How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 168: When the person who comes out of the screen is not your wife, but the netizen who is confronting you...
Chapter 168: When the person who comes out of the screen is not your wife, but the netizen who is confronting you...
"Huh, it's up to you!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng placed the prepared pots, pans, ingredients and other ingredients in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and said with a smile: "For all these years, you two brothers are the ones who cook the most to my taste.
Well, this is this month’s Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon. From now on, your specialty stew will still be yours every night. Well, the old rule is, don’t use too much at one time, just know it well!”
Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will definitely try our best!"
Hu Tiantu: "Ah! Yes!"
"Hey! What? That's it!"
Hongli's eyes were revealed from between the fingers of both hands, staring wide open.
"Oh, you just hired these two apprentices to cook for you, right? You're a personal chef, right? What the hell!"
"Uh..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's eyes, which were partly angry, partly shocked, partly confused, and partly disappointed. He couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hong Li, can you share with everyone what was in your mind just now?"
?"
"You are so capable of making sarcastic remarks!"
Hongli couldn't help but cry out: "She asked you to cook for her! You haven't even done it for me, how can you cook it for her first! Don't do it!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang scratched his head: "But Hu Tiantu is the one cooking, not me."
Isn't this the kind of business game where you control the characters to cook, and then...uh...Daddy's Burger Restaurant?
"No, no, no, just no!"
Hongli crossed her arms and refused: "You can obviously change it to the trustee of the inner demon!"
"Ah, I was planning to do that."
Hei Yang spread his hands and said speechlessly: "After all, who would have nothing to do but cook for others.
But having said that, judging from Duanmu Qiaofeng’s tone, these two brothers are still great chefs, how about you learn from them secretly?”
"No."
Hongli curled her lips: "I don't want to imitate others, my food is unique, the kind that works specifically for you!"
"It sounds a little scary..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he scratched his head, and took out the soul poison he had collected before from the storage bag. He shook his head with some regret: "It's a pity that this thing can't be sent directly, otherwise I will add some ingredients to her." p>
"Hey, as long as you want to do something, persevere and work hard, there is nothing you can't do!"
Hongli clenched her fists: "Didn't she say that the next meals will be cooked by these two brothers. In other words, you have plenty of time to deliver this thing to them and then add ingredients to her.
Well, in order not to attract her attention, I think I should only add a little bit at a time. If it accumulates, it will explode when the time comes. Jiejiejiejiejie..."
"I started with inspirational chicken soup, and ended up talking about this kind of villain speech, right?"
Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "In addition, if you ask me, why can't you add the entire dose to her at once? Wouldn't it be easier and faster?
Like you said, if you add a little bit each time, what if it arouses the other party's alert and fails after being discovered?"
"Oh, you still don't understand?"
Hongli stretched out two fingers and explained with a serious face: "The so-called long-term pain is not as good as short-term pain. Isn't it too cheap for her once?
Haven't you heard? She has been eating the food of the two brothers for who knows how many years, and her vigilance has been greatly reduced. Even if she feels that something is wrong with her, she probably just associates it with other places.
If it were you, you wouldn't have thought that your disciple would have poison that could threaten you, and you would feed her it on time, right?
Besides, the attack is all about taking people by surprise. Wouldn't it be more effective to wait until the critical moment to break out than to break out directly at that moment?
If it breaks out directly at that time, it may alert the snake, but if it happens at a critical moment... tsk tsk, this is what you call a time bomb, and the hanging sword is even more intimidating!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang scratched his head: "You always have more energy when it comes to harming people."
"嘁."
"Come on!"
Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved to the two brothers: "Well, although Master is still beautiful, he can't let down his guard.
This snow-capped mountain flying pigeon is good at anti-aging, beautifying and enlarging breasts, well, you two can do it all, and the one you make is the best for me!"
Hu Tianen: "It's a great honor!"
Hu Tiantu: "Uh-huh!"
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and looked at Hong Li with a scrutinizing gaze: "Nursing beauty...ahem, hehe?"
Hong Li: "!!!"
"You're so stupid!"
Hong Li's brain was trembling, she crossed her arms with a wary face, and looked at Hei Yang with a flushed face: "It's not what you think, I just think the pigeon soup tastes good, so... um!"
Hei Yang: "Hey hehe~~"
"What the hell! I..."
Hongli looked at Hei Yang's expression and couldn't help but gritted her teeth: "Don't giggle like that anymore! Don't look at me like that again!"
Hei Yang: "Hey hehe~~"
Hong Li: "!!!"
"Grass!"
Hongli couldn't hold it any longer and broke the jar directly: "Ah! Yes! It's what you thought! So what! Ah?!"
"Eh...ahem...I mean..."
Seeing Hongli's bulging look about to explode, Hei Yang laughed sarcastically and comforted him in a low voice: "Actually, I think it's okay, and it's not too small..."
"Really?!"
Hong Li raised her head suddenly and reacted instantly, her eyes were weak: "Bah! I want you to take care of it!"
"Why can't I take care of it!"
Hei Yang looked unhappy.
"Ah, this seems to be the case..."
Hongli nodded subconsciously, and her whole body froze: "What the hell are you, what the hell are you... Huhu, you are going to piss me off to death!"
"Ahem, calm down."
Hei Yang tried to calm down the corners of his mouth, but couldn't hold it back: "Well, let's be honest, you are like this, um, it's good, it's really okay..."
"Bah, bah, bah! Do you think I will be happy when I hear you say that? Just dream!"
Hongli directly covered her ears and closed her eyes: "Don't bring it up again, this topic is over!"
"Ah, okay, okay."
Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at Hong Li, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, I still feel uncomfortable even though we are separated by a screen. I still want to see you break through the defense in front of me, and you will be more successful.
Feeling."
"Oh, if I were in front of you, I would poke a hole in your head right now."
Hongli rolled her eyes: "You only have a screen protector to dance with me here."
"Hey, the fire thinks the bottom of the pot is protecting the water."
Hei Yang showed no sign of weakness: "If you don't accept the reality, just touch it."
"Then I can't get out."
Hong Li snorted softly: "When the lockdown is lifted, I have to give you some color to see after the lockdown is lifted."
"We'll see."
Hei Yang retorted, and his consciousness left Hu Tiantu. At the same time, a strange light suddenly flashed in the eyes of a confused boy. He looked at the seven people around him, nodded to each other, and walked outside. p>
"For a group of Qi refining stages, it will be a bit difficult to arrange the remaining five foundation building stages for the time being."
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Hong Li analyzed casually: "So, are we going to arrange other Qi refining periods?"
"Hey, you still understand me."
Hei Yang showed a funny expression: "These disciples in the Qi refining stage usually have their own social circle, so it is easier for them to start a fight.
First, refine the energy to surround and build the foundation, and then arrange the three golden elixirs.
Hehe, if you attack me, no one can escape."
[Red glass teleports to destroy the mushroom*1]
[Hongli: Fire support from good brothers.]
[Hongli: If you lose your game, just place the mushroom and teleport, and let your sister protect you.]
【Heiyang has received】
[Hei Yang: Thank you Xiaoli for the bomb! Playing with it? It’s impossible!]
[Heiyang: Let me show you what it means to be as steady as an old dog!]
[Hongli: Ahem, I have seen this "dog" thing many times, you don't need to demonstrate it to me again.]
[Heiyang:...]
"Hey, let me tell you, I only told you this matter..."
"What, it's mysterious..."
"Oh, wouldn't you know it when you come here? Can I still harm you?"
"That's not the case, I can still trust your character..."
A Qi Refining Stage disciple followed his former friend and walked forward while talking nonsense: "I asked, is this getting more and more remote as we go?"
"Nonsense, what is confidentiality if it's not remote enough?"
The disciple who led the way said indifferently: "Whether love comes or not, it's true, I have never seen a guy like you. This is the first time I see you doing something good for others, and I have to beg you to go. It's so outrageous!"<
/p>
"Hey, don't mind me."
After being scolded, the disciple behind him felt relieved and said with a smile: "I've been a little nervous lately!"
"That's right."
The disciple leading the way suddenly stopped, sighed, and looked at the disciple behind him: "I hope you are not allergic to other things."
"Ah?"
The disciple behind him was stunned for a moment, suddenly having an unknown premonition in his heart, and subconsciously took two steps back, only to bump into a strong chest.
"Ah this..."
The disciple turned his head stiffly. Behind him, seven big men were looking at him with their arms folded.
"Ah——"
The screams stopped suddenly, and under the shadow of the night sky, the inner demon quietly entered the body.