How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 171: When you pretend to be sick and ask for a note from the teacher for no legitimate reason...
Chapter 171: When you pretend to be sick and ask for a note from the teacher for no legitimate reason...
“Xiao Li?’
"Ah?"
"You don't have to go in if you don't want to."
“Really?!’
"Fake.
Hei Yang denied expressionlessly: "Hurry in.'
"You, wait for me to gather my emotions!'
Standing under the window on the side of Elder Huo's house, Hongli tugged on the corner of her clothes and tiptoed to poke her head in: "I have to make sure the elder is there, right?'
“Just knock on the door and everything will be settled.’
Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "It looks like he is wandering in front of the teacher's office
"Hello, I found it here
The staff of the inn came and handed Heiyang's exclusive inn token back to him: "There are two replies to you. Please confirm them here
"Oh, thank you
Hei Yang quickly took it and thanked him, thought about it, and then asked: "Oh, by the way, where is the token with the station code 080*****339? Have you received a reply?'
"Uh, may I ask who you are?
The station staff asked tentatively.
"Collect on behalf of others."
Heiyang answered skillfully: "The answer to the first question that remains is gray, the second question is suspense novels, and the third question is mosquitoes.'
"Oh, please wait
The staff member was stunned and turned back to confirm. He came back a short time later with two more letters in his hand: "Please confirm. In addition, registration is required for collection, so we can do it later
"Hmm
Hong Li turned her head away, fiddled around in her storage bag, took out her station token, glanced at Hei Yang, and couldn't help but said, "Hey, hey, why can you trust me without a token?"
Take it out! How do you know the questions and answers I set? I obviously don’t even remember them!'
Black Sun:
"Guess
Hei Yang said speechlessly:
"Why can't you remember?'
“Huh?’
Hongli tilted her head: "Why? Did you secretly erase my memory?"
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li: "Have you forgotten that I set up all your problems for you?"
Hong Li: "!!!"
"Fuck! It seems true!"
Hongli was shocked: "How could this be so!'
"Because you were too lazy to go, I was the one who went when you applied."
Hei Yang was expressionless: "Remember, I brought your token back to you."
"Ah this, ah haha
Hongli smiled and said: "It seems, indeed, that was many years ago.
"It will change the topic.
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, walked out of the inn, and looked at the four letters in his hand. Well, he knew without guessing that two sets of parents definitely wrote one letter each.
"Really, don't you know it would be cheaper to send them together?
When Hei Yang was mid-sentence, he suddenly slapped his mouth: "Bah, bah, God, they sent it together, sent the letter together, sent the letter together, cough, cough, the child is ignorant and talks nonsense, you can't take it seriously
"What are you mumbling over there?'
Hong Li frowned and looked at Hei Yang: "What did the letter say?"
"I haven't opened it yet.'
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I should be complaining about you, why are you still dawdling outside? Come in quickly!" "Well, I always feel that your words are weird, but I can't explain why. p>
"Don't change the subject!"
"Oh, I got it."
Hongli tugged on a tuft of hair and tugged a little irritably: "So first, see what mom and dad say. If we are not allowed to go back, won't I be dumbfounded if we go in now?'
"That means I'm not next to you now, otherwise I'd have to kick you in."
Hei Yang complained as he walked home.
First, he opened the letter from his mother Qing Yiyi. The familiar Juanxiu handwriting caused some ripples in Hei Yang's heart, and the emotion called longing continued to amplify.
"Well, mom said
Hei Yang read the letter carefully and said softly: "Well, mom said, come back if you want. After you decide on something, you have to act quickly.
Let us not always procrastinate like we do at home, otherwise we will make others feel uncomfortable, because people outside will not tolerate me
"Huh...that's it
Hongli pursed her lips and sighed: "I know, let's go home now!"
Hongli took a deep breath, looked at the door, and knocked lightly!
"Squeak
Surprisingly, the door was unlocked. Standing at the door, you could directly see Elder Huo sitting at a table, frowning and concentrating on playing with a spiritual stone in his hand.
Hearing the sound of the door, he turned his head in confusion, and happened to see the stiff Hong Li outside the door, who was about to say hello
"Boom!"
The spiritual stone in Elder Huo's hand suddenly exploded, blackening his kind old face, revealing only a pair of doubtful eyes.
Hong Li: "!!!"
"Sorry to bother you!'
Hongli's heart twitched and she slammed the door shut again: "Bang!"
"What are you talking about there?'
Hei Yang was reading his mother's letter carefully when he suddenly heard a noise and looked up at Hong Li: "Ah?"
"That
A little cold sweat broke out on Hong Li's head: "Elder Huo, he might not welcome me.
"Huh?'
Hei Yang tilted his head: "Did he tell you to get lost?'
"Go on, do you think that this respected elder will be as incompetent as you? They haven't said anything yet!" Hongli rolled her eyes and backed away subconsciously: "It's just that when Elder Huo saw me,
The ruddy face turned dark instantly. Doesn’t this have something against me?'
"Ah this
Hei Yang was a little confused: "Really? His face turned dark instantly?"
“It’s absolutely true!’
Hongli affirmed and turned around: "I feel that today is not a suitable day...
"Ahem.
Hei Yang coughed twice, opened the letter from Lan Yuying, Hongli's biological mother, and read: "Xiaoli, you can come back anytime. If it's inconvenient, mom and dad will pick you up together..." "Okay, no need to say more.
Hongli's face returned to calm instantly, she turned around, opened the door and walked in:
"I know!"
"Well, it's:
Elder Huo looked in the mirror, wiped off the last piece of black ash on his face, put down his handkerchief, looked at Hongli, paused, and showed an expression of sudden realization: "Xiao Hongli, right!'
"Ah, haha
Hongli smiled and waved her hand: "Elder, you still remember me, it's true
Unfortunately, cough, but honored!’
"No matter what the honor is, I will remember every doll."
Elder Huo smiled and waved his hand: "Especially Xiaoli, as the recognized number one among our latest batch of new disciples, how could I not recognize you?
The high-grade spiritual stone I gave you in advance when we met last time did not disappoint me and kept me in first place. Well done!
"Ah, this, that
Hongli lowered her head in embarrassment and whispered: "Then, it's not a big deal.
Help! She is really not good at talking to her elders!
Woohoo, help, help! Heiyang, come and escort us!
"Haha, this is so humble.
Elder Huo pulled over a stool and said with a smile: "Don't be restrained, relax and sit down."
"Oh!'
Hong Li sat on the stool obediently, lowered her head, and saw that her toes could not reach the ground, her mind went blank.
[Hei Yang: Well done! Come on Xiaoli! You have taken a successful step!]
[Hongli: Aru invested three yuan to kiss Ba...
[Heiyang:???]
[Heiyang: The CPU is burned out?]
[Heiyang: Damn! Wake up!]
"Well, our fire department
Elder Huo looked at the white steam coming out of Hongli's head, frowned and thought deeply: "Does our Fire Department still have this kind of technique? Why don't I remember it?
Huo Le shook his head. Unexpectedly, he was thinking about it later. The focus now is on the child who just came in. After adjusting his thoughts, he slowed down his voice and showed a kind smile: "Okay, don't be nervous. Speak slowly, elder."
Listen here, if you have any questions, come to me?'
Hongli:
[Hei Yang: Answer! Answer!]
[Hongli: Hahaha, do you want to slide the door...
[Heiyang:.]
[Hei Yang: Ahem, next is a letter from my father-in-law.]
[Hei Yang: Well, what’s wrong? Do you want to give up when you encounter a little difficulty? Why do you suddenly want to come back?
Is there anything that you can't get over? Just calm down and tell your dad what you want to say. Well, your mom is always thinking about you at home
Xiaoli, this is mom, don’t listen to your dad’s nonsense, it’s him, an old guy, who has been thinking about you, and he’s simply... crossed out
Ahem, your mother didn’t know why she was crazy and snatched the pen away. Just ignore her crossed out parts.
Well, in short, if we really encounter a hurdle that we can't get over... let's just turn around. We don't have to go all the way to death! Well, that's it!]
[Red glass....
[Hongli: Thank you, Reader!]
"!!!"
Hongli suddenly raised her head, looked directly at Elder Huo, and handed over the application form she had prepared in her hand: "Well, I am here this time to apply for our sect's system.
Well, that’s it, disciples of the sect, please take a look at your application for proof of qualifications to live abroad!”
"Oh?
Elder Huo raised his eyebrows, gently took Hongli's application form, and opened it carefully. Lines of round small characters that seemed to be lying on the ground came into view: "Well, there is no time limit for applying to live abroad