party, not to mention, it is just a relic..."
"Senior sister is right!"
Lu Jiu nodded in agreement: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's cubs!"
"The ruins have been surrounded by people from the Five Elements Sect and the Juanlang Sect."
Ding Bu waved his hand helplessly: "Now that they have closed down the place, let alone us, even ordinary casual cultivators, or surrounding sects such as Yaowang Valley and Wuliang Sword Sect, it is already too late to rush over after getting the news.
”
"Ah this..."
Duanmu Qiaofeng and Lu Jiu were disappointed: "Brother, why did you say it?"
"Because the next step is the key..."
Ding Bu smiled proudly: "It is for this reason that the Five Elements Sect closed the mountain. The relationship between the two sects is now very tense.
As long as we attack the disciples of the Five Elements Sect during this period, we can easily blame the Juanlang Sect."
"Senior brother means..."
Duanmu Qiaofeng suddenly understood, and her eyes lit up: "We provoked disputes between them, and then let them bite each other..."
"After that, take advantage of the chaos to do something..."
Lu Jiu added: "Not only can I hunt those luck disciples, but also make both sects suffer...
If you're lucky, you can even get a share of the Nascent Soul ruins..."
"Yes, that's why I asked you to call them over."
Ding Bu smiled and pointed at the six Hu Tiantu people: "The next focus will be on the Five Elements Sect.
Even if they close the mountain, they can't completely cut off contact with the outside world, as long as they can successfully anger them..."
"So, why do they think that as long as they provoke, both sides will explode."
Hongli spread her hands speechlessly: "Can't the two parties be alert instantly, stop and work together to kick out the troublemaker first?"
"Who knows for sure? Don't ask me, I don't know either."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "Besides, I'm too lazy to think about what will happen. If it really comes to that point, at worst, you can just file a complaint. Nothing will happen to us."
"Well, that's right..."
Hongli nodded, raised her hands, and stretched out: "Yeah... Well, let's finish it quickly. Finish it early and go home early. Eh? What are you looking at?"
"Ah, well, it's up to you..."
Hei Yang looked away with a guilty conscience, his heart pounding: "It's just, um, it's pretty good-looking."
"Huh?"
"Ahem, keep listening, keep listening..."
"Well..."
Hong Li frowned, sensing something was wrong with Hei Yang.
"Senior brother's plan is really brilliant!"
Lu Jiu echoed: "As long as the water is muddied, we, the Tianmen disciples, can benefit from it."
"Yes, this situation where both sides are suspicious of each other is the most suitable for us!"
After a pause, Duanmu Qiaofeng looked at Hu Tiantu and others, and said in a cold voice: "Did you hear clearly just now?"
"Listen clearly!"*6
"Well, in this case, do you know what to do?"
"I know how to do it!"*6
"Well, very good."
Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded with satisfaction: "Then someone can tell me what to do. You don't have to say it all at once. Just raise your hand first and I'll call your name."
Six people: "..."
Wow, it looks like there are ants crawling on the ground, it’s really wonderful!
Duanmu Qiaofeng: "???"
"Grass."
Hei Yang suddenly cursed, causing Hong Li to turn her head and look sideways: "Huh?"
"It's okay, it's just..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but smile: "Suddenly it occurred to me that when I was a student, I was both carefree and happy."
"Aha, it seems that you had fun times before."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "But I'm not in the happy hour, so bad review."
"Uh-huh, actually it's not very happy. I feel happy now when I think about it, but I didn't feel happy at the time."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, and he suddenly gave an example: "Just like the day when Brother Butian was attacked and fainted, if you think back to the impromptu performance we had at that time, don't you think it was quite fun..."
"At that time..."
Hong Li raised her head, her eyes moved upward, and the memory reappeared in her mind: "Well, I remember..."
Chirping, chirping, chirping...
The character in his mind backed away crazily, muttering an unknown language, and then suddenly settled on Hongli herself: "Woo woo woo, I, I won't marry him unless I am!"
"Grass!"
Hongli suddenly covered her face: "Now think about it, I was like a stupid dog at that time, how could I be so stupid!"
"Tsk, be more confident."
Hei Yang said happily: "You are still a stupid dog now."
"Climb, climb, climb!"
Hongli gritted her teeth: "Not only did we fail to achieve our reservation goal, but we were eventually kidnapped.
Even if I was taken away, I got engaged to you out of nowhere, no matter what!
Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered that you bit me when I got on the airship, bit..."
After a pause, Hongli's little face turned rosy with anger and said, "So, to be honest, you were already interested in me at that time!
No, maybe it can be traced back even further, for example, your sixteenth birthday, your fifteenth birthday, your fourteenth birthday..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Hei Yang waved his hand quickly: "Sister, if you go back any further, I will be arrested and put in jail!"
"I think you should find yourself in jail."
Hong Li snorted softly, touched her chin and thought carefully: "Thinking about it this way, the engagement at that time may have been your long-planned conspiracy. In order to trap the naive little Hong Li, the scheming Hei Yang made plans everywhere... Hiss
, It’s too scary, it’s too scary, I can’t even think about it!”
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I'm as smart as a demon. Everything was planned by me. Are you satisfied?"
"That's true!"
Hongli exhaled loudly, with a look of sadness on her face: "Because we have already obtained it, why do we just confess without mercy? It's really, really abominable! But, poor Hongli, she can't get out, she can't escape.
Out, woo woo woo..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "There's a lot of drama."
Hongli: "Hey, it's up to you, just cooperate."
"Sure enough, I don't even know what to do, so I just scream loudly, right?"
Duanmu Qiaofeng snorted coldly and looked at Ding Bu: "Brother, tell them what they should do!"
Ding Bu: "???"
"Just..."
Ding Bu scratched his head, looked at everyone, frowned and muttered: "Just, around the Five Elements Sect as the center, and then... then... then, um, around the Five Elements Sect as the center!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng: "..."
"Well said!"
Hei Yang doesn't think it's a big deal when watching the excitement, and likes to praise situations that embarrass others, and manipulates Hu Tiantu to flatter him immediately: "As expected of my uncle, after those words, I immediately became enlightened, like thunder..."
"Ah, yes, yes."
"Well, yes, yes, you're right!"
Sure enough, facts have proven that Jiayi and Ditto have strong charm no matter which world they are in!
Hearing Hu Tiantu taking the lead in praising, the other five people quickly agreed and rushed to use their talents to create flattery, while Hu Tiantu quietly took a step back and walked away...
"That's enough! What's good?"
Duanmu Qiaofeng suddenly stopped and gritted his teeth and said: "Senior brother, uh, senior brother, his method is certainly advisable!
But, does anyone have a different approach?
Oh? Lu Jiu, do you have any good ideas?"
"Uh, I think..."
Lu Jiu nodded and gestured quietly: "Why can't you change your thinking?"
"Huh?"
"How to change?"
"Since we can't go directly to those Five Elements Sect disciples, we can let them come to us!"
Lu Jiu raised his eyebrows: "For example, let's start with the family members of those disciples..."