How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 230: Just after the holiday, I was a pet peeve, but after a few days, I became a piece of meat on the hob, and the last pile of rotten meat was regarded as a hostile enemy.
Chapter 230: Just after the holiday, I was a pet peeve, but after a few days, I became a piece of meat on the hob, and the last pile of rotten meat was regarded as a hostile enemy.
"Xiao Huo, come and try on this dress grandma brought!"
"Xiaohuo, come and try the cake grandma just made!"
"Xiaohuo, don't you think it's cute wearing this little hat?"
"Low heat, you have to drink the pork ribs and lotus root soup quickly, otherwise it will get cold!"
"Uh, ah, chirp, ah..."
Xiao Huo looked at the grandma on the left for a while, and then looked at the grandma on the right. Her mouth was full of delicious food, and her body was covered with beautiful clothes...
Xiaohuo kept shaking his little head, and after a while his eyes began to spin in circles, with grandma and grandma on his head spinning...
"Well, little fire, little fire..."
Xiao Huo was mumbling and swaying. Suddenly her center of gravity became unstable and she leaned back. In an instant, four hands supported her on her back, and she was gently lifted up.
"Don't be afraid, Xiaohuo, grandma is here!"
"Don't cry, Xiaohuo, grandma won't let you fall!"
"Well..."
Xiaohuo's face was bright red, and little hearts floated out of his head: "Xiaohuo has been, has been, overwhelmed by happiness. Xiaohuo will be, will be spoiled by happiness..."
Xiaohuo closed her eyes peacefully, and her breathing became long and steady.
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying looked at each other and smiled.
"Shh, I'm asleep~~"
"Even the sleeping look is cute!"
"Yes, yes!"
Qing Yiyi gently wiped the soup from the corner of Xiaohuo's mouth and said with a smile: "I always wanted to raise a daughter, but after I had Xiaoyang, I felt that having another daughter would neglect Xiaoyang, so I gave up the idea. Now Xiaoyang
My granddaughter has fulfilled my dream."
"Oh, my Xiaoli said she is a girl. As you know, she has not been gregarious since she was a child."
Lan Yuying sighed: "Obviously other little girls like to dress and play, but she is not interested and has a weird temper... Xiaohuo, this is what a normal little girl looks like!"
"Yes, when I see Xiaohuo's current state and think about her difficult and difficult life in the hands of Xiaoli and Xiaoyang, I feel heartbroken and want to make up for all the grievances I have suffered before!"
"Harm, fortunately the child is only one year old, there is still time to make up for it."
"Isn't that right? Unlike the two outside the window, we can't control them anymore!"
The two of them helped Xiao Huo lie down on the bed, took off her shoes and coat, covered her with a quilt, turned her head and faced the window.
I don’t know when, two heads popped up there, squeezing outside the window and looking into the room, crying silently, with envy and jealousy written on their faces.
Heiyang, Hongli:(┯_┯)(┯_┯)
Mom loves me again!!!
Qing Yiyi: "Ah, ah, ah, look at these two poor little bastards, ugh, my heart is broken."
Lan Yuying: "Isn't that right? When I think of them curling up in a broken box on the street in the early morning and being bitten by mosquitoes if they can't find a place to live, I feel so uncomfortable that I want to cry."
The two mothers wiped away tears and walked to the window. Outside the window, the two people gasped and stretched out their hands, looking like they were suffering from maternal withdrawal syndrome.
Seeing their mother getting closer and closer, the two of them became more and more excited, getting closer, getting closer...
"Wow!"
The curtains on both sides were tightly closed, and Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.
“I can’t see it now!”
"Isn't that right? We are kind-hearted and cannot bear to see our children suffer..."
"Harm!"
"Alas!"
Outside the window, two faces that have lost their color are left behind.
"Mom..."
Hongli's body went limp and she collapsed against the wall.
"Don't want us anymore..."
Hei Yang was so helpless that he slid down against the wall.
Dark clouds shrouded the two people's heads, heavy rain fell on their heads, and lightning struck them from time to time, showing their loneliness, desolation and helplessness.
"..."
"..."
"Go, go, go! What are you talking about?"
Hong Li stood up violently, violently shook away the dark clouds above her head, grabbed Hei Yang's shoulders and lifted him up: "Cheer up! How can a man stay depressed for so long!"
"Well..."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li: "But you even had your boudoir taken away by Xiao Huo, which is worse than me..."
Hong Li: "!!!"
The little dark clouds gathered over Hongli's head again. She squatted in the corner and faced the wall and thought: "Oh, forget it, I'm not a man either..."
"If you ask me, I'd better go to the other side..."
Hei Yang sighed and spread out his hands. The palm of his left hand was filled with gray mist, and in his right hand was the certificate from the underworld? Po Meng.
"Maybe you can stay with Grandma Meng for half a month or something. I think her little pavilion is quite nice. If you wake up and feel thirsty, you can still have something to drink..."
"No!"
Hong Li quickly turned her head, blew away the gray mist from Hei Yang's hand in one breath, and said speechlessly: "My good brother, if you can fall asleep no matter what the harsh environment, that's not a lazy dog, that's survival in the wilderness!"
It’s a special episode of Return of the Soul from Underworld!”
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang looked helpless: "Then what do you think we should do? I've already come up with ways, but you still don't want to."
"Well..."
Hongli frowned, grabbed Heiyang's hand, turned and walked towards the other side of the house: "Kaishenyin, follow me!"
"Ah, where are you taking me?"
Hei Yang's face turned red and he said shyly: "Well, I'm not mentally prepared yet, so don't..."
"Fuck, you're blushing like a bubble teapot!"
Black lines appeared on Hong Li's head: "Shut up!"
"Ouch..."
Passing by the door of the living room, the two of them clearly heard their fathers laughing and joking, "Tons, tons, tons, tons," their laughter was wild and flamboyant.
There was nothing serious about this conversation. If you listened carefully, you could see that the word "drinking" was all used, which made the two of them feel sad.
Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen were not only lifelong friends when they were young, they were also old drinking buddies.
But after having Hong Li and Hei Yang, because the two little guys didn't like the taste of alcohol, they slowly gave up this addiction.
But now that Hei Yang Hongli was kicked out, there was no need to worry about anything anymore. Hong Xiaochen dug out the wine that had been buried in the yard on the spot and started drinking heavily.
In this way, a beautiful world and a harmonious home will be created where only Hongli and Heiyang are injured.
People's joys and sorrows are not the same, and scenes of laughter and joy bring out the sadness...
"Is there really nothing to prepare?"
"Prepare a big-headed ghost!"
Hongli took a long breath and pointed to the small house in front of her: "How is it here?"
"Well..."
Hei Yang narrowed his eyes: "Xiaoli Bookstore, your bookstore is not very big, and with so many books crammed in, the space becomes even smaller."
"Hey, it would be nice if there was a place for us to stay!"
Hongli rolled her eyes: "At least this is a room in the Yangjian..."
After a pause, Hong Li chuckled and said: "Although this is within the scope of home, it is not very close to my parents' bedroom, and usually they will not go near my study room.
As long as we don't make too much noise, we can stay here for a long time!"
"彳yu!"
Hei Yang gently turned the key, opened the door, looked at Hong Li who was stunned, and pointed his thumb towards the room: "Go in, why are you standing there?"
"Well..."
Hongli sighed, curled her lips and walked into the house: "Sometimes I really don't understand what I was thinking at the beginning. What kind of trouble did I have in my head to give you a share of all the keys."<
/p>
"Then who knows?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and closed the door tightly: "Maybe someone had some bad thoughts at the time and was expecting something."
"I'm looking forward to you big-headed ghost!"
Hong Li snorted softly, turned away, looked at her bookshelf, sighed and changed the subject.
"Ah, this familiar smell of books, when I was in the Five Elements Sect, I dreamed more than once that I was back here again, lying on the bed reading a book..."
"Not good for your eyes."
"Jindan can read books and cure myopia, right?"
"Tsk, then who knows?"
Black Yang patted the dust around him, showing a funny expression: "Then have you dreamed about me? How many times have you dreamed about me?"
"Well..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, coughed twice, flipped through the books in her hand hurriedly, and said angrily: "It's not okay even once. It's so unlucky to dream about you!"
"Hey, you have a tough mouth, right..."
Hei Yang casually opened the small bed in the study room and muttered: "I remember that I just flipped through a few pages of your diary, and saw many paragraphs about dreaming about Hei Yang..."
"Dog thief!!!"
Before Hei Yang finished speaking, a roar rang in his ears, and he was kicked to the ground with a flying kick. A figure came and suppressed him: "Take your life!"
"Hey, Xiaoli, calm down..."
Hei Yang was squirming on the ground, trying to shake off the red glass on his body. The latter's sinful hands were pinching his delicate neck, and it was obvious that he had the intention of killing him.
"I've seen it all, there's no point in being impatient now..."
"Fuck! What a scumbag you are!"
Hongli's fists immediately hardened, and she hit Heiyang's back with both fists: "Try my muscle-splitting and bone-splitting hand!"
"Ouch!!!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth: "Don't, if you keep doing this I will scream and it will be over if my parents hear the sound!"
"Before that, I'll kill you first!"
"But I also let you read my diary..."
"You were peeking, but I did it with your permission. How can it be the same!"
"But..."
"Don't worry about it for now, let's try this trick! Drink!"
"Ouch!!!"
"..."
"Huh..."
After finishing a set of punches, Hongli looked at Heiyang who didn't know whether he was alive or dead beneath him, smiled coldly, and lifted up his shirt, revealing Heiyang's back covered with fist marks. Hongli swallowed her saliva and coughed twice.
Voice: "Now I know if I was wrong! Sigh...cough cough!"
"Wrong, wrong..."
Hei Yang waved his hand in a desperate tone: "I was wrong, okay..."
"Hmph..."
Hongli pressed her hands on someone's back as if unintentionally, um, moved parallel, rotated and jumped, turned her palms into claws...
"Hey hey..."
Hei Yang struggled and shook twice, and said angrily: "What are you doing!"
"Ahem..."
Hongli looked away guiltily: "Well, I must be punishing you!"
"Let me go after the punishment is over..."
"I haven't spanked you yet..."
"Ah???"
"Ahem, cough, I mean, do you know you are wrong?!"
Hongli pretended to be calm.
"I know..."
Hei Yang's tone was resentful.
"Then...what's wrong?"
"The mistake is..."
Hei Yang stretched out his hand tremblingly: "The mistake is..."
"Huh?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Tell me where I went wrong?!"
"The mistake is... ha! I'm right!"
Hei Yang suddenly turned over, grabbed Hong Li's shoulders, and pressed her down: "Hahaha, how can a man live in such a depressed state for so long!"
"Um, what the hell..."
Hongli's long hair was spread on the ground, her eyes widened, she took a deep breath, and used her legs hard: "The rabbit kicks the eagle! Hongli kicks the dog!"
"Teng!"
Heiyang Tong shrank and moved violently, avoiding the danger of being kicked in the waist, but he was still kicked into the air. As expected, the next step was Hongli's continuous bullet attack!
The strong wind roared, and at the critical moment, Hei Yang exerted force on his waist, twisted violently, adjusted his position, and swooped down smoothly: "The crow is flying!"
"Drink!"
"Hoo!"
I saw two golden elixir masters wrestling together on the floor, poking their nostrils and pulling their hair, cough...the battle reached the border of the world, and some of the avenues were wiped out!
"Winter!"
There was a muffled sound.
"Huh?"*2
Hei Yang Hongli looked at the shadow that enveloped her body getting bigger and bigger, and raised her head in confusion. She finally couldn't stand the bookshelf anymore, so she swatted it down like a fly swatter to purify the world!
"!!!"
"Hey, Hongli, let go so quickly, let go, it's going to fall down!"
"No! We must die together!"
"Hey! Don't do this!"
"Give up, look at my deadly scissor legs!"
"What the hell..."
"Winter!!!"
Phew, the world is clean...
"That..."
Hei Yang suddenly stretched out an arm from the pile of books: "We are so noisy...
Well, it's so small, so it shouldn't be heard..."
"I don't care..."
Hongli stretched out an arm: "You have to be responsible and help me organize the books..."