How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 197: Pseudo-exquisiteness and false sense of ritual are hollowing out a new generation of young people! See through the essence and show off!
Chapter 197: Pseudo-exquisiteness and false sense of ritual are hollowing out a new generation of young people! See through the essence and show off!
“Whoops!’
The light of the sword flashed, and the big watermelon was split evenly in half from the middle, revealing the red and black flesh. The skin is thin and large, with many flesh and few seeds. The fruity fragrance is fragrant.
Hei Yang sheathed the sword and stored it separately. This is a new sword that has not been used. A sword used to chop melons and a sword used to cut people are incompatible. Cleaning it clean will also have a psychological effect.
Two small spoons were inserted into the melon, one on each side. Hei Yang pushed half of them in front of Hong Li and glanced at her: "Hmm
Hong Li lowered her lips and glanced sideways at Hei Yang: "Huh what? I don't understand what you mean. Please speak clearly."
"Well, that's it
Hei Yang turned his head away and said vaguely: "Eat. Hmm."
Hongli:
Black Sun:
"Pfft hahaha
Seeing Hei Yang's appearance, Hong Li instantly broke through and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "What the hell, stinky Hei Yang, you were the one who took the initiative first, okay, now you are so shy?' p>
"Hmm
Recalling what happened more than ten minutes ago, Hongli swallowed subconsciously, her face turned slightly red, but she pretended to be calm, as if nothing had happened.
"What! Isn't it?
Hmm...a kiss, a kiss on the mouth, a kiss, ahem, it looks like something,
What’s the big deal!”
Hong Li turned her head away without a trace and waved her hand: "Oh, oh, oh, you know, I understand. After all, it's your first time to formally kiss a girl, so it's normal to be shy. Yes, that's right, that's right.
This way, it’s not embarrassing at all!” “I don’t feel embarrassed at all, don’t forget that I am the one who takes the initiative
Hei Yang snorted and muttered: "But, is this the first official kiss?
"What? Isn't it?'
Hongli held her chin with one hand, turned her head, looked at Heiyang, and said in a calm tone: "First of all, those with my mother and elders definitely don't count.
Then, the time you bit me doesn’t count, it was too stupid, and isn’t this the first time?”
"Actually, there was another time
Hei Yang frowned and said, "I don't know if that time counts.
"Hmm?'
Hongli showed a puzzled expression: "Have I ever kissed you again?
Why don’t I remember... Well, I forgot? No way!"
"Tsk
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and raised the corner of his mouth: "Are you so sure it's me and you? Can't it be another girl?" "Oh, absolutely impossible."
Hongli rolled her eyes and said confidently: "Just one girl who can kiss you is enough, and her name must be Hongli! As for the rest, hehe, let's not consider it."
After a pause, Hong Li showed a puzzled expression: "But when was it? Why do I really not remember it?
Well, I can only use the stupid method to count from the year I met you
"This is nothing to worry about!"
Hei Yang was startled, and quickly stopped Hong Li, saying speechlessly: "Yes, yes, you guessed it, that girl is you, are you satisfied?
"Hey, what does guessing mean? This is determination, determination!"
Hongli corrected dissatisfiedly, but her brows furrowed more and more tightly: "What on earth...are you in a dream?"
"Okay, stop guessing.
Hei Yang waved his hand and told the truth: "Just last month, on your birthday, I hugged you back when you were drunk
"!!!"
Hongli's eyes widened: "Hei, you actually took advantage of someone's danger and did such an obscene and shameless thing
"You took the initiative."
"Such an elegant and romantic thing! Ahem
Hongli coughed twice, smiled awkwardly, and confirmed in a low voice: "It's true
.I took the initiative?”
"Ah, you used a very terrifying grappling technique on me!"
Hei Yang showed a scared expression: "Although I tried my best to resist and would rather die than obey, I was defeated in the end and you succeeded!" "Fuck!'
Hongli looked ugly: "Then I won't lose a lot, right?
"Ah? What did you say?
"Ah, nothing.
Hongli shook her head, raised her chest and raised her head, and said in a relaxed tone: "So I'm just saying, it's not a big deal at all, this is just a trick played by my sister and me!'
"Ah yes yes.
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "Can Sister Hongli tell me why she held my other hand so tightly and didn't let go? Was it because she was afraid of what would happen to me?'
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, and she smiled and stuffed the melon into her mouth with a spoon: "Oh my, this melon is so sweet. Hey, Hei Yang, do you usually spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon?'
"Oh, what a blunt skill in changing the topic.
"You can't say anything when you eat, but you can't say anything when you sleep!"
"Ah yes yes.
It was a big watermelon, and Hei Yang Hongli ate it hard. In the end, he dug out a thin layer of the melon skin, wiped the corners of his mouth beautifully, and the two of them took a deep breath together: "Haha, it's so cool!"
"So:
Hei Yang whispered: "Are we going to eat secretly like this? Xiaohuo and the others are still outside."
"Ah, she will ask if she wants to eat.
Hongli held out her thumb: "Yes, this is the child I raised. She is not afraid of life at all, lively and cheerful!" "I'm afraid if she doesn't speak, her mother won't find out if she starves to death
"Impossible! It's pure slander!"
Hong Li defended herself: "According to experts, Li Huo cranes as big as Xiao Huo have already started to look for food on their own, and our Xiao Huo is still nibbling on us!"
‘Which expert?’
"Red glass expert!"
"Heh.
Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li, paused, and nodded again: "But I have something to say. If we live together in the future, should we prepare a separate bedroom for Xiao Huo, and then prepare another one... “What about me?’
Hongli pointed at herself: "What about me?"
"Ah?
Hei Yang tilted his head and looked confused: "What are you talking about? Of course you sleep in the same room and bed with me!" "Ah this!'
“What?’
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a dangerous expression: "What do you think?"
"Ahaha, no, of course not!"
Hong Li gave in decisively, then raised her head and sighed: "It just feels like a wonderful feeling. We will live together in the future, and it really comes from your mouth. It feels even more wonderful. These are the legendary two people."
The world is beautiful!"
"A world of two or something"
Hei Yang thought for a while: "Weren't we always the two of us without anyone disturbing us?"
"That's different!'
Hongli emphasized: "It's the sigh of the two worlds after confirming the relationship between lovers!"
"Actually, I think so
Hei Yang poured cold water on her mercilessly: "It really won't make much difference, because no matter how many plans there are, neither of us will be too lazy to do them by then, and all plans will be extended indefinitely.
Hong Li: "!!!"
Damn it, it makes damn sense!
"Ah, although this is true
Hongli smiled coquettishly: "Give me a little arrangement, let me feel the sense of the ceremony and experience the difference
“You want a sense of ceremony, right?’
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes: "Okay, Brother Hei Yang will give you a sense of ceremony
Taking a deep breath, Hei Yang adjusted his emotions slightly, showing an expression of hatred for steel: "Dear Hongli, it has been several days since your last breakthrough, and Hei Yang doesn't dare to rest like you! p>
Now, if you have eaten, drank, and slept enough, then hurry up and practice seriously for me. I will supervise you next to you!
How about it? Isn’t this two-person world very ritualistic?"