How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 193: No matter whether it is a good child or a naughty child, they will get upset when they cry. One has to be coaxed and the other has to be beaten.
Chapter 193: No matter whether it is a good child or a naughty child, they will get upset when they cry. One has to be coaxed and the other has to be beaten.
Eyelashes trembled slightly, and the morning light coming from the window made Hongli couldn't help but frown, and opened her eyes drowsily. Is there something wrong with this guy Hei Yang? Don't you even close the curtains when you sleep?
"Well, but then again
Hong Li remained motionless, looking at the ceiling quietly, humming: "I woke up so early in the morning, it's really amazing.
"Is there a possibility?
A feeble voice came from the other side. Hei Yang looked at the ceiling in the same posture and said expressionlessly: "This is not the morning of the second day, but the third day, or even the fourth day or the morning afterward.
What?'
"Ah, you guy, don't you know if you see through but don't tell?
Hongli sighed: "Is it necessary to break the girl's beautiful fantasy with cold words?'
"Compared to that, what I want to know more is
Hei Yang felt the hardness on his back, and a small tic-tac-toe popped up on his head: "Why am I lying on the ground!"
"The devil knows
A small symmetrical tic-tac-toe also popped up on Hongli's head: "Didn't you see that I'm also lying on the ground?"
Black Sun:
Hongli:
Black Sun:
"As long as there is a bed in your heart.'
Hongli:
"I can lie down anywhere."
Hei Yang: "As long as I fall under the bed."
Hongli: "No matter what you do, it's always upward."
Hei Yang: "Just throw away the brain."
Hongli: "The world is so wonderful.
Hei Yang: "So why is this kind of thing lying on the ground?
Hongli: "It doesn't matter at all, don't care, just sleep again
Black Sun:
"Well,
Hongli:
"Humph.
Black Sun:
“Too lazy to think about it.’
Hongli:
"It doesn't matter.
"That's weird!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli suddenly stood up and faced each other with bared teeth and claws!
"Why the hell am I lying on the ground when I wake up!"
Hei Yang couldn't help shouting: "What kind of giraffe are you? I can't fit in such a big bed, right?"
"Why don't you let the evil people here complain first!'
Hong Li said angrily: "Didn't you kick me out of bed? I was in the bed and hindered your rest, right?"
"Oh, I was lying on the ground, and then I stretched out my arms and legs to climb on the bed and kick you off, right?"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said: "What kind of creature am I? A person with rubber fruit ability or a lanky ghost?"
"Who knows if you kicked me out of bed first, then pretended to be innocent and lay down again!"
Hongli's eyes were on fire and she said: "You know, I just woke up, but you were already awake when I woke up, so you have enough time to commit the crime!'
"In this way
Hei Yang took a step forward and approached Hong Li: "You don't admit it!"
"You should admit it!'
Hongli showed no signs of weakness and faced the black sun:
"You are deliberately stirring up trouble, right?"
Black Sun(o')VS(o')Hongli
Two angry faces kept getting closer.
"Ha, mom and dad, Xiaohuo will take you flying!"
A gust of wind came and blew their hair.
“Ah?’
Hei Yang Hongli turned her head at the same time, leaned forward involuntarily, and leaned against the other person.
Then they saw a flamingo that almost occupied the entire bed, waving its wings and talking in its sleep, causing the wind and waves to make the room roar.
"Huh?"*2
"So it was Xiao Huo who did it?
Hei Yang blinked.
"The wings are so big, they can carry people without even using the Fire Immortal!"
Hongli couldn't help but sigh.
"Woooooo, I don't know why the little fire suddenly became so big!"
Xiao Huo, who was in the form of a lolita, sat on the bed and cried: "The real body is bigger than after the transformation. How can I still be in my mother's arms like this! Wow, wow, wow!'
"Okay, okay, mom is here, don't cry."
Hong Li stretched out her hand to take Xiao Huo into her arms, patted her back gently, and looked helplessly at Hei Yang: "Well, although I thought that one day Xiao Huo would grow up, she was born less than a year ago.
Year.'
"Well, probably because I broke through to the foundation building stage, I grew a lot.'
Hei Yang touched his chin and analyzed: "But judging from the appearance, it should still be the period of Xiaohe. This can't be wrong.'
"Well, that is to say
Hongli sighed: "Will it grow bigger in the future?"
Xiao Huo: "!!!
"Don't let a small fire grow up! Don't let a small fire turn into a big fire! Don't let it turn into an old fire! Wow, wow, wow!"
After hearing her parents' analysis, Xiao Huo suddenly cried even harder: "When the time comes, Xiao Huo will grow bigger than the house, and then he won't be able to live in the house, and then he will be kicked out by his parents. Wow, wow, wow, little
Don’t be driven out of the fire!”
"Ah this.
Hei Yang and Hong Li looked at each other with helpless faces.
"Okay, okay, why are we kicking you out?'
After a pause, Hong Li sighed and comforted: "Although mom seems to be kicked out of the house by her parents together with dad, we can build a big house by ourselves when the time comes, big enough for Xiao Huo to be like the original one.
Such a house where you can fly freely!'
[Hongli: Well, what’s wrong with being bigger....
[Hei Yang....
[Hei Yang: Damn, be more serious and coax the child!]
[Hongli: Why would Xiao Huo think about being kicked out? How could I bear it? Do children always like to think about these impossible sorrows?]
[Hei Yang: Hey, let alone children, I think everyone can get into trouble sometimes!]
[Hongli: That makes sense...
"Hmm
Hearing Hong Li's comfort, Xiao Huo stopped crying, raised his head and lost in thought: "A big house.
“Hoo!’
Hong Li and Hei Yang looked at each other, let out a sigh of relief, and solved it!
"Wow! Even if it's a big house, the furniture and daily necessities inside won't get bigger, and the little fire can't hide in it and hide and seek.
Woohoo, we still can't go back to the past! Woohoo....
Xiaohuo thought carefully and cried again: "I don't want to grow up, wow, wow, wow!"
"Ah this."*2
Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang with a simple expression, "It's your turn.
"Huh
Hei Yang gave a helpless look and forced a smile: "The little fire can turn into a human form to hide and seek. No matter how big the human form is, it won't be that big!'
"The humanoid can't be hidden behind the tea cup! Woo hoo hoo
Black Sun:
"Then
Hei Yang scratched his hair and showed determination on his face: "Then enlarge the tea cup...and other furniture to the same proportion!
In this way, Xiaohuo can regain his previous feelings!"
"But in that case
Xiao Huo pouted and looked up at Hong Li Heiyang: "That would be very inconvenient for mom and dad. What if the water falls into the tea cup and drowns! Woo hoo hoo, it still doesn't work! <
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"Ah, don't cry, don't cry, dad will think of a way!"
Beads of sweat broke out on Heiyang's forehead: "Well, well, mom and dad can transform into giants, and then the residents of Five Color City build high walls and attack the backs of their necks
Bah, what am I talking about?
[Hongli: Don’t be embarrassed in front of your children.]
[Hei Yang: But, wuwuwu, Xiaoli, help me, children are scary, so I’d better not have any more children in the future. One Xiaohuo is enough, wuwuwu...
[Hongli: Tsk, that... we’ll talk about that later...
[Hong Li: Please stop crying for now, Xiao Huo. Well, I have always been very well-behaved before, why are you crying so hard today
[Hongli: Controlling the variables, we come to the conclusion that the bad boy aura in you must have been transmitted to Xiaohuo!]
[Hei Yang: No, this can also hit me?]
[Hei Yang: Isn’t it a big worry that children, including us, all have if they don’t want to grow up?]
[Heiyang: Moreover, as Xiaohuo grows up, his body shape changes more than that of humans. Is it normal to have this kind of discomfort due to the gap?]
[Hei Yang: Think about it, when you wake up, everything around you becomes so specious, and even you seem to have become a stranger. This feeling must be uncomfortable!]
[Hongli: Hmm... Do you think of your childhood again? I'm sorry...
[Hongli: Even though you said you had walked out, you still remembered that you were lying!]
[Hei Yang: Ah, I don’t have anything to do with it. I just thought about it when I saw Xiao Huo like this. I don’t have any negative emotions, really!]
[Hei Yang: A long-term illness makes a good doctor. I have experienced similar symptoms. Let me understand it by analogy!]
[Hongli: What about your solution?]
[Heiyang: Find a way to adapt. After all, I can't change the whole world, so I might as well become your shape.] [Hongli: God, my shape, what you said is not good at all...
..
[Hei Yang: Well, yes!]
[Hongli: Ha, I knew you were the best!]
"Ahem, Xiaohuo, stop crying, I have a solution!"
Hei Yang smiled: "The real solution is not to treat the symptoms but not the root cause!"
"Huh?!'
Xiaohuo stopped crying, but still choked with sobs and said: "Dad, please tell Xiaohuo...Xiaohuo needs to know...know a way!
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, we can't rush this.
Hei Yang waved his hand and said with a smile: "Speaking of preparation, Bronze Snake has a way!'
Taking a deep breath, Hei Yang shouted towards the door: "Ah Tong, are you there? Ah Tong, Ledi... Bah, Hei Yang needs your help
"Think about it, the copper snake can become so big, and then it can become so small
Hei Yang gestured and explained: "Can I let him teach Xiao Huo!'
"Ah, let's not talk about whether we can learn this.
Hong Li lightly kicked Hei Yang with her bare feet and said speechlessly: "You open the door for others, but is this the attitude you have when asking a snake to do something?
Don’t ask me why I don’t go, I’m holding Xiao Huo!”
"Ah, this, that, because there is no door at all for people to come in and out
"Ah?"
"Here
Hei Yang pointed to a small hole under the wall and said, "The copper snake was afraid of being stepped on when entering and exiting through the gate, so I opened a small door for him.
However, although it looks like a snake, it is actually different from a cold-blooded snake that can regulate its own temperature.
For example, the copper snake has no blood at all, which fundamentally solves the problem of blood being difficult to examine... Bah, I mean, he doesn't like the temperature in the room very much, so he usually sleeps coiled outside the hole.
.'
“Oh ho?’
Hong Li raised an eyebrow: "You not only crushed the tiles in the courtyard, but also dug a hole in the wall, right? You are really a poor tenant!
When will the Xiaolong family want to come and stay, only to see the ruins you left behind?"
"Ah this
Hei Yang turned away with a guilty conscience, and said with a sneer: "Well, before I leave, I will definitely give him a recovery. Recovery:".,
