How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 211 It’s fun to laugh and comfortable to cry. The really uncomfortable thing is when you want to pretend as if nothing has happened.
Chapter 211 It’s fun to laugh and comfortable to cry. The really uncomfortable thing is when you want to pretend as if nothing has happened.
Five Elements Sect, Fire Department, Hongli Family...
"Hongli's house is already a thing of the past! I'm going to move out soon! Oh ho ho ho ho!"
Hongli couldn't help laughing out loud, and hummed triumphantly: "Hmm, huh, huh, today is a good day, I can do whatever I want..."
"Sister Hongli!"
If you don’t see the person, hear the voice first.
"Bang!"
I saw Xingyun kicking in the door, sliding on the floor for more than ten meters, doing a standard split, pressing his hands on the ground, raising his head suddenly, with a solemn expression: "Sister Hongli! It's me!"
"Ah, little blue head, it's too impolite to kick the door..."
After a pause, Hongli suddenly laughed out loud: "Forget it, I forgive you, it's not a big problem!"
"No, no, no, the problem is huge, very big!"
Xingyun was so excited that she didn't even stand up. She slid sideways and came to Hongli, her eyes widening.
"Sister Hongli! I heard that you will be gone soon!"
"You're not here anymore!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Even if I'm in a good mood today, you won't open your mouth and curse me, right?"
"Oops, no, I mean you are leaving, that is, you are going home?"
Xingyun spoke incoherently, stood up suddenly, held Hongli's hands, and looked panicked: "Hurry up and tell me this is a rumor, it's a rumor, right?
It must be some drunk guy who spread the word, yes, that's it!"
"Well..."
Hongli looked at Xingyun, tilted her head, and said softly: "Really."
"Is it really a rumor?!"
"It's really true."
"Is it really true?!"
Hongli: "..."
"Stop your bad behavior!"
Hongli stretched out her hand to sign a pause and sighed: "That's right, I'm leaving the sect and going home.
Well, it doesn't count as quitting the sect, but I probably won't come back again..."
"After this..."
Hongli showed an expectant smile: "A wonderful life is about to come!"
"Boom!"
Like a bolt from the blue, it directly split Xingyun into pieces that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside. She was stunned, gently let go of Hongli's hands, then hugged Hongli tightly, raised her head, and said with tears in her eyes: "This is not beautiful at all!
How wonderful it is! Woohoo..."
"Uh..."
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she touched Little Lan's head helplessly: "This, so exciting..."
"Can you not be excited? How could Sister Hongli leave!"
Xingyun's voice trembled: "We entered the sect together, came to the Fire Department together, ate together, played in the ring together, slept together, were poisoned together, celebrated birthdays together, and got drunk together..."
"Ahem, first of all, when we first came to the sect, we didn't know each other..."
Hongli beeped in a low voice: "Besides, I came to the Ministry of Fire before you. I cheated you very unscrupulously during our first meal. In the ring, you were the one who got beaten by me...
There is nothing to cry about when a bad guy like me leaves...
Besides, why are we sleeping together? You are just staying at my house. If you are poisoned, I remember that I am the only one who is infected!
Celebrating a birthday together... Well... I was really happy that day...
As for getting drunk together, forget it, that would be a disaster!"
"What else?!"
Xingyun sniffed and looked at Hongli with red eyes: "Have you forgotten the "Capture Black Sun, Happy Life" team? Xiaohuo and I are both members of your team!"
"Why do you remember all those weird names? Your memory is used in places it shouldn't be!"
Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Besides, the goal has been achieved, so the team will naturally disband..."
"Dismissed!"
Xingyun's head roared, and he slumped on the ground helplessly, gradually turning to stone: "How could this happen, how could it be disbanded..."
"Ah, calm down!"
"Obviously I haven't completed my goal of capturing Black Sun..."
"Bah! That's what I want to complete, what's the matter with you! You're not allowed to take it!"
"What's the meaning of life without Sister Hongli..."
"Hey, your previous life was meaningless, don't ignore your family, your dad will be sad!"
"And this..."
Xingyun pouted and took out a notebook from his body: "The plan is to practice together in the sect for at least three hundred years, then go out to practice together for three hundred years, and finally return to the sect to be elders for three hundred years, and then retire together.
Waiting to die..."
"Sister, you are a little scary, you make me a little scared!"
Hongli asked cautiously: "Really have so many plans?"
"Fake..."
Xingyun put down the book and flipped through it, only to find writing on the first page.
[Sister Hongli returned my spirit stone, she is a good person]
[Sister Hongli is so powerful, I can’t beat her]
[Sister Hongli’s little fire is so cute, but her temper is a bit weird]
[Sister Hongli invited me to dinner. Although I didn’t eat it, I was very touched]
[Sister Hongli’s birthday must be recorded, it’s August 2nd, and I’ll surprise her at this time next year!]
[Sister Hongli rushed into the fire to save me and Gaga]
[When Sister Hongli paid back the money, she deliberately made excuses to give me more money, and her attitude was very tough... Well, just think of it as my sister's concern!]
[Sister Hongli has a hundred consecutive wins, so handsome!]
【……】
"No more, no more later. I clearly planned to fill up many notebooks, but in the end..."
Xingyun sighed: "In the end, I only remembered less than one page..."
"But we have only known each other for less than a year..."
"Then are we good friends?"
"Yes!"
Hong Li nodded affirmatively, sighed, turned around and looked at the room, stunned.
"Xiao Huo was born here, and her childhood is recorded here...almost all her life experiences so far...
And, well, it’s the first time to cook, the first time to eat the food cooked by my aunt with everyone...
The first time is really worthless. A lot has happened this year. It turns out that not everything is depressing...
But it’s really time for me to go, someone is waiting for me to go back..."
Taking a deep breath, Hongli laughed suddenly and turned around with red eyes.
"No, why did I suddenly feel like I was nostalgic? It was just a summary of this year. I..."
Hongli wanted to laugh indifferently, patting Xingyun on the shoulder while saying goodbye to her, and said something casually: What's the matter? It's not a separation of life and death. Anyway, it's not far from Five Color City, and the mountain is not closed now. By then, quack
You can come and play with me anytime you grow up!
She wanted to say that calmly, but she couldn't change her emotions for a while. She was stuck in the middle and felt very uncomfortable. She took a deep breath, and then breathed again.
"Well..."
Hongli smiled helplessly, stretched out her hand to pull Xingyun up, and patted her back: "You often come to play with me. When you come to Five Color City, tell me my name. They all know it."
"Well..."
Xingyun curled her lips and hummed: "I run to your house twice a day, once in the morning, once in the afternoon, fourteen times a week...
Set off in the morning, arrive in the morning, then return to the sect, set off again, and come back again..."
"Okay, okay, it's almost done."
Hongli shook her head and laughed, and couldn't help complaining: "You don't practice practice anymore? When I leave, you will be the first one. Will someone else take it away?"
"Well...there's nothing to argue about..."
Xingyun sighed and couldn't help but laugh at herself: "Actually, Sister Hongli, when I competed with you for first place, it was really not for any reward.
Just, I just want to fight...
I always want to prove myself. I feel that if you become number one, you will be respected among the new disciples. If you have a membership card in the cafeteria, you will be respected in the cafeteria...
Ha, doesn’t it seem a bit too silly?”
"Hey, don't change to this depressive style, sister, what are you talking about? You have to stand up!
When you can get money first and get discounts on your membership card, you must be very financially savvy, right?”
Hongli helplessly raised her forehead: "Really, Xiaoyun, if they hear what you say, they will say you are ordinary.
You belong to other people’s children that I look up to. You are talented and hard-working. You spend crazy money and still find time to work to support yourself!
Have you looked at the big enemies below your ranking? They are wailing!
Okay, okay, let’s go back and forth, it’s not a big deal...”
"Oh..."
Xingyun puffed up her cheeks, then took a long breath and looked into the room: "Sister Hongli, are you ready to clean up the room?"
"Of course, I will take away everything I can!"
Hong Li chuckled and opened her palms: "There is also this. When we get to our new home, we must put this in the most conspicuous place!"
"Ah!"
Xingyun exclaimed: "It's a red small glass wood carving!"
"Hmm."
Hongli nodded: "Don't you know what to write down in your notebook? Let me teach you: the first day that Sister Hongli is away, I miss her. The second day that Sister Hongli is away, I miss her..."
"Well, if we continue like this, it may seem relatively small, but we can accumulate 365 items in a year!"
Hongli nodded affirmatively and gave a thumbs up: "I can definitely write a lot of words!"
"I don't want it. These are important things to record..."
"Isn't it important that Sister Hongli is not here?"
"Of course it's not important!"
"Huh??!"
"It should be, the first time I went to play with Sister Hongli, the second time I went to play with Sister Hongli... like this!"
"Hmm, pretty good!"
Hongli stretched and said casually: "If you think about it carefully, you must have come here to help me clean up!"
"Huh?"
"Smelly Heiyang can't enter the girls' residential area. Smelly Xiaohuo followed Heiyang and was lazy, leaving me alone..."
Hongli suddenly covered her face: "Fuck!
Did I give them too many beauty filters? What about a good life? Now that I think about it, this kind of isolation by them and working alone will be the main theme in the future!
No, absolutely not!"
Hong Li took a deep breath and showed a determined expression: "Either Hei Yang and I isolate Xiao Huo, or Xiao Huo and I isolate Hei Yang. I can't be the one doing the work!"
"Uh, Sister Hongli..."
Xingyun wanted to speak but stopped.
"What's wrong?"
"I think it's actually good for you to stay..."
"It makes sense. If you think about it carefully, it's really not worth it to go back. Only a fool would think of leaving the united and friendly sect and going back to his hometown!"
"Well, Sister Hongli, you cleaned up so quickly..."